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Dear Prime Minister Dr. Nawaf Salam of LEBANON,

I was very moved by your letter, and upon your request I will not enter this war, or use our vast ALIEN Monsters against Lebanon and IRAN.
Beirut was once the Paris of the Middle East. Then you allowed Terrorists to come and live in your country. Hezbollah needs to leave Lebanon.
Here in the United States we have morons and traitors such as Senator Bernie Sanders, AOC, and OMAR the Jihadi, WHO OPENLY SUPPORT HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH, ISIS, and the killing of more than 40,000 Iranian people by the IRANIAN REGIME. Bernie Sanders and the HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE are responcible for the 13,000 children that died digging tunnels for HAMAS over the last 15 years.
Today when you walk across the U.C. Berekley campus you can see 21 ISIS FLAGS FLUTTERING IN THE WIND. Another example of our insane rabidly ANTI-SEMETIC DEMOCRAT PARTY.
However the Republican Party has also FAILED AMERICA. They do not care about the American PEOPLE!! They support Billionaires who pay NO TAXES, THEY SUPPORT NO HEALTH CARE FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
Donald Trump openly brags about all those $ Billions of Dollars from TARIFFS GOING DIRECTLY INTO HIS POCKET.
When Adolf Hitler was Chancellor of Germany he put the Health and welfare of his people first. Donald Trump does not!!
So as I stated Dr. Nawaf Salam of Lebanon, I will not enter this war. But now you have the responcibility to make sure that IRAN and Hezbollah stop their attacks on Saudi Arabia. The Holy Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is under my protection.
Anna Kreisling, Flight Director, AREA 51

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Prime Minister Dr. Nawaf Salam, Beirut, Lebanon
Dear Anna Kreisling, Flight Director AREA 51,
We have been told that President TRUMP wants you to destroy IRAN and all the Hezbollah forces in Lebanon. So many people will die if you release the horrors of those Gigantic Spiders and the Massive Giant Desert Scorpions that you have genetically enhanced. Please I beg you to not release those monsters on Iran and Lebanon.
It was wrong for IRAN to attack the Holy Site of Mecca. It is wrong for Iran to want to kill the Royal Family in Saudi Arabia. To kill the entire people in Saudi Arabia. These leaders who started this war are now all dead.
When the Prophet Mohammed rode with you at Mecca and helped you kill those stinking Persian Infidels. This was a sign to all Muslims around the world that Allah does not support IRAN.
Anna please show us mercy and do not release those monsters. The children in Lebanon and Iran deserve a chance at life. Why do we in Islam always preach to our children to kill the Jews, to destroy Israel??? This is wrong, we must learn to live together in peace.
What gives me hope is that you are an SS Officer and a Flugakapitan in the Luftwaffe, and served courageously in World War II, and yet you support Israel's right to exist, and you have delivered Nuclear Weapons and bombs to Israel. Many people do not know this, and yet I find it fascinating, why a devout German Nazi Officer supports Israel's right to exist.
Many people claim that Adolf Hitler hated the Jews, when in fact over one million German and Polish Jews were allowed to go to Palestine in the years 1933 to 1940. This was the beginning of the Modern State of Israel.
Anna as you know the New York Jews from 1933 to 1936 sent over $78 Million Dollars to invest in Germany. Adolf Hitler used this money wisely to build up his Luftwaffe Air Force and his Army, he had made Germany to best place in the world to invest in.
So if the Nazi Party can now do business with Israel, why can't Iran and Hezbollah, etc. etc. also do business with Israel ??
This way we can all live together in peace. Please Anna do not come into this war. Please answer my plea.

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Dear President Donald Jailbird TRUMP,
How's it hanging Dude?? Me and my Surfer Dudes are Surfing near NIPOMO and they told me you had SURRENDERED TO IRAN!! Wow!! That is Great News!! When are you going to Teheran, IRAN , to lick the Ayatollah's Asssskkkhhooollle???? Man I want a picture of that!!
I wish to thank Col. Hadi Juvadi of the IIAF, FOR PROVIDING ME A MOVIE OF HIM SHOOTING DOWN ALL THOSE American pilots in his F-14 Tomcat!! Folks did you know that IRAN is the last nation on earth to fly F-14 Tomcats!!
But in all fairness Hadi Juvadi, what you sent me was an A.I. doctored up movie based on TOP GUN with Tom Cruise.
You need to take classes from Pete and Donald Trump if you want to really learn how to Lie and make FAKE A.I. Movies!!

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Dear President Donald TRUMP USA,
The Ayatollah has told me that if you want to end this war you must provide every Iranian Family with a New Refrigerator, a New BMW, And 5 women like STORMY DANIELS with really Big Bazonngas to every Persian Man!! Also Free Pepsi and Cheeseburgers for everyone for the next ten years!
Also the Ayatollah wants Melania to wash out your mouth with soap, because you have a POTTY MOUTH. YOU SOUND LIKE AN INFIDEL FROM NEW YORK !!

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Dear Residents of Kern and Tulare Counties,
STAND BY FOR AN OFFICIAL EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT!!

By the Authority of the President of the United States and the Governor of California we are hereby Declaring a National Emergency in Bakersfield, Porterville, Visalia and Ducor and even Terra Bella!!
Gigantic Ants and Enormous Huge Desert Scorpions are eating Red Chinese Troops in your area!! This is not good for children to see on this EASTER SUNDAY!! These Monsters have been unleashed by the NAZI Party because California has been invaded by thousands of Red Chinese TROOPS!!
If you see hundreds or thousands of Red Chinese Troops running and screaming down your streets,,,STAY INDOORS AND Watch out your windows as these Gigantic Ants and Huge Scorpions eat a lot of these screaming China Boys up!!
I repeat, STAY INDOORS, HAVE A THRILLING AND HAPPY EASTER!!

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To; THE NEW YORK TIMES,

While we in Greenland are still under the threat of Invasion from Donald Trump and his ICE Army. We have a secret weapon. Donald Trump knows that the Germans during World War II had three very secret Submarine Bases in Greenland. In the year 2026 they still do.
The Kriegsmarine and Anna Kreisling and Adolf Hitler have assured me that if the Americans invade, they will be running in sheer terror from ALIEN Monsters that will also be brought to Washington D.C. !!
Anna will do this so that NATO will not have to go to WAR to save GREENLAND. Also 90% of Americans support this because they are fed up with both the Democrats and the Republicans and would love to see them get ate up by Gigantic Spiders and the feared DESERT SCORPIONS that are as Large as a FOOTBALL FIELD!!

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My Fellow Americans,
Jill and I and Hunter and Bernie, and AOC are celebrating Easter here in Las Vegas, Nevada. We are really getting our FREAK ON!! We gots so much money and Cocaine and Girls that will blow your nose and then blow your mind!! How did Jill and I get so rich??? Just ask Hunter!! Just ask President Xi Jinping of China!
Folks right now in California we have 325,000 Red Chinese troops ready for our assault on AREA 51. We also have 226,000 Mexican Drug Cartel thugs, ready to attack AREA 51. We have 1,200 students from U.C. Berekley from the famous HEZBOLLAH BEREKLEY ISIS KILLING SOCIETY. We also have the famous HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE and the YALE MARXIST JEWISH STUDENTS WHO LOVE ADOLF HITLER BRIGADE.
Folks we have all the NUT JOBS From all over the world here, including all the ICE AGENTS who want extra overtime pay!!
Right now that is why every room in Las Vegas is booked!! Red China is paying all our bills!! Cocaine Bills!! Girl Bills!!
Tomorrow is Sunday and we are all going to Church to pray that we will be alive after another attack on AREA 51!! Some of us, actually a lot of us are going to ate alive by huge enormous gigantic SPIDERS, so we are going to pray to GOD that our Commie Asseess will be saved and we can go to heaven.
At this time, Bernie is putting on his FLYING NUN COSTUME, and I am getting into my Silvery G-String and COON SKIN CAP, AND THEN MY INDIAN TAN FRINGED BOOTS AND then I am getting on my HARLEY DAVIDSON WIDE GLIDE CHOPPER and Bernie is starting up his VESPA SCOOTER,,and then we are going to ride up to the Gate at AREA 51, 110 MILES NORTH OF HERE and then we are going to MOON THE GUARDS THERE!!
So Bernie has lit his big Havana Cigar and I am cranking out BORN TO BE WILD ,,,by,,,,STEPPENWOLF,,,,,GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNING!!! HEAD OUT ON THE HIGHWAY!!! BORN TO BE WILD,,,!!!

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Dear FOX NEWS,
After awarding the Congressional Medal of Honor to so many Heroes in our Military. President Donald Trump has told both me and Pete Hegseth, that unless he is awarded our highest Military Award, he is going to FIRE BOTH OF US!! We do not want to lose our Jobs!!
So after 22 minutes of research, Pete found out why Donald TRUMP should receive the MEDAL OF HONOR!!!
In 1968 at the Bob Hope's USO Christmas show at DANANG AFB, ANN MARGARET WAS SINGING AND DANCING ON STAGE, when a sneaky little bastard Chen Chu Lai, a Viet Cong Gay Dancer, kidnapped ANN MARGARET and took her to Cambodia to sing for the Communist Viet Cong and North Vietnamese troops based there!!
Donald TRUMP WHO WAS A GREEN BERET who tended Bar in Saigon, was told by Bob Hope to go into Cambodia and rescue ANN MARGARET!!
Donald TRUMP STOLE A JEEP LOADED DOWN WITH ALL SORTS OF BOMBS AND WEAPONS AND DROVE DEEP INTO CAMBODIA!!
When he saw Ann Margaret dancing on stage in just her red polka dot panties, making the COMMIE GOOKS SCREAM AND YELL AND LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT,,,DONALD GOT REALLY MAD!!
First he took out 27 rabid Chi wau wa dogs which chased the Gooks all over the place! Next he took out a FLAME THROWER and set over 1,200 of these Zipperheads on fire!!
Next he took out an M-60 Machinegun and after firing 6,987 rounds, he killed another 3,000 Gooks!!
Then he grabbed Ann Margaret and gave her a matching Bra with red Polka Dots on it, so she could cover up those Heavenly Breasts and put her in a Captured Russian Helicopter and flew her to Saigon!! On the way he dropped NAPALM on 287 Vietnamese Villages and machine-gunned 12,000 Gooks who were trying to plant rice!!
Back in Saigon, Bob Hope was happy to see Ann Margaret again, and ELVIS was there to give her a big kiss! When she was asked what Happened, she said," Well I was performing on stage, and then I was wisked away to perform on another stage, and all the Vietnamese Troops were so wonderful and screaming for me, and yelling at me TO TAKE ALL MY CLOTHES OFF!! Then this FAT GREEN BERET BLONDE HAIRED SOB, CAME AND RUINED MY SHOW!!"
ELVIS then looked into her eyes and said," Don't Worry Baby, we have it all on film, we are going to call this Movie,,,VIVA DANANG, VIVA LAS VEGAS, VIVA VIETNAM!!"

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Dear America,
Tomorrow morning the Artemis II Rocket will send four Astronauts to the Moon. After so many years of neglect, NASA is finally getting the funding so that America can return to the Moon. I am proud that one of the Astronauts is a Canadian, and another is the first Black Woman in Space.
Make no mistake, Red China wants to land on the Moon and claim all of it for their Chinese Communist empire. Red China knows that we Nazi's are on the Moon. They have sent three robotic rovers to take pictures, and Xi Jinping finally believed Joe Biden that the Germans have been on the Moon since 1945. Our Sanger Orbital bomber was designed to return back to the Earth and land on those 4 mile runways we built in Norway.
For those of you who doubt that we Nazi's are on the Moon, remember this. When Neil Armstrong came down the ladder and said," That is One Small Step for a Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind." Who put up all those lights for him so that the picture was so great!! Who took the picture!! Remember that Buzz Aldrin was inside the spacecraft, so who set up all those lights??? There were 35 Nazi's there helping Neil make that first step a memorable one!! I WAS THERE, so was LENI REIFENSTAHL, so was Hannah Reitsch!! We loved the fact that the Americans were finally visiting us!!
America must return to the Moon!! It is the perfect place to build a STAR-SHIP! Why?? Because of the low gravity you can launch a massive STAR SHIP quite easily from the Moon!
Also living on the Moon is quite peaceful and serene. You feel very safe and at peace with the Universe on the Moon. Water is not a problem because you can crush it from Lunar Rocks. You can also raise Hops and Barley and grain on the Moon, and this is why we have an OCTOBERFEST both on the Moon and Mars. So to the crew of Artemis II,,,please come to the Moon, we are waiting to welcome you to mankinds Greatest Adventure!!

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Dear Ayatollah of da ROCK AND ROLLA,,
Good Evening Fraulein,,,,
I tried to warn you slope headed Persians that you are not dealing with a sane Normal Person. Donald Trump is pissed!! He has now ordered me to contact Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Himmler and Anna Kreisling at AREA 51 and turn our problems over to the Nazi's!!
What does this mean Ayatollah?? It means your worst NIGHTMARES ARE ABOUT TO COME TRUE. First they are going to flood your country with GIGANTIC ANTS AND DESERT SCORPIONS. These SCORPIONS ARE AS BIG AS A SOCCER FIELD, and the Ants measure 15 to 22 ft. in length!! You are going to have millions of Persians running everywhere in sheer terror. Then Adolf Hitler will order Anna Kreisling to hit you with Nuclear Weapons. The Nazi's are not as kind or nice as our beloved Peace loving Donald Trump. After two weeks of this terror, you will be begging for Donald Trump to come to Teheran so you lick his asshollah, just like an Ayatollah should!!
Lots of luck running from these Gigantic Desert Scorpions,,,I actually feel sorry for you Persians!!

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SHEIK HASSAN NASRALLAH, LEADER OF HEZBOLLAH,
I am alive!! The reports about me getting killed are not true! I was in Paris at the time trying on some new panties and bras, when I was told that the Zionist Pig, Donald Duck dropped a $100 Million Dollar Bomb on my double, ZIPPER ALI VON ZIPPER from Beirut and killed him while he was smoking some Lebanese Hash!! ALLAH BE PRAISED HE DIED HAPPY, and now he is in heaven with 72 Virgins looking for his burned up Penis!!
Donald why you want to kill Von Zipper?? He was a good Muslim, he prayed to Mecca seven times a day! Wearing just a yellow G-String he would show his magnificent butt to adoring women SEVEN TIMES A DAY!!
Donald why are you trying to kill all the people in IRAN??? We are very FUNNY PEOPLE, VERY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE, WE LOVE WATCHING BUGS BUNNY CARTOONS EVERY SATURDAY MORNING, and eating KELLOGS CORN FLAKES, AND WHEN WE COME TO AMERICA, WE DO THREE THINGS!!
First we get a Blonde American Girl friend with really big BAZONNGAS!!
SECOND, WE GET A FORD MUSTANG ,,,NO ZIONIST CAMARO'S FOR US!!
Next we go to Disneyland and have a great time!! I remember when I ,,,HASSAN NASRALLAH was a little boy in Beirut and I would watch the MICKEY MOUSE CLUB. I was madly in love with ANNETTE,,,She was my first love!! Later in LIFE SHE MADE ALL THOSE BEACH PARTY MOVIES!! THAT IS WHY I BECAME A SURFER, SO I COULD IMPRESS ANNETTE,,SHE WAS MY LOVE MY SWEETHEART FROM ALLAH !!

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Dear Senator Bernie Sanders, Vermont, USA,
I am writing you to implore you to not attack AREA 51. You have no idea the terror and the forces you are up against. It is vital that you understand that our President Vladimir Putin does not want Anna Kreisling harmed. To understand you must first go back to the year 1927 when Heinrich Himmler and several of his SS Men were hiking in the Black Forest. Suddenly up ahead they saw five very tall figures in red robes carrying a solid Gold Coffin which they sat upon a black rock. The coffin rose three feet and a strange green fire could be seen underneath it. The Coffin then floated above this Black Rock. Slowly the coffin opened on its own and a majestic lady arose from the coffin adorned with jewels and black leather.
The Aliens in the red robes lifted a sword to kill her, and Heinrich pulled his Luger and fired five shots which killed two of the Aliens and hit the sword and knocked it to the ground! The remaining Aliens fled. In the next hour Heinrich learned that the woman to be executed there was Anna Kreisling, but she looked at least 47 years of age. Back at his home Anna Kreisling was playing with his other daughter but she was only 7 years of age.
This is the first time in human history where someone from the future came back and could see and meet themselves when they were young. For the next five years this Anna from the future helped Heinrich build the Wewelsburg Castle. This Black Rock was put in the pit of the BLACK SUN. The VRIL FIRE, this Green fire rose from the Black Rock and held the Golden Coffin, floating above the fire, and it in this Coffin that Anna Kreisling slept at night, the Vril fire radiating through her body to give her eternal life.
Both Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler learned much about the future from this woman, the young Anna would be trained by both Heinrich and this Anna from the future. In 1934 this older Anna would disappear in the Black Forest leaving behind a 13 year old Anna to take her place. In 1936 at the Berlin Olympic Games she would be seen by the world for the first time.
This is why Senator Bernie Sanders, she must not be harmed, we the Russian People have many questions for her.

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Dear Ex-President OBAMA,
I read your letter and I did not know that you had gone to the Moon with your family for Christmas. I think you know why Anna Kreisling flew you to the Moon, she was showing you not only a good time, but also how advanced the 4th Reich Nazi technology is. After you went to the Moon I am betting you had no desire to try to capture her or kill her!!
You are not as dumb as Joe Biden, who has led three failed attacks against AREA 51!! However both of you belong to the Communist Party and take your orders from Xi Jinping and the Red Chinese Communist Party!!
OBAMA you are a very corrupt and evil person. Example; When you were President you flew to Cairo and gave a speech to the Egyptian People. You urged them to rise up and overthrow Mubarak, the Moderate Leader of Egypt. You did this because the Commies in Red China ordered you to give this firey speech!! This is the beginning of the ARAB SPRING, MORE THAN 3 MILLION ISLAMIC MUSLIMS WOULD DIE ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST.
OBAMA are you proud of what you did??? Also when you ran for President you Blackmailed Hillary and Bill to drop out of the race! OPRAH who supported Hillary changed her mind and supported you, a Community Organizer who served a year in the Senate before running for President???
HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU DEFEAT THE CLINTON POLITICAL MACHINE???? Did the Commies in China help you???
OBAMA do you want to know the truth??? Africa was much better off under the British Empire. They built schools, hospitals, and civilization to AFRICA!!
OBAMA, DID YOU KNOW, that Elon Musk has been to Mars with Anna Kreisling!! The Nazi's have bases on Mars!
OBAMA, I have been to AREA 51, I helped Anna with washing the Junkers JU-390, this massive six engined aircraft!!

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Dear President Donald TRUMP,
I congratulate you on your BIG VICTORY over Iran! So when do the troops come home and we can have a Victory Parade for them???
Donald we both know that not only you are in serious trouble, but America is in EVEN MORE DIRE TROUBLE. WE ARE ABOUT TO GO INTO A MAJOR DEPRESSION. Why??? Because assholes and Retards and dimwits like you are putting America into serious major DEBT!! America is now $42 Trillion Dollars in debt, and the Republicans like you have added $8 Trillion more in Debt in just the last year!! What is wrong with you??? What is wrong with the Republican Party??? Remember when the Republican Party stood for BALANCED BUDGETS, FISCAL RESPONCIBILITY???
The last President to Balance the Budget was Bill Clinton!! To be honest I never Balanced the Budget either, but at least I did not add $8 Trillion Dollars more in just one year!! What an asshole you are!! No wonder Anna Kreisling kicked you in the balls many times!! The only time you understand REALITY IS WHEN SHE IS KICKING YOU IN THE BALLS!!
At this time I would like to thank Anna Kreisling for not only kicking you in the balls, but when I was President she was one of the few people that were kind and gracious to my family, especially at Christmas!
That night she landed in that Saucer and took aboard My wife and kids and myself and strapped us in, and then we took off and within 45 seconds we were so high we could see the curve of the Earth and the blackness of space! Then two hours later we were coming in for a landing on the Moon!!
This major glass domed base was one of Seven Major Nazi Bases on the Moon! When we landed inside we could emerge without our Space Helmets and walk around amazed at the sights! In the distance was the Earth, so beautiful, a Christmas ornament in space swirling with Blue and White.
Anna took us to see a Third Grade classroom where the children were very curious about us, most of them had never been to the Earth, and yet there was that desire to go,,,like children here want to go to Disneyland, but the Moon was their home!!
This was my greatest moment in the White House, when Anna took my family to the Moon for Christmas!
Folks, remember the 1936 Olympic Games in Berlin. When Jesse Owens said that he was treated better by the German People than the American People back home!! That is how we were treated, Washington D.C. never treated me or my family in any respectful way.

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To the Glorious and Victorious President Donald TRUMP,
You have won the war!! We Surrender!! We want you to come to TEHERAN, IRAN, so you can see the 55 mile long Victory Parade that we have planned for you! Also we will unveil a Solid Gold 55 foot statue of you!!
During the Surrender Documents we will sign, then on video it will show us bowing on our knees to you and then we will lick your asshole, then J.D. Vance's asshole, then also Pete Hegseth and his brother Pete Buttboy Butticheg!!! So many asshole we will have to lick!!
So come soon, and we will give you all our oil, all our 8 year old girls, and all the wealth in IRAN,,,,SO COME QUICKLY, You have 5 days or else this DEAL IS NOT VALID, AND THEN WE WILL TAKE OVER KUWAIT AND SAUDI ARABIA!!!

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Anna Kreisling KG-200,

To the people of Germany and to all my friends around the world, I wanted to express my sincere gratitude and thanks for supporting me in this time of great crises.
I want at this time to pay tribute to many of the pilots in World War II that did incredible heroic deeds!
German pilots such as Erich Hartmann, Gerhard Barkhorn, who belonged to the 300 club. Gunther Rall, Adolf Galland, so many Great German Pilots!!
Hannah Reitsch who was in the Bunker with me and Hans Baur in 1945, anyone of us could have flown Hitler and Eva and Blondi their dog to safety, which we did.
Hans Pancherz the pilot in command of the JUNKERS JU-390 that flew over New York on August 28th 1943. Hans also flew Martin Bormann to Capetown South Africa in 1944 to meet with the Americans and British to finalize the agreements for OPERATION PAPERCLIP.
Hans was very happy when the British filled the JU-390 up with petrol so he could fly the long distance back to Germany! This was very gallant of the British to do this!!
For those of you who collect stories of British Propaganda, the RAF said that Hans Pancherz flew a JU-390 from Germany all the way to off the coast of South Africa looking for a lost U-Boat. The JU-390 did not have the range to fly that far!! And return to Germany?? NO WAY IN HELL. But this is what British Propaganda for 55 years reported. Very Funny!!
At this time I wish to pay tribute to the brave Italian Air Force pilots in World War II. My favorite Air Force outside of the Luftwaffe was the Italian Air Force. For more than a year these brave Italian fighter and Bomber pilots took on the RAF and many times emerged victorious, even though the Hawker Hurricane and Spitfire and P-40 were superb fighters.
The Fiat and Macchi fighters held their own against these aircraft! The Italian Bombers such as the Fiat BR-20 were some of my favorite. 300 of these Fiat BR-20 Bombers were sold to Japan where they operated under the code name,,,RUTH.
When Hitler invaded Russia, the Italian Air Force was there, shooting down Russian Fighters! The Macchi Fighters proved superior to the Russian aircraft, but it was the Italian pilots who were much better!!
Please Remember, that basically I was just a Junkers JU-52 Pilot who flew supplies to our troops. Later I was a Test Pilot and flew covert missions for KG-200, BUT I WAS NEVER A GREAT ACE in our Luftwaffe.
Remember that some of the bravest and heroic pilots in the American Air Force flew DC-3 transports. The American pilots who flew the Douglas DC-3 have a lot in common with me!

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Dear President Donald Trump, USA,
I wanted to thank you for not revealing to the press that you have visited AREA 51 and saw some very interesting things. ALIENS, exotic space-craft, our elevator that can take cargo into space 125 miles up. However the most fascinating thing to you was Anna Kreisling's Ass and her fabulous Firm tan Knockers!
Donald the reason Hitler and I are writing to you is that America is in serious trouble. Why??? You want another $200 Billion Dollars for your War to take over IRAN's oil reserves. Despite what you and AL GORE think about the American People, they are not dumb. They see you and all the other BILLIONAIRES IN THIS NATION, PAYING NO TAXES.
Yet, you are asking the poor and middle class to pay $200 Billion more TAX DOLLARS so that you can take over the oil in IRAN???
When Adolf Hitler became Chancellor of Germany in 1933, it took him three years to restore the economy. He always put the needs and Health and aspirations of the German People first!!
However Donald, you are putting the needs of the American People dead last. You don't care that they are drowning in debt. You don't care about FREE AND HONEST ELECTIONS, You don't care that 55% of all Homeless People in America are Veterans.
When Hitler was in power the needs of the German PEOPLE, OUR VETERANS ALWAYS CAME FIRST.
In every German town and village there was a place where you could go and have soup and bread to eat for free. Hitler encouraged both the rich and poor in Germany to eat together and to think of themselves as Germans, a people that had shared bonds of love for their country and God.
Now Donald Trump I want to share with you a secret as to why you are in Serious Trouble. When Hitler invaded Russia in the Summer of 1941, he did so because the British had Blackmailed seven Top German Generals. In order to save their lives and careers, they gave Hitler completely False information about the strength of the Russian Army.
After seeing these Fake Reports and also information that Russia was planning on attacking Germany within three months. He decided to invade Russia in what was known as OPERATION BARBAROSSA.
Donald we know that four Top Intelligence officials in the CIA gave you FAKE REPORTS about IRAN. That these four individuals were recruited by the KGB years ago. Donald think about this, Why did you lift all sanctions on Russia??? Why is Russia the big winner in this war??? You have been set up, and the consequences for America will be catastrophic!!!
Mr. President if I may be so bold, we must not allow the Russkies to emerge as the No. 1 power in Europe! Everyday why are you running down NATO and saying that they are a bunch of cowards??? Who is telling you to say such terrible things????

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Dear Senator Bernie Sanders,
How is everything going out there in Las Vegas! Bernie the Dumbest people in the world are the American People! They are so dumb that I still get tons of money and Fan Mail for my book,,,AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH.
In this book I show how Florida will be underwater by the year 2012. How the oceans will rise and take back most of California.
Speaking of California, Bernie have you been to U.C. Berekley lately?? 12 years ago 22 ISIS Flags adorned the campus center. Jewish Students were beaten up and many killed, and all the Democrats in charge of the U.C. Campuses approved of this.
Bernie now the students there are lined up around the block wanting to join HAMAS and ISIS and Hezbollah. Amazing! These schools charge $100,000 dollars a year to attend and these rich white Parents are sending their kids off to be Terrorists at UCLA, AND U.C. BEREKLEY.
Bernie, they have classes at U.C. Berekley that teach how to burn the American Flag, how to beat up and kill Jewish kids, how to rob a Bank and then send the money to Hezbollah.
Bernie they want you and the HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE to come and talk about your adventures in GAZA!!
We have 100,000 students who want to join you in your attack on AREA 51, THEY WANT TO FILM THIS EPIC SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE!!
The students at U.C. Berekley are so dumb that they do not believe that Anna Kreisling and the Gigantic Monstrous 55 yard wide SPIDERS even exist!! They know nothing about NAZI Technology and OPERATION PAPERCLIP!! ALL they want to do is smoke Dope and drop ACID and go and fight for IRAN!! So Bernie come to U.C. Berekley and give one of your $ MILLION DOLLAR SPEECHES, AND TELL THESE Dumb pieces of shit, what they want to hear! How Israel sells the Muslims PEPSI and Zionist Cheeseburgers, and how their French Fries are dipped in Mayonaise and sold to the French!!
Bernie, you and Joe Biden should hang out around the pool at CEASARS PALACE,,,that is where Anna Kreisling comes there to swim!! Completely nude,,,You can see her picture on the brochure about CEASARS PALACE. She is shown laying by the pool in a coral orange bikini, which she takes off when she wants to swim or sunbathe!! She is so beautiful in this picture!!

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Dear President Donald Trump USA,
Surprise!! I AM STILL ALIVE!! First you say you want to fight me in New York,,,so I come to New York. Then you chicken out and want me to fight J.D. VANCE,,,THAT SISSY BOY,,,Then he chickens out!! Next you want me to get into the ring with Pam Bondi, and she has a FLAMETHROWER,,,and I only get to have a butter knife??? No way, Jose!! You think I am a Moron a Retard like you??? So I escape and come back to IRAN.
So now you are dancing around Mar-Largo telling everyone that you killed me??? Hitler had seven people that were his doubles and he used them. I have over 55 Iranian Ayatollahs that look like me, and you have killed 7 of them so far.
Why do you want to kill me?? I kept the Hormuz Strait open, I kept the oil flowing, so why did you kill 46,000 Iranian Women and children in your bombing campaign???
Just because I invaded Saudi Arabia and captured Mecca??? I was going to proclaim myself the TRUE PROPHET OF GOD,,,and then Bill Clinton had to go and ruin everything by calling up Anna Kreisling and her own private body guard. She takes orders from Saudi Arabia??? Why??? Why is she so devoted to Japan and Saudi ARABIA??? THIS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND!!!
Why does she ride a horse, why do all the Japanese Samurai that fight for her ride horses???? Why do they kill with swords??? How does this GATE TECHNOLOGY WORK??? How can she summon the Prophet Mohammed and his HOLY WARRIORS OF GOD????

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