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Dear Mike Johnson, Head of Congress,
Last night Anna Kreisling came through a window here in Florida at my mansion at Mar-Lago. She did not come alone, there were also 5 of these Japanese Samurai with her. All of my 35 Secret Service Agents were on the floor asleep and snoring away!
She walked up to me and said," No one calls Heinrich Himmler a Faggot and gets away with it, No one. This is the man that raised me and protected me and taught me how to fly. Donald this lesson is for you!"
She then kicked me in the Cajones eight times, hard,,,and I'm screaming in agony! Then she was gone!
What good is the Secret Service when she can kick me in the balls anytime she gets pissed at me????
That idiot Goober Senator John Thune said I should move out of the country, that I would be safer! " Which Country," I asked. And he said,,,CANADA,,,that I was more popular in Canada than here in the USA!!
Let's face facts Mike, most of the Republican Senators are cowards and have NO BRAINS,,,All of them follow me because I have film and video of each of them raping young boys and girls, THANKS TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN!
Mike, understand this,,,the U.S. Government will never Re-open, this way the EPSTEIN FILES WILL NEVER BE SEEN, AND MIKE IN 4 MONTHS, I WILL DISBAND CONGRESS AND THE SENATE, AND ALL THE DEMOCRATS IN THOSE SEATS WILL BE ARRESTED.
This morning I have to send another 5,000 ICE AGENTS to Los Angeles because more than 4,500 have been killed and eaten alive by those GIGANTIC ANTS and SPIDERS and SCORPIONS that are in the Storm Drains beneath the city! Did you know Mike that there are over 767 miles of them underneath Los Angeles!!

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Dear President Donald J. Trump,

I have just been ordered by President Xi Jinping of China to help you capture Anna Kreisling and the keys to the GATE TECHNOLOGY!
You have promised Xi, that he will be able to live forever once he enters that GATE. This is why you called me and told me about your plan. First you are going to order NUCLEAR TESTING, then you are going to tell Anna Kreisling that unless she surrenders to you, you are going to drop a 30 Megaton Hydrogen Bomb on AREA 51.
Let me tell you that your plan sucks! This is not going to work! You threaten Anna Kreisling like this and she will feed you to her spiders!
Stick to your original plan and when you celebrate your New Ball Room, have her and Adolf Hitler and Himmler and Anna come and speak at this event. Trust me, this will work!! Don't listen of OBAMA when he says that I have been wrong about every decision I have ever made!
Do you know what this Jackass OBAMA did??? He went to Cairo as President and urged the people of Egypt to overthrow MUBAREK,,,a very nice leader and moderate who supported the USA!!
MUBAREK was overthrown and this Terrorist Group, the Muslim Brotherhood took over the country!! This is the beginning of the ARAB SPRING!! More than 4 Million Muslims died in these uprisings! All because of OBAMA,,,What an ASSHOLE!!!

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Dear Anna Kreisling KG-200,

I would like to thank you for stopping Donald Trump from invading British Columbia and other parts of Canada.
Once he found out that you would pull the Missile Defense Dome over North America and this would allow the Red Chinese to launch 800 Nuclear Tipped ICBM's at America,,,he stopped talking about invading CANADA and GREENLAND. More than 36,000 ICE AGENTS had assembled at our border, ready to invade and take our beloved Canadian lands.
The Royal Canadian Air Force sends you a hearty THUMBS UP, you have been such a supporter of our AIR FORCE.
Donald Trump does not appreciate the fact that it is the 2,847 Canadian Fighter Jets that defend North American Air Space, that guard the USA from Russian Nuclear Bombers.
Donald likes to brag, but he doesn't know shit about guarding the USA. Right now the USA only has 88 jets guarding American Air Space. This is why the burden falls on the Royal Canadian Air Force. It is true that we still operate some jets from 1957, but a CANADIAN F-86 Saber can still shoot down any Russian Bomber!!

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Dear Heine Kraut Heinrich Himmler,

So why should I listen to you? You are nothing but a NAZI FAGGOT, a Refugee from the Cold War, a guy that Winston Churchill killed in 1945 so you wouldn't spill the beans about OPERATION PAPERCLIP and your negotiations with the Americans!! Hey did Anna Kreisling bring you back to life?? Wow!! Hey tell the bitch that if she lets me step into the GATE Technology,,,I will tell my HOMO BOY with the glasses, Mickey Mouse Johnson to open the Government and let the American people have decent Health Care!!!
The Democrats are Dumber than Cow Shiitte!! I don't want the Government to open, why???? This way the EPSTEIN FILES will never be released and all my Billionaire Buddies won't have to worry about going to Prison!!
How long do you think they would allow me to live, if I released the EPSTEIN FILES???? Do you think I am stupid??
Hey Heinrich, for my next project, I want to build a Castle near Yosemite National Park, the way that Anna Kreisling did !! Why are the Nazi's building so many Castles in the mountains of California???
How is Gavin Newsom related to James Newsom??? And why is James Newsom such a good friend of Anna Kreisling????
All of this, is such a mystery to me,,,,,AND WHAT ABOUT FRED?????

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Dear President Donald J. Trump,
Your latest threats against Canada and your trying to Bully this great nation is very stupid.
What will be your Legacy?? You only have three more years to live before you die of Cancer. You honestly think that you will be remembered as a Great Leader??? Adolf Hitler will always be regarded as a GREAT LEADER because everything he did was to make the lives of the German People better.
Adolf Hitler united the German people and wanted them to treat each other with dignity and to be one folk, one nation, to unite and create a New Germany. Many Communists and Leftists became loyal Germans and stopped taking their orders from Moscow.
Every town and village set up soup kitchens where anyone who needed a good meal could go and eat. The health of the German children and people were a top priority. If any German in 1936 became sick and had to go to the hospital he did not have to worry about Bill. The Third Reich made sure that what was important was the Health of the German People.
If Adolf Hitler was in charge of America, the American people would be cared for, one in 5 children in America go hungry because of your incompetent and immature leadership.
Hitler cared for the Veterans,,you do not.
Hitler inspired his nation, you do not.
However Donald you do have some things in common with our Great Leader, you both love buildings and the planning of massive cities and buildings. Did you know that your Ballroom at the White House will have the same dimensions as Adolf Hitler's dining hall.
Hitler had great plans for Berlin, and if he had won the war, Berlin would have been the most beautiful city in the world.
Albert Speer and Hitler spent days and weeks planning the cities of GERMANIA, down to the last detail.
When Adolf Hitler saw Paris, Albert Speer and Anna Kreisling made sure that he saw the grandeur of Paris, the art, the buildings. It was a great joy to see Paris with our Feuhrer!
So Donald, you must give up on invading Canada and taking British Columbia. We know about your conversations with Vladimir Putin and how the Russians will attack Canada from the North. They want to control not only the North Pole, but all of Northern Canada.
Donald the moment you invade Canada, you will have to deal with the fury and the power of Nazi firepower and Superior weapons. Anna Kreisling will not allow you or the Russians to take one inch of Canada.
Over the years Anna has spent many months training and flying with the Royal Canadian Air Force. She loves Canada and will not allow you to rape and kill Canadian Women and Children.

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My Fellow Republicans,
As soon as TRUMP finishes his BALLROOM at the White House, and the American TAX Payers will pay $2.6 Billion dollars for this!! Actually it won't cost $2.6 Billion,,,but Donald Trump will put a Billion of this into his own pocket!! He is so smart!!
On our OPENING NIGHT,,,WE ARE GOING TO HONOR THE NAZI AIR BASE AT AREA 51. Speakers that night will be ADOLF HITLER,,,,HEINRICH HIMMLER and of course Anna Kreisling!!
Joe Biden will be there to beg Anna Kreisling to allow him to live forever by entering the Nazi Gate Technology. Once anyone steps into a GATE with Anna Kreisling your DNA is encoded and you will be able to live forever. Even if you are in a firey crash and you are burned to ashes, she can go back in time and use your DNA on a live body,,and switch it,,and you will come out GOOD AS NEW!!
This Nazi Technology was developed from DIE GLOCKE, which Gen. Hans Kammler delivered to Wright Patterson AFB in June 1945 in a Junkers JU-390, by the way this is the same JU-390 that Anna Kreisling keeps at AREA 51.
Most of you already know that AREA 51 is the most heavily defended AIR BASE in the world. The Germans alone had over 39 Mig-29 Fulcrums guarding AREA 51. Why??? Over the years Germany has benefited greatly from captured ALIEN Technology from AREA 51.
At this dinner, in Donald Trump's BALLROOM THE PRICE PER PERSON WILL BE $ ONE MILLION DOLLARS!! A REAL BARGAIN !!!

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My Fellow Republicans,

First the GOOD NEWS; Pete Hegseth led 27 ICE AGENTS into the Storm Drains of Los Angeles and later they found his body! Arms and legs torn off, but his head still had a bottle of whiskey which he was gurgling down!!
Now the BAD NEWS; Mike Johnson, that Turd who runs Congress is now talking with the NEW YORK TIMES,,He is spilling the beans about his NEW COOK BOOK,,,,,HOW TO COOK AND EAT A DEMOCRAT!! It turns out that this whiny Homo Nerd Turd with glasses is also a CANNIBAL!! He also is sleeping with Hannibal Lecter and together they plan more cook books for the Cannibals out there that need Cookbooks!!
Last night on my show President Trump outlined his new HEALTH CARE PLAN designed to replace OBAMA CARE!! The cost to you Americans will be $55,000 a year! When you go to the hospital and they have you for one month, TRUMP CARE will pay $50 dollars towards your bill!!! Only hospital stays of one month will receive the $50 dollars!!
So folks, that solves our HEALTH CARE CRISIS!! NO DENTAL, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!!
Then Donald went on to describe how GREAT it was to get kicked in the Balls by Anna Kreisling. He said," Eight times she kicked me in my CAJONES,,,Eight times!! It was the greatest day in my life!! I finally learned that you don't try to rape a woman when she is washing a Junkers JU-390 aircraft!! Afterwards we had a party in that BLACK HANGAR, GERMAN BANDS, and ice cold KILBEGGAN WHISKEY!! Did you know that KILBEGGAN WHISKEY is Adolf Hitler's favorite whiskey!! ICE COLD!! During World War 2 he always had a U-Boat off the coast of Ireland, to pick up KILBEGGAN WHISKEY FOR HIM!!!"

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TO; The People of Los Angeles,

I have some really BAD News, all the ICE Agents and 4,500 National Guard Troops have been killed and eaten by these Gigantic ANTS and other Monsters. We need more ICE AGENTS, WE NEED PETE HEGSETH to come here with all the U.S. ARMY troops he can find! We need more ICE AGENTS,,,DO YOU THINK I AM GOING DOWN INTO THOSE STORM DRAINS!! There are over 700 miles of them beneath Los Angeles!!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, and members of the NEWS PRESS
This is an Emergency so stand by and tune in to CNN NEWS,

With the coordination and approval of the President of the United States I have called in the National Guard and the ARMY, and the entire Armed Forces into the streets of Los Angeles! Martial Law is now in effect!
Now let me explain why I have taken such a drastic action. Recently in the desert near AREA 51, Gigantic Spiders and Ants and Scorpions have killed and eaten thousands of people. These creatures have also been sighted in New Mexico, but also in the storm drains beneath the city of Los Angeles.
Recently during a TRUMP RALLY, they ate and devoured hundreds of his supporters! No one reported this on CNN!! But when they showed up at a LAKERS GAME,,,everyone started screaming and panic flooded the city.
As Governor of California, Martial Law is now under affect in Los Angeles. President Trump is sending ICE and the National Guard into the storm drains of Los Angeles to find these creatures and destroy them!

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My Fellow Americans,

Today is a very sad day for our Great Nation. Ace Frehley the lead guitarist for KISS, has passed away at the age of 74.
Years ago KISS was my favorite band, you would show up at a party and when KISS STARTED TO PLAY, YOU would tear the dresses off of the bitches and really get with it!!
So my Fellow Americans, I am ordering all the Flags around the world to be lowered to half-staff. I want a Postal Stamp to honor the BAND KISS. I want all High Schools to have a KISS REMEMBRANCE DAY. Where all the students can listen to KISS and DANCE, and come to school looking like KISS. I want Pete Hegseth to dress up like KISS and have the Military celebrate KISS by bombing the hell out of GAZA!!
So many songs that I loved,,, GOD OF THUNDER,,,GOD OF ROCK AND ROLL,,,,BETH,,,,,I'm GONNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE,,,AND PARTY EVERY DAY!!!

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To all my Family in India and Pakistan!

Dear Mamason and Papasita,
I am here talking to our drunk SOB, Pete Hegseth. I am picking my nose and eating the Burgers for lunch. Pete Hegseth is not a very nice Homo Guy,,he is always drinking and showing me pictures of dogs with No clothes on ,,,,this is shocking!! Shocking!! You are supposed to eat dogs not look at how they are naked!!
Good Golly Miss Molly, today in Portland Oregon there were 7,000 women riding their bicycles naked to protest our ICE BARBIE ICE AGENTS. Many of them were arrested for not having their tires inflated properly!
Fact; 70% of all naked women who ride bicycles and are arrested by ICE are RAPED, AND RAPED AGAIN,,,THEN WHEN THEY GET TO JAIL,,,THEY ARE RAPED AGAIN!! RAPE is very popular here in America!!
Yesterday I talked with Mike Johnson the Nerd with the glasses, and like Pete, he is also a HOMO GUY. He said I should watch my ass, because Pete is out to get me!! This really scared me! Now every time Pete comes around I hold a mirror so I can see my Butt,,and I make sure he does not steal it!!! GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY,,,THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU CAN DO IN LIFE IS TAKE CARE OF YOUR BUTT!! If your Butt is Good,,,YOU ARE GOOD!!
When I am with Donald Trump,,, i TELL HIM TO WATCH HIS BUTT,,,BECAUSE PETE HEGSETH wants his ass!! Donald tells me that he knows about this, and Pete is going to get fired because he wants to get rid of too many Butts in the Pentagon!!

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To; THE NEW YORK TIMES,

After Five years of research I have confirmed that the Junkers JU-390 FLIGHT to Cape Town South AFRICA in 1944 did happen. I have documents that show Hans Pancherz flew this plane carrying Martin Bormann to a meeting with the OSS, MI6 and Top American Officials including Dwight D. Eisenhower. This was the beginning of what you call OPERATION PAPERCLIP.
The flight of the Junkers JU-390 over New York on August 28th, 1943 started this endeavor of events.
Ask yourself some basic questions; Why are the files on KG-200 still classified TOP SECRET?? Why is the Nazi Nuclear Weapons Program never talked about in history?? Why was Heinrich Himmler in charge of this program and his contacts with America throughout the war???
All of these questions can be answered by reading about OPERATION PAPERCLIP. What do Anna Kreisling and Werner Von Braun have in common?? They were both brought to America by the OSS.

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My Fellow Americans,
Every hour I receive phone calls from Chicago, screaming and crying that they have lost thousands of loved ones to these Gigantic Ants. Now there are reports of GIGANTIC SPIDERS AND SCORPIONS roaming the streets and eating and devouring the Black folks!!
They want to know when will the National Guard get here and help stop these monsters from terrorizing the Black Community!!
Why is Donald TRUMP flying off to Israel, to dance and get drunk in the streets of Tel-Aviv when he said Chicago was a WAR ZONE, with all these GIANT ANTS scaring the pants off da Black folks!!
Amos and Andy on the 7th floor of the TRUMP COMMUNITY CENTER were taken by some of these GIANT ANTS and made to work in the local BURGER KING !!
Senator Jim Jordan told me NOT TO WORRY, because the LONGER THIS SHUT DOWN LASTS,,,WE WON'T HAVE TO SEND IN THE NATIONAL GUARD TO SAVE CHICAGO!! He says JEEPS ARE TO VALUABLE TO LOSE TO THESE GIANT ANTS AND CRIME HAS GONE DOWN 5,000 % SINCE THE Gigantic Scorpions have been roaming the streets!!

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Dear President Donald J. TRUMP,
GOD BLESS YOU DONALD TRUMP, MAY GOD BLESS ALL YOUR GREAT ENDEAVORS, THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR NOT RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES,,,,I DO NOT WANT THE VIDEO TAPE of me and AOC HAVING A THREE WAY WITH A CHIMPANZEE!! OR ME AND HUNTER having a three-Way with Stormy Daniels,, and all that Cocaine,,,flying all over the place!!
Donald, be brave, youse gots to save our Bacon, youse gots to!!

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My Fellow Americans,
Many of you have not been told the entire story behind two of my most important decisions. First, I am sending the National Guard, 45,000 troops to Chicago to try to save the city and prevent a Nation wide Panic.
Two months ago, Anna Kreisling and some other Nazi Scientists released 14 giant Queen Ants into the City of Chicago. These Giant Ants range in size from 10 feet to 15 feet in length. They love the taste of human flesh and one Queen Ant can lay thousands of eggs. We don't know why she did this, maybe to get rid of the crime problem, or maybe the Nazi's like seeing these Giant Ants rip the arms and legs off of Spear Chuckers and watch them scream!! Whatever the reason as President I am sending in the National Guard to track down these Monsters!
My next decision NOT TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILE, is to save our U.S. Government and our Democracy. Every member of our Senate and Congress is shown in the Epstein Files raping and raping 8 year old girls, and even a few who were 14. Why??? Because we have the most corrupt Government in the world. The FBI says that the average Congressman spends $210,000 TAX DOLLARS a year on Hookers and Prostitutes!! This is why you have so many helicopters flying around Washington D.C.,,,they are bringing in the Hookers and you the TAX PAYERS are paying for it!!
So this is why I am Not Releasing the EPSTEIN FILES,,,SOMEONE HAS TO SAVE BILL CLINTON, SOMEONE HAS TO SAVE ELON MUSK.
When you are a Billionaire, someone has to save you and Make sure you pay NO TAXES!!

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T H E PRIME MINISTER OF JAPAN,,
Sanne Takaichi,

Greetings Tokyo!
Last night as you know Anna Kreisling landed in Tokyo with Taylor Swift and was greeted by the Mayor and our Emperor!
It was great to see Anna back in Japan, and she is here to help train our Japanese Defense Forces. As you know Japan took back the Kuril Islands which is sacred Japanese territory from the Russians several Years ago. With the help with Anna and her highly trained Japanese Samurai Warriors! But now Russia is threatening War and want to invade our Kuril Islands.
All of Tokyo is celebrating our Shinto Goddess of the Sun, our Emperor in 1945 was saved by Anna Kreisling when Stalin ordered an attack on the Emperor's Palace. Anna killed two of the attackers with her Samurai Sword and saved the life of our Emperor.
I am proud to be Japan's First Lady Prime Minister! Anna is here to honor Hiroshi Nishizawa, our Top Ace in World War II, and also Saburo Sakai, a legendary ZERO ACE PILOT!!

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Dear Anna Kreisling, Flight Director AREA 51,

If you allow everyone on this bus to live, I will stop trying to destroy OBAMA CARE,,,,I will stop trying to destroy Social Security, Medicare, and I will make sure that all Americans over 40 get FREE DENTAL CARE. I will stop trying to close our Veterans Hospitals. I will make sure that every Veteran has a home and not be on the street homeless! I don't care that my Billionaire Friends think! Elon Musk can stick a Tesla up his ass!!
Please Anna, I beg you,,,show everyone on that bus a Good Time and may God Bless Adolf Hitler and you for saving America!!

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Dear President Donald J. TRUMP,
You must stop this bus from entering AREA 51!! My KGB Spies tell me that FBI Director Kash Patel has stolen our Russian Moscow Sex Party tapes and if he dies, the NEW YORK TIMES will get this video!!
You must stop this bus!! Every member of your Cabinet that you are trying to kill has copies of this video! There must be another way of getting rid of these Morons besides killing them!
Get on the phone to Anna Kreisling and make a DEAL,,,YOU DO KNOW WHAT A DEAL is you TWIT!!

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Dear Anna Kreisling,
It is so cool that you kicked Donald Trump in the Balls eight times! That is so RAD,,,Melania could take some lessons from you!
I have a new album out and I was thinking about the Moon and the Stars, and what I would like to do over the next few years. Anna could I see the Moon? Could I go to Mars?? Very soon I will be married and I would love to go to the Moon on our honeymoon. Also Mars has always fascinated me. The original WAR OF THE WORLDS ,,is still one of my favorite movies.
Anna, please remember me if you ever have any room aboard your spacecraft. I have always dreamed about going to the Moon.

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Dear Mommy and Daddy,
This may very well be my last letter. Please bury me out by the apple tree next to my Dog, FUFU. Donald Trump is pissed out of his brains, they are diseased brains from to much Gonnoreah and Syphillis!! He told me to tell the Generals that they should be just like him!!
So I went out there and told them that they would have to eat 22 Cheeseburgers a day and get really FAT, FAT, FAT, and they would have to put on their resume that they were DRAFT DODGERS who had FAKE BONE SPURS. Then they would have to learn how to LIE, LIE, AND LIE SOME MORE!!
They would have to go out and have 3 ways with Stormy Daniels and Karen, and get naked at Hugh Hefners Parties, Jeffrey Epstein's Parties and Russian Sex parties!! Then you gots to Lie to the Southern Baptists and tell them you are a God Fearing Christian!! When you ask him what John 3:16 says,,,he will tell you its a Pimp that lives in New York, and he gots da best HO,HO, HO'S Money can buy!!
So now they can't find Joe Biden or that piece of Cat Crap Bernie Sanders so 22 ice ICE ICE agents came and got me and now I have to drive the bus into AREA 51,,THIS IS NO JOKE!!
God I wish I was back at FOX NEWS so I could yell at some Democrats and make up facts and figures, and then take out my belt and whip, whip, whip it good, Ann Coulters beautiful Asssss,,,and then let her scream about how bad the Democrats are!!!
Well I gots the Bus started,,,and I'm rolling down the Highway,,,,headed to AREA 51,,,,As I look around there is Kash Patel picking his nose, and so many TRUMP MAGA OFFICIALS,,, WOW,,,DONALD IS A GENIUS!! HE IS GOING TO BLAME THIS ON THE DEMOCRATS!! What a Guy!!!

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