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My Fellow Democrats,
When you leave Fresno and travel down Highway 99 for an hour, you will come to Visalia. Head east and get on Highway 65, next to the mountains is the city of Porterville.
Folks, did you know that over 4,000 people who have retired from the CIA LIVE IN PORTERVILLE. Did you know that over 3,000 Nazi's from Operation Paperclip live in Porterville!! That if you get in a small plane AREA 51 is only 2 hours away flying due EAST.
If you want to see Anna Kreisling's house, just before you get to Springville it is on the right as you near the city. Incredible Fire pit in her back yard and she has many Nazi rally's there! Her Nazi Castle is 5 miles above Springville in the high cliffs overlooking Coffee Camp.
So why am I telling you all this information, because if I am to run for President I have to have the backing of Anna Kreisling.
So far she has given the State of California $88 Billion Dollars to keep us afloat. Why?? The Democrats in Sacramento keep wasting money and spending it on insane projects. Example; last year they spent $867 Million Dollars to study the mating habits of wild Donkeys that live in the Mojave Desert!!
Lastly, the Nazi's love Long lengthy runways, Why?? I don't know! Just look at the SANGER SPACE ORBITAL BOMBER based in Norway during World War II. They built a 3 mile runway for this Space craft!! At Porterville Airport they have a 6,000 foot runway with NO TOWER. Anna can fly into Porterville Airport in her Junkers JU-390 and NO ONE CARES, NO ONE KNOWS. This is the same JU-390 that SS Gen. Hans Kammler flew the Top Secret DIE GLOCKE device to Wright Paterson AFB in 1945.
So folks the next time you visit California, go fishing at Lake Success and you will probably see the NAZI Flying Saucers coming in to land at her Castle!!

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Merry Christmas,
All of us must remember that what is important are the children that live in our world. Children are God's gift to remind us of the good in all of us. When you see a child crying, or is facing hardship, it is our duty as adults to help that child.
Our world is in such a mess because we have leaders like Donald Trump, who only care about power and wealth. He brags about invading Greenland, Canada, taking over all the oil in Venezuela, and does not even comprehend the fathers, the mothers and the children that will die in these wars.
This Christmas I have a job, and that is to help Santa fly his sled and deliver gifts and happiness and joy to all the children of the world.
What keeps us filled with joy and laughter as we fly that sled around the world?? Kilbeggan Whiskey! Irish Whiskey is good for the heart and soul. The Irish share a special bond with us Germans.
During World War II, our beloved Fuerher Adolf Hitler always kept a U-Boat off the coast of Ireland so that we would not run out of Kilbeggan Whiskey!
May all the Christians in London and England,,Paris and France, all over the world have a glorious Christmas! I wish all the best to our American soldiers, sailors, our Air Force, everyone in uniform! Have a great Christmas and know in your hearts that I love you. Remember how GREAT BOB HOPE was, and how in 1969 his Christmas USO Show at Danang Air Base in Vietnam. Racquel Welch was there, Neil Armstrong the first man on the Moon was there! Also in the audience, I was there!! Bob Hope,,thank you for all the Christmas memories around the world.
Anna Kreisling
KG-200

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Merry Christmas America!!!
I have some really sad NEWS for all the Boys and Girls out there! Santa Claus was in Chicago raising money for the poor, and distributing FOOD and warm clothing to the homeless, when ICE AGENTS arrested him and took him away in handcuffs. They took him to the ICE GULAG Prison where they beat up and torture Black people!
However, last night Anna Kreisling arrived with her personal body guard of nine Samurai Warriors and freed Santa. This is amazing because all the ICE GUNS did not work because the Firing pins were all melted. All they had were their black night sticks, which was a big mistake, because when they tried to hit a Samurai, they took out their Katana Swords and chopped the clubs in two!! Then the ICE AGENTS ran like the cowards they are!
Anna led Santa out front where she had his Reindeer ready to go. Santa mounted his huge sled and Anna and the Samurai waved to all the 347 ICE PRISONERS that they freed, and then took off in the sled!
So Boys and Girls, you will get presents this year, so don't worry. Remember to send some Vaseline Jelly to Donald Trump, because SANTA is going to stick a big, big, big lump of coal up his Keister!!! HO-HO-HO!!!

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Dear Sean Hannity FOX NEWS,

You are one of the dumbest people I have ever met! You are so dumb that you can't even drive a car! You can't even do your own taxes! You can't play poker! All you do on the air is Lie Lie Lie.
My Fellow MAGA FOLKS, The latest news is that I am going to have my ICE ARMY help defend AREA 51 and we are going to make sure that Commie Joe Biden and the ISIS STUDENTS FROM U.C. Berekley, and the 325,000 Red Commie troops from China, and the 3,000 Mexican Drug Cartel people from Delano, California. are not successful in their attack on AREA 51!! MAKE NO MISTAKE, WE MUST NOT ALLOW THEM TO CAPTURE THE WHITE WOLF, ANNA KREISLING!! They must not capture the GATE TECHNOLOGY.
Folks, am I afraid?? Yes!! I have never been in a real battle before, I know that the Commies are going to die by the thousands and really stink up the place!! Most are going to be ate up by those Monstrous Gigantic Tarantula Spiders that the Nazi's have developed from the CRISPUS TECHNOLOGY. Anna has told me that A.I. is useful, but in the future the Genetic blending using the CRISPUS Technology will have far more impact on our future!
Example; Already in Red China they have used Wild Boar Pig DNA and fused it with Human DNA to produce a 687 pound soldier on a Battlefield that will tear apart a U.S. MARINE!!
To combat this Red Chinese TECHNOLOGY, Anna Kreisling and the Nazi Scientists have taken control of the A.I. Robots in China.
My Fellow Americans, we live in a golden era, everyday I listen to DEVO AND SING ALONG TO THEIR SONG,,,,IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WORLD,,,,IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WORLD,,,,ALSO THE SONG,,,,WHIP IT GOOD!!

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Dear President Donald J. Trump,
It was cold last night here in New York, I was in bed with my Bro, my soul mate and we were both Vaping and watching Bugs Bunny Cartoons!
Suddenly I heard someone in the kitchen, and I thought it was that famous Raccoon that broke into the licquor Store and drank so much whiskey and Bourbon and Eggnog that he passed out on the floor!
So I grabbed my panties and away I ran, determined to find that Raccoon!! But I ran into Santa Claus who was going through my Booze, trying to find a decent Irish Whiskey to drink. Finally Santa found a bottle of Kilbeggan Irish Whiskey and he drank the whole bottle in 15 seconds!
He then scratched his butt, and cut a fart, which made me stagger back into the bedroom where my LOVE BRO was there staring at me in disbelief!!
'' Sean, you RETARD,,,GET BACK TO BED!!" he yelled!

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Dear Sean Hannity FOX NEWS,
I really do not know what to do! In a few weeks the public will see the EPSTEIN FILES and see me naked running around that island raping 12 year old girls with Bill Clinton!! Lots of 8 year old girls too!!
Then that incompetent Pete Hegseth is saying that I said to kill everybody and he was only following orders! Next KENNEDY is telling everyone that he has a cure for CANCER and for $3 Million Dollars he will mail you a 357 Magnum bullet to load into a chamber,,,and then it will cure your Cancer!!
I am surrounded by frigging idiots and Morons and Nose Picking Bugger Eating RETARDS!! Hannity where did I go wrong!!
Sean, the Dumbest people in America are the Southern Baptists and Democrats!! Thank God that most of the MAGA PEOPLE ARE SOUTHERN BAPTISTS!! Last week some SOUTHERN BAPTISTS came to pray for me, and this one lady said ,,THAT JOHN THE BAPTIST in the Bible was the FIRST SOUTHERN BAPTIST,,,and this was the Beginning of the SOUTHERN BAPTIST CHURCH!! Sean,, even I know that this is Bullshitttte!!
Don't these Morons know anything about the Bible!! and HISTORY!!
But, I keep my mouth shut and just nod my head and act like I agree with them!! What else can I do??? If I tell them the truth they will go APE SHITTE!!! They will take me out and crucify me!! They can't handle the truth!!
Sean, do you want to know the truth!! RED CHINA IS NOW THE MOST POWERFUL NATION in the world!! The only thing that is stopping these COMMIE BASTARDS is my TARIFF'S!!
This morning I woke up and found out that ICE in New York had arrested MELANIA !! Why??? Because she was not born in the United States!! Because she talks with a Hungarian Accent just like my favorite Porn Star Madison Parker!!!
Sean, I miss the days when all that I had to worry about was Stormy Daniels and that PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR BIMBO!!
So Sean, pray for me,,,and pray for the country, those Morons out there have No idea how stupid the Republican Senators are!! Sean, guess what?? The DEMOCRATS ARE EVEN DUMBER!! At this very moment Sleepy Joe Biden is working with RED CHINA alone with Bernie and AOC and OMAR THE JIHADI on how best to attack AREA 51 and capture Anna Kreisling!!
I would never want to join that Lunatic Adventure! These assholes have NO IDEA HOW POWERFUL THE NAZI PARTY is here in the United States!! NAZI TECHNOLOGY is what worries Red China!!

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Edgar Allen Press Secretary,
T H E S U P R E M E C O U R T ,

Dear Senator Bernie Sanders,
I read your letter addressed to the SUPREME COURT and they all thought you were really funny.
Don't you realize that President Donald Trump can now do anything he wants!! He can rape 8 year old girls, he can have anyone killed in the United States!! He can walk into any restaurant and piss on the food, piss on the customers, and piss on Sean Hannity, and CONGRESS WILL DO NOTHING!! WHY??? Because the SUPREME COURT has giving him this power!!
So don't whine to me about him NOT RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES!!
Remember when President G.W. BUSH and his family paid the SUPREME COURT $22 Million Dollars, so that AL GORE would not get to re-count the votes in Florida??? Even though Al Gore had won the popular vote by more than 27 Million votes, and he had won Florida, his brother had promised him that he would deliver Florida to George,,,and he did. By paying the SUPREME COURT this money,,,GEORGE W. BUSH became President because he won the ELECTORIAL COLLEGE. THE SAME WAY DONALD TRUMP STOLE THE ELECTION AWAY FROM HILLARY CLINTON!!
Bernie you need to face facts, our U.S. GOVERNMENT is the most CORRUPT IN THE WORLD!!
Just look at HEALTH CARE, the American people pay 10 times more than any other nation on Health Care,,,but we are ranked NO. 16 in the world. CANADA, England, CUBA and MEXICO have better Health Care!! Hell even the IRISH that live in IRELAND GET MUCH BETTER HEALTH CARE!! HELL THE IRISH that live in America live only to the age of 55, in Ireland they live to be 88 years on average!! They also have much happier lives and don't have to worry about their daughters marrying some Black TATTOOED UP RAP STAR!! So many Irish good Catholic Girls Marry Black Spearchuckers that this is where the term the BLACK IRISH comes from!!
President Bill Clinton once said," Man it is the Black Irish that gots me elected President of the United States!! They kept me supplied with all the Black Ass and Peach Pie I could eat!!"
So Bernie quit bitching to me and go back to Vermont and tell those naive dim-witted Democrats that the America they knew,,,,is gone!

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Dear MTG and Ann Coulter,
I am sick and tired of Donald Trump calling me his HOMO BOY!! This son of a Bitch has ruined my reputation and my life! Yesterday I went shooting ground squirrels with my 30-40 Safari Krag rifle. The same 30-40 Krag that President Teddy Roosevelt took to Africa on Safari!!
From 150 yards even if you miss, the shock wave sends them flying through the air and they hit the ground running! They think that God is throwing Thunder Bolts at them!
Hunting is a lot of fun, especially with the classic older American rifles. When Teddy Roosevelt sent in the Marines to save a captured American School Teacher, they shot the shit out of the Arabs who had kidnapped her! They did this using the 30-40 Krag. Their saying in 1903 was to CIVILIZE THEM WITH A KRAG!!
Folks I am trying to organized a COWBOY SHOOT at the WHITE HOUSE. 27 OF THE BEST SASS SHOOTERS IN THE COUNTRY WILL COME TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND SHOOT WESTERN STYLE!! They will only have to bring 4 guns, a SHOTGUN, a rifle and a pair of six shooters! The rifle has to be in the same caliber as the pistols.
Folks, Anna Kreisling will be here shooting, I will be shooting, and guess what, Donald Trump will be shooting !! He is being trained at this very moment in how to shoot a Colt six gun and an 1873 Winchester Lever Action rifle!! OMAR THE JIHADI wanted to come and shoot, but she has been BANNED from COWBOY SHOOTING BECAUSE SHE ONLY USES AN AK-47, WHICH IS NOT ALLOWED IN COWBOY SHOOTING!!
So Folks you can forget about the EPSTEIN FILES and your HEALTH CARE PROBLEMS,,,instead you will get to see Donald Trump using a Double Barreled Shotgun blow the crap out of some Watermelons!! A Great way to spend the day!!!

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My Fellow Americans,
As you know our Global Warming CRISIS is getting much worse! Already here in Vermont all the women are wearing next to nothing, bikinis, panties , black lace panties, when they go shopping!! Why?? It is to warm to wear clothes!!
Folks, all of Florida is now under water!! Look at Donald Trump!! He can't go to Mar Largo because it is now 55 feet under water!!
Look at New York City where 234 black folks have died from heat, where the sun is just baking the city! Where everybody is getting a Sun Tan and there is NO SNOW FOR CHRISTMAS!!
Folks, Global Warming is real, based on Real Science, not this nonsense you hear from Greenland Eskimos who are yelling that they are FREEZING THEIR BUTTS OFF!!

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Dear Bernie and Sleepy Joe,
Fact; There is more oil in Venezuela than all of Saudi Arabia. We can't allow this Piece of Cat Crap, Donald Trump to take all this oil for just himself. We Democrats must invade and take over Venezuela before the Gringo Republicans do!
With all this money from the oil, we could set up GULAGS and force all the Republicans to enter our Summer Camps and dose them LSD, MAKE THEM LISTEN TO THE JEFFERSON AIRPLANE AND THE GRATEFUL DEAD. After a year they will become Democrats!! The ones that don't we will drop into the ocean so the sharks can have something to eat!
Folks, our buddy Gov. Gavin Newsom just raised all the SMOG Numbers so that if you own a GAS CAR or Truck, it won't pass SMOG!! THEREFORE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DRIVE IT ON ANY PUBLIC ROAD. YOU WILL BE FORCED TO BUY AN ELECTRIC CAR!! $ 76,000 DOLLARS FOLKS, ONLY THE RICH WILL BE ABLE TO BUY CARS!! WAY TO GO NEWSOM!!!

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Dear Senator Bernie Sanders,
President Donald Trump has just made a deal with Red China, if they will allow him to take all the oil fields in Venezuela, and become the richest Man in the World, he must join us in taking by force AREA 51, AND THIS MEANS CAPTURING THE WHITE WOLF, Anna Kreisling.
Why is this so important to President Xi Jinping of China?? He has Cancer and will soon die unless he can get the GATE TECHNOLOGY from Anna Kreisling!! Even Donald Trump and his MRI SCANS have confirmed that he has both Brain Cancer and Pancreatic Cancer, also skin cancer on his face, have you seen his nose?? It is rotting away!!
Last month he let R.F. KENNEDY Jr. try to cure his Skin Cancer on his face! He took a cat and a Possum and told Donald Trump to stick his head in his metal deep sea diving helmet. Then he put the possum and cat inside this helmet with Donald!! They really tore his nose up and his entire face!! He was yelling and screaming for two hours!! R.F. Kennedy kept telling him they were destroying his cancer!! When he got the helmet off it took 15 hours of Plastic Surgery to put his face back together!! That is why his nose looks so bad!!! It was sewed back on!!
So Donald has agreed to join Red China and me in an all out effort to take AREA 51 and find out the secret to this GATE TECHNOLOGY!
But first Donald is going to take the entire Oil Fields of Venezuela and become richer than Elon Musk!!

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Dear Professor Nikita Mendelson HARVARD,
You have just returned from Russia and you visited the museum outside of Moscow where they have the Nose and Cockpit of the JU-390 that was shot down over the Urals flying a Recon flight to ascertain the Russian TANK Factories. This is the famous BERLIN BABY that over flew New York on August 28th 1943. By the way your pictures were superb.
As you know Anna Kreisling and Hans Pancherz were not the flyers of this aircraft. As you know they were in Norway working on the SANGER ORBITAL NUCLEAR BOMBER.
Nikita, there are five things to remember while reading about Anna and Hans Pancherz.
1. There have been 35 writers from the CIA and NSC writing incredible stories about Anna and Hans to mislead the public about the real truth about OPERATION PAPERCLIP and the NAZI NUCLEAR PROGRAM.
2. Even though Anna's picture appeared in PACIFIC FLYER the Aviation Magazine from Austrailia, this picture has been banned in the USA. Also her modeling years from 1950-1954, where she looks so gorgeous and a lot like GRACE KELLY, again banned. However a few pictures have been published, and thanks to these brave journalists, we know what she looks like!
3. The British have long been famous for putting out propaganda about OPERATION PAPERCLIP, and how it did not amount to anything. That Germany could never build an Atomic Bomb, or that Hitler had no chance in hitting New York. That Werner Von Braun and Anna Kreisling did not exist, and that Hitler died in his Bunker, even though three of the best Rescue Pilots in the world happend to be in the Bunker in 1945, Hans Baur, Hannah Reitsch, and Anna Kreisling!
4. Have you noticed how Congress never shows any interest in AREA 51 and when they have hearings on UFO'S etc. they never have people like Anna Kreisling come and testify and talk on this subject.
5. It is common knowledge that you have to be invited to come into AREA 51. Many Presidents have not been allowed to see AREA 51. Example; G.W. BUSH,,,OBAMA,,, Jimmy Carter. Presidents that have visited AREA 51 include EISENHOWER, REAGAN, BILL CLINTON, and Donald Trump. However only one American President and his family has visited the Moon. OBAMA and his family were flown to the Moon by Anna Kreisling as a Christmas gift!! OBAMA wrote about this flight in his book,,,,A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.

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My Fellow Americans,
Last night Anna Kreisling and Vladimir Putin came through my window at the WHITE HOUSE. For a moment I thought she was there to kick me in my balls and leave me howling on the floor! But NO!! Vlad and her were there to save my life! So let me explain!
First they showed me a video of THIS SON OF A BITCH Pete Hegseth partying with Hunter Biden! They were both drunk as a skunk and doing Cocaine and FIVE HO-HO-HOES,,ALL PAID FOR BY YOU THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS!!
The next video was of Pam Bondi and J.D. Vance talking with R.F. KENNEDY JR. about the ALIEN WORM he had put in my head!! An ALIEN WORM that would eat my brain!! And once I was dead, J.D. VANCE WOULD BE PRESIDENT!!
Folks, let me tell you that I am surrounded by frigging Morons and Nose buger eaters and asskkk hollas!!
Anna and Vlad brought 3 Nazi Scientists and they spent 20 minutes carefull removing this ALIEN WORM!! It had only eaten half my brain, the diseased Syphillis, Gonoreah, PART,,,SO I AM IN GREAT SHAPE!! i don't remember any bad things, only sunshine and Lolypops and having a 3 WAY with the Playmate of the Year and Barbara Moore!!! Also getting naked in the GROTTO at HUGH HEFNERS 40TH BIRTHDAY PARTY!!
Those were some great times!! The only thing that matters in life are really BIG TITS,,,BIG BUILDINGS,,,AND LOTS OF MONEY.
Anyway, Anna Kreisling and Vladimir Putin saved me and also showed me proof that R.F. Kennedy Jr. was actually a space ALIEN from the planet KRYPTONER EX 113, this explains his stupid gravelly voice and his big ears and cruel nature!! He is actually a reptile, a snake, a real asshole!!
Folks don't worry, I am going to fire this Kennedy ALIEN REPTILE,,i AM GOING TO FIRE PETE HEGSETH so he can go back to FOX NEWS and show up drunk and party with Hunter Biden!!
I am going to Fire Pam Bondi and V.P. JD VANCE!!
My NEW VICE PRESIDENT WILL BE THAT COMMIE MAYOR FROM NEW YORK!! My approval ratings will be astromically HIGH!!!
So Folks don't worry about a thing,,,I have everything under control,,,HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING!!

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Dear President Donald Trump,
It is sad living in America, everyday I wake up and have a cup of tea and turn on the News, only to hear about another crazy thing you are saying or doing. What is wrong with you??

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Dear AOC and Rachel Maddow,
All my life I have never believed in Santa Claus, or celebrated Christmas or even Hannukka!! I am just like Ebenezor Scrooged, that guy who would not give a penny to his workers!
Last night I was in my bed fast asleep dreaming about the PLAYBOY PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR back in 1969, when I heard a tapping at my window!
I leaned forward and grabbed my flashlight and my Pepper spray and slowly walked towards the window! There on the other side of the window was the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen, Frost Blonde Hair, crystal ice blue eyes , tan with the most beautiful breasts,,which were straining against a blue lace bra!!
I opened the window and helped her climb in! Jesus Palomino!! Wow!! I almost fainted as I sat down on my bed so I could gaze some more at this angel !!
She said,"Bernie get dressed, we are going for a Sleigh Ride!"
For the next 10 minutes I WAS IN AWE, AS SHE HELPED ME GET DRESSED!! Have you ever had a Hot sexy blonde help you get dressed???
Finally it dawned on me who this woman was! Anna Kreisling!! But by this time she had taken me outside and onto my roof!!
There was Santa Claus and his eight reindeer!! Anna slapped me on my butt, and put me in the sleigh! I was in the backseat and she strapped me in like I was in Lockheed T-33 Trainer! Then she went and sat down by Santa Claus and the two of them yelled at the Reindeer to FLY!!
For the first five seconds it was a slow and smooth takeoff, then it was like flying a ME-163 ROCKET FIGHTER. We climbed so fast that the skin on my face began to be pushed back! My house and city were soon out of sight!
Within 22 minutes we were over the North Pole and coming in to land, a smooth flair, and I could hear the crunch of the ice and snow as we came to a stop!
In the next 2 hours, Anna and Santa showed me his workshop and thousands of elves working on making toys. Then Santa told me why I was there!! Far too many Elves were drinking Egg Nog and passing out drunk and farting around and not seriously working! Both Santa and Anna did not have the heart to spank their butts and get them to work, so they chose to come and get me!! If I ever wanted to go home and see New York again, I was going to have to get these Elves back to work!!
Within 2 days, I had them back to work after taking a whip and whipping their butts good!! After 5 days they forgot all about drinking Egg Nog, and the toys started piling up by the thousands!!
My fellow Americans when I get back to Congress and the Senate, I now know how to get their lazy fat butts working for the American People!! Just listen to DEVO and their song,,,WHIP IT GOOD!!"

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My Fellow Americans,
I have Great News coming out of CHINA. Xi Jinping has told me that if I lift all the TARIFFS on China, he is going to put the 21st Toy Factory back in business! This means for all of you World War II aviation buttholes, I mean BUFFS,,,you will be able to get 1 /18th scale Aircraft and tanks again for your collection! The crown Jewel of my collection is the 1 /18th JUNKERS JU-390 hanging in the oval office here at my WHITE HOUSE!! Also at Mar-Lago I have one hanging above my Pool Table! This Luftwaffe model aircraft is huge! 22 foot wingspan, 18 feet long, on the nose is BERLIN BABY with Anna Kreisling in a red one piece swimsuit diving through some clouds!! This 21st Century JU-390 comes with 4 figures, HANS PANCHERZ the pilot, ANNA KREISLING,,the Co-pilot, the radar operator and radio specialist, and finally the Navigator and fuel flow specialist.
My Fellow MAGA Maniacs, only the loyal MAGA REPUBLICANS will be getting the $2,000 dollar checks for Christmas. If you are a Republican like Marjorie Taylor Greene, you are going to get nothing! NADA, ZIP, SANTA CLAUS will be arresting your kids by my ICE ARMY and send them to the NORTH POLE, so Polar Bears can eat them!
I have Great News for Venezuela!! By Christmas we will be bombing the SHIIITTE OUT OF YOU!! Why?? Because for the American Public to forget about the EPSTEIN FILES,,,I AM GOING TO START A WAR!!
Ever see a movie called WAG THE DOG??? Well Pete Hegseth has!!
Actually my favorite Christmas Movie is ,,,CHRISTMAS VACATION,,,My favorite scene is when the Squirrel comes out of the tree!! This Christmas I am having 33 Blue Squirrels brought in and put in our WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS TREE,,,Then I am going to invite all the Democrats over for some IRISH WHISKEY AND EGG NOG,,,THEN I AM GOING TO LOCK THE DOORS AND LISTEN TO THEM ALL SCREAM WHEN THE SQUIRRELS COME RUNNING AROUND THE ROOM.
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,
Donald Jaybird Trump

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Dear Rachel Maddow MSNBC NEWS,
Tonight it is cold and clear here at Porterville Airport. The chill in the air adds to the excitement that Bill Clinton and myself are waiting to greet Anna Kreisling when she lands.
Many people do not realize what an important part of our lives is due to her help and advice. Here in California she has spent $88 Billion Dollars to keep our State afloat.
As far as Bill Clinton is concerned, she has saved his life many times and she was the one that funded his bid to be President, a very successful campaign due to the backing of Heinrich Himmler and Anna Kreisling.
Make No mistake IRAN has funded and tried to assassinate Donald Trump twice, they tried to kill President H.W. BUSH and his son President G.W. BUSH. It is IRAN which used the people in GAZA, the Palestinian Arabs that they starved, and then tried to blame Israel. Hamas is 100% controlled by IRAN, the Hamas Commanders can not even use the bathroom unless IRAN GIVES THEM PERMISSION !! IRAN is Persian, they do not give a crap about the Palestinian People!!
There are 35 swirling lights south of the airport, something is happening! A very large Spacecraft is slowly coming in, amazing, there are four very large and long hoses coming out of the spacecraft, and they are emitting a red sparkling fire. What their purpose is I do not know, but as you gaze at this large spacecraft you can see the observation deck and in the middle of this glass you can see clearly Anna Kreisling as she gazes upon us!
It has landed and we keep a safe distance from it, around 5 minutes went by and then suddenly a gleaming silvery stairway came down! Then there she was, dressed in black leather, with a black cape coming down behind her, as she came down the stairs she was followed by seven Samurai Warriors!
Bill Clinton smiled and we both bowed to her and then she embraced us with a smile, there would be much to talk about.

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Dear Anna Kreisling KG-200,
Dear Anna, I have finally learned my lesson! Last night you entered the White House and kicked me in the balls, my cajones, eight Times! As I sat writhing in pain on the ground I started thinking, maybe she is right! Maybe I have had the wrong approach to life! Is it worth getting kicked in the balls every 8 days??? Is Joe BIDEN THE COMMIE RAT worth this?? Xi Jinping is going to die soon anyway,,,Why not join the winning side for a change!!
My Fellow Americans under the direction of Anna Kreisling, I AM GOING TO RE-OPEN the Government!! This Veterans Day let us all celebrate our Veterans, our brave Men and Women in Uniform!

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Dear President Donald Trump,
Since you have joined forces with President COMMIE JOE BIDEN, who sold our country out and tried to attack AREA 51 three times, with major heavy losses and a complete failure.
President Trump, the reason I voted for you and many people voted for you is that you were NOT A COMMUNIST, A SCUMBAG LIKE JOE BIDEN.
Now under pressure from RED CHINA, Xi Jinping, you are running around like a Chinese Lap Dog, ready to do his bidding.
I am here to inform you that I have removed all GATE TECHNOLOGY from AREA 51. Even if you and Joe attack AREA 51, You will not find the GATES, our Nazi Scientists have been evacuated. Everything valuable is gone. You are welcome to attack AREA 51, AND YOU WILL SUFFER HEAVY LOSSES, You will not win, even if you do all that you will find is my beloved collection of German Luftwaffe Aircraft from World War II.
If you want my Junkers JU-390, my Junkers JU-52 Trimotor, my Junkers JU-86, and my Douglas DC-3, and the rest of my Aircraft Collection, just send your Chinese Troops in, Send in your ICE ARMY, Send in your Mexican Drug Cartel Gang Members, one thing is for sure, Donald Trump and Joe Biden will not be leading the attack. You will be in Las Vegas.
So where is the GATE TECHNOLOGY??? Safely at our bases on the Planet Mars. The great thing about our GATES, is that they can be easily assembled in just hours. Remember when I went to Japan. We set up a massive GATE there and many revered and historic Samurai and Emperor's came through this GATE. This is where I returned the three most historic swords in the history of Japan, back to the Emperor's who had created them.
Donald, if you kick Joe Biden in the ass, and tell China to go to hell, there is still time to save your Presidency.
You must trust me, you have the potential for GREATNESS. You must stop listening to these morons and insane advisors that surround you!!

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Dear President Donald J. Trump, USA,

Donald, both you and Joe Biden have no idea who you are dealing with. Anna Kreisling has a file that is over 18 inches thick, filled with some of the Darkest Secrets you can imagine.
First look at her parents, Hannah Kreisling a Nurse from Estonia, who met Adolf Hitler in the hospital in 1918. She was the one who saved his life, but gave him purpose and faith in himself. When she was murdered by Communists in Berlin in 1923, Adolf Hitler gave Anna to Heinrich Himmler to be raised as one of his daughters. Another thing to remember, this explains why Adolf Hitler dispised and hated Communists. Revenge is a big factor when trying to explain Adolf Hitler.
Next look at the movie footage from the 1936 Berlin Olympic Games. You can see clearly that even though she is a young 16 year old girl, she is sitting to Hitler's right, but in another scene you can see her with Heinrich Himmler.
Anna's own diary at this time shows her frustration with not being allowed to go to Spain and fight against the Red Communist aviators! She wanted to join the CONDOR LEGION and fly with Werner Molders and other notable German Pilots!
By 1942, Heinrich Himmler was in charge of the Nazi Nuclear Bomb Program, and part of this program was Hitler's desire to bomb New York City.
This is where the history of the Junkers JU-390 begins. The Germans were very practical, they took an existing plane, the Junkers JU-290, modified it to fly 18,000 kilometers, added two more engines and eight fuel cells within the fuselage, and the JU-390 Recon Aircraft was born.
Also Air to Air refueling was tested and perfected by Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling. This is routine today, but in 1943 it was a NEW and Bold advancement in long range flying.
Another thing to remember is that after World War II, British propaganda covered all of this information up. There was No Nazi Nuclear Program, Hans Pancherz did not exist, Anna Kreisling did not exist. OPERATION PAPERCLIP DID NOT EXIST. This is why even today in the year 2025, 55,000 pages of information about KG-200 are classified TOP SECRET and the public can not view them. Remember the Kennedy Assassination?? Donald Trump all the documents would be released. Well they were not released, more than 44,000 documents are still classified TOP SECRET and will not be released to the public. Facts such as Jack Ruby meeting with Campanella six months before Dallas in Havana Cuba. The head of the North American Mafia telling Jack Ruby who had cancer, that he was to kill OSWALD at a certain time and place.

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