Junkers Ju 390

Dear Senator Bernie Sanders,
This has been confirmed by MSNBC NEWS, Rachel Maddow, that the gift from Vladimir Putin the leader of Russia to the SMITHONIAN AIR MUSEUM , the famous JU-390,,,BERLIN BABY ,,,which was shot down over the Urals in 1944 was rejected and turned down by President Joe Biden! Why??
Because it would have opened the doors to understanding OPERATION PAPERCLIP, so in the name of National Security, this famous historical aircraft was turned down by Joe Biden! Today it is in an Air Museum in Tula, Russia.

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My Fellow Americans,
It is time for Joe Biden to stop snorting Cocaine with Hunter and get off his dumb ass and tell the truth to the American people! The first thing you need to do is De-classify the 55,000 Top Secret Documents on OPERATION PAPERCLIP, the Biggest secret from World War II.
Next you need to go on national T.V. and show what's really going on at AREA 51. The ALIEN DNA TECHNOLOGY, THE GATE TECHNOLOGY, derived from the DIE GLOCKE that Gen. Hans Kammler delivered to Wright Patterson AFB flown from Germany in a Junkers JU-390 on May 28th, 1945.
Also the Crispus Alien technology used by the Nazi Scientists to grow and raise these Enormous Gigantic Spiders that terrorized and ate all of these Chinese and Mexicans and the Harvard Hamas Brigade. Joe I barely escaped with my life!
In conclusion, quit trying to help the Commie's in China in trying to arrest and kidnap Nancy Pelosi,,,instead you need to focus on trying to arrest and capture Anna Kreisling! She is the key in understanding what the Nazi's are doing at AREA 51!!

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Hello Joe Biden, Si my name is Pepper Gomez,
Hello Joe, whatz you know?? When you gonna pay the $ Millions of dollars and pesos to all the families of the dead Mexicans who died at AREA 51?? jO i KNOW you got dollars! You are a piece of Gato crap!! To let all these Mexican Drug Cartel banditos go to AREA 51 and promise all of them a $ Million Dollars, and then do nothing to save their cajones when these Giant Spiders kill them by the thousands and eat them alive!! Jo have you ever heard 3,487 Mexicans screaming! It is terrifying!!
So Rachel Maddow, Bernie Sanders, AOC and OMAR THE JIHADI, you better get Jo to pay lots of money!! Si, my name is Pepper Gomez, and Jo you better pay soon!!

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Dear Mr. President Joe Biden,
What are you doing?? Don't you realize that 98% of the American People are convinced that IRAN and China are flying Armed Drones over the United States, and you just sit back on your toilet and just POOOP AWAY???
Joe we are getting reports that you are being paid $ONE Million Dollars a day from both Iran and China so they can operate these Drones over American airspace!! When the American people find this out, there will be no place on Earth you will be able to hide! You are also convincing people that Democrats will do anything for money!!
I talked to Col. Buck Turgidson at the Pentagon and he is convinced that this is one big Commie plot, and the Russian ambassador was taking pictures of the Big Board and stealing shrimp and caviar from the buffet table!
I talked with his secretary, Miss Scott, and we used to be roomates at Harvard, we used to go on panty raids!! In fact the retro bikini she likes to wear was one we stole from Ann Coulter, who was visiting our campus to give a speech on the glorious sex life of PEE WEE HERMAN !!
i asked Buck if these Drones had any chance in killing Donald Trump?? He just looked at me and said," If I may be frank, if the Drone pilot is really good, he can launch a missile from this Drone and put it
right into the Limo that Donald Trump is riding in!! One minute he is chewing on some ribs and the next minute he is blown to bits, landing in someones back yard with a French Poodle trying to make spaghetti with his meat balls!!"
In conclusion President Joe Biden, are you pissed off that you lost the election and this is your way of getting revenge?? Or you just like to make money by letting IRAN and China fly their Drones over our nation???
Joe either way, this really smells bad,,,even worse than one of your poop laden diapers!!

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To; The President of the United States, Donald Trump,
Why President Joe Biden will not tell the American People the truth about the hundreds of Drones from Iran flying over the United States is beyond me! The American people deserve a President that will go on T.V. and show them the pictures of these Drones, and why Iran is flying them over our great nation. Ever since May of this year the Iranians have been trying to assasinate you. The Drones used to gather intelligence at the site of your assassination were from Iran. They were operated by Hadi Juvadi an Iranian agent. This same agent helped the shooter get set up at Mar Lago your golf course in Florida. Mr. President if I may be frank, I smell a big fat Commie Rat. Joe Biden knows about all of this, but he won't go on T.V. and condemn Iran and try to put a stop to these Drones!
These Drones were launched from a ship just 30 miles off the coast from New Jersey. Another fact Mr. President is that Joe Biden has not contacted Anna Kreisling at AREA 51 about these Iranian Drones. They have Top Secret spacecraft there that can easily shoot down these Drones!
It must be obvious Mr. President that these Armed Drones are here to attack not only you but various other targets in the United States.
Here in the Pentagon we watched film footage of this Mexican Drug Cartel Gang Members attacking AREA 51. We saw these Giant Spiders devour these Mexicans and eat them! Screaming their heads off as the Spiders ate them!! Have you ever been to a Football game and seen these thousands of Hot Dogs being devoured by the screaming fans??? This is about the same except the Mexicans sure were screaming when they were ate alive!!
Congress needs to hold hearings on why Joe Biden attacked AREA 51. They need to open the 55,000 pages on OPERATION PAPERCLIP that are still marked TOP SECRET!! The public needs to know about Werner Von Braun and Anna Kreisling and their meetings with President Kennedy.
So President Trump, I tell you what you should do, demand that Joe Biden come out and tell the American People about Iran and these DRONES!!!

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Dear Senator Nancy Pelosi,
Baby you are so hot, I have always been madly in love with you! Since we lost the election I am pulling back on Senator Bernie Sanders WOKE AGENDA. From now on the Democrats in Sacramento are going to stop their WAR ON CHRISTMAS!! We will let the public schools once again have Christmas carols and shows! We will let them put a Christmas Tree in the classroom!! We will let school choirs sing,,Silent Night. We will stop building SEVEN DIFFERENT KINDS OF BATHROOMS for the LGQTV NUTS!! We will tell all the UC University of Berekley to stop flying ISIS Flags on campus and to stop teaching that all Jews are Zionists and must be killed. They will stop teaching in the public schools that America is a Racist Country and we will allow American History to be taught in our Public Schools again.
I know a lot of Left Wing Democrats are going to go Ape Shit when I send out these orders including allowing school children to salute the American Flag in the morning and say the Pledge of Allegiance, just like they did in 1957. So Bernie Sanders if you hate Israel and all Jews, and Christmas, you should move to Syria and dance naked in the street.
Now why am I throwing the WOKE AGENDA out the window??? Because California is $ 88 Billion Dollars in debt !! Anna Kreisling has shown me the 687 tons of Nazi Gold that they have stored in an underground vault at Porterville Airport!! She will pay off our debt and make California the most wonderful state in the Union, if we Democrats will change our ways and get rid of our Communist anti-Christian Woke Agenda!! This is great news folks, so Bernie just move to Syria, you will be much happier there!!!

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My Fellow Americans,
I was deeply saddened to hear that the CEO of a Major Health care Corporation was shot and killed in New York City. We now know that Joe Biden is to blame. This dumb ass let in 67,000 Haitians into New York and they hate Italian Food, Mexican Food, Pizza, and Coney Island Hot Dogs! What they do love to eat are cats! This naive CEO was taking his Cat, Flufferbutt to a meeting with him! This Haitian shot him and took his cat and put into his Gray Backpack then made his getaway on an E-Bike, provided to him by Joe Biden!
Joe Biden is a racist, you can't expect Haitians to eat Chinese Food, they need cats! Because so many belong to violent gangs, they will take out their 9mm ,,,Mr. 9mm,,AND PUT A CAP IN YOUR ASS!!
So Joe you ran off to Angola, and in your speech this morning you said you were going to spend $110 Million Tax Dollars on teaching everyone in Angola Basketball???? What a waste of our Tax Dollars!! No wonder we lost the election!!!
In conclusion, I happen to agree with Anna Kreisling when she said that Canada was vital to the United States and our Defense. Anna said that the Royal Canadian Air Force has over 2,500 Jet fighters protecting Canadian Air Space and the Russians are very afraid of trying to penetrate this Air Space. America by contrast has only 88 Jet Fighters guarding American Air Space. Our military is so weak because morons like Joe Biden would rather spend $88 Billion Tax Dollars on one B-21 Stealth Bomber instead of beefing up our Jets that guard America. Want more proof?? The Royal Canadian Air Force does not waste planes or money. They fly jets made in 1955, Jet Fighters made in 1965, they never retire one Jet Fighter, they keep them in immaculate condition and their pilots are superb!! Without Canada, America is wide open to attack!!
My fellow Americans, trust what Anna Kreisling says! Her work at AREA 51 is vital for the Defense of America. So let us salute the Royal Canadian Air Force and remember that Canadian Pilots at this very moment are in the sky protecting us from Russian Bear Bombers!!

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Dear Michael Moore,
I read your letter and you are a really dumbass retard, a real pathetic loser and a really FAT piece of Monkey eating lowlife banana smoking pothead!!
For your information, I do want to start World War III,,,why?? Because once we enter a Nuclear War I have emergency powers, I can have Donald Trump arrested and then sent to France and have his head chopped off in a Guillotine!! This would make me really happy! I know that once he becomes President he is going to have me arrested!! He knows that I have made over $3 Million Dollars a day as President, keeping the Border open for the MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS. However if I start a Nuclear War, all of this goes away, I will be your President for the next 22 years!
Michael Moore, it is not my fault that AREA 51 has advanced ALIEN Technology! It is not my fault that all those Chinese soldiers, and Terrorists and Mexican Drug Gangsters were all ate up by those Gigantic Enormous Hairy Spiders that Anna Kreisling and the Nazi's have!
Michael who cares about all of these Gangmembers anyway?? No one will miss them, why do you think they were sent to attack AREA 51??? We knew they only had a 10% chance of surviving!
Michael why didn't you and Rachel Maddow ever ask why I didn't secure the border?? Man I let in 37 Million POS Gangmembers, and you Leftist Liberals said nothing, you never asked me once why I did not secure the border!!
Finally, Michael, don't worry, be happy, once the Rockets start launching and the Hydrogen Bombs start exploding, just think of me as your BIG DADDY. I will be lying on a beach with my aviator sunglasses on sipping on some cold Kilbeggan whiskey and thinking about all that money I will be making!! Michael if you are smart you won't be in New York for Christmas!! SAYONARA SUCKER!!!

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My cousin Vinny Rodrigo Gomez was ate up by a Gigantic enormous Spider at AREA 51. Joe Biden authorized this attack! Now that Vinny is dead, don't Joe Biden owe all these screaming dead people a lot of Peso's and dollars!! You think we fight for free??? I have video footage of hundreds of Mexicans running and screaming and running some more, drinking Tecquia and praying to the last Virgin in Mexico, to please save their bacon!! Then the spiders just tear them limb from limb and eat them!! So Joe,,,when you gonna pay ???? This was worse than your disaster in Afghanistan!!!

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Dear Professor Edward Manstein UCLA,
As you know over 55,000 pages of documents from World War II are still marked TOP SECRET and are banned from the public. Why??? OPERATION PAPERCLIP is at the top of the list. Why?? If the public really knew what was going on between Nazi Germany and England and the USA, it would change their perspective on the War.
We know today that in 1944 a Junkers JU-390 which was flown by Hans Pancherz, went from Germany and landed in Cape Town, South Africa. On board was Martin Bormann with documents and agreements to be signed by the United States and England. This is the beginning of Operation Paperclip.
It was agreed that B-29's would not be based in England and Nuclear Weapons would not be used on Germany. In return Adolf Hitler guaruanteed that New York and London would not be destroyed. That Germany would not use Nuclear Weapons. Also when the war ended Nazi advanced weapons would be brought to the United States, also some 55,000 important Scientists and German officers would also be relocated.
Among these were Werner Von Braun and Anna Kreisling. Make no mistake , Stalin knew what the OSS and MI6 were up to. He was very furious when he found out that the White Wolf, Anna Kriesling was brought to America. Stalin also knew that Adolf Hitler had not died in the Bunker in Berlin, that the Grey Wold had escaped. Martin Bormann known as the Black Wold had also escaped. Eva Braun had escaped, even their dog, Blondi,,was gone!
One of the key reasons why all of this was agreed upon is because of the Flight of the Junkers JU-390 over Michigan and New York in August of 1943, flown by Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling. This proved to President Roosevelt that this Recon flight was being done to prove that New York could be destroyed by an Atomic Bomb.
Fact; Heinrich Himmler was in charge of the Nazi Nuclear Bomb Program and who was his favorite pilot?? Anna Kreisling.

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I would like to thank President Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi for restoring this site! Joe Biden took down this site because he did not want the public to find out that he had attacked AREA 51 three times using terrorists and the Mexican Drug Cartels and Chinese military troops!
Joe Biden is the most corrupt President in American history. He has allowed Chinese Communist Censors to take down hundreds of sites including this one, but thanks to the CIA, Donald Trump, and the many Democrats that value Free Speech and Freedom of information, the JU-390 Aviastar site is back !!
Steven is right, this site is a conduit for Political Leaders around the world to contact me and relay frustrations that they have, knowing that all of this is TOP SECRET and will not be exposed.
Currently I am in Antarctica working with the Kreigsmarine, we are launching 5 new submarines, all Diesel powered, with Stealth First Strike capabilites which make them the most advanced Nazi Submarines ever built!! So why are we deploying them?? China now has 1,800 Long Range ICBM's aimed at America. They want a FIRST STRIKE NUCLEAR CAPABILITY.
What the Chinese don't know is that any Nuclear Strike upon the United States will fail because of our superior Nazi Technology.

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Dear Senator Bernie Sanders,
So you are the Gringo that is head of the HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE??? I talked with one and HARVARD is really failing at educating their youngsters!! All they want to do is fart, eat pizza, and drink PEPSI,,,THEY are like Parrots, they repeat any Leftist slogan they hear!! Bernie when you were in Gaza with this Harvard group you actually was eating pizza and drinking PEPSI right in front of hundreds of starving children!
Why is it that in FRANCE everyone has heard of Anna Kreisling and these HARVARD students have not???
Why is it that in all of Europe they know about Anna Kreisling and these Harvard El Loco Puta's have not???
Finally I am amazed that Joe Biden was removed from office because he attacked AREA 51 three times and failed. President Xi Jinping of China was very pissed and angry with Joe for these failures!
Finally to Anna Kreisling, please stop using those GIANT SPIDERS, many that are 88 yards big measuring by their Diameter!! Anna why do they prefer eating Mexicans over those skinny Chinese soldiers???
Our Drones show thousands of our Mexican Drug Cartel terrorists, running and screaming and drinking Tecquila, and running some more before they are caught screaming while the huge hairy Spider is eating them alive!!!
Bernie you were there!!! How did you survive???

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Dear Manuel Emanuel Rodrigo Gomez,
As leader of the Mexican Drug Cartels, why have you stopped sending me $ ONE MILLION DOLLARS a day??? I am still President and I can close the border and have your 286,000 Gang Members arrested !! Don't play games with me, I am still the President of the USA!!
Folks let me tell you, I am really pissed!! OBAMA is a Traitor! Nancy is a pistol packin Mafia Boss, David Axelrod is an Amorphidite, So many Democrats just a bunch of Asssskkkkholllles!!
Folks this great nation would be better off with Adolf Hitler and Anna Kreisling running this United States of America!! Why?? O.K. wise guys here is why!!!
1. They would save our precious animals around the world. The Nazi Party has always tried to save Elephants, Lions, Tigers, Bears and all our precious wildlife.
2. CRIME, like rape, robbery, Identity Theft, etc. etc. would all have the Death Sentence. Anyone in Prison convicted of a violent crime would be taken out and shot!
3. These sleazy Lawyers who make $ Billions of dollars would be taken out and shot or start picking oranges for a living!
4. All Pornographic Films would be banned. All Porn would be burned, just like Adolf Hitler did in Berlin in 1934.
5 The 13,000 young girls and boys kidnapped each year in the USA would come to an end. The Mexicans who do this will be hunted down and shot.
6. BMW, Ford and Chevy, Volvo and Honda, would all start making cars again that Americans could afford. Adolf Hitler wants the BMW 2002 model made in 1972 to be produced again!! Anna Kreisling wants England to once again make the British MGB sports car. MG is not some Commie Chinese car!! It was the pride of England.
Folks as you can see, we need Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler to run this great nation. And to Anna Kreisling I am sorry for the last 3 years I have been attacking AREA 51. This stupid Commie Rat Xi Jinping was ordering me to do this,,,,Again I am sorry,,,, Anna you are a great American and a great Nazi !!

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Dearest President Xi Jinping of China;

It is not my fault that I failed three times to invade and destroy AREA 51. Do you think that Nancy could have done any better?? Xi let me tell you those Giant Spiders are very formidable. The Nazi's and Anna Kreisling who run AREA 51 have put the most advanced Tech into these Gigantic Spiders. Example; If a Mexican Drug Cartel member shoots off an RPG, this is intercepted and destroyed within 2 seconds after leaving the rocket tube. These 85 YARD Huge Spiders also have flame throwers, IRON DOME tech, Xi these spiders love to feast on human flesh. Anna says it is like giving Treats to Cats! Xi have you ever seen a Gigantic Spider eat a screaming Chinese soldier?? It is the stuff of Nightmares!!
Xi, tonight I go on CNN NEWS and explain to the American People what a threat Anna Kreisling is! We must capture her and put her on trial!! We must wage a war against these Giant Spiders! We must all these monsters that they have at AREA 51. We must make America safe again!!
When the public sees these babies, they are going to Shiitte their pants. I am afraid U.S. Army recruitment is going to be at an all time low, who in their right mind wants to fight Giant Big Hairy Spiders???
So folks tune into CNN NEWS and hear my speech! We must save America, We must save America from the Nazi's, We must save America from Anna Kreisling, We must save Las Vegas from these huge Hairy Spiders!! We must save America!!!

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Dear Communist Swinehunt Cushion Batard Xi jinping of CHINA,
I am glad that I saved Germany from Communists like you. The only good Commie is a Dead Commie.
I am sitting here on the beach painting Eva nude! After all these years she is still so beautiful. America is a great place to live, I have a good life here. I paint, and read and walk around Morro Bay and feed the seals. Eva loves the ocean and every morning she goes for a swim. Many times Anna will swim nude with her and it is so wonderful to see German girls in such a natural setting.
Xi, you must improve the lives of the people in China. While you and the Communist elite drive around in fancy cars and run over children and then you act like you don't care. This is why the people of China now hate you. You care nothing about the workers in CHINA, they are just slaves to you.

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Dear President OBAMA,
The reason I ordered Joe Biden to step down, is that he has failed me for the LAST TIME. Over the past year he has launched three attacks against AREA 51, and each time his massive forces were obliterated. In the last attack more than 35,000 Red Chinese Communist soldiers were killed and eaten alive by more than 1,000 Giant massive spiders, not to mention the Giant Scorpions Anna Kreisling raises as pets! Brain enhancement Implants that allow the Spiders to use flame throwers to make the Chinese really scream, then to be eaten alive! Our Comrade Joe let us down and had to be removed from power. Nancy, if Kamala lets me down, you will have to remove her!
Now to what really makes me sad, in this last battle Bernie Sanders suffered 98% burns all over his smelly body. But the 800 members of the Harvard Hamas Brigade were all burned, barbecued and eaten by Giant Spiders! They are all gone! This makes Xi Jinping, the leader of CHINA very very pissed off and mad!
Very soon Anna Kreisling, we will come for you, we will destroy you, and then nothing on Earth will be able to stop the Communist Party from ruling the world!!! Nothing!!

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Dear Steven J. Downs,
I think you are correct, something is going on both here in France but also the United States. Incredible things are happening and people for the first time are learning things about science and history. We also live in a time of great evil and yet a time of hope and miracles.
Let me tell you of a recent event, I was contacted by Louis Chevelle here in Paris that his 8 year old daughter has cancer, terminal cancer, that she only had 5 months left to live. I told him there was only one person I knew of that could maybe cure his daughter, and that was Anna Kreisling.
He understood that the trip to her castle would not be easy, but after I contacted Anna, she told us to come and she would try to save the girl.
We took a flight that landed the three of us in Las Vegas and one might expect that she wanted us to come to AREA 51, 110 miles North of Las Vegas. But this was not in the directions. Instead we had to rent a car and drive to Bakersfield, California. Then after contacting her again we were told to drive on Highway 65 north until we came to Porterville California. For three days we stayed there until Anna could return from Japan.
Then we drove east until we hit the town of Springville. Then up into the mountains until we came to Coffee Camp. There we took a hiking trail along the river and continued East for one hour. There a beautiful waterfall and on the far bank was Anna Kreisling, on a magnificent White horse that was large, and so very beautiful. Anna was wearing black leather and her boots were spiked with a silvery metal. Her hair was Frost white and her eyes were crystal ice blue. She rode across the stream and came and smiled down upon us. She told Bridgette his 8 year old daughter to be brave and had her put behind her on the horse. She then told Louis her father to be brave because she could not promise that she could save the girl. We were told to return to Springville and wait seven days, then return to the waterfall.
Then off she rode off on her White Stallion horse with Bridgette holding bravely on to her.
For seven days we enjoyed the hospitality of Springville and we could not reveal to anyone why we were there. Finally on the 7th day we made the hike back to the waterfall and for one hour we waited. Suddenly across the pond we saw Anna sitting on top of her horse. She came across the pond slowly with Bridgette behind her. Louis could see her smiling, and his little girl did not seem weak or frail anymore. Anna dismounted and spoke to us for twenty minutes, she gave Bridgette a final hug, and gave her father instructions on what the girl should eat in the coming year, and an extensive exercise program. Louis was then told a dark secret. Anna had brought her into a GATE, the GATE Technology that was developed from DIE GLOCKE, the most TOP SECRET Nazi device that was developed during World War 2.
That Bridgette had her DNA encoded into this Gate. That she had the potential now to live forever.
Louis is now back in Paris, and Bridgette is getting stronger every day, on this strict diet and excercise program!! Her main goal is to own a horse someday and to be like Anna Kreisling.

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Sometimes I wonder if I've stumbled across some actual, hidden in plain sight Illuminati chat room. Cause this has way too much effort put into it to just be randomly going on for over a decade now.

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Dear Bernie Sanders and my Fellow Democrats,
Bernie, the reason I had to leave you all burned up and looking like a burnt Hot Dog is the fact that I had to return to the WHITE HOUSE and get ready for the debate! My main concern is that everytime I tell a Lie, I poop and poop and poop againg until my Diaper sometimes explodes! I could not walk out on stage pooping my pants!! So my Doctors put a huge Cork up my butt, the size of a huge Wine Bottle, so I would not poop!!
They also gave me 5 shots in my butt, so I would be full of energy, but they shot to much of this Horse Stimulant into me and I was higher than a kite, babbling like Jerry Lewis! So they gave me another 7 shots to bring me down. Bernie, this is why I shoeffled out onto the stage, Man I thought I was at Las Vegas with Hunter looking for some CoCaine and some whores, HO- HO- HO,,,man dem Black Colored girls just want to do it all night!!
Bernie so what if I lost the debate, those New voting machines will let me win anyway!! Those Bozo's at CNN won't let me down!
Bernie while I was at AREA 51,, I saw a gigantic gleaming silvery pyramid, and down from the Pyramid came Anna Kreisling, Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler! Bernie they are very impressive people!!
Then I saw this elevator that can take supplies up to 145,000 feet above us. This is called space! Amazing!

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Dear Bernie Sanders,
I am standing alone on top of this high platform overlooking this vast stretch of Desert. In the distance I could see more than 300 massive Giant Spiders on the right closing in on this highway of death. To the left these gigantic Scorpions tearing into these vehicles, the Haitian Voodoo Witch doctors screaming their heads off before being eaten alive. Explosions could be seen and a swirling cloud of dust surrounding all this death and destruction!
Suddenly I realized that the two Air Force Privates, were standing by me, they had this twinkle in their eyes, and stared at me the same way I stare at people! I said," Look guys, are you here to arrest me?"
"Oh no sir, we are here to help you."
" I don't need your help, I'm the President of the United States!"
"Yes we know, but you do need our help!"
Joe Biden scratched his butt, then said," Do you know how to change a Diaper??"
"No we don't, we are not programmed to Change a Diaper."
Joe Biden looked at them closely and then reached out and touched their noses,,," You are not human, are you??" he said in a calm voice.
They both smiled and then said," No we are not, that is why we are here to help you. In two days you will debate Donald Trump, and you will lose this debate because your policies as President have been a disaster, You will not be able to Lie and Lie and Lie some more to cover this up."
For the first time in his life Joe felt fear flood his senses," What should I do??? What can I do??
" Come with us sir, if you want to live and live forever, and win this debate then you have the choice to come with us, our Jeep is awaiting you!"
In the distance I could see Bernie Sanders staggering up the road looking all blackened and burned up, his butt was on fire, but the hair on his head was smoking this white swirling smoky smoke!
Joe said," Look boys, I need your help, lets take a ride in your Jeep and get me ready for this debate!!"
As they sped away, Joe looked back at Bernie still coming toward them, his fist was shaking at him, and he had that crazed look in his eyes!

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