Junkers Ju 390

To the Glorious and Victorious President Donald TRUMP,
You have won the war!! We Surrender!! We want you to come to TEHERAN, IRAN, so you can see the 55 mile long Victory Parade that we have planned for you! Also we will unveil a Solid Gold 55 foot statue of you!!
During the Surrender Documents we will sign, then on video it will show us bowing on our knees to you and then we will lick your asshole, then J.D. Vance's asshole, then also Pete Hegseth and his brother Pete Buttboy Butticheg!!! So many asshole we will have to lick!!
So come soon, and we will give you all our oil, all our 8 year old girls, and all the wealth in IRAN,,,,SO COME QUICKLY, You have 5 days or else this DEAL IS NOT VALID, AND THEN WE WILL TAKE OVER KUWAIT AND SAUDI ARABIA!!!

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Anna Kreisling KG-200,

To the people of Germany and to all my friends around the world, I wanted to express my sincere gratitude and thanks for supporting me in this time of great crises.
I want at this time to pay tribute to many of the pilots in World War II that did incredible heroic deeds!
German pilots such as Erich Hartmann, Gerhard Barkhorn, who belonged to the 300 club. Gunther Rall, Adolf Galland, so many Great German Pilots!!
Hannah Reitsch who was in the Bunker with me and Hans Baur in 1945, anyone of us could have flown Hitler and Eva and Blondi their dog to safety, which we did.
Hans Pancherz the pilot in command of the JUNKERS JU-390 that flew over New York on August 28th 1943. Hans also flew Martin Bormann to Capetown South Africa in 1944 to meet with the Americans and British to finalize the agreements for OPERATION PAPERCLIP.
Hans was very happy when the British filled the JU-390 up with petrol so he could fly the long distance back to Germany! This was very gallant of the British to do this!!
For those of you who collect stories of British Propaganda, the RAF said that Hans Pancherz flew a JU-390 from Germany all the way to off the coast of South Africa looking for a lost U-Boat. The JU-390 did not have the range to fly that far!! And return to Germany?? NO WAY IN HELL. But this is what British Propaganda for 55 years reported. Very Funny!!
At this time I wish to pay tribute to the brave Italian Air Force pilots in World War II. My favorite Air Force outside of the Luftwaffe was the Italian Air Force. For more than a year these brave Italian fighter and Bomber pilots took on the RAF and many times emerged victorious, even though the Hawker Hurricane and Spitfire and P-40 were superb fighters.
The Fiat and Macchi fighters held their own against these aircraft! The Italian Bombers such as the Fiat BR-20 were some of my favorite. 300 of these Fiat BR-20 Bombers were sold to Japan where they operated under the code name,,,RUTH.
When Hitler invaded Russia, the Italian Air Force was there, shooting down Russian Fighters! The Macchi Fighters proved superior to the Russian aircraft, but it was the Italian pilots who were much better!!
Please Remember, that basically I was just a Junkers JU-52 Pilot who flew supplies to our troops. Later I was a Test Pilot and flew covert missions for KG-200, BUT I WAS NEVER A GREAT ACE in our Luftwaffe.
Remember that some of the bravest and heroic pilots in the American Air Force flew DC-3 transports. The American pilots who flew the Douglas DC-3 have a lot in common with me!

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Dear President Donald Trump, USA,
I wanted to thank you for not revealing to the press that you have visited AREA 51 and saw some very interesting things. ALIENS, exotic space-craft, our elevator that can take cargo into space 125 miles up. However the most fascinating thing to you was Anna Kreisling's Ass and her fabulous Firm tan Knockers!
Donald the reason Hitler and I are writing to you is that America is in serious trouble. Why??? You want another $200 Billion Dollars for your War to take over IRAN's oil reserves. Despite what you and AL GORE think about the American People, they are not dumb. They see you and all the other BILLIONAIRES IN THIS NATION, PAYING NO TAXES.
Yet, you are asking the poor and middle class to pay $200 Billion more TAX DOLLARS so that you can take over the oil in IRAN???
When Adolf Hitler became Chancellor of Germany in 1933, it took him three years to restore the economy. He always put the needs and Health and aspirations of the German People first!!
However Donald, you are putting the needs of the American People dead last. You don't care that they are drowning in debt. You don't care about FREE AND HONEST ELECTIONS, You don't care that 55% of all Homeless People in America are Veterans.
When Hitler was in power the needs of the German PEOPLE, OUR VETERANS ALWAYS CAME FIRST.
In every German town and village there was a place where you could go and have soup and bread to eat for free. Hitler encouraged both the rich and poor in Germany to eat together and to think of themselves as Germans, a people that had shared bonds of love for their country and God.
Now Donald Trump I want to share with you a secret as to why you are in Serious Trouble. When Hitler invaded Russia in the Summer of 1941, he did so because the British had Blackmailed seven Top German Generals. In order to save their lives and careers, they gave Hitler completely False information about the strength of the Russian Army.
After seeing these Fake Reports and also information that Russia was planning on attacking Germany within three months. He decided to invade Russia in what was known as OPERATION BARBAROSSA.
Donald we know that four Top Intelligence officials in the CIA gave you FAKE REPORTS about IRAN. That these four individuals were recruited by the KGB years ago. Donald think about this, Why did you lift all sanctions on Russia??? Why is Russia the big winner in this war??? You have been set up, and the consequences for America will be catastrophic!!!
Mr. President if I may be so bold, we must not allow the Russkies to emerge as the No. 1 power in Europe! Everyday why are you running down NATO and saying that they are a bunch of cowards??? Who is telling you to say such terrible things????

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Dear Senator Bernie Sanders,
How is everything going out there in Las Vegas! Bernie the Dumbest people in the world are the American People! They are so dumb that I still get tons of money and Fan Mail for my book,,,AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH.
In this book I show how Florida will be underwater by the year 2012. How the oceans will rise and take back most of California.
Speaking of California, Bernie have you been to U.C. Berekley lately?? 12 years ago 22 ISIS Flags adorned the campus center. Jewish Students were beaten up and many killed, and all the Democrats in charge of the U.C. Campuses approved of this.
Bernie now the students there are lined up around the block wanting to join HAMAS and ISIS and Hezbollah. Amazing! These schools charge $100,000 dollars a year to attend and these rich white Parents are sending their kids off to be Terrorists at UCLA, AND U.C. BEREKLEY.
Bernie, they have classes at U.C. Berekley that teach how to burn the American Flag, how to beat up and kill Jewish kids, how to rob a Bank and then send the money to Hezbollah.
Bernie they want you and the HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE to come and talk about your adventures in GAZA!!
We have 100,000 students who want to join you in your attack on AREA 51, THEY WANT TO FILM THIS EPIC SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE!!
The students at U.C. Berekley are so dumb that they do not believe that Anna Kreisling and the Gigantic Monstrous 55 yard wide SPIDERS even exist!! They know nothing about NAZI Technology and OPERATION PAPERCLIP!! ALL they want to do is smoke Dope and drop ACID and go and fight for IRAN!! So Bernie come to U.C. Berekley and give one of your $ MILLION DOLLAR SPEECHES, AND TELL THESE Dumb pieces of shit, what they want to hear! How Israel sells the Muslims PEPSI and Zionist Cheeseburgers, and how their French Fries are dipped in Mayonaise and sold to the French!!
Bernie, you and Joe Biden should hang out around the pool at CEASARS PALACE,,,that is where Anna Kreisling comes there to swim!! Completely nude,,,You can see her picture on the brochure about CEASARS PALACE. She is shown laying by the pool in a coral orange bikini, which she takes off when she wants to swim or sunbathe!! She is so beautiful in this picture!!

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Dear President Donald Trump USA,
Surprise!! I AM STILL ALIVE!! First you say you want to fight me in New York,,,so I come to New York. Then you chicken out and want me to fight J.D. VANCE,,,THAT SISSY BOY,,,Then he chickens out!! Next you want me to get into the ring with Pam Bondi, and she has a FLAMETHROWER,,,and I only get to have a butter knife??? No way, Jose!! You think I am a Moron a Retard like you??? So I escape and come back to IRAN.
So now you are dancing around Mar-Largo telling everyone that you killed me??? Hitler had seven people that were his doubles and he used them. I have over 55 Iranian Ayatollahs that look like me, and you have killed 7 of them so far.
Why do you want to kill me?? I kept the Hormuz Strait open, I kept the oil flowing, so why did you kill 46,000 Iranian Women and children in your bombing campaign???
Just because I invaded Saudi Arabia and captured Mecca??? I was going to proclaim myself the TRUE PROPHET OF GOD,,,and then Bill Clinton had to go and ruin everything by calling up Anna Kreisling and her own private body guard. She takes orders from Saudi Arabia??? Why??? Why is she so devoted to Japan and Saudi ARABIA??? THIS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND!!!
Why does she ride a horse, why do all the Japanese Samurai that fight for her ride horses???? Why do they kill with swords??? How does this GATE TECHNOLOGY WORK??? How can she summon the Prophet Mohammed and his HOLY WARRIORS OF GOD????

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Dear President Xi Jinping of Red China,
In three weeks I am flying to China to give you the opportunity to invest in 45 New Golf Courses to be built around the world under the TRUMP Banner. Yet instead of acting like a modern civilized Leader, you have to go and threaten me with sending 500,000 troops to IRAN???
Xi Jinping, do you know why I have already declared Victory in OPERATION EPIC FURY?? Because IRAN if they don't surrender and open up the Strait of Hormuz, I am going to bring the U.S. Military back home and turn this mess over to Anna Kreisling and the Nazi's at AREA 51.
IRAN will think that Operation Epic Fury is a Picnic compared with what Anna Kreisling will do to IRAN if I give her the Green Light!! Xi Jinping, if you send the Commie Chink soldiers to IRAN, they are all going to die there.
I'm telling you this, because I can be your best friend, just ask Vladimir Putin what a Great Friend I can be!
Even though he helps IRAN kill American soldiers, I have lifted all Sanctions on Russia, and they are making a ton of money selling their oil !!
Vladimir and I have done a lot of deals together, and I am looking forward to the TRUMP TOWER in Moscow!! Solid GOLD TOILETS AND SINKS AND BATHTUBS all through this magnificent Palace!!
So Xi Jinping, NO I AM NOT GOING TO HELP YOU CAPTURE ANNA KREISLING!! When I do something stupid, she comes right through the walls and windows here at the WHITE HOUSE and kicks me in the balls!! You think that I enjoy getting my Cajones kicked so hard that they swell up and look like TENNIS BALLS!!
IRAN is going to be saturated with Radioactive Isotopes that will make their skin fall off, they are going to die by the millions, because they have threatened the Royal Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Look at what happened to those 5,000 Iranian troops when they tried to take Mecca!! None of them survived!! None of their guns or weapons worked and they were slaughtered like pigs with swords from Anna Kreisling and her 300 Japanese Samurai and the Prophet Mohammed with 600 Holy Warriors of God riding down on the Persians slaughtering them with their swords!!
So Xi Jinping, you better cool it, and go eat some rice with your Cats and Dogs that you love to eat! Remember that at AREA 51 They have technology that is 500 years more advanced than anything that we have!!
By the way, you need to tell Bernie Sanders and President Joe Biden and those 3,000 Persians from IRAN with their DRONES in California right now that Anna Kreisling and the Nazi's at AREA 51 ARE VERY AWARE OF THEM COMING !!! Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders are assholes and Dimwitted RETARDS if they think they can capture the WHITE WOLF, and the GATE TECHNOLOGY!! THEY HAVE FAILED THREE TIMES ALREADY!! WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!!! But they are Democrats, and that is why they always FAIL,, JUST LOOK AT CALIFORNIA,,,THEY HAVE THE HIGHEST GAS PRICES IN THE NATION!!!

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Dear President Donald TRUMP USA,
Listen to my words carefully, I have a deal for you,,,a Great Deal,,unless you help me capture Anna Kreisling and the GATE TECHNOLOGY that the Nazi's have perfected at AREA 51, I will send 500,000 Red Chinese troops with full Air Support and Armor and other weapons to IRAN.
Then you will have to deal with IRAN backed by a Super Power, a Nuclear Super Power. Are you listening ???
After Egypt was defeated by Israel in 1967, they invited the Russians to come in and they became formidable. Syria also invited the Russian Military to come into their country. The result was the Yom Kippur War in 1973. Israel was almost defeated, they had over 8,000 soldiers killed. The only reason Israel survived was because Richard Nixon flew massive amounts of War Supplies to Israel. Also he had 157 F-4 Phantoms from Europe flown to Israel by American Air Force Pilots who volunteered to fly combat missions for Israel.
So Donald, you are going to have a choice, you can help President Joe Biden and Senator Bernie Sanders capture Anna Kreisling and the GATE TECHNOLOGY at AREA 51,,,,OR,,,,Red China will come to the aid and rescue of IRAN, and then you will really have a WAR!! A War you can not win.
So in the coming weeks let me know what your choice is,,,then you can leave the Middle East and declare Victory,,,and then help us and yourself in capturing THE WHITE WOLF, Anna Kreisling!!

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In the Heart of Africa,,,KHARTOUM,,,SUDAN,
My Fellow Americans,
I am deeply honored that you consider me the LAST GREAT PRESIDENT of the United States.
I want to honor Jesse Jackson by flying over here to Africa and having a really Good Time!! I mean a really GOOD TIME!!
In my quest for the best Black Ass and Peach Pie on the planet, I am here in Khartoum,,,in the middle of the Sudan. TARZAN made this place famous in all his movies. The British with their horny wives would be on Safari in the Sudan, they would have 500 Spearchuckers carrying their baggage, then some Crockodiles would get after them and TARZAN would swing out of the trees and carry away da White Women while the Crockodiles would eat the Jungle Bunnies!
Then the British Aristocrats would shoot their SAFARI RIFLES at TARZAN WHEN THEY HEARD THE SCREAMS FROM THEIR WOMEN!!
Then TARZAN and Cheetah would take off, and leave the women who were really mad at their British Husbands for ruining their Vacations!!
Anyway, all the Black Women here think that I am Tarzan, and they want me to have all the Black Ass I want while eating Peach Pie!!

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S E C R E T A R Y of S T A T E,,,,, M A R C O R U B I O,,

Dear Senator Bernie Sanders,
This is TOP SECRET, so you must understand that I can disavow anything that is on this post.
As you know, six days ago, IRAN sent 3,000 paratroopers and seized Mecca. They did this to proclaim that the Ayatollah Khamenei was the true Prophet of God, and that Mohammed was an imposter!
Saudi Arabia did not want a WAR with IRAN, so they contacted Bill Clinton, who then contacted Anna Kreisling at AREA 51, and told her the situation.
Within 25 minutes she was on her way to Saudi Arabia with her personal body guard and her NAZI Engineers. Outside of Mecca they set up a GATE, a GATE that had access to thousands of Dimensions.
It was from this GATE that she summoned the Prophet Mohammed and his Holy Warriors! The advanced NAZI Technology bombarded Mecca with Microwaves that melted firing pins and made all modern weapons useless!
It was then that Anna and her 300 Japanese Samurai on horseback, and Mohammed with his 600 Holy Warriors for Allah rode towards the Iranian Soldiers, who laughed when they saw Warriors on Horses advance towards thier positions! Then they stopped laughing when they found out that none of their weapons worked. They were over run, with Swords flashing in the sunlight, blood was everywhere, heads were being hacked off and flying through the air. The Persians were screaming and running everywhere. None of them survived.
When Ayatollah Khamenei in IRAN found out about the slaughter, he ordered IRAN to launch all their Missiles at every target in the Middle East. Both President Trump and Israel knew they were under attack, and so they struck IRAN hard. This is the beginning of the current war.
Remember Bernie, you must keep this TOP SECRET, THE FACT THAT ANNA KREISLING at AREA 51 HAS THIS TYPE OF WEAPONRY and has the power to summon and ask help from the Prophet Mohammed is something that the world is not ready to understand.
Bernie you and Joe Biden and President Xi Jinping of China must give up on your obsession of attacking AREA 51 and CAPTURING ANNA KREISLING. You have tried FOUR TIMES, and each time you have seen your Red Chinese Army Troops get ate alive by Gigantic Huge SPIDERS, bombed by STUKA Dive Bombers, and chased by huge Dinosaurs, not to mention the other ALIEN MONSTERS that roam out in that Desert!!

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SECRETARY OF WAR, THE PENTAGON, PETE HEGSETH,

Dear Marjorie Taylor Greene,
You are wrong as usual. Israel did not attack Iran first, nor did the United States. 15 hours ago, Iranian troops parachuted into Mecca and tried to claim that Iran and the true Prophet of God now controlled this Holy Site.
Within three hours Anna Kreisling landed in the Desert near Mecca with 300 Japanese Samurai all on horses, and then they established and built a GATE, A GATE that can go into thousands of different Dimensions.
Out of this GATE poured 600 Islamic Warriors all in black, riding the most beautiful Arabian horses I have ever seen, their swords flashing in the sunlight!! Leading them on horseback was the Prophet Mohammed!!
Together they joined up and rode towards Mecca. The Persians could see them coming and they prepared their guns and cannons to slaughter the forces of Islam. However as Anna and her Samurai and Mohammed and his Holy Warriors came within 600 yards of the Iranian Guards they found out that none of their guns worked, the firing pins were melted and none of the cannons worked. Then Mohammed gave the signal to attack and the entire force on horseback attacked. The Persians who numbered more than 3,000 troops were shocked when the wave of horses broke their lines and the swords flashed in the sunlight, as hundreds of Persians were being slaughtered on the battlefield, blood and the bodies of many of these Persian Infidels littered the battlefield.
When it was over, Anna had the Iranian Military Officers brought to her, and there under the words of Mohammed, she and her Samurai chopped off their heads and put them on wooden stakes. Then all of the Persian bodies were put in a pit, and the Gasoline and Petrol that they had brought was poured over their bodies and they were burned.
When News of this disastrous attack was flashed back to Iran, the Ayatollah Khameinie ordered Missiles and Drones to attach Saudi Arabia and every nation in the Middle East.
The United States and Israel and many other nations are now at war with Iran. We did not start this war, but by golly we are going to finish it!!
The Royal Family of Saudi Arabia would like to thank Anna Kreisling and her Samurai and the Prophet Mohammed and his Holy Warriors for saving Mecca from the Persian Infidels! ALLAH ACHBAR!! could be heard across the Desert Sands,,,

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Dear President Donald TRUMP, USA,
While Rachel Maddow was bitching, you gave the GREATEST SPEECH of your Life!! IT WAS SO GOOD THAT ELON AND ME WET OUR PANTS!! We were jumping up and down,,shouting USA,,,USA,,,USA!!
Anna Kreisling and Martin Bormann were shouting ,,,SIEG HEIL,,,SEIG HEIL,,,SIEG HEIL!!! That was because Adolf Hitler entered the room with Heinrich Himmler!!
Let me tell you me and Bill Gates are really happy and thrilled that you are the President!!
Did you hear about Joe Biden in Las Vegas??? Him and Bernie were shooting craps and watching your speech, when Joe Biden started screaming obscenities at you on screen and crapped all over the Casino!! He was just wearing a Silvery G-string,,,so the crap went everywhere!! They had to evacuate the Casino because the smell was so bad!!
Bernie tried to help by wiping his ass with a towel, but the smell was so bad that they had to take him away in an ambulance!!
Anyway Donald you can read about it in the Las Vegas Sun Gazette!!!
Bill Gates was wondering what you gonna do about IRAN??? Vladimir Putin called Elon Musk and was wondering the same thing???
Anyway, Adolf HITLER said," The Persian Mauser is one of the best Mausers ever exported by Germany, they are superb rifles, with a huge bayonet that strikes fear into the English Dogs!! Everyone should own one, and also a Black Widow Luger!!"
Anna Kreisling agreed and said," Every young Nazi Girl should also own a Ruger Mini 14, it is ideal for protecting her home!!"

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My Fellow Communists and Marxist Leninists Around the World.
Well folks, tonight is the night that Donald Trump gets in front of Congress and Lies like a SKUNK about how great he is and how great the economy is doing, and what a Great Job ICE is doing !!
However Folks, I am not worried about his dumb ass, I am worried about my own skinny butt!! President Xi Jinping of Red China is really pissed at me!! FOUR TIMES I HAVE ATTACKED AREA 51, AND THOUSANDS OF CHINKS AND BEANERS AND HARVARD HAMAS STUDENTS HAVE BEEN KILLED AND EATEN BY THOSE MASSIVE GIGANTIC SPIDERS!! Hell last time we got attacked by STUKA Dive bombers flown by Hans Ulrich Rudel and many other Great STUKA Pilots!!
Senator Bernie Sanders is worried that he won't be able to recruit anymore White Rich kids from Harvard because so many have been burnt alive, heads blown off, stomachs exploding and Guts flying everywhere!!
But I'm not worried about those HARVARD RICH FUCKERS!! I GOTS TO WORRY ABOUT MY OWN SKINNY BUTT!!
Now Anna Kreisling and the NAZI Kreigsmarine have sneaked into the harbor at Shang Hai, AND SANK THE LARGEST AIRCRAFT CARRIER IN THE WORLD!! Those Nazi's did it with a World War II Diesel Submarine that they had sold to North Korea!!
Then they make a deal with Kim Jong Un, that fat bastard who runs North Korea that they wanted to lease the Sub, for just 2 months, just like they were leasing a BMW CAR!!! This dumb shit Commie said YES to this and gave them a fully Armed German U-Boat used in World War II.
They slipped into this Red Chinese harbor and sank an $88 Billion Dollar Aircraft CARRIER!! It had two Nuclear Reactors on board just like the USS GERALD FORD, AMERICA'S LARGEST CARRIER!!
Radiation is spilling out everywhere, and the Chinks are losing skin, hair, and watching their ball turn green and then black and then fall off!!
To say that President Xi Jinping of China is pissed, is an UNDERSTATEMENT!! He blames Anna Kreisling and the NAZI'S AT AREA 51!!
But in all fairness, you can't attack AREA 51 FOUR TIMES and expect ADOLF HITLER AND ANNA KREISLING NOT TO RETALIATE!!!
Well Folks, Bernie and I are in Las Vegas, having a Great Time! As long as you have a Silver G-String, and a Coon Skin Cap, and some Indian Leather Fringed Boots on and a ton of Money and a TON OF COCAINE, YOU GOTS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!!
Right Bernie????

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TO; Sec. of Defense Pete HEGSETH, the Pentagon,

Have you been reading the Chinese Communist Newspapers?? They have President Xi Jinping of China bragging that on March 26th, 2026 they are going to invade Taiwan and take back their island.
This is being reported in the PEOPLE'S DAILY NEWSPAPER, and the BEIJING DAILY NEWS !!
Are you and Donald prepared for this??? In both Red Chinese Newspapers they are threatening Anna Kreisling at AREA 51 TO NOT COME AND HELP TAIWAN. Pete as you know most of the U.S. NAVY is off in the Indian Ocean or off the coast of Venezuela!!
President Xi Jinping of China is saying that if Anna Kreisling saves Taiwan he is going to invade California and then march his ONE MILLION TROOPS on an attack of AREA 51.
On page 22 of the People's Daily he is accusing Anna Kreisling of destroying a Red Chinese Aircraft Carrier while at her dock in Shang-Hai. He says a NAZI Diesel powered submarine slipped into the harbor and put three torpedo's into this Carrier!! This was a Nuclear Powered Aircraft CARRIER, THE BIGGEST IN THE WORLD. The Nuclear Reactor on board had a major Meltdown and Radiation is leaking everywhere!!

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Dear Zionist Pig, the Infidel President Donald TRUMP,

Well I am back in my Palace here in IRAN. I came to New York to fight you, but you chickened out!! First you want Vice President J.D. Vance to take your place,,,then he chickens out!! Next you want me to get in the ring with your A.G. Pam Bondi, who will be armed with a FLAME THROWER and you give me only a butter knife and a fork???? What kind of Moron do you think I am?? God does not reward the ignorant Morons on this Earth.
Speaking of Morons, Donald this time when you attack IRAN, we are going to destroy both of your AIRCRAFT CARRIERS, WE WILL INVADE KUWAIT, THEN WE WILL INVADE SAUDI ARABIA.
Remember during Desert Storm, when the Saudi Men went to Cairo to dance in the Disco's and they let the Americans do all the fighting!! Donald do you think the Democrats will let you save Saudi Arabia???
The only nation IRAN is worried about is ISRAEL. Did you know that when King Nebukhadnezzar let the Jewish people return to their land of ISRAEL, THAT 10 of their tribes stayed in IRAN because they enjoyed making Love to Persian Women. TEN TRIBES STAYED!! All they did was fornicate with Persian Women, and the Persian Women loved it because the Jewish Penis is EIGHT TIMES BIGGER THAN THE PERSIAN PENIS!!!
That is why we Iranians look like Zionist Jews!! We look in the Mirror and we see a guy with a beard with a big nose, and a huge PENIS!! This is why we actually are brothers!! After 2,500 years we are a bunch of Jews!!
So Donald when you attack IRAN, YOU ARE ACTUALLY ATTACKING ISRAEL!!! We are the TEN LOST TRIBES OF ISRAEL.
Mr. President, if I may be so bold, this is why Anna Kreisling and the NAZI'S WANT TO DESTROY IRAN. They hate us because we are a bunch of Jewish renegades!! Also Anna Kreisling has been seen riding her horse with the Prophet Mohammed, who rides a Black Arabian Stallion!!
This was confirmed in Japan, when she opened a GATE AND MANY FAMOUS ISLAMIC WARRIORS CAME RIDING THROUGH!! She hates IRAN just because we want to kill all the stinking Muslims in Saudi Arabia!!!

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My Luftwaffe and Junkers JU-390 enthusiasts!
This February 28th, Anna Kreisling will be at the OPEN FAIR, at the Herwaldt Motorcycle Shop in Fresno California! She will be arriving on her BMW R-18 Classic Motorcycle. Later in the day she will be signing books at the CLOVIS BOOK STORE,,,THE BOOK BARN. Her book,,,BERLIN BABY OVER NEW YORK, is the true story of the Photo-Recon flight over Michigan and New York on August 28th, 1943. Also in this autobiography is many of her other memories from the 1930's and World War II.
I will see you at the BOOK BARN in Clovis!!!

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My Fellow Americans,
CNN NEWS is saying that I am hopping Mad today. I'm not Mad, I'm pissed, I am furious, I am going to tear the heads off those Pussies at the Supreme Court and play soccer with their heads!
Now they tell me that I have to pay all this $ Billions and Billions of dollars back because they say the TARIFFS were illegal. THE HELL I AM!! This money has already been spent. MY TRUMP TOWER IN MOSCOW, IS NOW COMPLETELY PAID FOR!! Guess what Democrats?? You made all this LEGAL!! The Dumbest people in the world are Democrats. First you FUND my ICE ARMY, then you let me ship half the gold at Fort Knox to Moscow. Then you let ME have all this beautiful $ Billions from the TARIFFS. YOU TURDS ARE SO DUMB!! AND ALL THE WHILE,,,ALL YOU TALK ABOUT IS EPSTEIN!! Man its like stealing candy from a CNN CANADIAN NEWS OUTLET!! MAN I LOVE BEING PRESIDENT!! I make over $ ONE BILLION DOLLARS A DAY!! THANK YOU NANCY PELOSI,,,THANK YOU CHUCKY BABY, THANK YOU GOD FOR MAKING DEMOCRATS SO DUMB!!

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Good Afternoon, My Fellow Americans,
I recently traveled to Morro Bay, California and sat down with Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Himmler and Anna Kreisling and Hannah Reitsch.
These four people are very important in the 4th Reich, and what they had to say is very important to the future of the United States.
First Adolf Hitler spoke of the failures of the Republican Party. He said that all of the Republican Senators and Congressmen have not tried to Ban Pornography or try to protect American children from Porn and smut on the internet. He said when he came to power in 1933, all Porn and Smut, was banned along with Communist Books, this is why all those books were burned, to get rid of Pornography!
Anna Kreisling then spoke of the Failures of both the Democrats and the Republicans to protect the animals that live in our world. In Africa the Chinese are still slaughtering Elephants and the wildlife there. In the oceans the Chinese are destroying the whales and the fish populations.
Heinrich Himmler spoke of the failure of Republicans to stop the Democrats from banning Patriotism in our schools, that children in California do not salute the American Flag in the morning. That Airshows have been banned by the Democrats because they are too Patriotic. American History has been changed in schools,,it now teaches the children that America is a Racist Country and White people are evil.
Hannah Reitsch spoke of the fact that in California ,,,GUNS AND AMMO ARE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO BUY, Because of the Democrats! They have taken away your rights, your 2nd Admendment Constitutional Rights.
Also in California, both the Republicans and Democrats are trying to Ban the right that you have to own an airplane, learn how to fly, to even own a car!! The Republicans under Kristi Noem are now saying that you do not have the right to own a gun, that ICE AGENTS can now raid your home anytime they feel like it. That the Department of Homeland SECURITY can now shoot and kill anyone they want to.
That ICE CONCENTRATION CAMPS ARE NOW BEING SET UP TO IMPRISON ANYONE WHO SPEAKS ABOUT CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS.
So after hearing their concerns I asked why they were so concerned about life in America now??? Hitler looked at me, and with his fierce blue eyes said," Don't you care about America?? Don't you care about the children that have to grow up in this country??? This country and Congress and the Senate and the President are all FAILING THIS NATION!! They have done nothing to make the lives of the American People better!!"

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DEER SENORITA RACHEL MADDOW,
si, Si, Si, My name is Pepper Gomez, and I go and gets a lot of Cocaine for Joe Biden and Dr. Jill Biden!! Then I take out my Donkey Dick and for 20 Peso's I give Jill a two hour ride on my Sombrero!!
Did Joe Biden watch?? Si, senior, he likey to watch!! He said it was the best show since he saw a Donkey show in Tijuana.
Anyway Amigos, this bastard talked me into going to AREA 51 and to kidnap Anna Kreisling for 1,000 Peso's!! We had 300 Casino buses filled up with Red Commie Chinese, Harvard Hamas Brigade rich kids, and lots of Mexicans who will shoot or kill anything for 20 Pesos!!
So we are riding along all singing the song, STREETS OF BAKERSFIELD by Dwight Yocum and Buck Owens when off to our right we see 55 Tyranosaurus REX DINOSAURS coming to our buses with their mouths open and big nasty white teeth gleeming in the sun!!
Then overhead we look and see 128 Ju-87 STUKA DIVE BOMBERS screaming and beginning to dive on our bus!!
I LOOK AROUND AND REALIZE THAT THERE IS NO JOE BIDEN!! No Bernie Sanders!! Do they know something that I DON'T KNOW???
200 YARDS away the Dinosaurs stop, and then the bombs rip through our buses and many STUKAS are pulling away, screaming and firing their 37mm Cannons into our bus! The Harvard student next to me has his head blown off and a fountain of blood erupts!! Wow,,,I thought,,,what a stupid GRINGO!! Then a really fat girl from Harvard has her stomach blown apart and I start saying to myself,,,WHAT IS PEPPER GOMEZ DOING HERE??? Death and screaming are everywhere, and out of bus I run, as I look back so many Mexican DRUG CARTEL GANG MEMBERS ARE ON FIRE ,,,BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT THE STUKA'S ARE GONE!! Then I see the Tyranosaurus REX Dinosaurs coming,,,and they are angry and really hungry!! I see a Chinese soldier ripped apart and eaten in just 5 seconds,,,and then another screaming as his legs disappear down the huge cavernous mouth of these monsters!! Where did Anna Kreisling and the Nazi's get dinosaurs?? Where did the STUKA DIVEBOMBERS come from???
Even though my pants are on fire, I am running ,,,AND I DON'T STOP RUNNING UNTIL I AM AT CEASARS PALACE in Las Vegas!!
Guess what AMIGOS, There is Joe Biden wearing his COON SKIN CAP, AND A SILVERY G-STRING AND SOME INDIAN FRINGE LEATHER BOOTS with Jill Biden and Bernie Sanders,,and they are both dressed like the FLYING NUN ,,,Remember Sally Fields?? And they are all yelling at me,,,PEPPER GOMEZ,,,,WHERE IS ANNA KREISLING??? YOU STUPID BASTARD!! NOW YOU GOTS TO GO BACK TO AREA 51 AND GET THIS NAZI BITCH!!! That is when me PEPPER GOMEZ FLIPPED THEM A BIRD,,,AND THEN I WENT AND PLAYED POKER FOR FIVE HOURS!!! I WON $12,000 DOLLARS!! So I Pepper Gomez had a pretty good day !!! Tomorrow I go back to Delano !!!

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Dear President Donald Jailbird TRUMP,
I come all the way to New York so I can fight you in the ring, and you chicken out!! Then you want your Gay Fruitcake VANCE to fight me,,,he chickens out,,,Then you want Pete Hegseth to fight me,,,and he chickens out!! Then you arrange for Pam Bondi your A.G. to fight me ,,,,but I will not fight a Woman!! Women are supposed to be evil and that is why we hang so many in IRAN!!
So I told your CIA and FBI TO KISS MY ASS!! Then I dressed a Pizza boy up just like me,,,and your ICE ARRESTED HIM,,AND THEN RAPED HIM, THEN THEY RAPED HIM AGAIN. Meanwhile I got on a boat and made it back to IRAN!!
So Donald did you know that I am backed by President Xi Jinping of RED CHINA!! Xi told me he is going to Pop a CAP in your ass if you don't help him capture Anna Kreisling!! At this very moment Feb. 14th, they have launched an Attack on AREA 51!!

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Dear President Donald Trump,
I watched A.G. Pam Bondi today being grilled by the Democrats and you should be very proud of her! They would ask her pointed questions and then would not let her say two words and they would be firing another question at her! The Democrats turned this hearing into a CIRCUS SHOW. However A.G. Pam Bondi defended herself magnificently and asked the Democrats some really profound questions.
Donald I am sorry that I have kicked you in the balls on several occasions, but you do learn faster that way. I enjoy the sun, and just because I am washing an airplane topless, does not give you permission to grab my ass and think that you can rape me. I am a trained warrior, and you are so lucky that I just kicked you in your Cajones.
Make no mistake, even though at times you are really arrogant and stupid,,,you are still 1,000 % better than Joe Biden. This Communist let into this country 35 million people.
Joe Biden as President had over 44,000 children held in cages. They were bought and sold to the Mexican Drug Cartels and perverts overseas. Many were given to Democrats to be killed and eaten in Satanic Cult ceremonies, this is why QaNoN was formed , to try to stop the Democrats and some Republicans from killing and eating these children.
Donald as you know, and the FBI has reported this, that the average Congressman spends $225,000 TAX DOLLARS a year on Hookers and Prostitutes. Washington D.C. has more Prostitutes than any other city in the world. The Senate is just as bad, this is why you have so many Helicopters flying at all times around our city, is that they are delivering these Hookers to wild sex parties going on. Make No mistake, this is American Tax Dollars being used in a way that is disgraceful.
Currently our Government is $39 Trillion Dollars in debt. and both the Republicans and Democrats do not believe in a BALANCED BUDGET.
The last President who believed in a BALANCED BUDGET and left office with this nation having a surplus, was Bill Clinton. He was the last truly GREAT PRESIDENT of the United States. He was also a gentleman, I never had to kick him in the balls, although Hillary wanted to several times!!
This is why as Americans we must hang and break the legs of any Republican who tries to smear this Great President.
Bill Clinton is the President that funded our 140,000 foot elevator into space that we have at AREA 51. This is the most economical way that we can supply our bases on the Moon and Mars, by loading directly into our Space Ships. No rockets needed, you just take this elevator into Space.
Donald when you visited AREA 51, I was impressed with your bravery, you rode with me this elevator, the platform is about the size of a football field, up into space, the view from there is incredible, below you the Earth is round and curved, very blue and white and with land very visible.
Most people on their first ride into space, are very afraid, but you were calm and cool, and I could tell by your eyes that you were in awe.
Donald so in closing, you should be very proud of A.G. Pam Bondi, she stood up for herself and refused to be bullied by these corrupt Democrats.

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