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My Fellow Americans,
As you know I am a Big Proponent of LSD, psychedellic Mushrooms and LOCO WEED as used by the Apache Indians.
When our Vets come to us and say they are Bummed out, can't pay their bills, that their wife has been screwing the family dog, we give them some LSD, Mescaline, Heroin and Coke to ease their suffering.
We have seen a 380% drop in the Suicide Rate among our Veterans. In fact when our Navy Seals report back to duty they are really calm and want to go swimming in the ocean with the Dolphins!
For the last two months I have slipped LSD into the WHITE HOUSE COFFEE more than 26 times. We have had great results!
Donald Trump now loves his job, he spends most of the day eating Donuts and watching ABBA on television. At night he stares at the night sky and can see whirling colors cascade around the galaxies. He loves everyone! Last night he had Nancy Pelosi over and they got their Weed on and took a lot of psychedellic Mushrooms and Mescaline!! They ran six times around the WHITE HOUSE naked screaming about some BEAR was after them!
So America, Get your Groove on and listen to the Jefferson Airplane. David Crosby was right! Neil Young was right! Grace Slick was right! FEED YOUR HEAD AMERICA,,,,,FEED YOUR HEAD!!!

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Dear Senator Chuck Schumer of California,

Do you like sports? Why don't you watch the footage from the 1936 Olympic games? The greatest Olympics in the history of the games! You will see Anna Kreisling sitting to the left of me. I am very proud of my daughter, she has done the impossible, thanks to our German Technology and Science, from the DIE GLOCKE we built the GATE TECHNOLOGY, and it is from this technology that Anna controls, I have the potential to live for the next thousand years.
But Chuck your feeble mind will not understand NAZI SCIENCE, so I want to address why you Democrats are failing the American people.
1. The people on Social Security are not living dignified lives, many are only living on $1,200 a month! This is insane! Chuck you and the Democrats should have all Social Security payments doubled!!
2. All Americans should have FREE DENTAL. We did this in Nazi Germany, why can't you do this in America???
3. Any Medical Bills over $20,000 dollars will be paid for by the U.S. Govt. No German family in the THIRD REICH went backrupt because they were sick or gravely ill. We took care of our people!!
Instead Chuck, you and the Democrats have done nothing for the American people. Did you know that Joe Biden had over 44,000 children locked in cages. That many of them were sold into sexual slavery! Many were sold that they could be eaten in Satanic rituals and you know many of these people who dance around fires in their goat skin Jammies and wear horns on their heads and eat the flesh of children!!
4. In the Third Reich Pornography was not allowed. Communist Books were not allowed. This is what we burned, and yet in Hollywood they portray Nazi Germany as only interested in burning books!! We burned Pornography!!
5. If an American owns a Winchester Rifle, there should be no crime with him selling this rifle to anyone for money. It is his property, he can sell what belongs to him. It is not the business of the Democrats or Republicans what he does with his property! It is not the business of the U.S. Government to keep track of someone's personal property! Guns are a blessing from God. If you own a Winchester Rifle, it means that God Loves You!!!
In conclusion Senator Chuck Schumer, what is wrong with America, are ASSHOOLLLAS LIKE YOU!!
Chuck, Anna my daughter is not worried about your Subpoenas. Why?? Because she is protected by the CIA, NSA, MI6, etc. etc. etc. Chuck do you realize that you can not prove that she even exists!! Even though her picture was published in Australia and Europe, no picture of her is allowed into North America!! Why?? Because she is under constant protection. So Chuck go talk with Elon Musk or Bill Clinton and they will have great things to say about my daughter.

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Dear Anna Kreisling, FLIGHT DIRECTOR AREA 51,

I want to inform you that you will have to appear before Congress and explain why you are in charge at AREA 51. You will also have to show why you let these huge ravenous Spiders kill thousands of Red Chinese Army Troops, and thousands of Mexican Drug Cartel Gang members, and hundreds of Students from Harvard that had joined Bernie Sanders in this attack on AREA 51. Make no mistake, this attack was authorized by President Joe Biden. So all of this was Legal. You broke the Law by defending AREA 51!!
So why did you allow President Donald Trump to visit AREA 51?? Why didn't you invite me?? Why didn't you invite President Joe Biden??? Why do you allow Elon Musk full access to AREA 51, and not me???
Why is Adolf Hitler still alive and looking so youthful and energetic??? Why does he live in Morro Bay, and enjoys painting, and feeding Sammy the Seal???
I have been told that you are under the protection of the CIA and the NSA. That if you do not show up on July 20th for our investigation into Joe Biden and AREA 51, WE WILL SLAP A SUBPOENA ON YOU !!

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My Fellow Americans,
Every real American is proud of the pilots and men and women in our Armed Forces! This Aerial Attack will be remembered for the next thousand years. It is something that the History Books will always remember! President Donald Trump has just secured his courage and fame, for being brave enough to stop IRAN from having Nuclear Weapons!
Make no mistake, IRAN was only 3 months away from building Seven Nuclear Bombs. One of these Nuclear Bombs was going to be put on a ship where it would go into New York harbor, and explode!
The Ayatollah Khamenie approved this plan. He also approved the plan to kill the Royal Family of Saudi Arabia, and to take over that country and kill all the Arabs in Saudi Arabia. Included in these plans were to take over Kuwait and to make Mecca and Medina Iranian Persian Holy sites!
This is why President Donald TRUMP ordered this attack! To stop IRAN from bringing death to millions of people through their Nuclear Bombs.
The people of Iran must understand that as long as these Lunatics and Cowards rule Iran, who have killed thousands of Iranian Women and raped them and hanged them. These cowards must never be allowed to have Nuclear Weapons!

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Dearest Ayatollah Ali Ben Jehuda Khamenei OF IRAN,

I'm with you!! I've had it!! No more War for me!! I am tired of running up and down the street on my VESPA Scooter with those GIANT SPIDERS chasing me,,,and those crowds in Teheran,,wanting to kill me because I look like a Jew,,,,talk like a Jew,,,,look like a rich spoiled American!! Thousands of Iranians shouting Death to America,,,Death to Saudi Arabia,, I've had it,,,NO MORE ADVENTURES FOR Bernie!! Do you realize that HOLLYWOOD if they made a movie about me,,,I WOULD OUT DO INDIANA JONES!!
More than 3,000 HARVARD STUDENTS HAVE DIED,,,FOLLOWING ME IN THREE FAILED ATTACKS ON AREA 51 !! And now in IRAN these GIANT SPIDERS and the crowds here have killed another 300!! The only reason I am alive is because I can out run the Mobs on my VESPA Scooter!!
This morning Joe Biden called and wanted me to attack the White House!!
That he would supply the DIAPERS and 800 HOUTIS from Yemen!! They were bringing catapaults, and two bicycle powered aircraft which would be flown by the famous Red Chinese pilots ,,,WI TO LO,,,,and,,,,WI GONNA DI,,,,,
Joe Biden has made so much money over the years from the Mexican Drug Cartel Gangs and RED CHINA,,,and HUNTER GOING ALL OVER THE WORLD collecting money for his dad.. Well I told Joe Biden,,,,No more Bernie Sanders,,,I have had enough!! I am not a rabid devoted Commie like Joe Biden is!!

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Dear President Donald TRUMP,

You filthy Pig, you son of a Motherless Goat! Do you know what you blew up at FURDOW, our No. 1 Nuclear Site??? That is where I kept my 327 Ferrari Car Collection!! That is where I had 107 PLAYBOY PLAYMATES all tied up and all were Virgins, Plus,,,STORMY DANIELS,,,KAREN McDougal,,,all ready to have sex with me,,,and all Virgins!! That is where I had the original ASTON MARTIN DB5 car from the movie GOLDFINGER!! My favorite Movie!! When I would have a CIA SPY strapped to a table, and our powerful Chemical LASER would start cutting the table in two,,,and he would yell,,,"Do you expect me to talk???? And I would yell,,," NO MR. BOND,,,I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!!!"
All my FAVORITE TOYS were blown up by you Donald Trump!!! Now I propose we end this war because I have received a letter from Joe Biden saying that you have 765 of his FULLY LOADED DIAPERS ready to smear in my face!! NOBODY SHOULD HAVE TO DIE LIKE THAT!!
So I want some peace and quiet, NO MORE WAR,,,I SURRENDER!! The thought of all those Diapers being launched at me makes me shake with fear and tremble all night!! No one deserves to die like that!!

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Dear Professor Alex Abrams UCLA,
The only remaining question yet to solved in history is ,,,,,Were only 2 JU-390's built,,,or as Anna Kreisling writes,,,there were around 11 built.
All the so called experts say 2,,,,yet that is not correct. In his book INSIDE THE THIRD REICH,,,by Albert Speer. He wrote about a Junkers JU-390 that flew to Japan from Norway over the North Polar route.
We also know for a fact that a Junkers JU-390 made it to South America and was dismantled. We also know that SS Col. Hans Kammler made to Wright Patterson AFB on April 28th 1945 in a Junkers JU-390 carrying the most TOP SECRET Weapon of World War II,,,the DIE GLOCKE device.
Then we have evidence of Anna Kreisling in Japan, in the Kuril Islands with a Junkers JU-390 teaching the Japanese Pilots how to fly this aircraft.
Today when you visit the Imperial Palace in Japan you can see the Katana Sword she used to kill two assassins hired by STALIN to kill the Emperor of Japan. This is why the Japanese people see her as an Angel sent from Heaven to save the Emperor.
Then you have the Junkers JU-390 flown by Hans Pancherz and Anna Kreisling on the longest Recon Flight of WW2.
The sightings go on and on,,,,the first sighting of a Junkers JU-390 was done by a British Naval Intelligence officer who took a picture of one overflying his ship on the way to North Africa.
Obviously there were more than two built, so why do the so called experts cling to the fantasy that only two were built??? Because since World War II,,,this has been the propaganda from the OSS and the British. They do not want the public to become aware of OPERATION PAPERCLIP and the 55,000 Nazi's brought to America. Werner Von Braun and Anna Kreisling were only two of them.

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Hello Rachel Maddow MSNBC NEWS,,,
How are you and Bernie enjoying your vacation in IRAN?? I heard you really get off on seeing Persians get ate up by GIANT SPIDERS!!
Hey Rachel, I have a REALLY BIG NEWS SCOOP for you. Remember that QUATARI BOEING 747 given to me as a gift?? Well 2 weeks ago I instructed Anna Kreisling the Flight Commander at AREA 51 to install a BOMB BAY on this huge massive jet. It will carry 2 of those massive BUNKER BUSTING BOMBS!! I have ordered her to find two Quatari Pilots to fly this into IRAN at night and drop both bombs at the same time!! This will create a crater ONE MILE WIDE and 400 feet deep! Then IRAN will blame QUATAR!!
Then I have ordered Anna Kreisling to fly in and drop one Bunker Busting Bomb with her Junkers JU-390 for the Coup De Grazzy BOOM BOOM!!
When IRAN wakes up in the morning, NO NUCLEAR PROGRAM and NO AYATOLLAH ALI KHAMENEI!! Why?? Because Anna Kreisling will not fly the mission unless she gets to have a Regime Change in IRAN. You can't argue with this Nazi ,,when she makes up her mind she wants you dead, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. So Ayatollah Khamenei,,,it has been nice knowing you!! You might as well POOOP in your Turbin and put it back on top of your head!!

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Good Evening, Live from Teheran, IRAN,
My Fellow Americans,
I am standing on the 12th floor of the Mohammed Ritz Hotel and what I am seeing is shocking beyond belief!! Below me are thousands of Persians running for their lives as these Giant Spiders are killing and eating them and chasing them up and down the streets. I saw an Iranian Tank come down the street and high energy Lasers erupted from on top of the Giant Spider and blow the tank completely apart! Each Spider has 2 people on top operating a control panel, and they have access to deadly high energy Lasers attached to the Spider. Most of the time the massive Spiders just chase the Persians and eat them, after tearing them apart with their mandibles and mouth!!
Folks, this is why President Trump told the Iranians to evacuate the city of Teheran and over 2 million people jammed the highways. But that left 8 million people at the mercy of these huge 55 yard wide Big Hairy Monstrous Spiders!! I am proud that our MSNBC Camera people have strong stomachs and can eat Pizza and drink Beer while filming all this screaming and dieing going on below us. After awhile you go numb, and after the 100th Persian gets torn apart and eaten, you go back to eating Pizza and drinking more Beer!! Somewhere down there is supposed to be Bernie Sanders and the HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE,,probably eating cheeseburgers and drinking PEPSI and watching all the Persians go running by!! First they run screaming one direction and then another, it doesn't matter,,they are all going to die!!
The Ayatollah Khamenei went on television and told the people not to worry, to be happy because there was still a lot of Pizza and Beer left in the city of Teheran!! He said his favorite Beer was COORS BEER and his favorite Movie was SMOKY AND THE BANDIT. He even showed off his Black Trans-AM, painted black with the Chicken painted on the hood!!
So far on Iranian Television they are showing the movie,,WHITE HOUSE DOWN,,over and over! They are telling the Persians that they are winning the War and that the scene from THE MOVIE INDEPENDENCE DAY where the WHITE HOUSE gets blown up has been done by their Special Forces!!
They are even showing the Movie TOP GUN and the F-14'S shown are from the IRANIAN AIR FORCE,,,and that TOM CRUISE is a Persian Pilot shooting down the American Infidels,,,and further proof that they are winning the War!!
Meanwhile more screaming from the streets below,,more people getting eaten alive by these huge hairy spiders,,,Thank God we have plenty of Beer and Pizza to eat while we enjoy the show!!
This is MSNBC NEWS,,,,LIVE FROM TEHERAN, IRAN!!

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Dear Ayatollah Ali Khamenei of IRAN,
Don't worry!! I am flying to IRAN tonight with 300 rich white kids who hate Jews, who want to kill Jews, they are a part of my HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE!!
These rich spoiled white kids will make you Ham and eggs every morning
They will make you coffee and then give you an Enema every morning!!
So Ayatollah,,,sing along with me the HARVARD FIGHT SONG!!

We will,,,,We will,,,,,Punch you in the Mouth!!

We will,,,,We will,,,Kill all the TURDS at YALE!!

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Dear Ayatollah Ali Ben Mohammed Jehuda Khamenei OF IRAN,

JFC, You have a long name! From now on I'm just gonna call you FRED.
Well Fred, I have given Anna Kreisling 100% backing to deliver to your capital city of Teheran, 450 Giant Massive Hairy Spiders!! If anyone is left alive in Teheran within 10 days, it will be a miracle. These spiders love the taste of Persians!! Fred once you see these spiders devour a dozen people in 5 minutes, you will be wanting to sign a PEACE AGREEMENT.
Fred. on top of the Massive huge Spiders, she is also letting loose something far more lethal and dangerous. ALIEN MONSTERS!!
Fred, I actually feel sorry for you Persians! Just because you brag about killing Jewish people, young girls, raping young boys, killing everyone in Saudi Arabia, killing all the Arabs who do not believe that you are the true prophet of God,,,,You still do not deserve ALIEN MONSTERS!!
As I look at the television monitors,,,thousands of people in Teheran are running and screaming from these GIANT SPIDERS chasing them!! WOW!! Look at how they can rip those people apart and eat them!! Boy can they scream!! This is better than any Hollywood Movie!!!

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Dear Anna Kreisling, Flight Commander AREA 51,

More than 40% of the attacks on IRAN are being carried out by you and the Nazi High Command at AREA 51. At this very moment 15 Giant Massive Hairy Spiders are chasing our people up and down the streets of Teheran and eating and devouring many of them. Do you think that we are stupid??? We know that Israel has no Giant Spiders!! We know that Israel has no bombs that look like Soccer Balls,,and when you kick them they blow up everything within 55 yards!! They are all over the place!! Kids are picking them up and taking them home!! Outside my palace there is a GIANT SCORPION chasing thousands of Persians!!
But what really concerns me is the radioactive high Frequency Microwave weapons you are using on our brains. We hear a high pitch sound in our ears and within 7 hours blood vessels inside our brains rupture and blood begins to heat up and explode. So many Iranians have died from these high frequency Microwave weapons.
I know why you are attacking Iran! I was only kidding when I said that we were going to kill THE SAUDI ROYAL FAMILY. That all the women in Saudi Arabia and Oman, Abu Dhabi and Kuwait would be raped by Persian Soldiers. That Mohammed was a False Prophet and we would destroy Mecca and Medina! I know that you Anna Kreisling are the Death Angel that guards the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia!
So please stop your attacks, I was only kidding when I said all those horrible things! When I told Hamas to attack Israel, I was only kidding!! When I told Hezbollah to attack Israel, I was only kidding!! The people in Saudi Arabia know that I am the true prophet of God, not Mohammed!!

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Dear President TRUMP,
So you are claiming that this will be the BIGGEST Military Parade in history??? As usual you have your facts all wrong. The BIGGEST Military Parade in history was in 1939 when Germany honored ADOLF HITLER with a Parade on his 50th Birthday.
Hitler did not order this Parade, the German people gave him this parade because they LOVED him. He had saved Germany from a Great Depression, he had restored German honor, Women and Children were no longer starving in the streets. This military parade was over 5 miles long!! Overhead hundreds of Luftwaffe aircraft flew Swastika formations! Over ONE MILLION Germans lined the street in BERLIN to cheer our beloved Leader!!
Adolf Hitler stood very high in his Mercedes and saluted the crowd. They cheered him, because he was the greatest Leader not only in Germany but also Europe!
Adolf Hitler did not tear Germany apart by sending ICE AGENTS in to arrest Law abiding citizens. The only people arrested in Germany were Communists!
Remember Donald Trump that the Pope of the Catholic Church asked him to intervene in the Civil War in Spain, because Leftist Lunatics, Communists, were murdering Priests, Nuns, and Women and Children who believed in God. Many of these Communists came from America. In 1937 Harvard and YALE sent over 300 students in the ABRAHAM LINCOLN BRIGADE to kill Catholics, Women and children!
This is why Adolf HITLER sent the CONDOR LEGION to SPAIN!! STALIN sent thousands of RED ARMY OFFICERS to fight in Spain. He sent over 1,000 Russian Pilots and with them came the Poliparkov I-16 fighter plane, at the time it was the best in the world, with retractable landing gear!! Many Russian Pilots became ACES over Spain!! But guess what!! When they returned to Russia, STALIN had them all shot!! Why?? Because they had tasted freedom and glory in Spain, so he had them all shot!!
This is how the Communists in Russia operate! When the Harvard and Yale students came back after killing Catholics and women and children, the people of New York gave them a parade !!
When the Condor Legion returned to Germany they were celebrated as heroes!! They had won the war in Spain and had driven out the Communists !! German pilots such as Werner Molders who scored 22 aerial Victories over SPAIN would later fight in the Battle of Britain, flying the fantastic ME-109!!
So Donald, remember Bernie Sanders and the HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE??? They are filthy Communist perverts who only want to have SEX, DRUGS and kill Women and Children. Our Leader Adolf Hitler would know what to do with these clowns.

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The WHITE HOUSE Command Center,
The President of the United States,

My Fellow Americans,
This morning I have decided to FIRE Robert F. Kennedy Jr. the Head of the Health and Human Resources office! Why?? I am tired of being told that if you let Cats lick your Red Measles spots, they can cure Measles!! What an Asskholla, What a Jerk! What a Retard!! Who put this clown in office?? It wasn't me! I woke up one morning and there he was, smiling down at me and saying he was going to take care of me! I kicked his ass out of the WHITE HOUSE and asked the Secret Service who let this Democrat into the White House!
Folks, every morning I turn on the T.V. and watch the riots in Los Angeles. Then I have breakfast! Hamburger Gravy over toast with lots of Pepper on it!! This is what a true Republican eats for Breakfast!! Not Yogurt and Lawnmower grass over RANCH DRESSING!! Only Democrats eat shit like that!!
Folks, I just love this guy Gov. Gavin Newsom of California!! He has saved my carreer! Folks I now look Brave and Tough, sending in thousands of National Guard Troops so that ICE can rob and molest Mexicans and take away Parents from their children, and then send them to prison in Guatemala!! I just love it when they go into Catholic Churches and in the middle of worship services, they line up all the Mexicans and take them away!! This is GREAT!!
Now I want to honor the Best place to eat in America! McDonald's!!! Why??? McDonalds is doing more to help the 45 Million Homeless Veterans that are living on our streets! No housing, No Medical, No Dental, Just living on the street like a Dog. McDonald's each morning lets these Veterans in so they can splash water on themselves and use the bathroom. Then they let them beg outside so they can have a cup of Coffee, and maybe even an EGG McMuffin. Without McDonalds these Homeless Veterans would just die!!
So I am presenting McDonalds with a Presidential Medal of Freedom and our BIG Military Parade this Saturday will be dedicated to Ronald McDonald and the Ham Burglar, the Golden Arches and McDonalds!!
Our U.S.A ARMY salutes you McDonalds!!!
Now Folks I have to get back to the Football Game in Los Angeles! Next I am sending in the Girl Scouts of America !!! This will make GREAT TELEVISION!!

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Hello America, How are you???
Don't you know me,,,I'm your Native son!

Hey for $25,000 Dollars,,,Name that tune! If you do contact President Trump at the WHITE HOUSE and sing that song to him, and if you do a Super Duper Job, he might give you $25,000 dollars, or Pesos, or Krypto Monopoly Money!! Folks its all the same! What do I care,,,IT'S YOUR TAX DOLLARS!

Well Folks, I'm right in the Middle of passing this BIG BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL, at least that's what Donald Duck calls it.
But Folks, being Speaker of the House allows me to see Nude pictures of Anna Kreisling! Let me tell you she is one HOT TAMALE, she is 5 feet 8 inches tall, weighs 130 lbs.,,,and she is tan and has ice blonde hair, crystal ice blue eyes, and WOW!! 38 DD Knockers!! JFC!!! Holy Cow!! No wonder Donald Duck tried to rape her at AREA 51!! She had to kick him in his CAJONES EIGHT TIMES, before HE LOST INTEREST!!
Folks the part of the Anna Kreisling saga that I like best is when her and Hans Pancherz penetrated into Canadian Air Space. In August of 1943 there was no radar coverage of this part of Canada. This is what is amazing about this flight! If Anna and Hans had taken a direct approach to New York, radar would have found them, but they didn't! By going north over Canada they could accomplish what was really important to Hitler, taking pictures of the American Industrial Plants in Michigan which were vital to the United States!
The Luftwaffe never bombed a target of such importance unless a RECON FLIGHT was first flown!
Another brilliant part of the planning was to approach NEW YORK from the west. Again in 1943 this was unthinkable to our Military!
However as you know, MI6 and British Intelligence finally got through to the White House and let President Roosevelt know that a Junkers JU-390 was approaching the city of New York!
This is when President Roosevelt made a very important decision,,,NOT TO SHOOT IT DOWN. Why??? So the public would not be alarmed, the public would never know about the MANHATTAN PROJECT, the race to build an Atomic Bomb before NAZI GERMANY would have the Bomb!
This shows the genius of President Roosevelt, however he was shaken and upset that this German JU-390 could reach New York.
So why is Anna Kreisling still at AREA 51??? Read about OPERATION PAPERCLIP, and it will fully explain how she and Werner Braun and all the TOP NAZI Scientists were brought to the United States, and they helped us win the Cold War!!

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My Fellow Democrats,
I have brought into our country 3,000 Houthis from Yemen and they are busy building Catapaults to launch Toxic deadly smelly Poop at the WHITE HOUSE. As AOC and Rachel Maddow have said,,," NOW IS THE TIME TO FIGHT BACK!!" So my Fellow Americans the Houthis have built 300 Catapaults and we have them in position around the White House. We will launch the deadliest stuff known to man,,,,Joe Biden's Diapers!
Folks I know this is horrible,,,but when this Poop comes crashing through the windows at the White House,,,Donald Trump will understand how bad his Big Beautiful Bill IS !!!
i JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH Gov. Gavin Newsom and he told me that the Democrats have got to stop talking about GAY SEX all the time. That we need to stop burning American Flags. We need to stop BANNING Saluting the American Flag at Public Schools! We need to act like we support the Police instead of screaming,,,KILL THE PIGS!!
Gov. Gavin Newsom also said,,,WE need to start loving guns and understand that GUNS are a blessing from God.
Folks, Lets face facts,,,GAVIN NEWSOM is out of his mind!! As Democrats we have the right to hate America! We have the right to insist that Rapists from South America can dress like girls and rape women in Women's Bathrooms!! That NBA PLAYERS CAN WEAR A BRA AND SKIRTS and play in Women's Basketball,,, This is only right and fair!!!
So Gavin, come to Washington D.C. and help AOC and Me, BOMBARD THE WHITE HOUSE with JOE BIDEN'S DIAPERS!! This will be his greatest contribution to humanity!! Providing the POOP That will cause the Republicans to host a White Flag and surrender the WHITE HOUSE!!!

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Dear President Donald J. TRUMP,
You need to listen carefully to your Sec. of Defense Pete Hegseth. He is essentially correct about Red China preparing for War. The Red Chinese have the studied the Japanese Campaign in the Pacific during World War II,,and have concluded that taking the Phillipines is of great importance.
Make no mistake that after the Phillipines, they plan of taking all the islands that lead to Australia, which is their grand prize.
My recommendations Mr. President is that you need some Pirate Submarines that will sink Chinese merchant and War ships, that way you can tell China that the USA had nothing to do with these sinkings.
Queen Elizabeth did this during her reign in England, Sir Francis Drake kept the Spanish in terror as he plundered and took Gold from their ships.
I have instructed the Kriegsmarine to start sinking Chinese ships in the South China Sea. They can not be detected, and the Chinese are going to start losing valuable ships and sailors. I also want them to sink Chinese Fishing vessels that are destroying our oceans.
I advise you to increase the number of American Bombers in the Phillipines and to ready our Nuclear ICBM's to be used on Red China if they try to invade TAIWAN.
Finally Mr. President, what really concerns me is that many in the Red Chinese Military are urging Xi Jinping to launch a FIRST STRIKE on the United States. 800 Chinese Long Range Rockets will be launched on the USA, they will then tell you that if you respond with our Nuclear Weapons , they will then launch 4,200 long range Nuclear tipped rockets at us.
My advice is that if our Sattelites pick up that they are starting their Rocket engines in their silos,,,You launch first and destroy these Chinese Missiles at their sites,,,YOU MUST STRIKE FIRST.
Sincerely,
Anna Kreisling KG-200

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My Fellow Americans,
Today is Memorial Day and I am laying a wreath at Arlington Cemetary to honor all of our soldiers who have died defending our country.
This is very sad for me, because at one time in my life I only cared about gaining more wealth, more money and power. But now as I get old, I realize that all of that means nothing. What these soldiers did, by sacrificing their lives is much more important than all the Gold in this world. All of us are only here for a short time, and it is the Deed that will be remembered, not your wealth or power. I wish to apoligize to all the Vietnam Veterans, what I said years ago was wrong. I have many strong feelings about the Vietnam War. Our men and women in uniform were betrayed by the scum and cowards in Congress and the White House. America never tried to win the Vietnam War, and you don't send troops out to fight unless you have a plan for Victory. If you study history, it only took the Japs one month to conquer Vietnam, or as it was known back then as INDOCHINA, a French Colony. The Japanese took over all the major cities on the coast and let it be known that if any Vietnamese killed one Jap soldier, a thousand Vietnamese would have their heads chopped off. Over 3 Million Vietnamese were killed by the Japanese troops, most of them using their Samurai Swords! They were very proud of these blood rusted swords!
My Fellow Americans our Men and Women in Vietnam were never allowed to win the war, and many of them knew this! Yet they kept fighting on and this bravery is what inspires me! Almost every week we would lose more than 200 American Soldiers and win every battle, yet there was not plan for Victory from the Democrats. We were never allowed to invade North Vietnam, over 55 major targets in North Vietnam were off limits to our Jet Fighter Bombers, Mig airfields, Hanoi, Haiphong harbor, etc. etc. AND on top of that we were court-martialing 2 to 3 pilots a month because they got angry and shot down a Mig over Hanoi!! They kept this secret from the public, they would bring these pilots home and kick them out of the service with a Dishonorable Discharge!! Just for shooting down a Mig!!
I also want to pay tribute to the Black Soldiers who fought in Vietnam! Many weeks over 50% of our troops who were getting killed in combat were Black U.S. Army soldiers! This is why we honor all Vietnam Veterans this Memorial Day! Never Again should we send troops overseas to fight and die unless we have a plan for Victory!
Remember our troops, Remember our brave Men and Women in uniform, what they did will be far more important than anything I have ever done!

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Good Morning Bill Clinton,
And what a beautiful morning it is! Just like you I am having some Black Ass and Peach Pie. Man it is soooo GOOD in the Morning!!
Bill how did you meet Anna Kreisling?? I was told that you were picking cotton and Hillary was pregnant, sitting in the shade, bitching about things and drinking ice cold Peach Tea. That is rough, pickiing cotton while your wife is bitching and drinking ice cold Peach Tea!
In the distance you could see seven riders on horseback, one was fair with blonde glacier white hair, clad in black leather, while the other riders were all Japanese Samurai warriors, dressed fiercely for battle!
Suddenly from 75 yards away she rode towards you by herself, and stopped by Hillary. You stopped picking cotton and joined your wife. As you gazed into her eyes, you knew your life was about to change.
For one hour you talked and then large amounts of money appeared in your Bank accounts, very important people were calling you, and within two years you became the Governor of Arkansas.
At YALE University you were asked,
"What must you have to run for President of the United States???"
And you replied,,,," $135 Million Dollars in your War Chest, just to begin with!!"
Bill, why did Anna Kreisling choose you??? Is this Destiny,,,or just a chance encounter??? It has to be destiny!!!

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Dear President Donald Trump,
You really should listen to what President Joe Biden is saying. I was born in the great State of Arkansas, and we were taught to respect women, to open doors for them, pay for everything, and treat them like they are members of the Royal Family. Let me tell you Donald, you are lucky to be alive, and that she did not cut your walnuts off!! You can't go around trying to rape Anna Kreisling! Dear God, she has cut the heads off Russians and then disembowled them!! For many years she was my personal pilot. If I wanted to fly to Europe and be there within one hour, I would give her a call and she would land one of the small two seater Saucers at the White House, and off we would go!
Why do you want an old and slow Boeing 747 from Qatar??? If you were someone that Anna Kreisling trusted, she could fly you anywhere in the world in less than one hour!
Donald right now she regards you as a Chimpanzee with Diareah. Man if you want to change, just do this to get on her good side. First she could not stand Joe Biden because he was very cruel to horses. He had Homeland Security flying Helicopter Gun Ship killing wild horses just because his Leftist Lunatic Friends such as Bernie and AOC called the wild horses an INVASIVE SPECIES !! Anna loves animals, this is why she shot down 32 of these Helicopters!! This is why she has deployed more than 300 Nazi Snipers in Africa to kill these Chinese Commie Poachers who shoot elephants and many other great and noble animals.
Donald you need to join her in helping to save the animals on this planet. This is an issue that will help your image.
Donald remember this, Elon Musk has benefited greatly from the ALIEN Technology that Anna and the Nazi Scientists have supplied him with. Elon has been to the planet Mars and thanks to Anna Kreisling he has seen how the Germans live there. Elon has been to the Moon and visited with the Germans there. Donald you spent a lot of time with Elon Musk, didn't you talk with him about this advanced Science that they have at AREA 51???
Remember Donald, the next time you are crossing the Atlantic Ocean in an old and slow Boeing 747,,,look out the window,,,and I will wave to you,,,and remember thanks to Anna,,,I can go from Hollywood to Paris in under one hour!!

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