Junkers Ju 390

1943

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Junkers Ju 390

Six-engined long-range development of the Ju 290. A wing section was inserted with an additional engine, and the fuselage was stretched. One made a transatlantic test flight to within 20km of New York. Two built.

Junkers Ju 390

Specification 
 CREW10
 ENGINE6 x 1268kW BMW 801D radial engines
 WEIGHTS
  Take-off weight75500 kg166450 lb
 DIMENSIONS
  Wingspan50.30 m165 ft 0 in
  Length34.00 m112 ft 7 in
  Height6.90 m23 ft 8 in
 PERFORMANCE
  Max. speed505 km/h314 mph
  Ceiling6100 m20000 ft
  Range9700 km6027 miles
 ARMAMENT5 x 20mm cannon, 3 x 13mm machine-guns

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German Chancellor Friedrich Merz, 27.04.2026 20:25

Dear First Lady Melania Trump, USA,
My wife and I with Adolf Hitler and Eva, went to see your movie MELANIA, and we were very impressed! It held out attention and was a great insight into your life, but also the TRUMP WHITE HOUSE.
The critics who put down your movie are insane. Your movie was enjoyed by all of us!
Melania, Hitler wanted to tell you that your husband shares a great love for buildings and archetecture just like he does. So much of Hitler's time was spent with Albert Speer planning the restoration of Berlin and its buildings!!
Donald Trump has every right to want a magnificent Ball Room for the WHITE HOUSE, and it is very noble of him to use money that is not American TAX DOLLARS.
Adolf Hitler said," The greatest threat to America right now is not IRAN. The gravest threat is the $43 TRILLION DOLLARS in debt, because Congress and the President are putting America in Debt by another $ 7 Trillion Dollars in just the past two years!!!"
The Republicans who brag about not wasting American Tax Dollars are acting like CRIMINALS as they keep putting America in Debt.
The Democrats need to remember the wisdom of Bill Clinton, when he was President he Balanced the Budget. When he left office we had a surplus!! Then this TURD G.W. BUSH put this nation more than $12 Trillion Dollars in debt, just to kill IRAN'S GREATEST ENEMY, SADDAM HUSSEIN!!
Then OBAMA PUT ANOTHER $22 Trillion Dollars onto your National DEBT!!! Then Donald and Joe Biden have put more than $13 Trillion more Debt!! The people in America need to wake up!! The Communists in CHINA and Russia want America to go into a GREAT DEPRESSION!!

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 27.04.2026 20:00

My Fellow Americans,
Wow!! What a Great Exciting Evening! First we hear gunshots and I was hoping that someone plugged this FRUITCAKE J.D. VANCE.
Notice how the Secret Service escorted him off the stage first!!! Then after 5 minutes they finally get over to me and slam my head onto the floor and then carry me out!! I wanted to stay and see the blood and guts and who got shot!!! This was like going to the MMA FIGHTS I love to see!! Watching someone get killed!!!
Anyway back stage 15 Midget whores attacked me and Melania and me and the Secret Service had to use FIRE AXES and kill them. However 5 of these Midget Whores managed to bite me in the balls !!
Somebody set me up, and I know who!!!

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 25.04.2026 09:05

Dear Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougal and Barbara Moore,
I'm sitting here in my bath tub letting the warm water wash my Blues away. I am really sad tonight. It is not fun being President with so many people making fun of you. I feel like I am in High School being bullied by these rich kids who hire thugs to come and beat you up.
IRAN for so long was the Bully in the Middle East, they killed so many innocent people. They threatened every nation in the Middle East until SADDAM HUSSEIN came along. IRAN greatly feared SADDAM, because when he was the leader of IRAQ, IRAN could do nothing, they could not threaten Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Israel, and Lebannon.
Then this DUMB ASS G.W. Bush did the most insane thing possible. He invaded IRAQ AND KILLED THE NO. 1 enemy of IRAN,,,SADDAM HUSSEIN.
The real reason G.W. BUSH did this was to grab the IRAQ OIL and to have permanent Military bases in the Middle East!! After 67,000 American Troops were killed in IRAQ, WE GOT OUT OF IRAQ!!
This is something Donald TRUMP will never do is get American Troops bogged down fighting in the trenches with IRAN.
Anna Kreisling showed me pictures of the Black Arabian Horses that SADDAM GAVE TO HER. They both loved horses and knew SADDAM as a kind benevolent leader who had the courage to stand up to IRAN.
By the way, G.W. Bush has never been brought to Congress to explain why he invaded IRAQ, and why he authorized the PLANES OPERATION.
Tomorrow night, I will be going to the Washington Press Corp Dinner. They will have over 100 comedians making fun of me. Melania tells me to be brave, to smile, because that is my duty, my job.
Anyway I'm here in my bathtub, wishing I was with all you girls, Karen, Barbara, Stormy, Melania. If it wasn't for you Girls, life would not be worth living. Even though I am making $0ne Billion Dollars a day,,,A man needs the Love of a dozen women a week to make you feel special.
So my MAGA MANIACS, Tomorrow night is the Big Night!!!

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Senator Bernie Sanders USA, 24.04.2026 01:06

Dear Dr. Edward Simpson YALE,
It is not an Orange colored Bikini, you POS!! It is the color of CORAL, don't you know your basic colors! Everyone who lives near Las Vegas has seen this picture! Everyone knows about KG-200 and their Mistel Operations! Here is a fact! Do you know why an ME-110 was chosen to be on top of this AVRO LANCASTER??? Because it had the range to get Anna Kreisling safely home!
While your pictures are very good, they won't get me a conviction of Anna Kreisling! Here is an overlooked fact; At 11;30 on August 28th, 1943, air-raid sirens went off over New York. Why? The U.S. Government was trying to get the public off the streets so that when they looked up they would not see a six-engined JU-390 overhead!
This did not work because a reporter from the NEW YORK TIMES had been tipped off and was on top of the Empire State Building, ready to take pictures !! Superb pictures were taken ,,,,however the FBI confiscated those pictures and did not release these pictures until 2007.
Please encourage your students at YALE, to come and join the Harvard HAMAS BRIGADE!! Soon we will be leaving for IRAN, to help the Persians grab and steal all the oil Tankers in the Persian Gulf!!!

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Dr. Edward Simpson YALE, 22.04.2026 21:08

Dear Senator Bernie Sanders, YALE,
I am sending you 27 pictures that you can use in your Prosecution of Anna Kreisling the Flight Director at AREA 51.
The first seven pictures shows KG-200 preparing the Largest Mistel aircraft in World War II, a British Avro Lancaster RAF that was repaired and turned into a flying bomb. This Mistel bomb was mated with an ME-110 Twin engined fighter. The plan was for Anna Kreisling to fly it to Moscow and then release and guide the Lancaster into the Kremlin where the 10,000 pound bomb was expected to kill Stalin and most of the Soviet High Command.
Again this attack would have succeeded if it had not been for a RAF Mosquito raid that destroyed this Mistel aircraft on the runway!!
The next 15 photo's show the documents that back up OPERATION THOR'S HAMMER,,,That five Junker JU-390'S fitted with five Nazi Atomic Bombs in their proposed raid on Michigan, using these dirty radioactive bombs on the major American factories. Anna Kreisling wanted to fly one of the JU-390's and destroy the Ford Dearborne Plant that was producing the B-24 Liberator, one every hour! The B-24 was the most mass produced Bomber by America in World War II. This attack on Michigan would have killed millions of Americans!
The remaining pictures shows her at CEASARS PALACE swimming Nude in the pool. Another picture which is in the brochure for CEASARS PALACE shows her sunbathing by the pool in a orange color bikini with her perfect tan and smooth skin, red lips, frost blonde hair and those heavenly breasts straining against that bikini, begging to be set free so they can bounce around!!
Bernie with these pictures you can go on CNN NEWS and accuse Donald TRUMP of being friends with this Luftwaffe Test Pilot!!!

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Pepper Gomez, Delano, California, 21.04.2026 20:30

Si,,,Amigos,,,,My name is PEPPER GOMEZ!!
Greetings from Delano, KALIFORNY,,,
Home to the Mexican DRUG CARTELS ON THE WEST COAST!!
Dear President Joe Biden,
We have dead Mexicans and dead Red Chinese Army troops, many look like they died screaming and eaten alive by those Dammed GRINGO NAZI GIGANTIC 55 YARD BIG HAIRY SPIDERS!! UP AND DOWN HIGHWAY 65. In Terra Bella we have houses demolished by those GIGANTIC SCORPIONS,,Some are as big as A FOOTBALL FIELD!!
JOE, YOUSE GOT DOLLARS JOE!! I KNOW YOUSE GOT DOLLARS!! mE Pepper Gomez, Me no gots no big Dollars!!
Who is going to clean this mess up???
President Xi Jinping is really hopping mad and is pissed out of his brains!! He told me,,,PEPPER GOMEZ ,,,,that he is going to pop a cap in your ass!!
Joe you should leave town, and take that Madre est Puta ,,,EL GRANDE PUTA Jill Biden with you!! Take Hunter also,,,me Pepper GOMEZ is tired of getting you tons of Cocaine, etc. etc. etc. I AM NOT YOUR PIZZA BOY, you SON OF A BITCH, GET HUNTER TO BE YOUR LAP DOG!!
Tell Senator Bernie Sanders and his Harvard Hamas Brigade that they are a Bunch of HOMO BOYS. They don't do Jack SHIITTE!!! The first BIG HAIRY SPIDER THEY SEE, THEY RUN SCREAMING FOR BAKERSFIELD AND GET DRUNK And Listen to Buck Owens and pretend that they are BIG TOUGH COWBOYS!! Bernie riding your VESPA SCOOTER DOES NOT MAKE YOU A COWBOY YOU GRINGO BANDITO!!! YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!
JOE, you are in Big TROUBLE,,,MUCHO EL GRANDE TROUBLE!!

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 20.04.2026 20:28

Dear Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Banbino Maloni,
Mama Mia, I'm in the White House recovering from major Testicular Surgery after that visit by Anna Kreisling! God she is so hot and gorgeous! I still would love to rape her and get her on top of me with those wonderful firm soft breasts in my face!! Mama Mia what a sight!!
My fellow Republicans, America has been betrayed for so many years. Remember the Vietnam War?? We were there for 12 years fighting and dieing with NO PLAN FOR VICTORY FROM THE DEMOCRATS!!
Folks, in World War II, the Japs conquered Vietnam in ONE MONTH. That's right!! JUST ONE MONTH!! They came in and took all the major coastal cities and established airfields and then they told the Vietnamese People that if they looked cross-eyed at a Jap soldier, they would get their head chopped off!! More than 3 Million Vietnamese were killed by the Japanese!! Many Japanese officers chopped the heads off 1,000 Vietnamese in just one day. They were very proud of their Samurai Swords which were rusting from to much blood on the blades!!
Tokyo Joe, Hiroshi Nishezawa with his ZERO Fighter was based there and he shot the shit out of the British planes!! Wow!! What a guy!! I wish we had him flying over IRAN!! He would shoot the shit out of the Persian crazy bastards!!
My point is this, the Democrats are famous for starting WARS with NO PLAN FOR VICTORY!!
I have a plan for Victory over IRAN, WE ARE GOING TO NUKE THE BASTARDS AND KILL ALL OF THEM. Seven 110 Megaton Hydrogen Bombs and all our problems are solved. GOOD BYE IRAN, YOU STINKING PERSIAN INFIDELS!! One thing I have learned from Anna Kreisling is to not show mercy to IRAN who is threatening the entire world, who want to BLACKMAIL THE ENTIRE WORLD, WHO WANTS TO USE NUCLEAR WEAPONS AGAINST NEW YORK!!!
To win World War II, Anna Kreisling and Hans Pancherz would have gladly dropped the Nazi Atomic Bomb on New York, and all the major factories in Michigan!! Hell that is why they flew the RECON MISSION!! The Luftwaffe NEVER BOMBED A CITY, UNLESS THEY FLEW A RECON MISSION!!
So Iran, unless you make me happy and OPEN UP THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ,,,You can KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE!! SAYONARA SUCKER!!!

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ELON MUSK,,,Sonoma County, 19.04.2026 10:30

Hello Donald,
Didn't I tell you that Nazi Technology is 500 YEARS more advanced than what we have!! Every word you say, every thought that you think is made known to their collective Hive!
Have you talked with President Xi Jinping of China lately??? For years they have been trying to develop Time Travel from the Die Glocke Technology. They started with a tri-polar electrical field where they could send people back in Time!! But something is wrong! The Chinese keep landing back in Time 85 Million years ago, and when the automatic return phase happens they always come back dead or badly mauled and ate up by Prehistoric Monsters. They have no control over their Time Displacement equipment. The Chinese know this is not by accident!! The Nazi's are having fun with them!! They are so advanced that they can make every experiment go horribly wrong!!

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 19.04.2026 10:16

Dear Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni,
22 minutes after I read your letter, Anna Kreisling comes in to the Oval Office here at the White House, and I looked at her and said," How in hell did you get in here?? I did not invite you! " Then she walked over dressed in black Leather and punched me right in the face that sent me sprawling!! Then she kicked me in the balls, eight times, then she picked me up and hit me hard in the face and broke my nose!! Then she kicked me in the cajones another eight times. My balls are now ruptured and I have two black eyes and I look like a Raccoon that got into a fight with a Bobcat!!
For the next four hours she yelled at how stupid I was, a really Dumb son of a bitch, a person so arrogant that I proclaimed myself to be Jesus Christ!! After hours of this I repented to God and promised I would not be such an arrogant asshole!!!
Giorgia Meloni, why did you have to call Anna Kreisling??? You know she loves to kick me in the Cajones when I do something bad or stupid!! Why???

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Prime Minister of ITALY, Giorgia Maloni, 19.04.2026 10:03

Dear President Donald Trump, USA,
I read your letter where you are demanding that the Pope get out of he Vatican so you can move in and turn it into a GAMBLING CASINO!!
Are you out of your mind?? You think that the people of Italy would allow you to do such a thing!! Do you think that the Catholic Church would allow you to take our history and heritage!!!
You need to talk with Anna Kreisling, she is a defender of the Faith and a devout Catholic. Soon she will come to pay you a visit, and make you humble before God. I feel very sorry for you.

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Col. Hadi Juvadi IIAF F-14 TOMCAT PILOT, 19.04.2026 09:45

Dear Loser of War Donald Trump,
It must feel awful to lose a WAR with IRAN. Now you must buy a new refrigerator and a New BMW CAR for all the people of IRAN. Your American TAX DOLLARS WILL BE SPENT ON THE IRANIAN PEOPLE FOR THE NEXT 27 YEARS!! Donald guess what!! TOM CRUISE is coming to IRAN TO FILM TOP GUN 3,,,This movie will also star me!! Col. Hadi Juvadi!! Donald did you know that IRAN is the only nation still operating the F-14 Tomcat!! This is why you lost the war!! We shot down over 347 American Yankee Dog Jets over the STRAITS OF HORMUZ!! This is why TOM CRUISE IS COMING TO IRAN!!!

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Vice President J.D. Vance USA, 15.04.2026 20:35

Dear Martin Bormann,
I have read about you in history and I am impressed. You and Heinrich Himmler were the main people responcible for OPERATION PAPERCLIP!!
Wow!! What a success!! All that TOP SECRET NAZI WEAPONS brought to the United States and Col. Hans Kammler landing at Wright Patterson AFB on April,20th with the DIE GLOCKE, the most TOP SECRET NAZI PRIZE OF THE WAR!! He loaded the DIE GLOCKE into a Junkers JU-390 and delivered it to the American Scientists. This was a brilliant operation!!
OPERATION PAPERCLIP was responcible for bringing over more than 55,000 Nazi Scientists and important people. It was Werner Von Braun who told the OSS that they must find, THE WHITE WOLF, Anna Kreisling so that she could work on the DIE GLOCKE project!
Fact; Hitler in the war was known as THE GRAY WOLF,,,Martin Bormann had the code,,,THE BLACK WOLF. These are all German codes, OSS CODES, AND British MI6 CODES, and Russian NKVD Codes. So when you read the 55 messages from STALIN asking if they had captured the WHITE WOLF,,,you know what he was talking about!
Folks, don't worry about Donald Trump, he is now running around the WHITE HOUSE naked claiming he is Jesus and can raise Jeffrey Epstein from the Dead!! This is why his hand is upon Epstein in this famous picture.
His next picture of JESUS hugging him is to show the Pope that Jesus passed his authority onto Donald Trump, who is now our Lord and Savior!!
Just ask any Mormon or biblical scholar. Jesus never made a $ Billion Dollars a day like Donald Trump.

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Martin Bormann Reich Secretary, 13.04.2026 20:03

Martin Bormann, REICH Secretary,
Dear Prime Minister Dr. Nawaf Salam of Lebanon,
I have many fond memories of Beirut, and back in 1978 I actually ran the Operations for BLACK SEPTEMBER there.
I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. The decision to launch an attack on IRAN and Lebanon can not be made by just one person. Example; When the Junkers JU-390 Recon flight over New York on August 28th was made. This Flight had been approved by Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Himmler and myself. Of course Anna Kreisling and Hans Pancherz were enthusiastically about flying this mission. But remember it had been approved by the authority within the Third Reich.
Dr. Nawaf Salam, the attack on IRAN and Lebanon has been approved by Both Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler. Anna Kreisling who is against this attack will nevertheless carry out this attack, because she is a devout NAZI and obeys orders. Remember that both Adolf Hitler, who is her father, and Heinrich Himmler who raised her in secrecy and taught her to fly and to fight with swords and knives, and by the time she was 16 was both an SS Officer and a member of the Luftwaffe, will follow orders.
Anna loved Japan, and in 1945 she would have preferred to stay in Japan and help them with destroying Los Angeles with the Japanese Atomic Bomb project. The Japanese Version of the Junkers JU-390 would have been flown across the Pacific in a one way mission to drop this bomb. Anna had volunteered to help fly this mission. However she was ordered to come back to Germany and report to the Bunker. Which she did because is a Loyal Nazi.
I gave the order for her to report to the Bunker. I also ordered Hannah Reitsch and Hans Baur to be there. In April 1945 we had the three best rescue pilots in the world at the Bunker.
FACT; ALL THREE OF THESE PILOTS MADE IT OUT OF BERLIN, I escaped from Berlin, Hitler and Eva and even Blondi their dog made it our!! This is the beginning of the FOURTH REICH.

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Anna Kreisling KG-200, 09.04.2026 19:57

Dear Prime Minister Dr. Nawaf Salam of LEBANON,

I was very moved by your letter, and upon your request I will not enter this war, or use our vast ALIEN Monsters against Lebanon and IRAN.
Beirut was once the Paris of the Middle East. Then you allowed Terrorists to come and live in your country. Hezbollah needs to leave Lebanon.
Here in the United States we have morons and traitors such as Senator Bernie Sanders, AOC, and OMAR the Jihadi, WHO OPENLY SUPPORT HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH, ISIS, and the killing of more than 40,000 Iranian people by the IRANIAN REGIME. Bernie Sanders and the HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE are responcible for the 13,000 children that died digging tunnels for HAMAS over the last 15 years.
Today when you walk across the U.C. Berekley campus you can see 21 ISIS FLAGS FLUTTERING IN THE WIND. Another example of our insane rabidly ANTI-SEMETIC DEMOCRAT PARTY.
However the Republican Party has also FAILED AMERICA. They do not care about the American PEOPLE!! They support Billionaires who pay NO TAXES, THEY SUPPORT NO HEALTH CARE FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
Donald Trump openly brags about all those $ Billions of Dollars from TARIFFS GOING DIRECTLY INTO HIS POCKET.
When Adolf Hitler was Chancellor of Germany he put the Health and welfare of his people first. Donald Trump does not!!
So as I stated Dr. Nawaf Salam of Lebanon, I will not enter this war. But now you have the responcibility to make sure that IRAN and Hezbollah stop their attacks on Saudi Arabia. The Holy Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is under my protection.
Anna Kreisling, Flight Director, AREA 51

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Prime Minister Dr. Nawaf Salam, 09.04.2026 09:19

Prime Minister Dr. Nawaf Salam, Beirut, Lebanon
Dear Anna Kreisling, Flight Director AREA 51,
We have been told that President TRUMP wants you to destroy IRAN and all the Hezbollah forces in Lebanon. So many people will die if you release the horrors of those Gigantic Spiders and the Massive Giant Desert Scorpions that you have genetically enhanced. Please I beg you to not release those monsters on Iran and Lebanon.
It was wrong for IRAN to attack the Holy Site of Mecca. It is wrong for Iran to want to kill the Royal Family in Saudi Arabia. To kill the entire people in Saudi Arabia. These leaders who started this war are now all dead.
When the Prophet Mohammed rode with you at Mecca and helped you kill those stinking Persian Infidels. This was a sign to all Muslims around the world that Allah does not support IRAN.
Anna please show us mercy and do not release those monsters. The children in Lebanon and Iran deserve a chance at life. Why do we in Islam always preach to our children to kill the Jews, to destroy Israel??? This is wrong, we must learn to live together in peace.
What gives me hope is that you are an SS Officer and a Flugakapitan in the Luftwaffe, and served courageously in World War II, and yet you support Israel's right to exist, and you have delivered Nuclear Weapons and bombs to Israel. Many people do not know this, and yet I find it fascinating, why a devout German Nazi Officer supports Israel's right to exist.
Many people claim that Adolf Hitler hated the Jews, when in fact over one million German and Polish Jews were allowed to go to Palestine in the years 1933 to 1940. This was the beginning of the Modern State of Israel.
Anna as you know the New York Jews from 1933 to 1936 sent over $78 Million Dollars to invest in Germany. Adolf Hitler used this money wisely to build up his Luftwaffe Air Force and his Army, he had made Germany to best place in the world to invest in.
So if the Nazi Party can now do business with Israel, why can't Iran and Hezbollah, etc. etc. also do business with Israel ??
This way we can all live together in peace. Please Anna do not come into this war. Please answer my plea.

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President OBAMA, Pismo Beach, California, 09.04.2026 00:03

Dear President Donald Jailbird TRUMP,
How's it hanging Dude?? Me and my Surfer Dudes are Surfing near NIPOMO and they told me you had SURRENDERED TO IRAN!! Wow!! That is Great News!! When are you going to Teheran, IRAN , to lick the Ayatollah's Asssskkkhhooollle???? Man I want a picture of that!!
I wish to thank Col. Hadi Juvadi of the IIAF, FOR PROVIDING ME A MOVIE OF HIM SHOOTING DOWN ALL THOSE American pilots in his F-14 Tomcat!! Folks did you know that IRAN is the last nation on earth to fly F-14 Tomcats!!
But in all fairness Hadi Juvadi, what you sent me was an A.I. doctored up movie based on TOP GUN with Tom Cruise.
You need to take classes from Pete and Donald Trump if you want to really learn how to Lie and make FAKE A.I. Movies!!

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Col. Hadi Juvadi IIAF F-14 TOMCAT PILOT, 06.04.2026 19:10

Dear President Donald TRUMP USA,
The Ayatollah has told me that if you want to end this war you must provide every Iranian Family with a New Refrigerator, a New BMW, And 5 women like STORMY DANIELS with really Big Bazonngas to every Persian Man!! Also Free Pepsi and Cheeseburgers for everyone for the next ten years!
Also the Ayatollah wants Melania to wash out your mouth with soap, because you have a POTTY MOUTH. YOU SOUND LIKE AN INFIDEL FROM NEW YORK !!

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Gov. Gavin Newsom CALIFORNIA, 05.04.2026 21:24

Dear Residents of Kern and Tulare Counties,
STAND BY FOR AN OFFICIAL EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT!!

By the Authority of the President of the United States and the Governor of California we are hereby Declaring a National Emergency in Bakersfield, Porterville, Visalia and Ducor and even Terra Bella!!
Gigantic Ants and Enormous Huge Desert Scorpions are eating Red Chinese Troops in your area!! This is not good for children to see on this EASTER SUNDAY!! These Monsters have been unleashed by the NAZI Party because California has been invaded by thousands of Red Chinese TROOPS!!
If you see hundreds or thousands of Red Chinese Troops running and screaming down your streets,,,STAY INDOORS AND Watch out your windows as these Gigantic Ants and Huge Scorpions eat a lot of these screaming China Boys up!!
I repeat, STAY INDOORS, HAVE A THRILLING AND HAPPY EASTER!!

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Prime Minister of GREENLAND, Jens Freder, 05.04.2026 21:11

To; THE NEW YORK TIMES,

While we in Greenland are still under the threat of Invasion from Donald Trump and his ICE Army. We have a secret weapon. Donald Trump knows that the Germans during World War II had three very secret Submarine Bases in Greenland. In the year 2026 they still do.
The Kriegsmarine and Anna Kreisling and Adolf Hitler have assured me that if the Americans invade, they will be running in sheer terror from ALIEN Monsters that will also be brought to Washington D.C. !!
Anna will do this so that NATO will not have to go to WAR to save GREENLAND. Also 90% of Americans support this because they are fed up with both the Democrats and the Republicans and would love to see them get ate up by Gigantic Spiders and the feared DESERT SCORPIONS that are as Large as a FOOTBALL FIELD!!

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President Joe Biden USA, 05.04.2026 05:48

My Fellow Americans,
Jill and I and Hunter and Bernie, and AOC are celebrating Easter here in Las Vegas, Nevada. We are really getting our FREAK ON!! We gots so much money and Cocaine and Girls that will blow your nose and then blow your mind!! How did Jill and I get so rich??? Just ask Hunter!! Just ask President Xi Jinping of China!
Folks right now in California we have 325,000 Red Chinese troops ready for our assault on AREA 51. We also have 226,000 Mexican Drug Cartel thugs, ready to attack AREA 51. We have 1,200 students from U.C. Berekley from the famous HEZBOLLAH BEREKLEY ISIS KILLING SOCIETY. We also have the famous HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE and the YALE MARXIST JEWISH STUDENTS WHO LOVE ADOLF HITLER BRIGADE.
Folks we have all the NUT JOBS From all over the world here, including all the ICE AGENTS who want extra overtime pay!!
Right now that is why every room in Las Vegas is booked!! Red China is paying all our bills!! Cocaine Bills!! Girl Bills!!
Tomorrow is Sunday and we are all going to Church to pray that we will be alive after another attack on AREA 51!! Some of us, actually a lot of us are going to ate alive by huge enormous gigantic SPIDERS, so we are going to pray to GOD that our Commie Asseess will be saved and we can go to heaven.
At this time, Bernie is putting on his FLYING NUN COSTUME, and I am getting into my Silvery G-String and COON SKIN CAP, AND THEN MY INDIAN TAN FRINGED BOOTS AND then I am getting on my HARLEY DAVIDSON WIDE GLIDE CHOPPER and Bernie is starting up his VESPA SCOOTER,,and then we are going to ride up to the Gate at AREA 51, 110 MILES NORTH OF HERE and then we are going to MOON THE GUARDS THERE!!
So Bernie has lit his big Havana Cigar and I am cranking out BORN TO BE WILD ,,,by,,,,STEPPENWOLF,,,,,GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNING!!! HEAD OUT ON THE HIGHWAY!!! BORN TO BE WILD,,,!!!

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