Junkers Ju 390

Dearest AOC, and OMAR THE JIHADI,

Bernie and I pulled into Las Vegas last night, he on his Vespa Scooter and me on my Harley Davidson Chopper. I wore my Biker Outfit, some Indian Boots, a silver G-String and a Coon Skin hat!! Bernie came dressed as the FLYING NUN, HE LOVED THAT SHOW!!
Anyway an hour ago on the radio they said that the Republicans were shutting down our U.S. Government.
Donald has vowed to cut out unnecessary programs such as Social Security, Medicare, money for our Veterans and their hospitals. Money for our troops, but he promised the Senate Republicans that he would double their salary and increase TAX CUTS for ELON MUSK.
Speaking of Donald, he just called me and tomorrow he wants me to drive a bus up North for two hours and enter AREA 51. Then I am to help arrest Anna Kreisling and an ALIEN named FRED!!
I YELLED AT HIM on the TELEPHONE,," DO YOU THINK I AM CRAZY!! NO ONE GETS OUT OF THERE ALIVE!!"
Then he bragged that he had been inside AREA 51, and helped Anna wash a Junkers JU-390 aircraft, and she had kicked him in the Cajones eight times just because he grabbed her Tits and Ass!!"
So tomorrow Bernie and I are going to ride to Bakersfield and rent a room and go out to the Buck Owens Crystal Palace and eat a 24 ounce steak with a baked Potato and some Black eyed Peas with Bacon!
Let's see Donald Trump drive that bus into AREA 51, Bernie and I have seen so much death and those Gigantic Hairy Spiders eating those poor Harvard Students!! We still have nightmares !!
A Great KUNG-FU Priest once told me," You can go up some stairs, and you can go down some stairs, but you can not find a bathroom when you are ready to explode, and piss all over the place!!"

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Dear President Joe Biden,
Please do not come driving into AREA 51 with a Bus full of important officials and expect to arrest FRED.
Joe have you ever done any deep thinking as to why Donald Trump has been elected President twice, despite the fact that the Democrats have waged unrelenting warfare against him??? What do the Democrats offer the American People??? More Gay sex, Seven different kinds of bathrooms for all the perverts, No more hunting or Guns, No more fishing, No Free Speech, Higher Taxes,, Save the Planet by everyone riding bicycles?????
Joe the FACT is it was the Democrats who elected Donald Trump. No one in their right mind would want what the Democrats are shoveling.
The Roman Empire fell because they had 7 Emperors in a row who were raving lunatics.
America has not had a great President since Bill Clinton. He balanced the Budget, our economy was doing fantastic, and everyone admired him, yet the Republicans spent $876 Million Tax Dollars trying to IMPEACH him.
This is why Adolf Hitler, Himmler and myself are trying to save America. After World War II, it was the USA which saved the world from a Communist Takeover, and we in the NAZI Party helped stop them.
I urge all Americans to look back in history at the year 1957. This was when America was at its height of power and glorious history. We were a FREE Nation then, full of optimism for the future. When our children every afternoon would watch SUPERMAN on television and they were proud to be living in America.
Now many 5th grade boys go home to watch Pornography, watch endless video game violence, and they are taught that America is a Racist Evil state.
This is not the America that I want. Why has President Trump not shut down Pornography on the internet???
We must restore America to its glorious past, where Truth and Justice for all prevail, Where America is once again a nation under God.

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My Fellow Democrats,
I'm back and I'm gonna run for President in 2028! How?? ELON MUSK has given me $228 Billion Dollars to run! Good Ole Joe is going to get Revenge against Donald Trump and than bitch Kamala!! My son Hunter Biden is going to be my Vice President and we are gonna make so much money!! A REAL FAMILY BUSINESS!! What could be more American!!
Donald is thrilled that I am back, he has given me the job of driving the Bus into AREA 51 and arrest FRED and Anna Kreisling!! Coming along with me will be Elon Musk, Vice President J.D. Vance, Nut job Kennedy, A.G. PAM BONDI AND FBI DIRECTOR Johnny Cash !! Also 55 ICE AGENTS!!
Folks I hate to say this,,,,but is this bus driving job a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL??? Why does Donald want all these people to go into AREA 51??? NO ONE GETS OUT OF THERE ALIVE!! I should know, I attacked AREA 51 THREE TIMES!! We lost over 100,000 Mexican DRUG CARTEL MEMBERS, 88,000 RED CHINESE ARMY TROOPS,,,BOY THOSE CHINKS CAN REALLY SCREAM WHEN they are getting ate up by those GIANT SPIDERS!! More than 8,000 HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE STUDENTS were ate alive!!
So why is Donald Trump sending us into AREA 51??? I'm gonna talk to my boss Xi Jinping in China before I drive my ass into AREA 51!!!
Folks this smells like a plot from Donald to kill all these Nose Picking Buger eating MAGA people who are constantly embarassing him!!
Also J.D. Vance won't step aside and let Donald run for President in 2028, this way he is going to become SPIDER SHIITTE!!!!

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Dear Anna Kreisling KG-200,
I live just outside London in what you would call an old Folks home. I am 96 years old but I remember seeing you on that platform with Adolf Hitler like it was yesterday. I was seven years old and my father who worked at the British Embassy took me to the 1936 Olympic Games.
You were probably 16, and beautiful, you were the personification of what the world was calling the Master Race. Ice blonde hair, crystal ice blue eyes and a confidence that I found amazing for your age.
The 1936 Olympic games in Berlin was incredible to see when I was seven years old.
Historians today who think they know all about the History of World War II, are naive in their perspective. By 1943, a very serious deadly race was going on. President Roosevelt knew in great details about the Nazi Atomic Bomb Program. He knew by 1943 a dirty lethal Atomic Bomb had been exploded inside Russia. This was conducted by the Germans to try to slow down the Red Army. It killed more than 20,000 Russians, but STALIN who did not know what happened just shrugged his shoulders and ordered the Red Army to keep advancing.
It was then that Hitler, who felt a sense of rage, ordered that New York would be used for the next Atomic Bomb Attack.
By 1942 the first Junkers JU-390 was photographed flying supplies to North Africa. At first it caused just a ripple of interest in this aircraft.
By 1943, three of these aircraft had been built, with one being the Long Range Recon Aircraft used by Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling.
Make no mistake, the Luftwaffe always flew Recon Missions before any bomblng. This was true over England in the Summer of 1940, and it was true in 1943. Another important thing to understand, is that Martin Bormann and Heinrich Himmler with Adolf Hitler's approval was conducting talks with the OSS and President Roosevelt and MI6, on how to end the war without using the Atomic Bomb. This was called OPERATION PAPERCLIP.
These talks were going slowly, to slow, and Germany needed to demonstrate that they could destroy New York and London if they had to. This led to the Junkers JU-390 leaving Norway on August 27th and flying towards Iceland, where a Junkers JU-290 Tanker aircraft was waiting to refuel the JU-390 flown by Hans Pancherz and Anna Kresiling.
The plan was simple, if the refueling was successful, the Junkers JU-390 would proceed to Canada. If not it would return to Norway.
It was successful, and on the morning of August 28th 1943 both Anna and Hans were thrilled when they entered American airspace over Michigan.
Then fear came to them when they saw four squadrons of AT-6 Training aircraft come out of nowhere and surround them. Anna kept her nerve and took off her blouse and headset and began pressing her breasts up against the cockpit glass and blow kisses to the flying cadet students. They flooded the radio's with a call about a Hot Blonde in a B-24 Liberator, she had to be seen to be believed!!
For eight minutes they flew along together in a dangerous formation of AT-6 Trainers trying to get closer for another look at the Hot Blonde!!
When they went their separate ways, the flying cadets still had no idea that they had met up with a Luftwaffe Recon aircraft. They were flying over Michigan and they assumed it had to be a B-24 Liberator!
The rest is well documented, at Noon the JU-390 was over New York city, they used the Empire State Building as ground zero for their pictures. After three slow and lazy turns over New York, they headed out for the vastness of the Atlantic Ocean. Nine hours later Anna would bring the Junkers in for a landing at a Luftwaffe base just outside Paris.
After this Recon Flight, Operation Paperclip would move quickly. Martin Bormann would be flown to Capetown South Africa to meet with the OSS and top Allied Leaders. Agreements would be reached, papers signed. With the promise that the Atomic Bomb would not be used against Germany. That no B-29's would be based in England, and New York would not be destroyed by a Nazi Nuclear Weapon.
Operation Paperclip would be the most successful operation of World War II, and led to a successful COLD WAR against Stalin and Russia.

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Leader of the Senate; Nancy Pelosi,

Dear Jonathan Wisenberg,
For once, Donald Trump is telling the truth.

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Dear Nancy Pelosi, San Francisco,
As a fellow Democrat I am amazed at how many Nazi's live on the coast here. I mean they are all over the place, driving their TESLA'S and drinking drinking St. Pauli Girl Beer and having a bratwurst for breakfast. So many Surfers here are Nazi's, there are over 5,000 Surfers who belong to the LUFTWAFFE PISMO SURFERS CLUB. Many of them are girls!! They walk around Topless, tan and if any ICE Police try to rape them and take them into custody they get the Dookies beat out of them by the local Surfer Dudes!!
Nancy last night I went to a Nazi Rally in San Luis Obispo!! 4,500 Nazi's were there!! Heinrich Himmler spoke, then Martin Bormann, then Anna Kreisling!! Then a huge celebration began with German Bands from Munich, and THEN KISS,,,,and then AC DC !! Then Adolf Hitler took the stage and we listened to his mastery of the German Language!!
Nancy after listening to Adolf Hitler, Donald Trump sounds like a Hillbilly Retarded Dimwit who only knows about Grits and Taters!!
By the way Donald is saying that he ate your pussy for two hours and it tasted like a dead crab. Is he telling the truth??? OR IS IT ANOTHER ONE OF HIS MANY LIES?????
Saturday morning I went to the Donut to look at all the cars. Heinrich Himmler was there with Anna Kreisling. They arrived in a red 1931 Alfa Romeo Sports Car!! Wow!! If you ant to see some classic cars, the Donut is the place to go!!

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Dear President Donald J. TRUMP,

You are a great leader, and you will have to excuse FRED, he is admired by the other ALIENS here for being a wise ass and a troublemaker. He is correct in telling you to keep ICE AGENTS out of AREA 51.
Donald, the reason I am writing to you is to save the Republican Party and your Presidency. You are surrounding yourself with incompetent Buffoons and Nose Picking, Buger eating Neanderthals.
The midterms are 13 months away and unless you take my advice you are going to lose the Senate and Congress to the Democrats.
No.1 You must FIRE this turd Kennedy, you must fire Kash Patel, a real embarassment for you, You must keep J.D. Vance and have a serious talk with him, because he is trying to stab you in the back.
2. You must put SANCTIONS on Russia, you are coming across as a PUSSY AND A WIMP, A RUSSIAN AGENT, A TRAITOR TO AMERICA.
Remember Donald you are winning on the issues of Crime and our Border, but remember you must keep ICE RAIDS to a minimum. Why?? This makes you look like you are targeting Hispanics, Blacks, and Asians. They will vote the Republicans out of office.
Also remember you can not CANCEL the Next elections!! Why?? A full blown blood bath will happen, millions of Americans will die because of your Treason to the American Constitution. Also you will not survive this.
However there is a way that you can become the Greatest President in the history of the United States. You must do what Bill Clinton did!! When Bill Clinton was losing in the polls, he did something really amazing! He adopted the Conservative Views of the Republican Party! He balanced the Budget, increased our Military Spending, he cut taxes!!
Donald you must out do the Democrats! You must stop talking about getting rid of Social Security and Medicare. Instead you must talk about doubling the funding for these essential Government Programs.
You must put in place a program that if a person has lived in the United States for 3 years and has NO VIOLENT CRIMINAL RECORD, THEY CAN BECOME AN American citizen!
They also must be able to read and speak English at a 2nd Grade Level. They also must take a history class on American History! This will put you DONALD TRUMP far ahead of the Democrats in popularity!!
Donald if you don't change, the Republican Party will be destroyed. I do not want Morons and Communists like Joe Biden back in office.
I hope you will listen to my words and forgive FRED, he being an ALIEN HAS A MUCH DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE THAN YOU DO.

Sincerely, ANNA KREISLING
KG-200, FLIGHT COMMANDER AREA 51

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Greetings Donald Trump,
Are you talking to me?? Are you sure you're talking to me?? Because if you are talking to me,,,you gonna have a serious problem. Bring it on you GRINGO PUTA BITCH. COME AND GET SOME!!
Anna has made me a pancho and taken a pair of 1851 NAVY COLTS and converted them into RAY GUNS. The blast is so powerful and hot that I can blow up a TANK at 150 yards. I also bought a sombrero and a pair of Ray Ban Sunglasses, so I look really cool. Am I cool?? You betcha your ass I'm cool baby I'm ice cold, a real cold blooded killer! So C'mon Donald, send ICE in here to arrest all the ALIENS!! Donald there are some ALIENS HERE THAT WILL GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES, WE ALSO HAVE SHAPESHIFTERS, WE HAVE DRAGONS, WE HAVE SPIDERS THAT ARE 55 YARDS WIDE. Please do not send ICE HERE,,,NO ONE GETS OUT OF HERE ALIVE. ALL THAT WILL BE LEFT IS SPIDER SHIITTE OUT THERE IN THE DESERT!!!

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My Fellow Americans,
Yes everyone in America must support my ICE RAIDS, SCHOOLS, HOSPITALS, Mexican Weddings, Catholic Churches, WAL-MART, TARGET, even raids into Mexico, looking for Mexicans!! Raids into Canada, looking for French speaking Mexicans!!
But folks No. 1 on the list is FRED. He is an illegal ALIEN who is the best friend of Anna Kreisling, the Flight Commander there! FRED is really a true ALIEN, about 4 feet tall, blueish and greenish, big eyes, we can't have illegal ALIENS RUNNING AROUND AREA 51!!
Plus FRED is an Asshole, a smart mouth Alien who got me in trouble. He told me that I had to wear these RED Polka dotted shorts if I wanted to wash the Junkers JU-390 NEXT TO ANNA KREISLING who was just wearing some skimpy Pink shorts and an AFRIKA CORP HAT!! MAMA MIA did her tits and ass look so good!! Man I had to have her!! FRED JUST LAUGHED and gave Anna the thumbs up when she was kicking me in the BALLS!!
So Fred, I'm gonna send ICE into AREA 51 AND ARREST YOU FOR BEING AN ILLEGAL ALIEN!! We are going to send you back to Mars where Anna FOUND YOU!! What do you think of dem Apples, you stinking ALIEN!!

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My Fellow Americans,

Tomorrow is the remembrance of 9 /11. More Americans died in that attack than we suffered at PEARL HARBOR.
There are some striking similarities between 9 /11 and the German Recon Flight of the JU-390 over New York on August 28th, 1943.
Before any attack, the Luftwaffe always flew a RECON Flight. When Anna Kreisling and Hans Pancherz left Michigan and then flew towards New York, this was a planned Recon Flight as part of the Nazi Nuclear Weapons Program.
As they approached New York, both Anna and Hans expected that they would be shot down. Why?? They had been sighted over Michigan by four squadrons of AT-6 Training planes! While most of the flying cadets were horny and going Nuts over the Blonde in the plane. It never occured to them that this was not some six engined B-24 Liberator that was being built at the FORD Factory nearby!
President Roosevelt gave the order that the P-47 Thunderbolt fighters that guarded New York to stand down and not to fire on any aircraft over New York. This would prevent the public from ever finding out about the NAZI NUCLEAR Program and our own MANHATTAN PROJECT.
When President G. W. BUSH learned that Terrorists had taken control of FOUR JET AIRLINERS, he ordered the Air Force away from New York and sent them out over the Atlantic Ocean! Why??
Our Congress never had any investigations as to why President Bush helped the Terrorists fly into the World Trade Center. We have never learned why he was so GUNG-HO in invading IRAQ, IRAN'S GREATEST ENEMY.
Tomorrow as we remember 9 /11, remember our Congress has never had any desire to learn the truth about 9 /11 or the U.S. Invasion of IRAQ.
Our Congress has never had any investigations about AREA 51, and Anna Kreisling, UFO'S and the fact that Adolf Hitler and Eva are still alive, that people such as Hannah Reitsch and Heinrich Himmler are still alive and full of energy and vitality!!
It is a disgrace that the Democrats just want to sit around and smoke Dope and listen to the Jefferson Airplane or the GRATEFUL DEAD, and bitch about Donald Trump!
Tomorrow let us remember all the Harvard students who joined the HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE and died trying attack AREA 51,,,THREE TIMES!! ALL THOSE BIG HAIRY MASSIVE SPIDERS EATING THEM ALIVE!! I can't eat my oatmeal thinking about it!!

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Dear President Donald J. TRUMP,

Mr. President if I may be so bold, you must stay away from this R.F.K. Kennedy Nut Job. He has joined forces with A.G. Pam Bondi, Sec. of WAR Pete Hegseth and Vice President J.D. VANCE!
All of them are working overtime to destroy you! Why do you think that all of them just 3 months ago were talking about releasing the EPSTEIN FILES!!
But you have a much bigger problem, Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping of China both want to live forever! They will do anything to get the GATE TECHNOLOGY at AREA 51. At this very moment only one person controls this technology and that is Anna Kreisling.
For the Morons out there and the Nose Picking Harvard Students. The GATE Technology was developed from DIE GLOCKE which was brought to the United States in 1945 by SS Gen. Hans Kammler in a Junkers JU-390 to Wright Patterson AFB,,,as part of OPERATION PAPERCLIP.
If you want verification, just read,,,,INSIDE THE THIRD REICH ,,,written by Albert Speer. In the documents you can see that Hitler and Eva wanted to fly to Argentina in a Junkers JU-390 but Hitler was denied this Long Range Aircraft by SS Gen. Hans Kammler!! He needed it to deliver DIE GLOCKE ,,to the Americans!! So Hitler and Eva and Martin Bormann had to go to South America in a Submarine! Which worked out very well for them. As Martin Bormann said," It gave all of us time to think and plan, and relax and gather our thoughts. It was what Hitler needed, time to contemplate the future!"
Mr. President, at this very moment, Anna Kreisling is the only one who has the Keys to activating THE GATES. This explains why Adolf Hitler and Eva still look so young. This explains why Hans Ulrich Rudel, Germany's Greatest STUKA Pilot in World War 2 has been seen with Anna Kreisling in Pismo California having Clam Chowder!! This is why Hannah Reitsch and Anna Kreisling have been seen in Morro Bay having dinner with Adolf Hitler and Eva!!
This is driving Vladimir and Xi Jinping crazy!! They want to live forever and they know they won't, even with organ transplants!! Every time you have an operation, you suffer Brain loss!!
Remember Mr. President, TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS!! Don't listen to these Jerks and Traitors around you. Trust your own Judgement!!

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Dear President Donald J. TRUMP, USA,

Comrade, I wish you could have been here in Beijing China for our really Big Beautiful Parade. China now has an Air Force bigger than yours! His Army is 50 times bigger!! China has more submarines than the USA!! China is building 876 Troop ships which can carry 235,000 troops anywhere in the Pacific Ocean! Donald let's face facts, the USA IS NO LONGER THE No. 1 Military Power in the world.
However at this Big Beautiful Military Parade, more than 300 Stealth Spacecraft flew over making a huge SWASTIKA in the sky! President Xi Jinping pissed in his pants when he saw them! The bandage on the side of his head came off and you could see where recently he had Brain Surgery!!
Donald he is hopping Mad!! Did you authorize this NAZI Flyover???
The only person in the world who could do such a thing would be Anna Kreisling, the Flight Director at AREA 51.
Why would she do this on her own authority???
President Xi Jinping also suspects that it was she who had our A.I. Robots reprogrammed to kill Communist Chinese Officials. By the way who are wreaking chaos across China right now!!
President TRUMP, did you authorize this!!
President Xi Jinping told me he is going to Pop a CAP in your Assskkk, if you don't answer these questions!!
This NAZI SWASTIKA FLY OVER scared the crap out of North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un!! He wanted to know how so many USA STEALTH SPACECRAFT could fly over Beijing like that!!
He is terrified of Nazi Technology and he remembers when Anna Kreisling invaded his Palace with 300 OF THESE CRISPUS ENHANCED HALF PIG, HALF HUMAN SOLDIERS!! He remembers running across a field with his butt on fire trying to get away from these monsters!! As he looked back he could see them tearing the heads off his soldiers and eating them!!
So Donald are you going to continue to keep this Nazi Technology a secret??? We in Russia know the truth!! How more than 55,000 NAZI's came to the USA in OPERATION PAPERCLIP. This is how Anna Kreisling and Werner Von Braun arrived in the United States!!

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Dear Gov. JB Pritzker of Illinois,

You really have a Potty Mouth, what is wrong with you?? I am simply trying to help Chicago, and you start talking about your Weiner?? For your information mine is a lot bigger than yours!! Just ask Melania!!
Many Members in Congress have asked about my visit to AREA 51, so folks here is what really happened.
When I arrived there in front of me was a huge massive Black Hangar. When I walked up to it these incredibly high enormous doors opened and I could see over 22 different kinds of spacecraft inside, but what really caught my eye was the huge Six Engined Junkers JU-390, and standing in front of the JU-390 was Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Himmler and Anna Kreisling.
I was told in advance that No Secret Service Agents would be allowed in AREA 51, because three of them might be Russian Double Agents.
So I walked alone up the red carpet and shook hands with Hitler, then Himmler, and finally Anna. She had the most beautiful breasts I had ever seen, plus she was tan, ice blonde hair that came down to her shoulders, and her eyes!! Crystal Ice Blue eyes, that penetrated my soul, and that KISS SONG ,,,,Kept penetrating my mind!!
After talking with Hitler and Himmler for more than an hour, I noticed in the distance a small ALIEN about 4 feet tall, blueish green, helping Anna Kreisling wash her Junkers JU-390 airplane.
So I asked permission from Adolf Hitler if I could help Anna wash her plane. He shrugged his shoulders, and Himmler told me to be very polite and nice around her.
I smiled and walked over to see her, and then she introduced me to FRED, a small ALIEN, who many years ago crash landed on Mars and his life was saved by Anna and the Nazi Doctors on Mars.
FRED could speak English, and he told me that Hitler needed his car washed, so he handed me some red polka dotted shorts and told me to change clothes!
I told him I was the President of the United States and I was not going to change clothes! He said," You will if you if you want to help us wash the car and the JU-390!!"
So I changed clothes and began washing Hitler's six wheeled huge Mercedes sedan. The same one he used in 1939 to celebrate his 50th Birthday!! So I talked with FRED for more than an hour, all the time I was gazing at Anna Kreisling wearing only an Afrika Korp Cap, and some skimpy Pink shorts. She looked so good, so hot, her tan breasts so perfect!! I had to have this BABE!! So I walked right over to her and grabbed her ass and her Tits!! She threw me down on the ground and then kicked me in the cajones eight times!! After 30 minutes I stopped screaming and groaning and in the distance FRED and Anna were walking away!
Finally Adolf Hitler and Heinrich Himmler came over and looked down at me. Heinrich said," Red Polka Dot shorts?? No one wears Red Polka Dot shorts!! What is wrong with you???" Then they walked over to a massive table laden with Food and Beer and ice cold Kilbeggan Whiskey!!
So I stumbled over for lunch!! I tell you Ice cold Kilbeggan Whiskey goes down so good, after awhile I was proud that I had come,,,WHAT AN ADVENTURE!!! JOE BIDEN THE CHICKEN SHIITE NEVER CAME TO AREA 51!!"

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Dear President Donald Trump,
You should be worried about the 350,000 Red Chinese troops in Mexico that soon will cross the border and take Las Vegas and then march North up to AREA 51.
You should be worried about the 35,000 Chinese troops holding our Panama Canal. Instead you want to invade Chicago and have the National Guard show off how Big their Penises are to all da Black Folks??
Then you want to invade British Columbia in Canada and seize all the Coastal Property. This will make you very rich, but you won't be able to do it because I am raising an Army and I am coming to Washington D.C. TO HAVE RACHEL MADDOW CUT OFF YOUR CAJONES!!!
Pepper Gomez out in Delano California has raised an ARMY of 3,500 Mexican Cartel Gang Members which will supply every Negro in Chicago with an AK-47.
Nancy Pelosi is joining me with Gov. Gavin Newsom of California, AOC, OMAR THE JIHADI, Bernie Sanders and the HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE, ALL DEDICATED TO STICKING 55 GOLF BALLS UP YOUR ASS!!
Finally all the Gay Cowboys in Texas who drive Pink Dodge Trucks and play golf, and dance at the Ballet in Austin are joining me!
Let's face facts,,, My Penis is 14 inches long, and you only have a ONE INCH DING A LING DING DONG!!. Please come to Chicago and I will show you mine!! And then you can show me yours!!

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Dearest Nicest, Most Powerful, President Trump,

After talking with our Fearless Leader, the Leader of the FREE WORLD, Vladimir Putin says that you must allow 600,987 Red Chinese Students to come into our Country. That each of these Chinks will pay you $55,000 dollars so you can build your TRUMP TOWER in MOSCOW!!
Also these kids belong to the Communist Party Members in China and they do not want their Kids killed by these advanced enhanced A.I. Robots that are killing Communist Party Members!!
So in order to save the Communist Party in China, and destroy the United States, and build TRUMP TOWER in Moscow, you must let these Red Commie Students into the USA!!
Donald, I am really proud that you agreed and went on television to announce that 800,000 Commie Chinese students will come to the USA!!
Remember that OUR LEADER VLADIMIR PUTIN is also proud of you!!
So Senator Lindsey Grahm, aren't you proud that you support our GREAT DIVINE, HEAVENLY SENT LEADER,,,DONALD TRUMP!!
Now folks out in Arkansas and Tennessee!! I have some TOP SECRET INFORMATION FOR YOU!!
The reason Donald Trump is NOT RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES is because he is trying to save Bill Clinton and the Democratic Party!!
He has read in detail what is in the EPSTEIN FILE, and most of the Democrats in Congress and the Senate took part in RAPING 8 YEAR OLD GIRLS!! Bill Clinton especially set up a TAG TEAM with him and CHUCKY BABY betting BIG MONEY WHO COULD RAPE THE MOST GIRLS!
Many of these 8 year old Girls were later killed and ate by the Democrats in SATANIC ORGIES!!
If the EPSTEIN FILES WERE RELEASED IT WOULD DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.
Donald Trump wants our Democracy to survive!! He must save the Democratic Party. Even though they are a bunch of SICK PERVERTS AND EAT CHILDREN, AND DANCE NAKED IN SATANIC ORGIES!!!
This is why the EPSTEIN FILES WILL NOT BE RELEASED!! GOD BLESS AMERICA,,,,and GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP!!

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Dear President Xi Jinping of Red China,
This has been a very busy day for me. First that Inbred Gov. of Illinois comes on and tells me I am not welcome in Chicago. Then the Mayor of Chicago says she is going to throw a big Cream Pie in my face if I come. Where is the LOVE these Hippies are supposed to have???
Austin Powers and myself believe in Love and SWINGING BABY!! Get me near some Vagina, and boy I really get with it! As Bill Clinton used to say," BLACK ASS and Peach pie is better than heaven!!"
So Xi, you want me to Convince Anna Kreisling and her Nazi SCIENTISTS, TO COME AND HELP YOU WITH YOUR UPPITY ROBOTS??
Xi, 110 miles north of Las Vegas is AREA 51. You ordered Joe Biden to attack Area 51 three times! Over 45,000 dead Red Chinese troops are there ate up by Giant Spiders and made into Spider Shitte, and now you want her to come and save your Chinese Butt!! You are out of your Chink mind!!
Xi you are dealing with some really serious Nazi, who loves killing Commies like you. What makes you think I can order her to help you????
She is a lot more powerful than I am, I'm just the President, but she is one of the Leaders of the 4TH Reich. The daughter of Adolf Hitler and raised by Heinrich Himmler. If I piss her off, she will kick me in my CAJONES!! AND THAT HURTS!!
So for now, just send in your ARMY, if you lose 900,000 troops, that is No Big Deal, they are just chinks!!
Another thing, if you want Anna Kreisling to help you, you should capture Joe Biden then cut his balls off on National Television. She will like that!!
Next get your 35,000 Red Chinese troops away from our Panama Canal. Get rid of the 350,000 Troops you have in Mexico.
Then maybe I might talk to Anna Kreisling.

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Dear President of the United States, Donald J. TRUMP,
I am writing to you because we have a SERIOUS PROBLEM. As you know we are No. 1 in the world with A.I. Technology. We are 15 years ahead of you in Robot Technology! But now we have a Major Crisis, and we need the help of Anna Kreisling and your Nazi Scientists. I beg you please listen.
We had several factories making A.I. Robots, at one of these factories, the A.I. took over without our knowledge. To meet our demands production was increased, but these new Robots were not programmed by us, but by advanced A.I. Computers and Robots. This spread to other Computers and A.I. ROBOTIC FACTORIES. We first noticed we had a problem when 4,000 of these A.I. enhanced Robots left the factory and started hunting down and killing members of the Ruling Communist Party.
It is almost impossible to kill these machines, they work together like a WOLF PACK. Last night in Beijing, we had a Communist Party meeting and 14 of these ENHANCED A.I. Robots showed up and killed more than 300 Party Members in just 20 minutes, then they were gone.
Let me explain, many of these robots look human, just like Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee, or a beautiful Chinese Woman!! They can kill so quickly and rip you apart!! This is why we need your help, President Trump!!
You must send to China Anna Kreisling and her Nazi Scientists. The Nazi's are 300 years more advanced than we are. They can hunt down and destroy these A.I. Computers and robots.
Mr. President, if I may be so blunt. If you don't help us, they will be in charge of our country very soon. They will control our Nuclear Weapons, they can control our nation through ruthless murder and aggression. I beg you please save China from this A.I. Takeover!!
Sincerely,
President Xi Jinping Leader of CHINA

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Dear President Donald J. Trump,
I am a very Conservative Professor here at Yale, and I want you to listen and save your Presidency.
1. It was very dumb of you to abolish the Dept. of Education. When Hitler came to power the education of the youth in Germany was his TOP PRIORITY.
2. Your ICE RAIDS are destroying the Republican Party and your own future. Why?? No Hispanic or Black person is ever going to vote for a Republican again! Why?? This is blatant Racism.
3. Get rid of ICE and put the $867 Billion Dollars towards Balancing the Budget. Then have a simple 3 step plan for winning back the Hispanic vote!
1. If you have been in this country for 3 years, and have NO Criminal Record, you can become an American Citizen quite easily!
2. Go to any elementary school and if you can read at a THIRD GRADE LEVEL, this will also qualify you! The school will give you this certificate, if you pass. Cost to be tested, $30 dollars.
3. Last, you must watch the SUPERMAN Series, starring George Reeves! This will teach you American Values. Minimum watching 22 episodes!!
Then you will become an American Citizen! Remember that 87 members of Congress FAILED these three things. They are not American Citizens but Nose picking, Buger eating Morons, who smoke dope and screw Prostitutes!! The FBI says that the average Congressman spends $146,000 Tax Dollars a year on Hookers. That Washington D.C. HAS MORE Prostitutes than any other cith in the world!! The National Guard is there to protect Congress and their Prostitutes!!
Donald, failure to change your moronic policies will result in you being Impeached by the Republicans, and then sent to Prison by the Democrats. Remember that Vice President J.D. Vance is working very hard to remove you from power.
Good Luck Mr. President, always remember that you are a 1,000 % better than that Communist Party Member Joe Biden!!!

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Dear FBI Director Cash Mattell Patell,
It is amazing to me that you have not been arrested by ICE!! You look like a Terrorist from Afghanistan!!
Hey I heard that Donald woke you up at 3"0" Clock in the morning and told you to do 55 push ups!! You could only do five!! What a dumb ass you are!! Don't you know he can fire you for being out of shape!! Then he told you to give him a BJ, and then go raid the home of John BOLTON, that Conservative Republican from the REAGAN YEARS!! JFC!! Donald hates REAGAN!!! Why?? He was a 1,000 % better than him!!
Hey Kashew, what did you find at the John Bolton home?? I heard that you found 8 Playboy magazines and a VHS Copy of Hugh Hefner's 40th Birthday Party at the Mansion!! This VHS PLAYBOY VIDEO has been classified TOP SECRET!! Why?? Hey it shows Donald naked in the Grotto with 14 PLAYBOY PLAYMATES doing it Doggy Style!! Him and Hugh Hefner took turns with these young girls!! So Johnny Cash, you can arrest John Bolton for having TOP SECRET STUFF,,,,But you better not play the video for Congress or else DONALD WILL PUT YOU IN PRISON FOR SHOWING TOP SECRET INFORMATION!!!
So Kash, you have bigger things to worry about! A.G. Pam Bondi and myself are going to get rid of Donald Trump. How?? The EPSTEIN FILES!! Once the public finds out about all those 8 year old girls that Donald Trump played Monopoly with, his Goose is cooked!! Why do you think that A.G. Bondi and myself leaked all that stuff about coming out with the EPSTEIN FILES??? TO GET RID OF DONALD!!
Kash, within a year Donald Duck is going to die anyway! He eats 35 BIG MAC's a day, and all those French Fries!! And washing it down with 42 Dr. Pepper's a day!! Notice how his eyes are all swollen up?? Notice what a FAT ASS he has!! IT IS BIGGER THAN Kim Kardashian's Ass!!
So Kash, keep me posted!! And remember when I become President I'm gonna FIRE YOU AND SHIP YOU BACK TO PAKISTAN, YOU LITTLE BROWN MONKEY!!!

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