Junkers Ju 390

Today, we are honoring a very special person.
Today is Barbara Stanwyck's Birthday!

Born in 1907, Barbara Stanwyck is perhaps one of the greatest Actresses to ever appear in films. She could do comedy and very serious drama. She was also a very kind person who always had time for her fans.
This evening in our famous Black Hangar, here at AREA 51, we will be showing the comedy,,,BALL OF FIRE,,,made in 1941. Starring Gary Cooper with some of the best character actors in Hollywood. Directed by Howard Hawks and the comic pen of Billy Wilder and Charles Brackett.
Seven other species of Aliens will also be watching this film along with my next door neighbor James Newsom who is visiting from California.
Also we have our honored guests from New Zealand who are also members of the TIGER MOTH CLUB.
So everyone remember Barbara Stanwyck, today is her Birthday, drink a toast to her, and remember her!
Sincerely,
Anna Kreisling

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Under the FREEDOM of Information Act, I have acquired from NASA the diary from Werner Von Braun, who was a prominent German Rocket Scientist brought to the USA under Operation Paperclip.
On page 132, he writes about SS Gen. Hans Kammler arriving at Wright Patterson AFB on May 7th, 1945 in a Junkers JU-390 with the DIE GLOCKE, the BELL, the most Top Secret device in Nazi Germany! Werner Von Braun says that this is a Game Changer, that now we have a machine that can not only fly, but go through time and chance dimensions!
On page 137 he writes about a key, a key that can only activate the BELL, without the key, the BELL will explode and rip a hole in the fabric of space and time. It is here that SS Col. Hans Kammler says that Anna Kreisling has the key and both Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler entrusted her with this key. Why? Because in 1939 she was the first Nazi to fly through time. When she came back she had proof that CASE WHITE, in invasion of France would be a success only if they followed Adolf Hitler's plan. This is why Hitler was so jubilant on his 50th birthday, he knew that the coming war in Europe would be a success!
Then in Werner Von Braun's Diary it talks about the frantic search for Anna Kreisling by the OSS in 1945.
Everyone of any importance had disappeared from the BUNKER. Hitler was gone, Eva was gone, Blondi his German Shepherd was gone! Martin Bormann was gone! Even the three best rescue pilots in the Luftwaffe were gone, Hans Baur, Anna Kreisling and Hannah Reitsch.
The OSS spent six months looking for Anna Kreisling! The Russians under Joseph Stalin were looking for her. Finally on the Christmas issue, 1945 of STARS AND STRIPES there she was!!! On the cover pouring coffee for Gen. George PATTON!!
Stalin was so enraged that the OSS grabbed her and flew her to America, that he ordered Gen. Patton to be murdered because Stalin was convinced that it was he who had been hiding her!
Again, this Diary of Werner Von Braun is so explosive and so full of details, that I have given it to the staff of President Joe Biden for safe keeping.
Folks, what this all proves is that there is so much more history from World War II that remains a secret. This explains why more than 56,000 documents about KG-200 and OPERATION PAPERCLIP are still classified TOP SECRET!!

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Dear President Joe Biden,
Are you infected with Monkey Pox?? You smell really bad Joe,,,in fact you smell like a Chimpanzee having diareah in a Cat box! Joe do you want some advice?? You and OPRAH need to retire and move to Haiti, America does not need you anymore.
America is the greatest country in the world. President John F. Kennedy helped the Fourth Reich establish 7 major colonies on the Moon!
President Bill Clinton helped up develop a Space Elevator at AREA 51 that can deliver cargo 145 miles above the Earth's surface. Our Nazi Spacecraft routinely dock there!
Heinrich Himmler and I are very proud of Anna Kreisling. She is what every Nazi Girl in America dreams about, and someday wants to be! Both Anna Kreisling and Hannah Reitsch did everything they could to save Germany and to have Germany prosper after the war. Our German ideas of Honor, love of God, love of country, and love for all the animals on this planet. We are the ones who want to save this planet, not destroy the American ideals that made this country great! Why not let the American Free Market decide the fate of Electric Cars? If Americans want to buy a shotgun to defend their families, they should have this right!
Why are you Communists and Socialists always trying to dictate to people what they must do?? What they must believe in??? Why do you try to indoctrinate our children with this garbage about America being an evil and racist country???
Joe you should publicly apoligise to the American people for your evil and decadent ways. You should tell the American people that you believe in God, your country and salute the American Flag. Communism and Socialism have no place in a FREE NATION.

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Dear Anna Kreisling KG-200,
Flight Operations Command AREA 51,

I won the fight in Las Vegas! I not only beat the shiite out of Donald Trump, I also won the election in 2020! How?? Both times I cheated and did some very dirty things!
Guess what Anna? I'm gonna send Donald Trump to prison so I won't have to face him in 2024! I am going to win by a Landslide!!! How?? Because OPRAH is going to be my Vice President on the ticket. We are going to change America forever!
1. No more guns will be allowed in the hands of the American people. Anyone who does not obey will be put in Prison!
2. All the Police will be required to round up all the Republicans and send them to prison. If the cops refuse, then their entire families will be in prison!
3. In order to save the planet, all gasoline powered cars will be destroyed and all Americans will be forced to use bicycles.
4. We are going to destroy the farmers, and control all food in the USA.
5. All Truck Drivers will be forced to buy Electric Trucks even if this means all Food deliveries will be stopped.
6. All Christians will be forced to register as Terrorists.
7. Mandatory Abortions for all White Women, no exceptions, you can not have a child unless you have the Government's Permission.
8. American School Children will not be allowed to salute the American Flag. They must salute Oprah and sing songs as to how great she is.
9. We are going to sell Alaska back to Russia, and Hawaii back to Red China.
10. California will be the model for the nation, a Socialist Paradise, where the Democrats in Sacramento will control every aspect of your lives!

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Good Evening Bernie and President Kamala Harris,
As you know I flew to Las Vegas to cover the fight between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. This was to be done to raise more than $300 Million for charity! I wasn't expecting much,,,maybe they would dance around the ring and throw a few punches, but this turned out to be quite a fight!
So the two were introduced, and Donald looked very good in his Red White and Blue trunks and his matching boxing gloves! Joe looked skinny and pathetic,except for his RAINBOW colored trunks which looked like they were going to explode around his butt!! Of course he was wearing a diaper,,but every time he tells a Lie,,,it just keeps filling up with massive amounts of brown hideous smelling shitte!!
Well the bell sounded and Donald immediately punched him in the stomach, which caused his diaper to explode and it sprayed over 30 people with that toxic Poop!!
So they went to their corners so that Joe Biden could get a fresh clean new diaper, AND WHEN DONALD SAT DOWN, BERNIE reached in and raised his boxing trunks and poured scalding hot coffee on Donald's Cajones!!
The bell rang for Round 2, and Donald was holding on to his family jewels and screaming, when Joe landed a punch and knocked his wig off!! Then two more punches and he knocked his false teeth out!! THE BELL SOUNDED and they both staggered back to their corners!!
This time AOC was there waiting for Donald and she reached in and took a bite of his left nipple! Man she held on like a Pit Bull that just grabbed a T-Bone steak. Man she tore off his left nipple!!
The bell sounded for Round 3,,,and Donald was so angry and pissed off that he pounded 33 blows to his head. But Biden keeps all his brains in his ass so it did not hurt him!!
When Trump went back to his corner,,,there was Nancy Pelosi,,,with a smile on her face. When Donald sat down,,,Nance pulled open his boxing trunks and put a rabies infected, mean nasty Raccoon in his shorts!
The Bell sounded for Round 4 and Trump came screaming across the ring and kicked Joe Biden right in the butt!! His Diaper again exploded and he shot into the air and sailed across the arena and landed on Gavin Newsom. Gavin was seen screaming and running for the exit with Poop all over him. Joe came back naked and climbed into the ring!! By this time Donald had removed the Raccoon from his Boxing shorts and he proceeded to stick the Racoon up Joe's Keister!!
This heroic act by Donald stopped the flow of crap coming out of Joe Biden, and saved the lives of most of the innocent spectators!! Donald was declared the winner of the fight because the Democrats had done such dirty Deeds!! They had actually tried to Steal the fight!! Also Donald was the clear winner because he had landed more punches!
Wow!! They raised more than $300 Million for charity!! This fight will go down in history!!

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Dear Senator Bernie Sanders,
It is Saturday night and AREA 51 is alive with color and sound. Flight Operations is controlled kinetic energy, a translucent energy directed for a certain goal.
Bernie I am surprised to hear you speak on the subject of the history behind the Junkers JU-390. Most of the morons in Washington D.C. have never heard of the Ju-390, and how it played an important role in the Nazi Nuclear Weapons Program.
Bernie, its main role was to prove that a Nuclear Weapon could be delivered to New York. When our Recon-flight was such a success, early in 1944 was when Hans Pancherz flew Martin Bormann to Capetown South Africa to sign agreements with the British MI6 and the OSS. These agreements paved the way for OPERATION PAPERCLIP to proceed.
They also banned the B-29 Superfortress from being based in England, and Berlin being used as an Atomic Bomb target.
This is what I am very proud of, that our crew saved Berlin and the Fourth Reich to come.
Today the Nazi Fourth Reich is very real, our science is 300 years more advanced than anything the Chinese or Russians have. We have major bases on the Moon, Mars and beyond. We are dedicated to making sure that the United States is never destroyed by Russia or China.
Recently China under the leadership of President Xi Jinping has begged us for help. We have agreed,,,if he will stop his aggression towards Hong Kong and the world.
Make no mistake, China is the gravest threat to the peace of the world. We are fortunate that the Communist Party is filled with fat headed idiots who think they can scare Vietnam, the Phillipines, Japan and Australia with their bombastic threats. If the Chinese Dogs were smart they would not brag about killing everyone, but instead smile and talk about how peaceful they are. Thanks to the brave people in Hong Kong, the entire world knows what cowardly dogs they are.
But Bernie, why don't you go to President Joe Banana Head Biden and tell him to listen to Bill Clinton?? Not one single American believes his Lies about the price of Gas being so high because of the War in Ukraine.
Joe has told so many Lies that he has outdone Joseph Goebbels our great Minister of Propaganda in World War II.
The biggest Lie that Joe Biden has stated is that if he became President he would bring a sense of decency back to the office, that things would return to normal, that he would be a President for all Americans. What a Lie!!
He instead has done everything that the Lunatic Left wants. High Gas Prices, forcing everyone to buy an electric car, hiring 88,000 new IRS Agents to go after the American Middle Class, waging a war on the Truck Drivers of America! Doing everything that Communist China wants him to do! Only China benefited from the Cancelation of the Keystone Pipeline. Or when Joe Biden removed all tactical Nuclear weapons from Taiwan and South Korea, so that when China attacks,,,they will have an easy victory. Bernie if you really care about the security of the United States,,,you should talk to this Lying Carnival Con Artist. Joe Biden is the worst President in the History of the United States.

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Dear Dr. Kenneth Watson, YALE
I received your letter and I found it most impressive. I would like to share the following facts.
1. From your findings we know a Junkers JU-390 arrived in Argentina with a special cargo. It was then broken up and put into the local river.
2. A Junkers JU-390 arrived at Wright Patterson AFB on June 7th, 1945 with the TOP SECRET DIE GLOCKE,,delivered by SS Col. Hans Kammler.
3. The Junkers JU-390 being delivered to the Smithonian Air Museum was originally on a photo recon mission over the Urals, where it was shot down, but made a successful crash landing.
4. We know of a Junkers JU-390 being taken apart at the Junkers factory, its propellors stripped off of it.
5. We know of two Junkers JU-390 aircraft that were in Japan in 1945. One was in the Kuril islands, the other in Tokyo.
6. We know of another in Norway at the Bodo Airfield.
7. Finally we know of another that crashed off the coast of Owl's Head Maine. Due to severe bad weather, which probably saved the people of New York from a very dirty Nuclear Device.
So why is this important, it gives you an idea that there were more than two Junkers JU-390's built. That the Nazi Atomic Bomb program was a serious program. That SS Reichsfurher Heinrich Himmler was in charge. That both Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling flew Recon Missions in the JU-390, and that Hans Pancherz admitted he had flown a Junkers JU-390 to Cape Town South Africa in 1944.

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While walking around the Pismo Car show I am still appalled at the BMW Car Company! Why can't you build the 1972 BMW 2002 Sahara Model car again?? It had a straight 6 motor, 5 speed manual transmission, AFRIKA KORP Paint, a really wonderful car! For only $6,000 dollars. This is what America needs, this is what America wants! This is what every decent German wants!! Seig Heil !!! Seig Heil !!! Seig Heil !!!

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Dear Anna Kreisling, Flight Commander of AREA 51,
You just can't go flying off to China with Bill Clinton and not take me! Do you realize that I could make them Chinks pay me Billions of dollars,,,just to help them! When I leave office I will be the first President to make $22 Billion Dollars in under the table payments! God Bless America,,,and God is really blessing Joe Biden!
But Anna, we have bigger problems than an ALIEN Invasion in the Gobi Desert. The Supreme Court just over turned ROE VS. WADE,,,and now the States have control over the abortion issue.
This is bad, because now I will not have any control over who gets an abortion in the United States! Take Pete BUTT BOY BUTTICHEG for example. He has had 17 abortions! When those adopted kids of his start biting his nipple off, and he is tired of trying to breast feed them,,,he takes them out back and takes a chainsaw to the little buggers! I made this legal,,,you can kill your kid until he turns 18 years of age! This is called a really late term abortion! Man this is why you see very few teenagers walking around. Their parents have killed them,,,and I made it legal!!!
Speaking of abortions, I also have had 42 abortions. The Secret Service says I have a nine pound Turd stuck up my ass, and the doctors say that they can hear a heart beat!!
So out come the rubber gloves and they stick their hands inside,,,clear up to their elbows,,,and pull the little Turd Monster out!! JFC!! It looks just like me!! And the smell,,,,every day more and more of the Secret Service Agents quit because they can't go through this again!!
My Fellow Americans,,,everything is great,,,very soon I will have forced everyone into an electric car. For every TESLA they sell,,,they have to give me $22,000 dollars!
Folks, you do not have the right to buy gasoline powered cars anymore! The U.S. Government is here to help you!! And what we say,,,is what you will do!! Remember folks,,,we only waste $ONE TRILLION of your Tax Dollars each year. Do you think we care??? What we say,,,,is what you will do.

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Dear President Xi Jinping of China,
If Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler agree to help you destroy this Alien Invasion, you will also have to withdraw the 45,000 troops you have installed at the Panama Canal. You will have to withdraw the 135,000 Chinese Military Advisors you have in Mexico. However I am in favor of you staying in Mexico if you promise to kill the 535,000 Mexican Drug Cartel Gang Members who are currently running the country! Our current President Joe Biden is doing his best to see to it that these GANG MEMBERS destroy the United States of America.
First President Xi, yes China is in grave danger, tomorrow is friday and five of our planets in our Solar System are in perfect allignment. This means that a massive Invasion force in Space is on its way to Earth. For the average person to understand this,,,this is like a five lane highway all lit up to show the way for this invading fleet to attack the Earth.
When you activated your Time Portal, you sent an energy signal that the Earth was ready to be conquered. We here at AREA 51 have had to fight off seven Alien attacks. The only reason we survived is that we have superior firepower and energy reserves than the Aliens. But you have none of the superior weapons that we have. This is why the Gobi Desert is perfect for their invasion.
President Xi, I will fly over with Bill Clinton to see for myself which race of Aliens you are facing. We can talk and discuss what must be done to save China.
Sincerely yours,
FLIGHT DIRECTOR OF AREA 51

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Dear Anna Kreisling,
We the Chinese people and the Chinese nation need your help. Ever since we activated our Time Machine in Area 717 in the Gobi Desert, we have encountered numerous Alien spacecraft flying over our Top Secret Area's. At first we thought it was you and the Nazi High Tech Spacecraft that you have at AREA 51, but now we have a full scale Alien Invasion going on in the Gobi Desert!! So far we have lost more than 275,000 Chinese troops! They go in, and then all contact is lost, and they do not come back alive!
Anna if you help us, we will give up on taking Australia and Taiwan. We will stop preparing for a Nuclear FIRST STRIKE on the United States. We will stop killing Vietnamese Fishermen in the South China Sea. We will be peaceful and a really good neighbor to all the nations around us! Please help, we are very sad about the loss of so many Chinese Troops!

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Dear Gina Haspel, CIA Director,

As you know, China has built in the Gobi Desert a Time Machine based on the DIE GLOCKE Technology. Though crude, they are for the first time getting glimpses of the future, and they are not happy with what they are seeing. The future according to Chinese Intelligence shows China devastated by a Nuclear War with most of the population dying from starvation or nuclear radiation. They are convinced that to change the future they must strike first with Nuclear Weapons, their target, the U.S.A.
What concerns me is that our views of the future show nearly the same thing,,,except,,,this Nuclear War begins in the next 12 months and it starts with a FIRST STRIKE with Nuclear Weapons from China upon the U.S.A., and it will be devastating because President Biden will fail to strike back against China. 800 Nuclear tipped Missiles will rain down on America, and President Biden will not retaliate.
This is why I am writing to you. You must talk with the Joint Chiefs of Staff at the Pentagon and make sure that Joe Biden does not prevent them from protecting the U.S.A.
Something is wrong with our Retaliatory Capabilities regarding Nuclear Weapons. If one man,,,Joe Biden can prevent the United States from responding to a Nuclear Attack then America is doomed.
Sincerely, Anna Kreisling
Flight Director, AREA 51

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Dear President Joe Biden,
How dare you call me a bitch and a cow! You learned nothing from your eight years with President Obama. He taught us to love each other as Americans, that when they go low,,,we go high. Well Joe Biden, your days are numbered. Why?? Because you will not listen to the American People and take responcibility for your failed Marxist policies! Here is an example; From the first day in office you have closed down 5 Refineries, 17 oil and gas production fields, and have promised to declare war on the Gas and Oil Companies. This started the rise in inflation!! Why?? Because when gas and oil go up,,,food goes up,,,America is a very great country because things are supposed to work in harmony. You can't go in and destroy the oil and gas industry without major famine and poor people left homeless!
You also are trying to destroy the Trucking industry and the Family Farms. You are doing what STALIN did to Russia. You want the Government to be all Powerful, with massive numbers of Americans starving to death.
This is why Kamala Harris am going to run for President! I am not a bitch or a cow! I am not a Communist or a Lunatic Nut Job who wants a Socialist America!
What I want is for the FREE MARKET to give me and the other 325 Million Americans a choice.
Joe Biden wants everyone to use an electric stove! Well Joe you dumb ass, you can't cook real food on an electric stove! I want a Gas Oven! As an American I have the right to choose,,,and I want a GAS OVEN. But you have to go out and MANDATE that every American has to have an Electric Oven!!
Also you dumb son of a bitch, if I want a gas powered Mustang,,,I will buy a gas powered car! You have purposely raised the price of gas so that everyone will be forced to buy an Electric Car!! You are taking away the right of Americans to choose what they will drive! Vladimir Putin did not raise the price of GAS,,,YOU DID!!
I am going to make a great President, everyone in America will have the Freedom to choose, and let me make this perfectly clear. If a woman is raped and needs an abortion, that is between her and her doctor. The U.S. Government needs to let this woman have her choice! All of us are against abortions,,,but sometimes they are necessary! This is between her,,her God,,and her doctor.
Joe, you should have listened to me and talked with Bill Clinton and Anna Kreisling! Today you would be doing great things,,,but NO,,,YOU WOULD NOT LISTEN TO THEM!!
So you wanted the Press to film you being cool and jumping on a bicycle!! My God,,,Your diaper exploded Shiite all over the place!! Five more Secret Service Agents had to quit because they can't handle changing your diaper!!

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Dear V.P. Kamala Harris,
Who gave you permission to talk about the Junkers JU-390 coming to the Smithonian Air Museum? You stupid Bitch! You keep your mouth shut and just obey my orders! God I can't wait to replace you with OPRAH,,,Folks in 2024 you will see the New Joe Biden!! Running against TRUMP with OPRAH on my ticket!! This is how we are going to win!
1. American School Children will no longer salute the American Flag every morning. Instead they will sing songs about OPRAH and how all white people are Honky's and Racists!
2. To save the Planet Earth,,,I have closed 5 Refineries that make GAS. I have also closed down 17 oil fields here in America! The USA will once again be dependent on Saudi Oil and GAS!!
3. By 2024 a Gallon of Gas will cost $14 dollars a gallon!
4. A gallon of Diesel will sell for $20 dollars a gallon!
5. All the Farmers will be bankrupt and Food Production in the USA will be shut down! This will save the Planet Earth because all the Americans are going to starve to death!!
5. The Trucking Industry will be shut down and out of business,,,No more Food will be delivered across the USA! This will also save the environment!
6. President Xi Jinping of China will give me an additional $687 Million Dollars if I can take away all Guns in the USA. This way the Chinese Military troops and the Mexican DRUG Cartel gang members can take over the USA!!
7. I am going to show how big and tough I am by putting in prison all the Border Control Law Enforcement officers! First I am going to shoot all the horses that tried to stop the Haitian Voodoo Gang members from crossing our border! I promised every Haitian Voodoo Gang member,,,,FREE DENTAL,,,FREE MEDICAL,,,FREE HOUSING,,A FREE TESLA!! Plus $100,000 dollars a year in Free Spending Money!! ALL that they have to do is vote for the Mighty Joe Biden!!
In conclusion,,,everyone will bow and worship me,,,because OPRAH is going to be on the ticket with me! My fellow Communists and Democrats,,,WE CAN'T LOSE!!
So Kamala,,,you stupid bitch,,,KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND FOLLOW ORDERS!! You Dumb Cow!!

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My Fellow Americans,
It is a great honor to announce that Russia which has rebuilt the Junkers JU-390 shot down over the Urals in 1944, is shipping and donating this huge six engined Recon Aircraft to the Smithonian Air Museum in Washington D.C.
This is the famous Ju-390 ,,,,BERLIN BABY,,,that took off from Norway,,overflew Canada,,,and on the morning of August 28th, 1943 emerged over the skies of Michigan! By Noon it was over New York and circled the Empire State Building before heading out over the Atlantic Ocean to land at a Luftwaffe Base just outside of Paris.
This was the longest Recon Flight flown by an Enemy Airplane in World War II. This plane will be put on display with photo's, maps and charts to show the flight path of this incredible aircraft. Pictures of Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling and the other two crew members will also be on display!
I talked to Anna Kreisling on the phone and she feels this is a great honor and it is important to preserve history so that our children can learn what took place in World War II. The race for the Atomic Bomb was not a joke, but Anna Kreisling feels that the fact that this Recon Flight in 1943 saved Berlin and saved Germany. She said that Germany was very fortunate to be able to surrender to America,,,which she calls the Greatest Country in the World!!

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My Fellow Americans,
It is not my fault that our country is going to hell in a handbasket. All my policies and advisers were selected by AOC,,so don't get mad at me!! Get mad at this crazy bitch!!
Now I want to talk about something very important, as you know America is only responcible for 4% of the world's Air Pollution, and China and India are responcible for 72% of the world's Air and carbon pollution. If America gets rid of all cars, cows, and farting humans, it doesn't matter. It is what China and India do that matters! So far they are not morons like like AOC,,,they are keeping their Cars, their Coal burning plants, and their Cows! Last night AOC said that every American should stick a beer bottle up their Butt, to stop air pollution,,,so I tried it!! Hey for four hours no one from the SECRET SERVICE RESIGNED,,,BUT WHEN I PULLED THE BOTTLE OUT,,,,THEY DECLARED AN EMERGENCY EVACUATION OF THE WHITE HOUSE!!
Also my fellow Americans I have some very sad news,,,POPCORN has left me and is now the passionate lover of Donald Trump. Why Popcorn?? Why???
This is why the LGBQT Democrats have arranged a fight between me and TRUMP. The winner gets Popcorn!!!
Beating the shiite out of Donald Trump is going to be easy! The guy is old and fat, he can't take a punch, he can't move, and I have a secret weapon! I can take off my diaper and throw Monkey Shiite at him!!
So folks tune in on JULY 4TH,,,live from Las Vegas,,,the FIGHT OF THE CENTURY will take place! After I knock him out,,,I'm gonna shave his head and sell his hair for $678 Million Dollars !!! Then I'm gonna take POPCORN and spank his butt for running off with another guy!!

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My Fellow Americans,
Many of you have forgotten who I am, so let me remind you. I ran for President against George W. Bush, and I won the election by more than Six Million Votes. But the President is not elected by the popular vote, he is elected by the Electorial College. G.W. Bush paid the Supreme Court $20 Million dollars so that they would not allow a re-count in Florida. This is what delivered to him the Presidency. Elections are not always fair in America, but I did not contest the election for the sake of the country. Richard Nixon faced the same thing, LBJ promised the Kennedy Campaign that he would deliver TEXAS for John F. Kennedy,,,and he did!! Stuffed ballot boxes, bribes, etc. etc. and he delivered Texas to Kennedy! Nixon could have contested the election, but for the good of the country he kept quiet about the STEAL.
But what I am writing to you about is my admiration for the Flight Commander at AREA 51,,,Anna Kreisling.
As you know President Joe Biden was supposed to go to Saudi Arabia to beg them to pump more oil out of the ground so he could take credit for LOWER GAS PRICES!!
However since he poops his pants constantly, and the shiite just keeps rolling down his pants legs, the Saudis begged him not to come! But Joe was determined to go! So he called Bill Clinton and told him he wanted Anna Kreisling to fly him to Saudi Arabia! She could fly from the White House to Saudi Arabia in less than one hour! So Joe figured that she could also change his diaper after he landed and all would be fine. However Anna refused to fly him because he smells like shiite, and is a Commie, a big fat Commie Rat!!
So Bill Clinton called me, and asked if I could fly to Saudi Arabia and beg them to pump more oil.
So I was up in Bangor, Maine, eating some Lobster, when all of a sudden, out the window, a Flying Saucer landed in the grass outside our house! This craft was small, only 22 feet across, and designed only to hold two people! My wife and all of her friends were ecstatic and amazed, when a tall blonde wearing tight Black leather emerged from this spacecraft, and walked with a lot of grace and confidence up to our table. She smiled and showed me some documents and told me she was Anna Kreisling! Normally my wife would get very angry with me getting into a car with a hot, knockout blonde, wearing black leather, but since she knew that I was flying to Saudi Arabia, she showed courage and actually happy for me!
Why??? Because we had been briefed about the coming flight! Anna took her time and strapped me in, set all my Com Gear in place, our flight would be tracked by the NSA and Naval Intelligence. We would not show up on any radar screens, but a special electronic beacon would show our progress across the Atlantic Ocean.
Folks, let me tell you, I was scared, then sitting there next to this amazing beautiful woman, I started laughing and began to relax. Takeoff, was breathtaking! You go from the surface of the Earth to 135,000 feet in just 55 seconds. We were in space! Anna skipped the spacecraft off of the atmospere, like a stone skipping on water, for 45 minutes we did this as I watched our beautiful Earth pass by below! About the time we passed over Italy,,,Anna started coming down, and fast. There were no flames coming from outside, like you see in the movies, and I asked her why?? No heat shield, no firey re-entry?? And she said that because we were in a different dimension when descending and did not have to worry about the atmosphere melting our spacecraft!!
We landed in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, and when I emerged the sunlight was very bright! More than 50 people were there to greet us and we were ushered into a 1936 Rolls Royce to take us to the palace.
For the next five days we were treated like members of the Royal Family! I wish to thank the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, and Anna Kreisling on a journey I will never forget.
People do not realize how important the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is to the world. Again my most sincere thanks to Anna Kreisling, for showing me the wonders of Saudi Arabia and what it means to be in space!

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I have been asked by many Aviation historians which part of the Recon Flight over Michigan and New York was the most exciting? To be honest, when you are flying a long range reconnaissance flight you feel many different emotions. The danger of it keeps you alert and constantly thinking ahead, but when we entered Canadian Airspace we felt elated. Hans Pancherz the pilot in command was smiling, all four of us were. We were proud to be doing something that the Allies thought was impossible. The high point of the flight was when on the morning of August 28th, 1943, we penetrated into American airspace over Michigan.
We knew then that we had done the impossible, we knew that no matter what we had proven that a German Luftwaffe aircraft could successfully penetrate into American Airspace!
As we were descending to take pictures of the B-24 Aircraft factory, that is when we were startled by four squadrons of American Training Airplanes. More than 36 AT-6 aircraft were all around us flying in formation, and they seemed thrilled to be flying along such a large airplane! Then the radio chatter came in that they had spotted me in the cockpit. So I took off my jacket and my headgear and began to smile and wave and blow them kisses. Hans looked at me and smiled and gave me the thumbs up to go for it.
The young American pilots were all over the radio yelling about some knockout Blonde flying the plane. Formations started to come apart, and many of them were flying dangerously close to our plane, hoping to get a good look at me! At this point I was down to my black lace bra, and they were getting a really good look. More yelling and screaming on the radio, and they were going crazy!
Part of why all of this worked was our painting on the nose of our plane,,BERLIN BABY,,,with me diving nude through some clouds, a very American Pin-up picture! In fact when these horny American Boys returned to their base, they said that we were some New Six engined B-24 Liberator!
After we took pictures of the factory we turned south and the vast number of AT-6's went west, still babbling about the hot blonde in the airplane.
Hans later said that at that moment he knew why I had been chosen to fly with him. He said that I inspired confidence in people, that with me in the cockpit, we could do the impossible, and on top of that I was a great pilot!
Yes Michigan was the high point of the flight, New York was frightening for all of us, we expected any minute to see P-47 Thunderbolts engulf us and shoot us to pieces.
We did our jobs and then got the hell out of there, all of us felt that that New York, flying over the Empire State Building was suicide, but it had to be done, and we were willing to die to prove that New York was not out of the reach of German bombers!

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Dear George Soros, Department of Homeland Security,
I am writing to you because Joe Biden keeps telling me that you are in charge of Homeland Security.
He says,,," That fat ugly bald headed bastard is head of Homeland Security,,,then he kept mentioning your name!" CNN NEWS tells me this is not the case,,,but what do they know???
My complaint is that Sean Hannity of FOX NEWS is in Paris and keeps riding his Harley Davidson up and around the town naked as a jaybird,,,not quite naked,,,he is wearing a Coon Skin Cap and a silver G-String just like Joe Biden wears when he visits Las Vegas! Why on Earth do Americans wear such such outlandish outfits?? You can see their butts!! And their butts are not in shape! They look disgusting! Besides that motorcycles are banned in Paris because they sound like a cow farting! All cows in France have to wear a diaper so that we can save the planet! So do all the Muslims! So do all the people from India! Everyone has to wear a diaper in France, except for the Canadians,,, we put wine bottle corks up their butts, and that works well for them.
Again I want somebody from the State Department to take Sean Hannity home, Paris will be a much more calmer city without his naked butt and his Harley Davidson roaring up and down our beautiful Parisian streets.
I want to say thanks to Anna Kreisling for all her compliments about our help to the people of Ukraine. She is a great supporter of our French Foreign Legion. Yes we have a wine named after her,,,ANNA,,,from the KREISLING farms and vineyards in southern France.

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My Fellow Americans,
Jill and I flew to UVALDE, TEXAS for a roast pig barbecue! Man I just love barbecued Pig! Folks while I was there I ran into Kanye West who said he was sad about what happened! "Did they cancel the barbecue!!" I yelled.
Kanye said,,"No, Mr. President they have not!!"
I smiled, and Popcorn farted, and even Jill farted,,so I knew everything was going to be O.K.
Thousands of crying people there,,,,and I kept saying,," Everything is going to be O.K.,,,,,DON'T WORRY,,,,BE HAPPY,,,"
Later in the day Kanye said he was really sad,,,but that he was still the world's Greatest Lover! I looked at this demented Soul Brother and I told him that he was wrong,,,,that I ,,,Joe Biden was the world's Greatest Lover!!
Kanye said, " Man you are one stupid,,sob,,,MF,,,CRACKER!! You smell worse than a truck load of dog crap!!" So I bet him $100 Million Dollars that I was indeed the World's Greatest Lover!
So we called up Ann Coulter to fly down to Texas so she could give a speech on how Republicans are so lousy in bed,,,but they are still better at building a wall around the CAT Houses that they have in Texas!
So while she was here,,,we used some GRINGO BANDITO hot sauce on her panties,,,and we started eating some taco's and tamales down there!
After 10 hours of screaming and moaning, she declared that KANYE WEST was the WINNER!!
So folks,,,is Joe Biden worried?? No way,,,Hey Man I had a really Great time down in Texas!! And Folks your TAX DOLLARS went to pay $100 Million Dollars to Kanye West!! Do you Morons really think that I spend any of my money when I go on these trips!!
Don't you realize that the U.S. Government wastes $ ONE TRILLION TAX DOLLARS EVERY YEAR. THAT's A FACT,,,JACK!!!

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