Junkers Ju 390

K R I S T I N O E M,
The HEAD of THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY,

Dear Senator Bernie Sanders,
I just received your letter, and I can't make any sense out of it!! What are you some kinda Fucking Moron!! Jesus you can't even spell your words correctly!! Where in the world did you go to school??
I will try to answer your imbecile letter!! You Fucken Democrats are all the same, always bitching and itching cause you are covered in Fleas and Ticks!! Jesus, give me a break!
First, I can't send ICE into AREA 51 and arrest ILLEGAL ALIENS FROM OTHER PLANETS!! Why?? Because President Bill Clinton passed a LAW, THAT PROHIBITS ANY U.S. POLICE, OR MILITARY FORCE, OR U.N. AGENCY FORCES FROM ENTERING AREA 51. Bernie, I can't LEGALLY SEND ICE INTO AREA 51. You Fucking Moron, I can't help it if you attacked AREA 51 THREE TIMES with Mexicans DRUG CARTEL GANGS, RED CHINESE TROOPS and your HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE!! Do you think I give a Rat's Ass that you and your 325,000 thugs got slaughtered!!
AREA 51 is the most heavily defended BASE IN THE WORLD. You not only have to deal with all the Superior Firepower that the Nazi's have, but also ALIEN TECHNOLOGY, that is 500 years ahead of our time.
Hell I can't even arrest Anna Kreisling when she comes into the WHITE HOUSE AND KICKS DONALD TRUMP IN THE BALLS!! This Gorgeous Nazi Princess and Goddess has done this three times!! She also has saved Donald Trump numerous times from two assassinations and when he was kidnapped and held in GREENLAND WHERE THE FUCKING CANADIANS WERE GOING TO FEED HIM TO SOME POLAR BEARS!!
Bernie, go back to Vermont and drink some Maple Syrup mixed with LSD AND WHISKEY!! Go whine and cry to AOC, She loves it when you eat her pussy!!

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Attention, Donald Trump,
America is in serious trouble. Most of the Democrats are Communist Subversives, such as Joe Biden, etc. etc. However most of the Republicans do not care anything about the American people. The Republican Party under Eisenhower and Reagan stood for the values that the American people hold so dear, TRUTH, HONESTY, IN GOD WE TRUST, but now the Republican Party is so corrupt that it is embarrasing to the entire world.
This is why I am writing to you Donald, you have a chance to not only save America, but to make her GREAT AGAIN.
Donald, it took me three years to restore the German Economy. From 1933 to 1936 my entire focus was to restore the German People to peace and honor and prosperity. The 1936 Olympic Games prove that I was successful. Donald you are moving way to fast, every day there is another crises, you are coming across as an idiot, a deranged Moron, You are trying to gain complete power much to quickly.
You also are surrounding yourself with Neanderthal Buger eating Retards who only want to advance their careers, and care nothing about America as a nation. You need to Fire many of them and surround yourself with talented people who will not fail you in the courts, or on the world stage.
Donald, do you honestly want to be remembered as a GREAT PRESIDENT??? Then you must change! After Eva and I left Berlin in 1945, we had to look upon our power in a totally different way. This is the beginning of the 4th Reich, thanks to our scientists and soldiers, and the will of the German People, we are now in complete control of our destiny.

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Dear Ayatollah Ali Husseini Khamenei Ben Jehuda Jew Boy,
How's it hanging Daddy O,,,??? President Trump is offering you a deal, a real Humdinger of a deal. Man you are going to make a lot of money on this deal!!! You are to come to New York and he is going to fight you AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!! Remember the movie ,,,ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK ,,,with Kurt Russell?? Each of you will be given a bat with some nails sticking out, then you get in the ring and the first one to bash out the brains of the other one wins the fight!!
Donald Trump is convinced this fight will bring in $22 Billion Dollars!! Also people will no longer call him TACO TRUMP ANYMORE.
Now listen up Ben Jehuda Ali Husseini El Grande Puta Khamenei, if you don't show up for the fight, we are going to kill you in IRAN. This way you have a chance to not only live,,,but also prove that GOD IS WITH YOU AND YOU GET A CHANCE TO KILL DONALD TRUMP!! J.D. VANCE is praying that you will win,,,and I bet you know why!!
So Ayatollah what will it be??? Die in the Ring??? Or die in IRAN??
We want you to go on television and tell the world that you are coming to NEW YORK and you are going to fight Donald Trump!!

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The Supreme Leader of IRAN, Ali Husseini Khamenei,

Dear President Donald Trump,
Yesterday we hanged 800 Women and Children, where were you?? Eating a Zionist Cheeseburger and a Coke and Fries??? You said you wanted to save the demonstators?? That HELP WAS ON ITS WAY???
I want to praise and Congratulate HAMAS for booby trapping the rails and causing that High Speed Train to crash into the other High Speed Train. Brilliant Operation!! All the people in Europe will feel the wrath of IRAN. Soon everyone in Saudi Arabia will be hanged and executed. We will continue to build our Nuclear Weapons and use them on New York.
I am the true Prophet of God, and God wills this!!
Here is a warning to Anna Kreisling, if you try to protect Saudi Arabia and Europe, we will invade America and find you at AREA 51, AND THEN WE WILL HANG YOU AND BURN YOU AS A WITCH.

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My Fellow Republicans,
The Democrats, who are cowards and traitors keep saying that I am dumber than Cow Shitte!!! They are the ones that will soon be rounded up by my ICE ARMY and Gassed, and grounded up and made into Cat Food!!
Back in the swinging 60's I wrote a song with BOB DYLAN, THAT JEW BOY FROM MINNESOTA,,,Remember his big nose!! This song is titled,,
"OUT BEHIND THE BARN"
You said I was your Leader,
You said I was your King,
You said I could do most anything!!

But let me tell you Darlin, I don't give a Darn
Out Behind the Barn!!!!

See Rachel Maddow I am also a talented Song Writer!! What is your talent???? None, except to sit around and bitch all the time!!
Folks, after I send in ICE and capture GREENLAND, then I am going to take ICELAND,,,,WE NEED ICELAND, FOR NATIONAL SECURITY AND ALL THE GOLD AND MINERALS AND OIL WILL GO INTO MY POCKET!!
Then we are going to attack and take CANADA,,,WE NEED CANADA,,,ALL THAT BEAUTIFUL COASTLING WILL MAKE ME RICH!!!
Then IRELAND, WHICH I CAN SELL TO THE RUSSIANS, MAN I AM GOING AFTER THAT POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW!!
It is great being President of the United States, sitting around and watching boats blowing up and those Democrats in Minnesota getting their heads knocked in by my OWN PRIVATE ARMY!! WOW!!!

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The people in power, the people who win wars, control the History of that period. Adolf Hitler

Many Lies and falsehoods have been told by the OSS, MI6, and the British Military. Here are 7 of these falsehoods.
1. That the Junkers JU-390 first flew in 1943, when in fact a JU-390 was photographed in 1942 flying over a British Merchant Vessel in 1942.
2. That a JU-390 never flew to Cape Town South Africa and landed with Martin Bormann aboard to meet with the OSS and the Americans. This is the beginning of OPERATION PAPERCLIP. This flight and meeting has been confirmed by the Russians and Top Secret Documents that the OSS had.
3. That Nazi Germany never had a Nuclear Bomb Program, during World War II, two dirty lethal Atomic bombs were detonated on the Russian Front. One killed more than 26,000 Russian soldiers, STALIN just shrugged his shoulders and told his Military Commanders to keep moving towards Berlin.
4. The Recon Flight over Michigan and New York did happen, both Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling perfected AIR TO AIR Refueling before this Recon Flight. Over Iceland a Junkers JU-290 Tanker aircraft refueled the JU-390 which then penetrated Canadian Airspace and on the morning of August 28th was over Michigan taking pictures of the American Factories, one of which was the Dearborne Ford plant that made the B-24 Liberator Bomber, the most massed produced Bomber in the American Air Force.
5. Hans Pancherz did exist. Anna Kreisling does exist. KG-200 did exist, the Germans had a Nuclear Bomb Program. Heinrich Himmler was in charge of this program. He also knew that Germany was going to lose the war, that is why he was in contact with the Americans and the OSS. He was instrumental in seeing that OPERATION PAPERCLIP succeeded.
6. It was Heinrich Himmler that gave orders to Anna Kreisling to not only test the Die Glocke fitted Horten V-9 jet, but also she was commanded to make sure that the Americans captured this jet.
7. The 55,000 Nazi Scientists and important people in the Third REICH were very important in winning the COLD WAR against Russia. As part of OPERATION PAPERCLIP ,,,Adolf Hitler,,,Eva,,,Martin Bormann and their Dog Blondi,,were all flown out of Berlin by Anna Kreisling.

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Dear Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont,
Hello Bernie! How is all that GLOBAL WARMING feeling in Vermont?? I heard you have girls in Bikini's running around with Al Gore and swimming in the lakes right now!
Bernie, seriously, I need your help!! Anna Kreisling saved the real Donald Trump and took him out of that freezing jail in GREENLAND and brought his ass back here to Washington D.C.!! He now wants me to go on television and LIE, LIE, LIE, and tell the American public that the 37 year old Mother of three shot and killed in her SUV, was a Commie Bitch, and she ran over and severely injured are Trigger Happy ICE AGENT, who was trying to get her to pray to the Lord so her family could be saved and not be put in prison for being a COMMIE BITCH!!
First off Bernie, she is not a Commie Bitch!! She was unarmed, just smiling at the ICE OFFICER and telling him that she was not mad at him. NOW TRUMP is telling everyone at FOX NEWS THAT UNLESS THEY GET ON T.V. AND LIE LIE LIE and then LIE some more, he is going to have everyone FIRED THERE!! Sean Hannity is now telling the American Public that she had a GLOCK 9MM and she told the officer that she was going to put a CAP IN HIS ASS!! Every one at FOX NEWS is now scared to death of Donald Trump!!
Why did Anna Kreisling bring this piece of Cat Crap back from Greenland??? Why??? Withing 3 months I would have been President of the United States!! This Nazi Bitch ruined everything!! I now know why you have ATTACKED AREA 51 three times trying to capture her!!
I would have been the first DRAG QUEEN as President of the United States! Everyone would have loved me,,,all the Democrats as I strutted around in my Pink Ballerina TU TU OUTFIT,,,,ALL THE REPUBLICAN GAY LOG CABIN Senators. Everyone would have adored me!!
Bernie, count me in,,,Lets get this Nazi bitch, and bring her in chains to President Xi Jinping in CHINA. He will live a thousand years once he learns the secret to her GATE TECHNOLOGY, how she has the only Keys that control the GATES, HOW HITLER and EVA and Hannah Reitsch, and Martin Bormann will live for the next thousand years!! How Anna Kreisling and Elon Musk will rule the planet MARS and beyond!!
Bernie we have to stop this Nazi Bitch!! We have to stop Elon Musk!! WHY DID ANNA KREISLING SAVE DONALD TRUMP???? WHY????

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My Fellow Americans,
I'm sitting in a jail cell naked and cold, up here in Greenland. I am being fed raw fishheads and rice! Do I look like I am Japanese?? Only the Japs enjoy a diet like this! However, since being here I have lost 35 pounds and because I am not taking 22 Asprins a day, my hands and feet are looking normal, and I am getting a Boner every morning thinking about Stormy Daniels!! Wow!!
Come to think about it, if I stayed in jail here in Greenland another six months, I would look like the Donald Trump in Home Alone 2, the movie!!
Of course I am just joking, I want to get back to Washington D.C. before that Drag Queen J.D. Vance takes over! He is such a Fruit Cake, a real BOZO, HOW IN THE WORLD DID I LET Rudy Julie Annie talk me into making him Vice President????
Last night Anna Kreisling came to visit me in my Jail Cell and brought me a steak and a baked Potato and some really warm clothes! Before she lets me out of Prison she wants me to promise to do these 5 things???
1. Put George W. Bush on Trial for killing Saddam Hussein and making IRAN the No. 1 power in the Middle EAST.
2. Give UKRAINE long range weapons so they can win this war against Russia.
3. Quit talking about invading Greenland and raping all the Women and Polar Bears!
4. Quit talking about invading Canada and taking all the coastal lands and selling them to Russia!!
5 Quit talking about invading Ireland, and taking over that Island and selling it to Russia.
I told her that I promise to do all of these things if she will fly me back to Washington D.C.,,,,Within,,,33 minutes I was a Free Man, back in the Oval Office,,,but folks I do miss Greenland. They improved my health 100%!!!

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Dear Rachel Maddow MSNBC NEWS,
Yesterday I was shocked when I entered the White House and Donald Trump was eating a Ginger Equestrian Salad, with a chardonnay Wine. This could not be the real Donald Trump, who always eats a BIG MAC and fries and a Dr. Pepper! Then Vice President J.D. Vance told me how the real Donald Trump was sitting in a Jail Cell in Greenland!! Vance told me that this is great and the U.S. Government is doing 1,000% better without him! In fact they are going to pay Greenland $22 Billion Dollars if they will let Donald Trump run around naked in the snow where Polar Bears are known to be!!
Pam Bondi and Vance are so thrilled about Donald being gone, and when they announce that the Polar Bears ate him,,,,J.D. Vance will be President of the United States! Even Melania is happy that he is gone!!
When I left the White House, there was only one thing I had to do,,,contact Anna Kreisling at AREA 51. She was one of the top rescue pilots in the THIRD REICH. She rescued many German soldiers trapped at Stalingrad, she rescued Rommel in 1943 in North Africa. She rescued Bill Clinton after he had been captured by Iranians. She rescued Bill Clinton after Hillary was going to kill him after he had some fun with Monica!
If anyone can save Donald Trump, it is Anna Kreisling!! Just ask Adolf Hitler who was flown out of Berlin by her in 1945!

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Dear President Donald Trump,
So Sorry that you are in Jail in Greenland! I told you that those Neanderthal Viking Greenlanders were sneaky bastards! Did you listen to your buddy Vladimir?? No you never listen, that is your problem!
Anyway don't worry, your sex tapes are safe with me! Boy you are really a dumb ass to get filmed here in Moscow at a Sex Party!! Then in New York!! Who do you think you are?? Austin Powers?? Bill Clinton???
However we do have a problem, As you know OBAMA and OLE JOE BIDEN LET ME FLY NUCLEAR ARMED BOMBERS TO VENEZUELA, YOU KNOW, THE NUCLEAR ARMED KANGAROO Rockets carried by our Tupolev Bear and Tupolev Backfire and Blackjack bombers.
Well we stored 238 Nuclear Cruise Missiles in Venezuela, so if we wanted to arm Russian Bombers or innocent looking Cargo ships with Nuclear Armed Cruise Missiles,,they would be available!!
Well Donald, all these Nuclear Weapons are now in the hands of the Fedalein Drug Cartels, and they are really angry and Mad at you and all the Gringo's in the United States!
When you grabbed Maduro,,,did you capture our Nuclear Weapons???

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Hello Amigos! Si, my name is Pepper Gomez, and I hate all you GRINGO BASTARDS!! 3 WEEKS ago, Joe Biden and his son Hunter Biden invited me to come to Palm Springs and do a lot of drugs, Cocaine and Ecstacy and LSD and listen to the JEFFERSON AIRPLANE and really get my FREAK ON with Jill Biden!! Amigos, then they gave me $300,000 dollars to go to Venezuela and get some really good Cocaine for Hunter and Joe and Jill!!
So when I got to Venezuela, I met this lady and she winked at me and invited me to come and sleep with her at this fabulous Palace!!
How was I to know that she was the wife of Maduro,,THE DICTATOR of Venezuela !! Anyway after 5 hours of hot, sweaty sex, the American Gringo's bust into our bedroom and arrest her and me, and haul us off to NEW YORK, THE GRINGO CAPITOL OF THE WORLD!!
I kept yelling at these White Honky KKK Boys that I am not Maduro, but they do not listen to me! They say that all we Mexicans all look alike, and they can't tell the difference!
So all of you Democrats, Me Pepper Gomez from Delano California, I need your help! I'm in Jail in New York and they keep saying I am the Dictator of Venezuela,,,MADURO!! Even his wife tells the GRINGO'S THAT I am Maduro!!
Folks, the real Maduro is hiding in Venezuela, and he is laughing about how stupid Marco Rubio is!! Si, my name is Pepper Gomez, and I need your help!! Where is Chuck SCHUMER?? NANCY PELOSI??? WHERE IS CNN NEWS??? I want to go home back to Delano, California!!!

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The Prime Minister of GREENLAND, JENS FREDERIK NIELSEN,

Under my leadership I have sent Mute Bourup Egede with 22 of our best Bow and Arrow Archers to capture Donald Trump and to bring him here to GREENLAND to stand trial for threatening to take our beloved Greenland by force!
Our brave soldiers landed on the coast of Florida and then took 5 UBER cars , TAXI'S,,,to Mar Largo, where they caught Donald Trump in bed with Stormy Daniels! They hauled his naked butt out of bed and put him in a TAXI and headed for the coast, where we had a Viking Dragon ship waiting to pick up our brave warriors!
So now Donald Trump is here in Greenland, and boy is he mad and yelling where he can get a decent McDonald's Happy Meal !!
Back at Mar Largo, J.D. Vance has found a Donald Trump double who is sitting around doing nothing. J.D. Vance is running the country!
So America if you want Donald Trump back, you have to promise you will not invade GREENLAND and rape our Polar Bears and chase our children with your helicopters !!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR RED CHINA,,,YOU FILTHY COMMIE BASTARDS!!

Dear President Xi Jinping of China,
Man I have to Lie all the time to the Press! Last week I told them that I love you and that we have a great intimate relationship!! The assholes at CNN AND MSNBC believed me!!
Actually Xi, you smell like a Pig, and all you Chinks do is eat Cats and dogs and eat rice for lunch!
We should never have fought Japan during World War II. We should have let the Japs govern China! They did a great job!
Shang-Hai was a much better city under Japanese control. Xi, you and that Commie Joe Biden can go fly a kite! I am not joining you in any attack on AREA 51 !! Even though Anna Kreisling has kicked me in the balls several times, she is still America's Best Hope! Besides she is a Knockout Blonde with an incredible Ass!! Man I wish I could convince her to have a 3-way with Melania and me!!
So Happy New Year you filthy stinking Commie Rat!! Go eat your Cats and dogs, You Chinks deserve to die!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR, AMERICA!!

Dear Donald,
Unless you help me and my 187,000 Red Chinese troops I am sending Joe Biden to attack AREA 51, I am going to attack Japan and Taiwan and take over the Phillipines! I want Anna Kreisling brought to Beijing and tortured, I want the secret to this GATE TECHNOLOGY!! I have cancer and I am going to die unless I can step into this GATE and have my DNA CRISPR Revitalized !!
You also have a diseased Brain, and many Medical problems, you can emerge and be able to live forever! AND THAT'S A FACT JACK!!!
Let me know soon, so Joe can plan his 4th attack on AREA 51!!

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Dear Gov. Gavin Newsom,
What is wrong with you? I bail out California because I love this state and you reward me by taking away my privacy? Gavin you say you want to run for President because you want to help the poor people in California! Then you must do the following three things.
1. Over 36 major Companies are leaving California and over 5 million jobs will be lost. Example; Anhauser Busch is leaving because last year they had to pay over $ONE BILLION dollars in fines to the State of California, 77,000 jobs will be lost.
2. Why do the Democrats back the Criminal and Fraudulent SMOG PROGRAM?? Three months ago you approved a raise in the SMOG LIMIT, WHICH MEANS NO GASOLINE CAR or Truck can now pass SMOG. Poor people can not afford $77,000 dollar Electric Vehicles!
3. California requires that you have to have INSURANCE FOR EVERYTHING!! Back in 1957 No Insurance was required, and Poor people could afford a $300 Dollar Car to drive to work. Now in California it takes thousands of dollars to get insurance for your car and house! Also the Insurance Companies in California do not pay 80% of the claims that they should pay. Example; the fires in California which burned down thousands of homes,,,the Insurance Companies have not paid any of the claims. YET, TO BUY A HOME IN CALIFORNIA YOU HAVE TO PAY THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO GET FIRE INSURANCE!!
Gov. Gavin Newsom, Adolf Hitler loves Morro Bay, so does Eva! We love this State, but you Democrats and your HATE AMERICA, HATE THE POOR PROGRAMS are really asinine. You talk about lowering the cost of food, when California is the most expensive State to live in, to eat in, you only care about the rich people living in San Francisco!!

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My Fellow Democrats,
When you leave Fresno and travel down Highway 99 for an hour, you will come to Visalia. Head east and get on Highway 65, next to the mountains is the city of Porterville.
Folks, did you know that over 4,000 people who have retired from the CIA LIVE IN PORTERVILLE. Did you know that over 3,000 Nazi's from Operation Paperclip live in Porterville!! That if you get in a small plane AREA 51 is only 2 hours away flying due EAST.
If you want to see Anna Kreisling's house, just before you get to Springville it is on the right as you near the city. Incredible Fire pit in her back yard and she has many Nazi rally's there! Her Nazi Castle is 5 miles above Springville in the high cliffs overlooking Coffee Camp.
So why am I telling you all this information, because if I am to run for President I have to have the backing of Anna Kreisling.
So far she has given the State of California $88 Billion Dollars to keep us afloat. Why?? The Democrats in Sacramento keep wasting money and spending it on insane projects. Example; last year they spent $867 Million Dollars to study the mating habits of wild Donkeys that live in the Mojave Desert!!
Lastly, the Nazi's love Long lengthy runways, Why?? I don't know! Just look at the SANGER SPACE ORBITAL BOMBER based in Norway during World War II. They built a 3 mile runway for this Space craft!! At Porterville Airport they have a 6,000 foot runway with NO TOWER. Anna can fly into Porterville Airport in her Junkers JU-390 and NO ONE CARES, NO ONE KNOWS. This is the same JU-390 that SS Gen. Hans Kammler flew the Top Secret DIE GLOCKE device to Wright Paterson AFB in 1945.
So folks the next time you visit California, go fishing at Lake Success and you will probably see the NAZI Flying Saucers coming in to land at her Castle!!

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Merry Christmas,
All of us must remember that what is important are the children that live in our world. Children are God's gift to remind us of the good in all of us. When you see a child crying, or is facing hardship, it is our duty as adults to help that child.
Our world is in such a mess because we have leaders like Donald Trump, who only care about power and wealth. He brags about invading Greenland, Canada, taking over all the oil in Venezuela, and does not even comprehend the fathers, the mothers and the children that will die in these wars.
This Christmas I have a job, and that is to help Santa fly his sled and deliver gifts and happiness and joy to all the children of the world.
What keeps us filled with joy and laughter as we fly that sled around the world?? Kilbeggan Whiskey! Irish Whiskey is good for the heart and soul. The Irish share a special bond with us Germans.
During World War II, our beloved Fuerher Adolf Hitler always kept a U-Boat off the coast of Ireland so that we would not run out of Kilbeggan Whiskey!
May all the Christians in London and England,,Paris and France, all over the world have a glorious Christmas! I wish all the best to our American soldiers, sailors, our Air Force, everyone in uniform! Have a great Christmas and know in your hearts that I love you. Remember how GREAT BOB HOPE was, and how in 1969 his Christmas USO Show at Danang Air Base in Vietnam. Racquel Welch was there, Neil Armstrong the first man on the Moon was there! Also in the audience, I was there!! Bob Hope,,thank you for all the Christmas memories around the world.
Anna Kreisling
KG-200

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Merry Christmas America!!!
I have some really sad NEWS for all the Boys and Girls out there! Santa Claus was in Chicago raising money for the poor, and distributing FOOD and warm clothing to the homeless, when ICE AGENTS arrested him and took him away in handcuffs. They took him to the ICE GULAG Prison where they beat up and torture Black people!
However, last night Anna Kreisling arrived with her personal body guard of nine Samurai Warriors and freed Santa. This is amazing because all the ICE GUNS did not work because the Firing pins were all melted. All they had were their black night sticks, which was a big mistake, because when they tried to hit a Samurai, they took out their Katana Swords and chopped the clubs in two!! Then the ICE AGENTS ran like the cowards they are!
Anna led Santa out front where she had his Reindeer ready to go. Santa mounted his huge sled and Anna and the Samurai waved to all the 347 ICE PRISONERS that they freed, and then took off in the sled!
So Boys and Girls, you will get presents this year, so don't worry. Remember to send some Vaseline Jelly to Donald Trump, because SANTA is going to stick a big, big, big lump of coal up his Keister!!! HO-HO-HO!!!

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Dear Sean Hannity FOX NEWS,

You are one of the dumbest people I have ever met! You are so dumb that you can't even drive a car! You can't even do your own taxes! You can't play poker! All you do on the air is Lie Lie Lie.
My Fellow MAGA FOLKS, The latest news is that I am going to have my ICE ARMY help defend AREA 51 and we are going to make sure that Commie Joe Biden and the ISIS STUDENTS FROM U.C. Berekley, and the 325,000 Red Commie troops from China, and the 3,000 Mexican Drug Cartel people from Delano, California. are not successful in their attack on AREA 51!! MAKE NO MISTAKE, WE MUST NOT ALLOW THEM TO CAPTURE THE WHITE WOLF, ANNA KREISLING!! They must not capture the GATE TECHNOLOGY.
Folks, am I afraid?? Yes!! I have never been in a real battle before, I know that the Commies are going to die by the thousands and really stink up the place!! Most are going to be ate up by those Monstrous Gigantic Tarantula Spiders that the Nazi's have developed from the CRISPUS TECHNOLOGY. Anna has told me that A.I. is useful, but in the future the Genetic blending using the CRISPUS Technology will have far more impact on our future!
Example; Already in Red China they have used Wild Boar Pig DNA and fused it with Human DNA to produce a 687 pound soldier on a Battlefield that will tear apart a U.S. MARINE!!
To combat this Red Chinese TECHNOLOGY, Anna Kreisling and the Nazi Scientists have taken control of the A.I. Robots in China.
My Fellow Americans, we live in a golden era, everyday I listen to DEVO AND SING ALONG TO THEIR SONG,,,,IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WORLD,,,,IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WORLD,,,,ALSO THE SONG,,,,WHIP IT GOOD!!

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Dear President Donald J. Trump,
It was cold last night here in New York, I was in bed with my Bro, my soul mate and we were both Vaping and watching Bugs Bunny Cartoons!
Suddenly I heard someone in the kitchen, and I thought it was that famous Raccoon that broke into the licquor Store and drank so much whiskey and Bourbon and Eggnog that he passed out on the floor!
So I grabbed my panties and away I ran, determined to find that Raccoon!! But I ran into Santa Claus who was going through my Booze, trying to find a decent Irish Whiskey to drink. Finally Santa found a bottle of Kilbeggan Irish Whiskey and he drank the whole bottle in 15 seconds!
He then scratched his butt, and cut a fart, which made me stagger back into the bedroom where my LOVE BRO was there staring at me in disbelief!!
'' Sean, you RETARD,,,GET BACK TO BED!!" he yelled!

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