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Dear Senator Bernie Sanders,
President Donald Trump has just made a deal with Red China, if they will allow him to take all the oil fields in Venezuela, and become the richest Man in the World, he must join us in taking by force AREA 51, AND THIS MEANS CAPTURING THE WHITE WOLF, Anna Kreisling.
Why is this so important to President Xi Jinping of China?? He has Cancer and will soon die unless he can get the GATE TECHNOLOGY from Anna Kreisling!! Even Donald Trump and his MRI SCANS have confirmed that he has both Brain Cancer and Pancreatic Cancer, also skin cancer on his face, have you seen his nose?? It is rotting away!!
Last month he let R.F. KENNEDY Jr. try to cure his Skin Cancer on his face! He took a cat and a Possum and told Donald Trump to stick his head in his metal deep sea diving helmet. Then he put the possum and cat inside this helmet with Donald!! They really tore his nose up and his entire face!! He was yelling and screaming for two hours!! R.F. Kennedy kept telling him they were destroying his cancer!! When he got the helmet off it took 15 hours of Plastic Surgery to put his face back together!! That is why his nose looks so bad!!! It was sewed back on!!
So Donald has agreed to join Red China and me in an all out effort to take AREA 51 and find out the secret to this GATE TECHNOLOGY!
But first Donald is going to take the entire Oil Fields of Venezuela and become richer than Elon Musk!!

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Dear Professor Nikita Mendelson HARVARD,
You have just returned from Russia and you visited the museum outside of Moscow where they have the Nose and Cockpit of the JU-390 that was shot down over the Urals flying a Recon flight to ascertain the Russian TANK Factories. This is the famous BERLIN BABY that over flew New York on August 28th 1943. By the way your pictures were superb.
As you know Anna Kreisling and Hans Pancherz were not the flyers of this aircraft. As you know they were in Norway working on the SANGER ORBITAL NUCLEAR BOMBER.
Nikita, there are five things to remember while reading about Anna and Hans Pancherz.
1. There have been 35 writers from the CIA and NSC writing incredible stories about Anna and Hans to mislead the public about the real truth about OPERATION PAPERCLIP and the NAZI NUCLEAR PROGRAM.
2. Even though Anna's picture appeared in PACIFIC FLYER the Aviation Magazine from Austrailia, this picture has been banned in the USA. Also her modeling years from 1950-1954, where she looks so gorgeous and a lot like GRACE KELLY, again banned. However a few pictures have been published, and thanks to these brave journalists, we know what she looks like!
3. The British have long been famous for putting out propaganda about OPERATION PAPERCLIP, and how it did not amount to anything. That Germany could never build an Atomic Bomb, or that Hitler had no chance in hitting New York. That Werner Von Braun and Anna Kreisling did not exist, and that Hitler died in his Bunker, even though three of the best Rescue Pilots in the world happend to be in the Bunker in 1945, Hans Baur, Hannah Reitsch, and Anna Kreisling!
4. Have you noticed how Congress never shows any interest in AREA 51 and when they have hearings on UFO'S etc. they never have people like Anna Kreisling come and testify and talk on this subject.
5. It is common knowledge that you have to be invited to come into AREA 51. Many Presidents have not been allowed to see AREA 51. Example; G.W. BUSH,,,OBAMA,,, Jimmy Carter. Presidents that have visited AREA 51 include EISENHOWER, REAGAN, BILL CLINTON, and Donald Trump. However only one American President and his family has visited the Moon. OBAMA and his family were flown to the Moon by Anna Kreisling as a Christmas gift!! OBAMA wrote about this flight in his book,,,,A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.

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My Fellow Americans,
Last night Anna Kreisling and Vladimir Putin came through my window at the WHITE HOUSE. For a moment I thought she was there to kick me in my balls and leave me howling on the floor! But NO!! Vlad and her were there to save my life! So let me explain!
First they showed me a video of THIS SON OF A BITCH Pete Hegseth partying with Hunter Biden! They were both drunk as a skunk and doing Cocaine and FIVE HO-HO-HOES,,ALL PAID FOR BY YOU THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS!!
The next video was of Pam Bondi and J.D. Vance talking with R.F. KENNEDY JR. about the ALIEN WORM he had put in my head!! An ALIEN WORM that would eat my brain!! And once I was dead, J.D. VANCE WOULD BE PRESIDENT!!
Folks, let me tell you that I am surrounded by frigging Morons and Nose buger eaters and asskkk hollas!!
Anna and Vlad brought 3 Nazi Scientists and they spent 20 minutes carefull removing this ALIEN WORM!! It had only eaten half my brain, the diseased Syphillis, Gonoreah, PART,,,SO I AM IN GREAT SHAPE!! i don't remember any bad things, only sunshine and Lolypops and having a 3 WAY with the Playmate of the Year and Barbara Moore!!! Also getting naked in the GROTTO at HUGH HEFNERS 40TH BIRTHDAY PARTY!!
Those were some great times!! The only thing that matters in life are really BIG TITS,,,BIG BUILDINGS,,,AND LOTS OF MONEY.
Anyway, Anna Kreisling and Vladimir Putin saved me and also showed me proof that R.F. Kennedy Jr. was actually a space ALIEN from the planet KRYPTONER EX 113, this explains his stupid gravelly voice and his big ears and cruel nature!! He is actually a reptile, a snake, a real asshole!!
Folks don't worry, I am going to fire this Kennedy ALIEN REPTILE,,i AM GOING TO FIRE PETE HEGSETH so he can go back to FOX NEWS and show up drunk and party with Hunter Biden!!
I am going to Fire Pam Bondi and V.P. JD VANCE!!
My NEW VICE PRESIDENT WILL BE THAT COMMIE MAYOR FROM NEW YORK!! My approval ratings will be astromically HIGH!!!
So Folks don't worry about a thing,,,I have everything under control,,,HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING!!

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Dear President Donald Trump,
It is sad living in America, everyday I wake up and have a cup of tea and turn on the News, only to hear about another crazy thing you are saying or doing. What is wrong with you??

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Dear AOC and Rachel Maddow,
All my life I have never believed in Santa Claus, or celebrated Christmas or even Hannukka!! I am just like Ebenezor Scrooged, that guy who would not give a penny to his workers!
Last night I was in my bed fast asleep dreaming about the PLAYBOY PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR back in 1969, when I heard a tapping at my window!
I leaned forward and grabbed my flashlight and my Pepper spray and slowly walked towards the window! There on the other side of the window was the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen, Frost Blonde Hair, crystal ice blue eyes , tan with the most beautiful breasts,,which were straining against a blue lace bra!!
I opened the window and helped her climb in! Jesus Palomino!! Wow!! I almost fainted as I sat down on my bed so I could gaze some more at this angel !!
She said,"Bernie get dressed, we are going for a Sleigh Ride!"
For the next 10 minutes I WAS IN AWE, AS SHE HELPED ME GET DRESSED!! Have you ever had a Hot sexy blonde help you get dressed???
Finally it dawned on me who this woman was! Anna Kreisling!! But by this time she had taken me outside and onto my roof!!
There was Santa Claus and his eight reindeer!! Anna slapped me on my butt, and put me in the sleigh! I was in the backseat and she strapped me in like I was in Lockheed T-33 Trainer! Then she went and sat down by Santa Claus and the two of them yelled at the Reindeer to FLY!!
For the first five seconds it was a slow and smooth takeoff, then it was like flying a ME-163 ROCKET FIGHTER. We climbed so fast that the skin on my face began to be pushed back! My house and city were soon out of sight!
Within 22 minutes we were over the North Pole and coming in to land, a smooth flair, and I could hear the crunch of the ice and snow as we came to a stop!
In the next 2 hours, Anna and Santa showed me his workshop and thousands of elves working on making toys. Then Santa told me why I was there!! Far too many Elves were drinking Egg Nog and passing out drunk and farting around and not seriously working! Both Santa and Anna did not have the heart to spank their butts and get them to work, so they chose to come and get me!! If I ever wanted to go home and see New York again, I was going to have to get these Elves back to work!!
Within 2 days, I had them back to work after taking a whip and whipping their butts good!! After 5 days they forgot all about drinking Egg Nog, and the toys started piling up by the thousands!!
My fellow Americans when I get back to Congress and the Senate, I now know how to get their lazy fat butts working for the American People!! Just listen to DEVO and their song,,,WHIP IT GOOD!!"

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My Fellow Americans,
I have Great News coming out of CHINA. Xi Jinping has told me that if I lift all the TARIFFS on China, he is going to put the 21st Toy Factory back in business! This means for all of you World War II aviation buttholes, I mean BUFFS,,,you will be able to get 1 /18th scale Aircraft and tanks again for your collection! The crown Jewel of my collection is the 1 /18th JUNKERS JU-390 hanging in the oval office here at my WHITE HOUSE!! Also at Mar-Lago I have one hanging above my Pool Table! This Luftwaffe model aircraft is huge! 22 foot wingspan, 18 feet long, on the nose is BERLIN BABY with Anna Kreisling in a red one piece swimsuit diving through some clouds!! This 21st Century JU-390 comes with 4 figures, HANS PANCHERZ the pilot, ANNA KREISLING,,the Co-pilot, the radar operator and radio specialist, and finally the Navigator and fuel flow specialist.
My Fellow MAGA Maniacs, only the loyal MAGA REPUBLICANS will be getting the $2,000 dollar checks for Christmas. If you are a Republican like Marjorie Taylor Greene, you are going to get nothing! NADA, ZIP, SANTA CLAUS will be arresting your kids by my ICE ARMY and send them to the NORTH POLE, so Polar Bears can eat them!
I have Great News for Venezuela!! By Christmas we will be bombing the SHIIITTE OUT OF YOU!! Why?? Because for the American Public to forget about the EPSTEIN FILES,,,I AM GOING TO START A WAR!!
Ever see a movie called WAG THE DOG??? Well Pete Hegseth has!!
Actually my favorite Christmas Movie is ,,,CHRISTMAS VACATION,,,My favorite scene is when the Squirrel comes out of the tree!! This Christmas I am having 33 Blue Squirrels brought in and put in our WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS TREE,,,Then I am going to invite all the Democrats over for some IRISH WHISKEY AND EGG NOG,,,THEN I AM GOING TO LOCK THE DOORS AND LISTEN TO THEM ALL SCREAM WHEN THE SQUIRRELS COME RUNNING AROUND THE ROOM.
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,
Donald Jaybird Trump

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Dear Rachel Maddow MSNBC NEWS,
Tonight it is cold and clear here at Porterville Airport. The chill in the air adds to the excitement that Bill Clinton and myself are waiting to greet Anna Kreisling when she lands.
Many people do not realize what an important part of our lives is due to her help and advice. Here in California she has spent $88 Billion Dollars to keep our State afloat.
As far as Bill Clinton is concerned, she has saved his life many times and she was the one that funded his bid to be President, a very successful campaign due to the backing of Heinrich Himmler and Anna Kreisling.
Make No mistake IRAN has funded and tried to assassinate Donald Trump twice, they tried to kill President H.W. BUSH and his son President G.W. BUSH. It is IRAN which used the people in GAZA, the Palestinian Arabs that they starved, and then tried to blame Israel. Hamas is 100% controlled by IRAN, the Hamas Commanders can not even use the bathroom unless IRAN GIVES THEM PERMISSION !! IRAN is Persian, they do not give a crap about the Palestinian People!!
There are 35 swirling lights south of the airport, something is happening! A very large Spacecraft is slowly coming in, amazing, there are four very large and long hoses coming out of the spacecraft, and they are emitting a red sparkling fire. What their purpose is I do not know, but as you gaze at this large spacecraft you can see the observation deck and in the middle of this glass you can see clearly Anna Kreisling as she gazes upon us!
It has landed and we keep a safe distance from it, around 5 minutes went by and then suddenly a gleaming silvery stairway came down! Then there she was, dressed in black leather, with a black cape coming down behind her, as she came down the stairs she was followed by seven Samurai Warriors!
Bill Clinton smiled and we both bowed to her and then she embraced us with a smile, there would be much to talk about.

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Dear Anna Kreisling KG-200,
Dear Anna, I have finally learned my lesson! Last night you entered the White House and kicked me in the balls, my cajones, eight Times! As I sat writhing in pain on the ground I started thinking, maybe she is right! Maybe I have had the wrong approach to life! Is it worth getting kicked in the balls every 8 days??? Is Joe BIDEN THE COMMIE RAT worth this?? Xi Jinping is going to die soon anyway,,,Why not join the winning side for a change!!
My Fellow Americans under the direction of Anna Kreisling, I AM GOING TO RE-OPEN the Government!! This Veterans Day let us all celebrate our Veterans, our brave Men and Women in Uniform!

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Dear President Donald Trump,
Since you have joined forces with President COMMIE JOE BIDEN, who sold our country out and tried to attack AREA 51 three times, with major heavy losses and a complete failure.
President Trump, the reason I voted for you and many people voted for you is that you were NOT A COMMUNIST, A SCUMBAG LIKE JOE BIDEN.
Now under pressure from RED CHINA, Xi Jinping, you are running around like a Chinese Lap Dog, ready to do his bidding.
I am here to inform you that I have removed all GATE TECHNOLOGY from AREA 51. Even if you and Joe attack AREA 51, You will not find the GATES, our Nazi Scientists have been evacuated. Everything valuable is gone. You are welcome to attack AREA 51, AND YOU WILL SUFFER HEAVY LOSSES, You will not win, even if you do all that you will find is my beloved collection of German Luftwaffe Aircraft from World War II.
If you want my Junkers JU-390, my Junkers JU-52 Trimotor, my Junkers JU-86, and my Douglas DC-3, and the rest of my Aircraft Collection, just send your Chinese Troops in, Send in your ICE ARMY, Send in your Mexican Drug Cartel Gang Members, one thing is for sure, Donald Trump and Joe Biden will not be leading the attack. You will be in Las Vegas.
So where is the GATE TECHNOLOGY??? Safely at our bases on the Planet Mars. The great thing about our GATES, is that they can be easily assembled in just hours. Remember when I went to Japan. We set up a massive GATE there and many revered and historic Samurai and Emperor's came through this GATE. This is where I returned the three most historic swords in the history of Japan, back to the Emperor's who had created them.
Donald, if you kick Joe Biden in the ass, and tell China to go to hell, there is still time to save your Presidency.
You must trust me, you have the potential for GREATNESS. You must stop listening to these morons and insane advisors that surround you!!

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Dear President Donald J. Trump, USA,

Donald, both you and Joe Biden have no idea who you are dealing with. Anna Kreisling has a file that is over 18 inches thick, filled with some of the Darkest Secrets you can imagine.
First look at her parents, Hannah Kreisling a Nurse from Estonia, who met Adolf Hitler in the hospital in 1918. She was the one who saved his life, but gave him purpose and faith in himself. When she was murdered by Communists in Berlin in 1923, Adolf Hitler gave Anna to Heinrich Himmler to be raised as one of his daughters. Another thing to remember, this explains why Adolf Hitler dispised and hated Communists. Revenge is a big factor when trying to explain Adolf Hitler.
Next look at the movie footage from the 1936 Berlin Olympic Games. You can see clearly that even though she is a young 16 year old girl, she is sitting to Hitler's right, but in another scene you can see her with Heinrich Himmler.
Anna's own diary at this time shows her frustration with not being allowed to go to Spain and fight against the Red Communist aviators! She wanted to join the CONDOR LEGION and fly with Werner Molders and other notable German Pilots!
By 1942, Heinrich Himmler was in charge of the Nazi Nuclear Bomb Program, and part of this program was Hitler's desire to bomb New York City.
This is where the history of the Junkers JU-390 begins. The Germans were very practical, they took an existing plane, the Junkers JU-290, modified it to fly 18,000 kilometers, added two more engines and eight fuel cells within the fuselage, and the JU-390 Recon Aircraft was born.
Also Air to Air refueling was tested and perfected by Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling. This is routine today, but in 1943 it was a NEW and Bold advancement in long range flying.
Another thing to remember is that after World War II, British propaganda covered all of this information up. There was No Nazi Nuclear Program, Hans Pancherz did not exist, Anna Kreisling did not exist. OPERATION PAPERCLIP DID NOT EXIST. This is why even today in the year 2025, 55,000 pages of information about KG-200 are classified TOP SECRET and the public can not view them. Remember the Kennedy Assassination?? Donald Trump all the documents would be released. Well they were not released, more than 44,000 documents are still classified TOP SECRET and will not be released to the public. Facts such as Jack Ruby meeting with Campanella six months before Dallas in Havana Cuba. The head of the North American Mafia telling Jack Ruby who had cancer, that he was to kill OSWALD at a certain time and place.

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Dear Mike Johnson, Head of Congress,
Last night Anna Kreisling came through a window here in Florida at my mansion at Mar-Lago. She did not come alone, there were also 5 of these Japanese Samurai with her. All of my 35 Secret Service Agents were on the floor asleep and snoring away!
She walked up to me and said," No one calls Heinrich Himmler a Faggot and gets away with it, No one. This is the man that raised me and protected me and taught me how to fly. Donald this lesson is for you!"
She then kicked me in the Cajones eight times, hard,,,and I'm screaming in agony! Then she was gone!
What good is the Secret Service when she can kick me in the balls anytime she gets pissed at me????
That idiot Goober Senator John Thune said I should move out of the country, that I would be safer! " Which Country," I asked. And he said,,,CANADA,,,that I was more popular in Canada than here in the USA!!
Let's face facts Mike, most of the Republican Senators are cowards and have NO BRAINS,,,All of them follow me because I have film and video of each of them raping young boys and girls, THANKS TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN!
Mike, understand this,,,the U.S. Government will never Re-open, this way the EPSTEIN FILES WILL NEVER BE SEEN, AND MIKE IN 4 MONTHS, I WILL DISBAND CONGRESS AND THE SENATE, AND ALL THE DEMOCRATS IN THOSE SEATS WILL BE ARRESTED.
This morning I have to send another 5,000 ICE AGENTS to Los Angeles because more than 4,500 have been killed and eaten alive by those GIGANTIC ANTS and SPIDERS and SCORPIONS that are in the Storm Drains beneath the city! Did you know Mike that there are over 767 miles of them underneath Los Angeles!!

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Dear President Donald J. Trump,

I have just been ordered by President Xi Jinping of China to help you capture Anna Kreisling and the keys to the GATE TECHNOLOGY!
You have promised Xi, that he will be able to live forever once he enters that GATE. This is why you called me and told me about your plan. First you are going to order NUCLEAR TESTING, then you are going to tell Anna Kreisling that unless she surrenders to you, you are going to drop a 30 Megaton Hydrogen Bomb on AREA 51.
Let me tell you that your plan sucks! This is not going to work! You threaten Anna Kreisling like this and she will feed you to her spiders!
Stick to your original plan and when you celebrate your New Ball Room, have her and Adolf Hitler and Himmler and Anna come and speak at this event. Trust me, this will work!! Don't listen of OBAMA when he says that I have been wrong about every decision I have ever made!
Do you know what this Jackass OBAMA did??? He went to Cairo as President and urged the people of Egypt to overthrow MUBAREK,,,a very nice leader and moderate who supported the USA!!
MUBAREK was overthrown and this Terrorist Group, the Muslim Brotherhood took over the country!! This is the beginning of the ARAB SPRING!! More than 4 Million Muslims died in these uprisings! All because of OBAMA,,,What an ASSHOLE!!!

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Dear Anna Kreisling KG-200,

I would like to thank you for stopping Donald Trump from invading British Columbia and other parts of Canada.
Once he found out that you would pull the Missile Defense Dome over North America and this would allow the Red Chinese to launch 800 Nuclear Tipped ICBM's at America,,,he stopped talking about invading CANADA and GREENLAND. More than 36,000 ICE AGENTS had assembled at our border, ready to invade and take our beloved Canadian lands.
The Royal Canadian Air Force sends you a hearty THUMBS UP, you have been such a supporter of our AIR FORCE.
Donald Trump does not appreciate the fact that it is the 2,847 Canadian Fighter Jets that defend North American Air Space, that guard the USA from Russian Nuclear Bombers.
Donald likes to brag, but he doesn't know shit about guarding the USA. Right now the USA only has 88 jets guarding American Air Space. This is why the burden falls on the Royal Canadian Air Force. It is true that we still operate some jets from 1957, but a CANADIAN F-86 Saber can still shoot down any Russian Bomber!!

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Dear Heine Kraut Heinrich Himmler,

So why should I listen to you? You are nothing but a NAZI FAGGOT, a Refugee from the Cold War, a guy that Winston Churchill killed in 1945 so you wouldn't spill the beans about OPERATION PAPERCLIP and your negotiations with the Americans!! Hey did Anna Kreisling bring you back to life?? Wow!! Hey tell the bitch that if she lets me step into the GATE Technology,,,I will tell my HOMO BOY with the glasses, Mickey Mouse Johnson to open the Government and let the American people have decent Health Care!!!
The Democrats are Dumber than Cow Shiitte!! I don't want the Government to open, why???? This way the EPSTEIN FILES will never be released and all my Billionaire Buddies won't have to worry about going to Prison!!
How long do you think they would allow me to live, if I released the EPSTEIN FILES???? Do you think I am stupid??
Hey Heinrich, for my next project, I want to build a Castle near Yosemite National Park, the way that Anna Kreisling did !! Why are the Nazi's building so many Castles in the mountains of California???
How is Gavin Newsom related to James Newsom??? And why is James Newsom such a good friend of Anna Kreisling????
All of this, is such a mystery to me,,,,,AND WHAT ABOUT FRED?????

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Dear President Donald J. Trump,
Your latest threats against Canada and your trying to Bully this great nation is very stupid.
What will be your Legacy?? You only have three more years to live before you die of Cancer. You honestly think that you will be remembered as a Great Leader??? Adolf Hitler will always be regarded as a GREAT LEADER because everything he did was to make the lives of the German People better.
Adolf Hitler united the German people and wanted them to treat each other with dignity and to be one folk, one nation, to unite and create a New Germany. Many Communists and Leftists became loyal Germans and stopped taking their orders from Moscow.
Every town and village set up soup kitchens where anyone who needed a good meal could go and eat. The health of the German children and people were a top priority. If any German in 1936 became sick and had to go to the hospital he did not have to worry about Bill. The Third Reich made sure that what was important was the Health of the German People.
If Adolf Hitler was in charge of America, the American people would be cared for, one in 5 children in America go hungry because of your incompetent and immature leadership.
Hitler cared for the Veterans,,you do not.
Hitler inspired his nation, you do not.
However Donald you do have some things in common with our Great Leader, you both love buildings and the planning of massive cities and buildings. Did you know that your Ballroom at the White House will have the same dimensions as Adolf Hitler's dining hall.
Hitler had great plans for Berlin, and if he had won the war, Berlin would have been the most beautiful city in the world.
Albert Speer and Hitler spent days and weeks planning the cities of GERMANIA, down to the last detail.
When Adolf Hitler saw Paris, Albert Speer and Anna Kreisling made sure that he saw the grandeur of Paris, the art, the buildings. It was a great joy to see Paris with our Feuhrer!
So Donald, you must give up on invading Canada and taking British Columbia. We know about your conversations with Vladimir Putin and how the Russians will attack Canada from the North. They want to control not only the North Pole, but all of Northern Canada.
Donald the moment you invade Canada, you will have to deal with the fury and the power of Nazi firepower and Superior weapons. Anna Kreisling will not allow you or the Russians to take one inch of Canada.
Over the years Anna has spent many months training and flying with the Royal Canadian Air Force. She loves Canada and will not allow you to rape and kill Canadian Women and Children.

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My Fellow Republicans,
As soon as TRUMP finishes his BALLROOM at the White House, and the American TAX Payers will pay $2.6 Billion dollars for this!! Actually it won't cost $2.6 Billion,,,but Donald Trump will put a Billion of this into his own pocket!! He is so smart!!
On our OPENING NIGHT,,,WE ARE GOING TO HONOR THE NAZI AIR BASE AT AREA 51. Speakers that night will be ADOLF HITLER,,,,HEINRICH HIMMLER and of course Anna Kreisling!!
Joe Biden will be there to beg Anna Kreisling to allow him to live forever by entering the Nazi Gate Technology. Once anyone steps into a GATE with Anna Kreisling your DNA is encoded and you will be able to live forever. Even if you are in a firey crash and you are burned to ashes, she can go back in time and use your DNA on a live body,,and switch it,,and you will come out GOOD AS NEW!!
This Nazi Technology was developed from DIE GLOCKE, which Gen. Hans Kammler delivered to Wright Patterson AFB in June 1945 in a Junkers JU-390, by the way this is the same JU-390 that Anna Kreisling keeps at AREA 51.
Most of you already know that AREA 51 is the most heavily defended AIR BASE in the world. The Germans alone had over 39 Mig-29 Fulcrums guarding AREA 51. Why??? Over the years Germany has benefited greatly from captured ALIEN Technology from AREA 51.
At this dinner, in Donald Trump's BALLROOM THE PRICE PER PERSON WILL BE $ ONE MILLION DOLLARS!! A REAL BARGAIN !!!

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My Fellow Republicans,

First the GOOD NEWS; Pete Hegseth led 27 ICE AGENTS into the Storm Drains of Los Angeles and later they found his body! Arms and legs torn off, but his head still had a bottle of whiskey which he was gurgling down!!
Now the BAD NEWS; Mike Johnson, that Turd who runs Congress is now talking with the NEW YORK TIMES,,He is spilling the beans about his NEW COOK BOOK,,,,,HOW TO COOK AND EAT A DEMOCRAT!! It turns out that this whiny Homo Nerd Turd with glasses is also a CANNIBAL!! He also is sleeping with Hannibal Lecter and together they plan more cook books for the Cannibals out there that need Cookbooks!!
Last night on my show President Trump outlined his new HEALTH CARE PLAN designed to replace OBAMA CARE!! The cost to you Americans will be $55,000 a year! When you go to the hospital and they have you for one month, TRUMP CARE will pay $50 dollars towards your bill!!! Only hospital stays of one month will receive the $50 dollars!!
So folks, that solves our HEALTH CARE CRISIS!! NO DENTAL, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!!
Then Donald went on to describe how GREAT it was to get kicked in the Balls by Anna Kreisling. He said," Eight times she kicked me in my CAJONES,,,Eight times!! It was the greatest day in my life!! I finally learned that you don't try to rape a woman when she is washing a Junkers JU-390 aircraft!! Afterwards we had a party in that BLACK HANGAR, GERMAN BANDS, and ice cold KILBEGGAN WHISKEY!! Did you know that KILBEGGAN WHISKEY is Adolf Hitler's favorite whiskey!! ICE COLD!! During World War 2 he always had a U-Boat off the coast of Ireland, to pick up KILBEGGAN WHISKEY FOR HIM!!!"

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TO; The People of Los Angeles,

I have some really BAD News, all the ICE Agents and 4,500 National Guard Troops have been killed and eaten by these Gigantic ANTS and other Monsters. We need more ICE AGENTS, WE NEED PETE HEGSETH to come here with all the U.S. ARMY troops he can find! We need more ICE AGENTS,,,DO YOU THINK I AM GOING DOWN INTO THOSE STORM DRAINS!! There are over 700 miles of them beneath Los Angeles!!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, and members of the NEWS PRESS
This is an Emergency so stand by and tune in to CNN NEWS,

With the coordination and approval of the President of the United States I have called in the National Guard and the ARMY, and the entire Armed Forces into the streets of Los Angeles! Martial Law is now in effect!
Now let me explain why I have taken such a drastic action. Recently in the desert near AREA 51, Gigantic Spiders and Ants and Scorpions have killed and eaten thousands of people. These creatures have also been sighted in New Mexico, but also in the storm drains beneath the city of Los Angeles.
Recently during a TRUMP RALLY, they ate and devoured hundreds of his supporters! No one reported this on CNN!! But when they showed up at a LAKERS GAME,,,everyone started screaming and panic flooded the city.
As Governor of California, Martial Law is now under affect in Los Angeles. President Trump is sending ICE and the National Guard into the storm drains of Los Angeles to find these creatures and destroy them!

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My Fellow Americans,

Today is a very sad day for our Great Nation. Ace Frehley the lead guitarist for KISS, has passed away at the age of 74.
Years ago KISS was my favorite band, you would show up at a party and when KISS STARTED TO PLAY, YOU would tear the dresses off of the bitches and really get with it!!
So my Fellow Americans, I am ordering all the Flags around the world to be lowered to half-staff. I want a Postal Stamp to honor the BAND KISS. I want all High Schools to have a KISS REMEMBRANCE DAY. Where all the students can listen to KISS and DANCE, and come to school looking like KISS. I want Pete Hegseth to dress up like KISS and have the Military celebrate KISS by bombing the hell out of GAZA!!
So many songs that I loved,,, GOD OF THUNDER,,,GOD OF ROCK AND ROLL,,,,BETH,,,,,I'm GONNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE,,,AND PARTY EVERY DAY!!!

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