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President Vladimir Putin, 222 STAVARSKY SQUARE, THE KREMLIN, RED SQUARE, MOSCOW, CCCP, 536787465-9574

Dear President Donald Trump,
Quit acting like a pussy, and blow the Shiitte out of IRAN. Bomb them back to the Stone AGE. Then declare Victory and come home, Within 10 days the entire world will look upon you and be very afraid of you.
Remember the Poet KEATS,,,he wrote,,, OH BEWARE MY COUNTRY, WHEN MY COUNTRY GROWS POLITE"
Donald you problem is that you are to NICE A GUY, Remember in that movie HOME ALONE 2,,,,when you gave directions to that little kid,,,that was being a Really Nice Guy!!!
Donald people do not understand that you have a Great smile and a Great Sense of Humor. You also give people Second Chances!! Look at Pete Hegseth, a drunken bumb from FOX NEWS and you made him Sec. of Defense!! Look at J.D. Vance,,,22 years ago he was a Democrat and a DRAG QUEEN,,,,and you made him VICE PRESIDENT !!
Donald, your greatest asset in the United States is Anna Kreisling, Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler. Plus all those Nazi Scientists at AREA 51. You can't believe how powerful they are and that is the Reason why Red China will not launch a NUCLEAR FIRST STRIKE on the United States. They may have 1,800 long range ICBM's aimed at the USA, BUT THEY KNOW THEY CAN BE DESTROYED by the Nazi's in just a few minutes.
Donald the European Nations in NATO know why NASA has not shown any of the pictures of the back side of the MOON. They would show the Seven Major Nazi bases and their 120 megaton Nuclear Missiles aimed at Red China.
So Donald cheer up,,,have fun and Bomb Iran and obliterate IRAN!!

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Howdy Folks,
So many pissed off people in Washington these days. First the Senate Republicans tell me I can't go to the Bathroom unless I have their permission!! Next they tell me that Taxpayer Dollars do not belong to me??? Are they kidding??? I spend more than $300,000 TAX PAYER DOLLARS JUST WAKING UP IN THE MORNINGS!! I don't use my own money, I get these Morons to pay their hard earned TAX DOLLARS TO BUILD MY BIG BEAUTIFUL BALLROOM WITH ALL THAT GOLD, SOLID GOLD TOILETS RIGHT FROM fORT kNOX!!!
So all of you DUMB TURDS out there think I started this WAR with IRAN over Nuclear Weapons??? I started this war to control all the oil in the world!!! That is why very soon you will be paying $7.50 a gallon!! Why?? To make me rich baby, I want to be so rich that NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME FROM DESTROYING CONGRESS AND THE SENATE. I WANT THE SENATE TO PROCLAIM ME AS A GOD,,,MORE POWERFUL THAN JESUS CHRIST!! Soon my picture will be hanging in every church in America. Millions of people will worship me every Sunday!! They will pass the CoLLection Plate and all that money will go into my pocket!!

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Dear Mayor of New York, Zohran Mamdani,
You really are a piece of Cat Shiite. So why did you come to the United States??? To make a better life for yourself,,,or to preach this HATE THAT YOU HAVE FOR ISRAEL and the Jewish People?? Do you believe in Peace and Freedom for all people,,,or do you believe that Muslims have the right to kill Jews and that ISRAEL does not have the right to exist???
I think everyone knows what you really believe.. We also know that AOC and Bernie Sanders celebrates and dances when a Jewish family is killed by TERRORISTS IN ISRAEL or NEW YORK.
There are many crazy Jews like Bernie Sanders, they hate their own people and belong to the Communist Party, or the NAZI PARTY,,or the DEMOCRAT PARTY.
Back in 1927 95% of all KKK Klansmen belonged to the Democratic Party. It is a fact that the vast majority of Democrats have Shit for Brains.

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Dear President Joe Biden and Senator Bernie Sanders,
I will be very proud to fly you to Teheran, Iran TO CELEBRATE our Victory over THE GREAT SATAN,,,,DONALD TRUMP and the filthy Imperialist Zionist Christian nation called the USA!!
This is a great and joyful day for BLACK SEPTEMBER, HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH and all the Terrorists around the world. Israel does not have the right to exist, AOC and Bernie and Joe Biden have transformed the Democratic Party into the most ANTI-SEMETIC PARTY ON THE PLANET!! We make the Nazi Party and the KKK KLAN look like little boys on their way to see an R rated movie!!
So all you Democrats who want to kill all the Jews,,,praise be to ALLAH THAT YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY THAT I DO!!

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Dearest President Donald Trump,
As part of your Surrender Agreement with IRAN, WE WANT YOU TO COME TO IRAN and participate in our celebration for defeating the THE BIG SATAN, that means you.
First you must call off this Anna Kreisling and these Gigantic Monsters from AREA 51. More than 10,000 Persians have been eaten alive by these creatures!! The only person who has survived these Gigantic Scorpions is Hillary Clinton!! We saw her legs kicking as she went down the mouth of this Scorpion, but 22 minutes later the Scorpion died and she came crawling out!! She is mad as hell and wants to know where Bernie and Joe Biden are and where the hell is Bill Clinton, who is supposed to be protecting her!! When she found out that he is in Africa getting some Black Ass and eating Peach Pie,,SHE WAS REALLY PISSED!!
So Donald when you come to IRAN, THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IF YOU WANT THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ OPENED.
1. You will spend ONE HOUR EATING HILLARY CLINTON'S PUSSY!! We gonna get this on our movie about the War!
2. You will get on your knees and lick the Ayatollah's Asshole for one hour!!
3. You will buy every Persian Family a NEW BMW CAR!!
4. Every Persian family will get a New Refrigerator.
5. All the young Persian Boys and Men will get a New Mustang and a Blonde American Girl with Big Bazongas for their Girl Friend!!
6. Since you love spending American Tax Dollars, none of this will cost you a dime! Believe me Donald this is the best deal you can ever hope for!!

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Dear Edward H. Sims,
The real reason that Germany lost World War II is the fact that the MI6 Espionage Division and the NKVD here in Russia was superior to German intelligence.
After the fall of France, British MI6 Agents working in Berlin noticed that three of Hitler's Best Generals were Gay and liked to have sex in public restrooms. All three were photographed and after being confronted with this evidence they were Blackmailed into giving Hitler Fake reports about how weak the Russian Army and Air Force were. Hitler was shocked, and in his own words he was not planning on invading Russia until 1947, but with Russia so weak,,,why wait???
This is what Churchill wanted, to get Hitler to invade Russia, because he knew that England would not survive being alone against Nazi Germany.
The amazing thing is that Germany came very close to winning the war, even though Russia had a much bigger Army. However Wars are won by supplies and sheer numbers. America sent so many planes and Trucks and Gasoline to Russia, the P-39 AIRACOBRA was a favorite with Russian Pilots.
Edward, today we have the dumbest people in the world running the American Pentagon. They waste Billions of American Tax Dollars, they do not have enough supplies to keep any ARMY in a war zone fed and supplied even for one month! Yet, Donald Trump keeps saying that he has the best Military in the world??? No he does not. He also does not have the will to win and have a TRUE VICTORY!! Example; Why has Karg Island not been bombed??? Why is he trying to capture Anna Kreisling, the one person who is trying to Win this war for the United States and Saudi Arabia!!

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Dear President Donald TRUMP,
Mama Mia, just a few weeks ago you were telling everyone that you would only accept UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER from IRAN??? Now you are lifting your Naval Blockade of IRAN?? They are going to make $Billions of Dollars off of this and also control the STRAITS OF HORMUZ????
Mama Mia, you are acting like a BIG HAIRY PUSSY, ARE YOU SURRENDERING TO IRAN??? In Italy we know if someone does not eat Spaghetti and Meatballs, they are a BIG HAIRY COWARD AND A PUSSY!!! Donald do you eat Spaghetti and Meatballs???
What about the large hairy Spiders and Scorpions that are killing thousands of Persians in IRAN at this very moment?? Are you going to tell Anna Kreisling to pull out these gigantic Monsters??? Are you going to tell her that you are not interested in Victory???
By the way, yesterday I was having Lunch with Pope Leo XIV. We were having Spaghetti and Meatballs. The Pope said," You like to talk Big, but only Horse Manure comes out of your mouth. "
So Donald, what are your BIG PLANS??? Have a Gladiator Fight in front of the White House??? Watch two guys try to kill each other??? And you call yourself a Christian?? Do you think REAL CHRISTIANS like to see two men try to kill each other???

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Dear President Donald Jailbird Trump,
What is wrong with you??? Don't you know that the Germans at AREA 51 know everything that you say,,,and even think. This Nazi Technology is 500 years more advanced than anything that we have! You are dumber than Cow Shit, why do you broadcast to the world that you are wanting to betray Anna Kreisling??? Right now she has IRAN terrified, she is saving Saudi Arabia and holding back the Red Chinese from attacking TAIWAN !!
Donald because of Anna Kreisling, I have been to MARS three times, she has shown me things that no one outside the NAZI Party has seen.
Do you honestly think I would betray her, this most important woman in the history of the world. At this very moment she is in Mecca with the Prophet Mohammed, on their horses, guarding the Muslims as they make their Holy Pilgrimage to Mecca. IRAN is so evil, that they want to kill these faithful Muslims on their way to Mecca! But it is Anna and the Prophet Mohammed that is guarding them.
Donald have you ever been to Jerusalem and seen the Dome of the Rock and the sacred massive Red Rock that Mohammed rode his horse onto and then ascended into heaven???
Have you seen the Tomb of King David in Jerusalem??? You should, it will give you hope that you might make it to heaven!
King David as a boy, when he slew Goliath, did you know that the armor and shield and his sword were on display in the Palace in Egypt for more than 350 years!!
Did you know that David slept with thousands of Women, committed Murder, and when he was old, his own sons tried to kill him and take his throne. He died with a broken heart. Yet Donald, he is in heaven today with Moses and Abraham!! Why?? Because he Loved God!! Even though he commited terrible sins, He still Loved God, and it is this FAITH that saves you!! Donald you must REPENT of your sins, and LOVE GOD, THERE IS STILL A CHANCE THAT YOU MIGHT BE SAVED AND GO TO HEAVEN!!

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Dear V.P. Elon Musk,
See, I told you I would get excellent marks on my Physical, because if you slip the Doctor a $ Thousand Dollars they will say that you are alive and kicking when you could be run over by a Huge Truck and Deader than a DOOR NAIL!! Elon, those shit kickers in Texas just voted Paxton in!! This means all that TEXAS OIL MONEY will go straight into my pocket!! GOD I LOVE THIS JOB!! Elon just one problem, the Doctors say that I only have six months at the most to live!! I now understand why President Xi Jinping of China wants me to invade AREA 51 and capture Anna Kreisling!! She is the only one with the keys to the GATE TECHNOLOGY, and when she takes you into that Gate and your DNA has been decoded. You have the potential to live forever!! Look at HITLER,,Look at Eva, alive and with joy and health. Look at Albert Speer, her lover from the Third Reich!! Alive and giving me advice on all my buildings, my Ball Room and my PLANS to turn the Vatican into the Biggest Casino in the world.
ELON,,,Anna trusts you,,can you help Xi Jinping and me capture this Nazi Bitch???

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Dear American Aviation Enthusiasts,
The great German pilot Hans Pancherz is no longer with us, but he left some letters that the Catalina News has published here in Barcelona, Spain.
He writes that the highlight of his flying career was meeting and flying with Anna Kreisling. He writes about the Recon Mission over New York in August of 1943. How the two of them working together were able to pull off this Recon Mission in a Junkers JU-390. That her courage and quick thinking saved the Mission over Michigan, but that both of them expected to be shot down over New York. When they escaped into the vastness of the Atlantic Ocean they knew that they had done the impossible. Why they weren't shot down over New York still haunts him.
My fellow Historians, Hans Pancherz will go down in history as one of the greatest pilots in the Luftwaffe.

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To; President Donald Trump,
Your recent trip to China was most revealing. You did not defend Taiwan, or Japan or even the Phillipines. I could tell you were very afraid and would do anything to save your own life.
So Donald being afraid is nothing to be ashamed of. Already most of the Democrats belong to the Red Chinese Communist Party, why not you?? Face the facts, even though the United States spends more than 10 times more money on Defense, your Pentagon wastes more money than any military organization in the world. Donald currently we have 1,800 Long range ICBM's aimed at America. We have the largest Navy in the world, we have the largest Air Force in the world. Do you want to compare your ARMY with ours??? Don't make me laugh.
Donald you brag about your military, how it can beat Venezuela or IRAN, or Cuba. Would you like to fight China??? Don't make me laugh.
Donald you are a coward, a bully, you only fight countries that can not fight back. Donald would you like an all out Nuclear War??? Your White House Ballroom will not exist, more than 280 Million Americans will die. This is why you will not fight a Nuclear War with China.
So Donald by July 4th, you will cede these territories to China. First Hawaii, then Alaska, then TAIWAN, the Phillipines, Austrailia, Japan, and finally California, Oregon and Washington.
Then you can go to Mar-Lago and rest in peace, knowing that all your Gold and wealth will be intact. You will be known as a coward and a Traitor, but this is what they call you now.
Cede these territories and land soon, or we are going to have a Nuclear War. President Xi Jinping
The Peoples Republic of China, The No. 1 power in the world.

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Good Morning, President Donald Duck the Draft TRUMP,
Well I'm here at Pismo Beach, California surfing and really enjoying the ocean! Donald I know that you are to fat to surf, but you should try it sometime!! Donald did you know that the Great White Sharks would think you were a WHALE, Man they would love to bite some of that FAT BLUBBER OFF OF YOU!! Anyway, Donald, tonight they are launching a rocket at Vandenburg AFB, A really Big Rocket by ELON MUSK. This is putting into orbit 14 Nuclear Tipped Satellites that will rain down a Nuclear Fire on China if they try to take TAIWAN. I have already contacted President Xi Jinping of China about these Satellites and how they can kill 235 Million Chinese in 22 seconds!! Boy is he pissed!!
He knows that Anna Kreisling supplied the Satellites to Elon Musk. He knows that she donated $225 Billion Dollars to his Presidential run in 2028!!
Man, V.P. J.D. VANCE can kiss his ass good-bye!! No one is going to vote for this fruit cake when they can vote for ELON MUSK!!
Now to some sad News, Good ole Joe Biden is in a hospital in IRAN after his butt caught on fire and his POOP FILLED DIAPER BLEW UP LIKE A NAPALM BOMB!! He has no MORE BUTT!! JUST BONE BACK THERE!! JESUS THE POOP is still coming out !! 22 Iranian Doctors are taking dead Persians who have been killed by these Gigantic Ants, and cutting their butts off and sewing them onto JOE BIDEN. In a few months he will have a completely NEW BUTT!! Then he will come to Pismo and become an official BUTT HOLE SURFER!! SO JOE quit screaming when they are sewing on a New Butt on you!! I know they don't have any proper DRUGS to ease the pain. But Man you have got Hunter to supply you with all the Heroin and Cocaine that you need,,,SO QUIT COMPLAINING AND SCREAMING!!

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Dear Aviation Historians,
Here are historical facts about the Junkers JU-390.
1. Only two were built?? Nonsense, one we know flew to South America at the end of World War II, and was dismantled and destroyed.
Another was flown to Wright Patterson AFB and SS Col. Hans Kammler delivered DIE GLOCKE to the OSS and American Scientists.
Another one was shot down over the URAL Mountains in 1944 on a Recon Mission.
Two were in Japan in 1945, where Anna Kreisling was verified as training Japanese pilots in how to fly the JU-390. The Japanese were also working on an Atomic Bomb, again another reason Anna was in Japan.
Another JU-390 crashed off the coast of Maine due to bad weather. So as you can see more than two were built.
2. The Recon Flight over New York on August 28th, 1943 did happen because the NEW YORK TIMES took pictures on this JU-390 as it circled the Empire State Building. Remember the first sighting of a Junkers JU-390 was in 1942 by a British Intelligence Officer aboard a ship in the Mediterranean Sea.
3. Pictures of Anna Kreisling do exist, Martin Bormann ordered her to the BUNKER in Berlin in 1945. There were three Rescue Pilots there to fly Hitler out of Berlin. Hans Baur, Hannah Reitsch, and Anna Kreisling.
Amazingly Anna flew Adolf Hitler, Eva and their dog Blondi out of Berlin in a Junkers JU-52 seaplane. Also remember Martin Bormann never left the side of Adolf Hitler and we know for a fact that he made it to South America.
4. To me the most fascinating aspect is the fact that after Anna delivered Adolf Hitler to Denmark, it was there she was ordered to return to Germany and to test fly the Horten V-9 STEALTH fighter. She also had orders to make sure this aircraft was to be turned over to the American Army as part of the agreement of OPERATION PAPERCLIP.
This she accomplished, but what she did not count on and this was really good luck for her was the fact that the U.S. Army troops who captured her did not report this to the Big Brass. They kept her to cook and clean for them and NO one knew where she was in 1945, especially STALIN who was having the NKVD looking for her. Russian Codes ,,,The Gray Wolf was gone,,,this means Adolf Hitler,,,the BLACK WOLF was gone,,,MARTIN BORMANN,,,the WHITE WOLF was gone,,,,,Anna Kreisling.
All of this would come to an end when STARS and STRIPES in the Christmas issue 1945 ran a picture of her pouring coffee for Gen. Patton.
The OSS was stunned when they saw this picture, so was STALIN,,,and the race was on to find her. Which the OSS did and flew her out of Germany and then onto Wright Patterson AFB where Werner Von Braun was waiting to greet her! OPERATION PAPERCLIP was one of the great espionage success stories of World War II.

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Dear Senator Lyndsey Graham,
Well here I am in China, glorious welcome, a whole bunch of kids waving flags and dressed like Commie Rats.
Everything was going great until I sat down for Dinner! Jesus Palomino, they served me raw Monkey Brains with Rice!! I tried to act Presidential and I managed to gag it down and keep smiling. Then they served me barbecued Dog and fried Cat heads, then with this they served me Dog Shitte soup!!! Man I had to go to the bathroom 5 times and barfed all over the place.
When I got back to the table President Xi Jinping said he was going to take TAIWAN by force, and I just walked over to him and smiled and then threw up all over his Chinese Commie jacket!!
But I have an ACE up my slevee,,,if the Chinks don't help me I'm going to destroy KARG ISLAND!! This is why Anna Kreisling is there, Man she is spreading terror throughout the country!! Even HEZBOLLAH does not want to return to IRAN,,,IT IS JUST TO SCARY FOR THEM!!
At a local DRIVE-IN near TEHERAN, THEY were showing the movie,,,THEM ,,,FROM 1954. They really got a show!!! Half way in the film,,,REAL GIANT ANTS CAME INTO THE DRIVE-IN and started tearing apart the donkeys and people and eating them!!
Abdul El Salami Ben Gazi in IRAN said that The Giant Ants in Iran were not caused by Anna Kreisling, but by radiation from their dust near there Nuclear Bomb SITES!! Hey this might be true!!!
Well Lyndsey, I wish you were here, so you could eat all this Monkey Brains and rice. I would love to give you my share!!

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My Fellow Americans,
Nothing happens by accident, Nothing happens by Chance! Donald Trump is a Genius, and here is why! When Iran launched a second attack on Medina in Saudi Arabia, our President Donald Trump told Anna Kreisling and Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler at AREA 51 to attack IRAN !
This they did and at this moment Iran is being terrorized by this Nazi Technology which can create huge monstrous Scorpions, Gigantic Hairy Spiders and Ants that can be 15 feet long!! Remember this type of warfare scares the shiitte out of the Persians, it is amazing to see thousands of them running down the street with these HUGE HAIRY SPIDERS after them!!
This is going to demonstrate to President Xi Jinping of China that if he does not help President Trump end this war with IRAN, THE SAME THING CAN HAPPEN TO CHINA!!
SS Flugakapitan Anna Kreisling is already pissed at China for killing Elephants and Tigers in Africa. China has done nothing to help the animals of the world, and this is very important to Anna.
China is the biggest Polluter on the planet, the yellow river in China is so filled with toxic chemicals that no fish can be found in this river!
So Xi Jinping of China if he wants to save IRAN, and save the Planet better do a Deal,,,A REALLY GOOD DEAL with Donald Trump, or else IRAN and China will be left to the mercy of THE FOURTH REICH, LORD HAVE MERCY ON THESE SCREAMING PERSIANS. JESUS PALOMINO, THE NAZI'S SURE KNOW HOW TO KILL THESE PERSIAN INFIDELS!!!

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Greetings from Beirut, Lebannon,
Today I had Lunch with Anna Kreisling, and she was stunning to see, all dressed in Black, with her face covered with exotic jewels. After lunch she spoke to me about the rebuilding of Beirut. First this will only happen after HEZBOLLAH is completely gone from our country.
This morning on the Cairo Al-jezeera Television they showed the HIGWAYS in IRAN being ravaged by these Giant Desert Scorpions. They were crushing cars with their claws and shaking the people out so that they could eat them. Their tails would tear apart busses and you could hear the people screaming as the Gigantic Scorpions ate them.
Anna assured me that Lebanon would not suffer this fate, as long as we get rid of the Hezbollah Terrorists sent over here by IRAN.
I escorted her to the top of a building where a small two seater SAUCER was there. To my surprise Bill Clinton was there to greet me, and was going to stay in Beirut and have dinner. So Anna said farewell and off she flew, straight up and was out of sight in seconds. Where she was going, I do not know, but Bill said that in five days she was going to fly him to Khartoom in the Sudan so he could see his pet Chimpanzee named GEORGE.

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Dear President Donald Trump,
Well here I am in IRAN filming the movie,,,TOP GUN 3,,,in this movie we fly IIAF F-14 TOMCATS and shoot down over 346 U.S. NAVY F-18 HORNETS. Donald lets face facts, You are the Bad Guy, remember the BATTLE OF BRITAIN in the summer of 1940. The British were the Good Guys and the Germans were the Bad Guys. Donald did you know that Pete Hegseth reads words that Hermann Goering wrote during the BATTLE OF BRITAIN,,,wow!!
Donald I am here to complain that Filming on TOP GUN 3 HAS HAD TO BE CALLED OFF!! You can't do this to a big Hollywood Star like me!! You Son of a Bitch, you can't handle the truth!! And what is the Truth??? Right now at this moment Anna Kreisling is mounting a full blown attack on KARG ISLAND,,where IRAN REFINES 98% OF ITS OIL!! Over 330 GIGANTIC DESERT SCORPIONS ARMED WITH LASERS are chasing and killing Persians all over the place. Large massive Spiders are roaming the highways of IRAN TERRORIZING THE TERRORISTS HERE!! ENTIRE FAMILIES ARE BEING EATEN ALIVE BY THESE HUGE MASSIVE HAIRY SPIDERS!!
Yesterday all the HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE STUDENTS were killed by huge Gigantic ANTS!! Hillary Clinton was eaten alive !!! Not by Joe Biden,,,but by these large massive ANTS!!
So Donald Trump,,,you ordered Anna Kreisling and the Nazi's to attack IRAN !!! Don't you know that is against the Law!! Any HOLLYWOOD STAR CAN NOW ARREST YOU AND FORCE YOU TO BE IN A MOVIE WHERE YOU ARE A WAR CRIMINAL, BECAUSE YOU ORDERED THE NAZI'S at AREA 51 TO ATTACK IRAN!! You Son of a Bitch!! I had to stop filming TOP GUN 3,,,BECAUSE OF THIS NAZI BITCH!!!
Donald the last time I saw Joe Biden he was on his Harley with his Butt on fire!!! The smell of that Diaper and all that POOOP ON FIRE WAS GHASTLY!!! Bernie Sanders who was right behind him on his VESPA was also on fire and he smelled like a Burnt Weenie!!!
Donald show some mercy!! Call off these Monsters!! Stop this NAZI ATTACK ON IRAN!!!

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Dear Senator Bernie Sanders in IRAN!!
Bernie, you riding around with Joe Biden on your Motorcycles in IRAN IS ALL OVER THE INTERNET. How does it feel to be the most famous duo since Batman and Robin??? Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid????
First question; What the hell are you doing in IRAN??? I am here reporting how IRAN is winning the war, and you are over there helping IRAN??? Bernie don't you think many Americans will think you are a traitor??? We Democrats gots to stay on message, that TRUMP IS A LOSER, THAT TRUMP IS A MORON, THAT TRUMP IS A DRAFT DODGER!! Bernie with you and Joe and Hillary and AOC running around IRAN helping shoot down American Jets, it does look bad to the Americans living here!!
Imagine during World War II that the Republicans were running around Tokyo Japan helping the Japs shoot down B-25 Mitchell Bombers. The Republicans would have been skinned alive when they got home!!!
Bernie the big NEWS STORY here at home is the fact that ELON MUSK is now talking about his three visits to MARS as a guest of Anna Kreising!!
You should see the pictures of Elon Musk released by the Pentagon. Did you know that the Nazi's have developed this blue mist, that you inhale in the morning and you can run around Mars without a helmet, and have no trouble breathing the Martian atmosphere!! They have German Nazi Girls running around Mars just wearing tennis shoes , naked as a Jaybird, and really enjoying life of Mars!! NASA Rovers have filmed these girls just walking by, tan and naked, and the men at NASA control Center are going Ape-Shit over these Girls!! The Girls on Mars are on average one foot taller than Earth Girls, and they look like BLONDE AMAZONS!! They are so gorgeous that I want to go to Mars and Party with them!!
Bernie the other Big Story is that Pastor Robert Jeffries, a redneck Goober is saying that Donald Trump knows more about the Bible than the POPE!!! What an asshole!!! He and the Southern Baptists have built a HUGE GOLDEN STATUE OF DONALD DUCK THE DRAFT TRUMP and they are dancing around it and worshipping it!! All these Southern Baptists worshipping a GOLD STATUE!!! Bernie they have gone Nuts!!!
Bernie if you stay in IRAN AND YOU AND JOE help IRAN kill some American Pilots, you will cause the Democrats to lose the election!! At this moment in history both the Democrats and Republicans are acting like lunatics and assholes!! No wonder in England they are convinced that the Russians have put LSD into the water here in Washington D.C. !! Maybe they did !!! NO OTHER PLACE ON EARTH IS AS CRAZY AS WASHINGTON D.C.!!!!

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Dear President Donald Trump, Infidel Satanic Leader of USA!!
Greetings from Iran!! I am sitting in a lawn chair next to my Grumman F-14 TOMCAT, eating some Goat cheese and drinking some very good French Wines! Hey Donald, how does it feel to LOSE a War??? My 14 year old cousin, Sayek Obama Osama Feydalein, says he keeps getting calls from you and Marco Rubio ABOUT IRAN ENDING THE WAR.
So this is your high level contact in IRAN??? So this is why you keep sending him Pizza and Beer, and all these Prostitutes and Stormy Daniels and Melania to take care of him???? Yesterday you sent him 43,000 brand new BMW cars if he would just end the war!! He laughed his ass off!! He said if you are this dumb,,,he wants some more things from you!!!
One of my cousin's dreams is to go to America and live in the PLAYBOY MANSION and have all those naked girls in the GROTTO , just like you when you attended Hugh HEFNER'S 40TH BIRTHDAY PARTY at the Mansion!!
He said every 14 year old boy growing up in IRAN WANTS TO LIVE IN THE PLAYBOY MANSION !!!
So Donald keep talking to my 14 year old cousin, it is good to see that you like to waste your time.

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