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Col. Hadi Juvadi IIAF F-14 TOMCAT PILOT, 03.08.2026 20:13 Dear President Donald Duck TRUMP, I have just received a letter from Pete Hegseth, the HOMO BOY you have in charge of running the war. He wants more pictures of Persian Men with huge long Penis, so he can compare them with U.S. Army guys PENIS. WHY??? He is convinced that the bigger biggest PENIS WILL WIN THE WAR. This is why he is ordering all the troops to take 55 Testosterone Pills a day. And take Viagra 16 times a day. Donald, this is putting your soldiers in Great Danger!! Your pilots will not be able to land their planes because they will be constantly Jerking off in the Cockpit!! We in IRAN want to fight fair, you got a sword,,,and we got a sword. Not this chicken shit bombing of our Girls Schools and then you fly away and deny that you killed our Women and Children. Pete Hegseth like many HOMO BOYS JUST LIKES TO DREAM ABOUT THE REALLY BIG PENIS!! By the way Donald you have been negotiating by phone with my 14 year old cousin, Hymei Salamei. He tells me you are going to send over Melania to screw his brains out while he is eating pizza and playing Mario Brothers on his computer!! Donald this just might end the war if you send over Melania!! ONCE SHE STARTS GETTING PERSIAN PENIS SHE MIGHT NEVER COME BACK TO WASHINGTON D.C. !!!! reply

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, 02.08.2026 22:03 Speaker of the House, The Leader of Congress, Mike Johnson, Dear A.G. Todd Blanche, So you have seen Anna Kreisling?? That is very impressive. My favorite part of her file supplied by the NSA, is the flight from Norway and then the refueling over Iceland. Both her and Hans Pancherz had practiced this and it was successful. The Germans had a simple approach, if it was not successful then the Junkers JU-390 would have turned around and headed back to Norway, if it was successful they would proceed to Canada Many ignorant people assumed there was radar at this time covering all of Canada. There was No radar on this Northernly Route. Which meant that the next dangerous part of this Recon Mission would be over Michigan. As you know the Russians say that she delivered something to the OSS in Michigan, that they added fuel to the JU-390 and then they took off for New York. None of this has been proven! All that we know is that this JU-390 took many pictures of the factories in Michigan, especially the Dearborn Factory where they made the B-24 Liberator Bomber, the most massed produced Bomber in the U.S. inventory!! Todd, here is something you may not know. When Anna was brought to the U.S. in 1946, Werner Von Braun knew she had flown the Horten V-9 with a small DIE GLOCKE device in it. In 1945 she was able to evade P-51 Mustangs by activating the DIE GLOCKE and going from one Dimension and then to another, virtually disappearing in front of them! In the United States she was assigned to fly the DIE GLOCKE. Which was brought to Wright Patterson AFB in June 1945 in a Junkers JU-390 flown in by SS Gen. Hans Kammler. reply

A.G. Todd Blanche USA, 31.07.2026 08:40 My Fellow Americans, Many of you have written to me wanting to know how I got this job?? Let me tell you it is a very important position. It is my job to get Donald Trump out of trouble, and as you know this RETARD gets into trouble a lot!!! So how did I get this job??? My career started out as a Mobster in New York. My name back then was Virgil Sollizzo and every hood in New York was very afraid of me. I then went into acting and played myself in the Movie THE GODFATHER,,,You probably remember me meeting with Michael in that Italian Restaurant and the crooked Police Captain asked How Good was the food?? I told him the Veal was the best in the city. Then Michael asked to use the bathroom, and he was gone. After a few minutes he came back and we were talking when suddenly he pulls a gun and he blows my brains out!! Then he shoots the Police Captain twice!! Once in the throat and then right between the eyes!! The problem is that somebody on the set put real bullets in the gun! It took me two years to recover from getting my brains blown out!! That's when I quit the Mob and acting and became a Lawyer!! Then I met Donald Trump and the rest is history. So now I want to set the Record straight. Donald does not like getting kicked in the Cajones by Anna Kreisling. But when he does something really stupid and something that really infuriates her. She shows up and kicks him in the Nuts !! She can not be arrested because the CIA and the NSA all protect her. Think about this,,,her picture was published in an Austrailian Magazine called the PACIFIC FLYER. This picture was banned in the United States way back in 2001. To this day even though she has been photographed many times,,,her picture is still banned by the NSA. I saw her seven months ago with Elon Musk in New York. They went to a tall, very high building and she flew him off the top in a small two place FLYING SAUCER!! reply

President Donald TRUMP USA, 30.07.2026 05:54 My Fellow Americans, As most of you know, I own a cat. He is my best friend and at night he sleeps with and keeps me warm by lying across my Tummy. When I watch T.V. which is about six hours a day, he watches T.V. with me and loves the animal shows! He is part Persian and Maine Coon. WHAT A CAT!! Anyway lately he has been talking to me and giving me advice. Yesterday he said," DIG A BIG HOLE,,,DIG A REALLY BIG HOLE,,,AND WHEN THE BOMBS GO OFF, YOU WILL BE SAFE!!'' Folks, do you think he is talking about the SEVEN HYDROGEN I AM GOING TO DROP ON IRAN???? OR,,,THE RED CHINESE LAUNCHING AN ALL OUT NUCLEAR ATTACK ON THE UNITED STATES???" Folks I do not know,,,,So I want all you MAGA FOLKS to write me and tell me what you think. Wow!! I just remembered that R.F. KENNEDY carries around a Mouse in his pocket. It would be so cool to see my cat kill this mouse and watch that Bitch Kennedy cry like a little girl!!! I need to work on that!!! reply

Sheik Hassan Nasrallah, Beirut Lebannon, 30.07.2026 05:32 Dear Senator Bernie Sanders, Bernie I need your help, I am coming to America to run for President of the USA! With all the Democrats wanting to kill Jews, I can't lose!! As head of HEZBOLLAH, I have great credentials for killing Jews! Bernie I want you and AOC TO SUPPORT ME. I need AOC on stage with me shaking her ass,,,and bouncing her Tits all over the place! So American Yankee Dogs,,,you want the REAL THING, A JEW KILLER FROM Lebanon,,,a guy who is a Leader of Hezbollah Persians, a guy you can Love and Trust,,,,then vote for Sheik Hassan Nasrallah!! reply

President Joe Biden USA 2028, 27.07.2026 09:24 My Fellow Americans, After watching Donald Trump rape the American Taxpayer,,,I have decided to run for President again in 2028. Today I am kicking off my Presidential run. My slogan is,,,,In Joe We Trust,,!! Donald TRUMP HAS MADE OVER $127 Billion Dollars being President of the United States and my goal is to make more money than what that ASSHOLLA IS GETTING!! Folks we can't lose!! I am going to tour with Bernie and AOC will be on stage with me shaking her ass and dancing all over the place!! Folks don't worry about Gavin Newsom, that Loser is not going to run!! President Xi Jinping of China has given me $800 Billion Dollars to become President!!! And folks with that kind of money,,,YOU CANT LOSE!! CHINA is very pissed off at Donald Trump. He keeps referring to them as a bunch of Chinks who are keeping him from WORLD DOMINATION. Folks when I become President we will have a NEW WORLD ORDER!! 1. For World Peace I am going to let China have Hawaii and California!! 2 All GUNS WILL BE CONFISCATED. 3. Right now in California the school children do not SALUTE THE FLAG!! When I become President in 2028,,,THIS GOES NATION WIDE. 4. We will teach our children to hate the RACIST FASCIST SEGREGATIONIST UNITED STATES!! 5. No more GUNS will be manufactured in the USA. 6. Since my buddiey the Commies do not Christianity,,,we are going to arrest all Christians and they will owe an additional $55,000 dollars in TAXES. 7. AOC and Bernie want to send all the JEWS BACK TO ISRAEL. 8 Christians who support Israel's RIGHT TO EXIST,,,Will be arrested for being Christian Zionists and will be turned over to IRAN SO THEY CAN CHOP THEIR HEADS OFF. 9. ANYONE MAKING MORE THAN $100,000 DOLLARS A YEAR WILL HAVE TO DONATE TO THE U.S. GOVERMENT 80% OF THAT !!! 10. The Movie ,,BLAZING SADDLES ,,,,will be Banned. This will make da Darkies,,,the Negros really happy!! reply

President Donald TRUMP USA, 22.07.2026 01:43 Dear King Charles III of England, I want to thank you for your kind words and your historical generous offer. Charles it is important that England stay out of this conflict. If I drop Nuclear Weapons on Iran, it must be an American decision. However there are some advantages to let Anna Kreisling and the NAZI'S at AREA 51 DROP NUCLEAR WEAPONS ON IRAN. First when the H-Bombs go off we could deny all culpability and we would be telling the truth. But Charles this would lead to a bigger problem. First, the public would learn about OPERATION PAPERCLIP and how we let into the United STATES 55,000 Nazi's. Next the public would find out about AREA 51, and how it is the most heavily guarded NAZI AIR BASE in the world!! Right now Anna Kreisling is protected by the CIA and the NSA, and every A.I. Computer is programmed to tell you that Anna Kreisling has never existed and Operation PAPERCLIP is a fabrication of your imagination!! King Charles III, the dumbest people in the world are the American People. iF they are told by an A.I. Computer that Anna Kreisling does not exist,,,they will repeat this like dumb fucking Parrots. Anna Kreisling does think that I am a Moron,,,but she also knows the Democrats are also Liars, cheaters, and sleazy bastards. Charles, when I was at AREA 51 and helping Anna wash the JU-390. I was amazed at how far they are advanced in every sort of technology. It would be stupid of me to endanger this Nazi technology!! Charles we must keep these Nazi's and their bases and technology a secret. Example; Our Morons in Congress believe in UFO'S after seeing the footage of these spacecraft out over the ATLANTIC Ocean. These assholes don't know it but they are looking at Spacecraft developed at AREA 51. So Charles in conclusion, I will make up my mind soon on whether or not to drop Nuclear Weapons on IRAN. Thank you Charles, I appreciate your thoughts and prayers. President Donald J. TRUMP reply

King Charles III of ENGLAND, 19.07.2026 08:52 Dear President Donald J. Trump, I know your heart is heavy with the decision you have to make. I do think that Anna Kreisling is right, you will have to use Nuclear Weapons against IRAN. Anna has volunteered to do this Nuclear Attack, however Donald, it would still be viewed as an American Attack. For the sake of World Peace, perhaps you should let England do this attack. We have a squadron of R.A.F. Vulcan Jet Bombers that can take off from England and fly to IRAN and drop numerous Nuclear Bombs and then return home. We are very proud of our R.A.F. Pilots and our Vulcan Nuclear Bombers. So Donald, let me know of your decision. Sincerely, King Charles III of England reply

President XI Jinping , CHINA, 17.07.2026 22:22 Dear Donald Trump, One day you sing praises of Xi Jinping and China,,,the next day you say we are dogs, that we are the scum of the Universe. So Donald I have a warning for you. Get out of the Middle East, IRAN is our friend and you have played BULLY BOY long enough. So you want a War with CHINA and IRAN and the Russian military?? Soon we are going to kick your ass! In the next month I am sending 330,000 Chinese troops to IRAN. They will arrive with our best military equipment. We have many missiles that can destroy your AIRCRAFT CARRIERS. We have the largest Submarine Fleet in the world, so we will have over 300 submarines near the Strait of Hormuz. So good luck you Yankee Doodle Dandy!! reply

President Donald TRUMP USA, 15.07.2026 10:43 Dear Vladimir Putin, I wish I had good News to tell you, how I VETOED all the Russian Sanctions that Lyndsey Grahm wanted, but NO I HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS. Anna Kreisling beamed right into the Oval Office and every Secret Service Agent fell to the floor paralyzed. Then with her came Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougal PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR, AND BARBARA MOORE. They each took turns kicking me in the balls!! I'm on the floor in agony with my balls ruptured and Anna Kreisling came over and asked me if I knew why I was getting kicked in the balls??? I said ,,,I DON'T KNOW,,,She asked me to guess,,,So I said that I had promised all of them that I would Marry them??? WRONG,,,SHE SAID,,,You are getting kicked in the Balls because you have NO PLAN FOR VICTORY OVER IRAN!! Then the three Bitches were gone, beamed out like on STAR TREK, AND ANNA was left to talk to me. " Because of your stupidity the Democrats, these Communists are going to win in a landslide in 100 days. The America that I love will be gone! Donald ,,,so what if you make another $300 Billion Dollars, ripping off the American Taxpayers!! If we lose America, your $BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WILL MEAN NOTHING!! Vladimir, then she was gone! She is a witch, she can be gone with the wind in a second. Everytime I do something stupid, she kicks me in the balls!! I'm surrounded by the dumbest people on the planet!! Real Buger eaters, shit kickers like Pete Hegseth !! Vlad, what am I going to do???? reply

Vladimir Putin, Moscow, CCCP, 14.07.2026 20:33 Dear Anna Kreisling KG-200, James Newsom your next door neighbor arrived in Moscow 45 days ago, and he has achieved notable things. When he arrived, I was very courteous to him out of respect for you. But he is a very cheerful resourceful fellow. We talked for two hours and he conveyed to me these three things. 1 He said that both you and him consider it vital, that I continue to be the Leader of Russia. Why? James said that Russia will fall apart and would be ruled by 12 wealthy Oligarks, which would be under the thumb of Red China. 2. Russia and the United States should be friends and invest in each other. He told me that Millions of Americans would love to retire in Russia. The trees and the lakes, the peaceful tranquility of Russia. Back in the USA, there is nothing but noise and crime and the U.S. Government does not care about their Senior Citizens. 3. James told me that in 1963 when he was in the 5th Grade. They taught him in school that UKRAINE was the bread basket of the Soviet Union. That UKRAINE was a part of the Soviet Union. He said that this war should be ended very soon, and that Russia and Ukraine must learn to trade and have respect for each other. That we both speak the Russian Language. Anna, then I sent James on a one month tour of Russia and at his request I sent along a beautiful KGB spy, so that he would not get into any trouble and be protected and safe. When they returned James, who is an avid Chess Player and can beat most American Grandmasters 50% of the time, asked if he could play SIX of the top Russian Chess Players, one game each night on Russian Television. James said there is a huge difference between Russian Grandmasters and American Grandmasters. He would play three Russian Women and then 3 Russian Men Grandmasters, one a night. The Chess games shown on television drew quite a crowd, the games were tense exciting, and even though James only won one of these six Chess Games. The Russian audience thought it was some of the most exciting Chess Games they had ever seen. So Anna, James will be doing two more things before flying back to New York. He wants to learn how to fly the YAK 50 Trainer, and he would like to go on a flight in the Mig-25 FOXBAT. Something that is very popular with tourists who come to Moscow. reply

Anna Kreisling Flight Director AREA 51, 10.07.2026 19:51 Dear President Donald Trump, You were wise to take your older fully equipped AIR FORCE ONE, back to the United States. The Secret Service was intelligent enough to listen to Mossad and Israeli Intelligence. So how was IRAN going to kill you?? Easy, they had 12 fighter aircraft ready to hit your Qatari jet right after you took off, you would have made an easy target. They had people on the ground telling IRAN every second of what you were doing. Donald the three Great Intelligence Services in the world are the British MI6,,,Russia's KGB and the Israeli Mossad. American CIA Intelligence used to be good, but since you fired 65% of all American Intelligence Operatives. You are a sitting duck for the Iranians. Donald when you started this war, it was not for Nuclear Weapons, it was to control Karg Island and all that oil would belong to you. You want to be a TRILLIONAIRE like Elon Musk. The problem is that Elon is highly intelligent, and you are not. So you started this War with NO PLAN FOR VICTORY??? This sounds like LBJ AND HIS NO PLAN FOR VICTORY IN VIETNAM. Or G.W. BUSH and his NO PLAN FOR VICTORY IN IRAQ. Donald is this how you want to remembered in history?? A LOSER, A CHICKEN SHIT COWARD, Who only cared about becoming rich while the American People suffered. One in four American children are now going to bed hungry because of your TARIFFS and insane TAX BURDEN on the Poor and Middle Class. Donald in the Middle East, if you kill someone,,,they will not stop until they kill you. Donald the U.S. STATE DEPARTMENT from 1985-2026 has allowed 35 Million Muslims to come into the United States. Donald guess what they want to do to you???? reply

John Upton Porterville Recorder, 06.07.2026 08:39 Dear Gov. Gavin Newsom, So I received a phone call from you and you said there would be NO FIREWORKS at Lake Success because of the FIRE HAZARD. I agreed that would be a SMART MOVE. But then you told me that Anna Kreisling who has contributed $88 Billion Dollars to the State of California would be allowed to put on an AERIAL SHOW?? So on the evening of the 4th of July I drive my Volvo to the Lake and wait for this event! The Lake was covered with boats and people drinking Beer and having a good time. When darkness fell the sky was lit up with 157 Flying Saucers flying above the Lake in a SWASTIKA FORMATION. There were gasps and awe as they flew above us. Then a three Dimensional picture of Adolf Hitler filled the sky and he began to talk. For 35 minutes he mezmerised the crowd with his inspiring speech!! Then the sky was filled with the incredible pictures of the animals of AFRICA. Then the sky was filled with very huge Dragons which flew low over the Lake and then darkness fell again. and then we saw her!! Anna Kreisling was riding a pale horse across the sky, and this was real,,as she swung by very low you could see her waving to the people below!! This was beyond my comprehension,,,how could she fly like this?? With no effort or fear!! Then the sky ripped apart and a thousand angels riding horses rode through this fabric of time and space. People began to scream on the shore, but then everyone was struck by this light,,this fire ,,,which brought joy and peace to your soul. As we looked up we could see the face of Jesus , a massive face smiling down on us. He said, " Blessed are you who have not seen my miralcles, but you are firm believers in the Kingdom of Heaven, Peace be unto you!" And with that the intense light was gone, but everyone on the lake had an incredible religous experience. I looked down at my cameras, and only five pictures did I take. I was to much in awe to even take a picture!! reply

President Donald TRUMP USA, 04.07.2026 20:24 My Fellow Americans, As you know, that skanky HO-HO-HO Taylor Swiftie is getting married at Madison Square Garden, and the bitch did not invite me!! SOOO,,,Last night I got on a helicopter and flew into New York and crashed her wedding. At first everyone thought I was Alec Baldwin all dressed up like me to attend her wedding,,but when they realized that it was me,,,THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN U.S.A. History,.,, The SONS OF BITCHES ALL STARTED THROWING PIES AT ME!! The world's BIGGEST PIE FIGHT ENSUED!! i was covered with Lemon Maranque Pie,,,,Then the NEW YORK KNICKS NBA TEAM STARTED KICKING ME IN THE BALLS!!! I stumbled out into the street and no one recognized me!! CNN WAS THERE and they were rushing in to cover the PIE FIGHT!! But they did not even recognize their King, there ELVIS, THEIR MOST POPULAR PRESIDENT!!! THEY did not even recognized me!! So I wandered down to Harlem and found a bar and they had a band and were Singing the Blues. Let me tell you no one can sing the Blues like me!! So I started singing with B.B.B.B. KING,,,MY OWN SONG CALLED, My Baby Just kicked me in the balls because I was Screwing Around,,,,, Early Sunday Morning,,,I gots to get down,,, I said Early Sunday Morning ,,,,I GOTS TO GET DOWN,,,, I NEED SOME LOVING,,I NEEDS IT ALL THE TIME!! YEAH I need some Loving,,,But all I get is TURPENTINE!!!! reply

Prime Minister of ITALY, Giorgia MELONI, 02.07.2026 01:08 Dear President Donald Trump, USA, I have talked with Pope Leo XIV about your many sins, and he has agreed to hear your confession. Donald you must understand that the Vatican Intelligence Service has many positive things to say about you. There are many Political people in the USA THAT WOULD BE FAR WORSE THAN YOU. Example; Joe Biden, OBAMA, AOC, BERNIE SANDERS, Rachel Maddow, and of course GAVIN NEWSOM. All of these Democrats support the Right of the State to take young boys ages 4-12 away from their parents and make girls out of them using Surgery that is so ghastly and evil,,it makes most people faint from hearing the details. This has happened 228 times in California. The suicide rate is 77% for these poor children. None will recover from this nightmare. At this moment more than 47 parents in California are trying to get their young boys back from the STATE before this Surgery can be done! Also Gov. Gavin Newsom is doing nothing to stop the attack on Catholics and Jews at the U.C. BEREKLEY CAMPUS. When you walk across any U.C. Campus in California you can see HAMAS, and HEZBOLLAH, AND ISIS FLAGS fluttering in the wind. 57 Jewish students have been killed and more than 347 Catholic STUDENTS have been beaten up by these ISLAMIC THUGS. How did this happen?? From 1995 to 2025, the U.S. STATE DEPARTMENT let into the USA,,,35 million Muslims. They took over Michigan, and all the UNIVERSITIES in California. The Democrats supported this because these Islamic Terrorists brought a lot of money with them. So as you can see President Trump, there are a lot of crazy bastards in the Democratic Party that are worse than you. So don't worry about confessing your SINS to the Pope. It took J.D. Vance four hours to confess all his sins,,and MARCO RUBIO, IT TOOK FOUR DAYS!!! reply

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