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My Fellow Americans,
I have Great News, I have won the Nobel Peace Prize!! No one in the world even came close!
In a few weeks the Republicans will sweep the Mid-Terms and the Democrats will be run out of Washington D.C.
I have only One Big Problem, what do I do about Anna Kreisling?? Do I send my 325,000 ICE AGENTS to attack AREA 51?? Or do I do the TACO TRUMP ROUTINE AND GET President Xi Jinping mad at me???
Then there is IRAN, BLOWING UP ALL OUR 20 BASES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. So far more than 3,598 American Military have died,,,but Pete Hegseth promised me we would keep this a secret!!
What to do??? I wish my best Buddy,,Jeffrey EPSTEIN was alive, he could tell me what to do,,,and then we could go to his island and really have some fun!!
Why is everybody so uptight about me having sex??? I remember when I made the cover of PLAYBOY and everybody was proud of me!!
Hey, but today I am HAPPY!! i'M A HAPPY BOY!! I HAVE WON THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE !!

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This is a sad time for America. We have the Republican Party which does not care anything about the Health or Well Being of Americans. Then we have the Democratic Party which is to lazy to keep Donald Trump in check, and they only care about their Communist Boss, President Xi Jinping of China.
Lately I have been criticized for wanting an American Base on the Moon, but also Mars. Many Scientists claim it is impossible to Live on Mars.
However I have been very inspired by Anna Kreisling. With her help she has taken me to the Moon seven times. The Germans have more than Seven major bases on the Moon, around 77,000 NAZI's live there, and I agree they have lives that are serene and peaceful. Many will spend five years there before going on vacation back to Earth.
Many German Children live on the Moon and when they are in 3rd Grade, they can take their First Field trip and visit the Earth. Here they usually spend 5 years in various schools before returning to the Moon.
Thanks to Anna, I have been to Mars three times. Going to Mars is very different than going to the Moon. The Germans have 3 major bases on Mars, all Glass Domed, but the Nazi's on Mars with Crispus Technology have adapted their bodies to Mars.
Example; the German Girls on Mars are much taller and thinner than the Girls on Earth. They can breathe the thin Martian air, the Sun does not bother their skin. Their Breasts are larger and float in front of them like two giant ZEPPELINS. NASA has thousands of pictures of them, with many more pictures of German Helmets, and Nazi bases. They will not release these to the public for obvious reasons.
But, it is Anna who has inspired me to have an American Base on Mars!

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My Fellow Americans,
Well folks here I am and we are going 100 m.p.h. on the Freeway heading to Oklahoma, the HOMO Capital of the world!! Out of no where, comes a 1972 Glacier White MGB AND IT SCARES THE SHIITE OUT OF ME,,,WHY?? Because Anna Kreisling out at AREA 51 HAS ONE!!
But at the wheel is SLEEPY JOE BIDEN,,and next to him is Bernie Sanders!! Right in the middle is AOC, AND SHE IS AIMING AN RPG right at me!! What a Bitch!! Then Bernie slips his hand under her skirt and starts grabbing her by the Pussy!! She screams and fires off the RPG!! iT MISSES ME AND BLOWS UP THE VAN BEHIND US!!
Vice President J.D. VANCE is in that Van and he looks like a screaming Marshmellow on fire!! But I yell at the driver to keep going,,,,NO GREAT LOSS,,,SO DON'T STOP,,,JUST KEEP GOING !!!

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My Fellow MAGA REPUBLICAN SUPPORTERS,
In all fairness, I drank 7 bottles of Jack with Pete Hegseth before I interrogated Jack!! IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT THE REPUBLICAN BITCH SITTING BY ME GAVE ME COMPLETE FALSE INFORMATION!!
These Republican Bitches are good for Nothing! Donald Trump called me up and said that I was the ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR!! HE is so mad that he is sending me to Las Vegas to attack AREA 51 and capture Anna Kreisling!! Why do I want to go to Vegas??? I told Donald Trump that if he wants to rape this girl, he should go to Vegas and attack AREA 51!!
He said," NO WAY AM I GOING TO VEGAS AND GET EATEN BY A GIANT SPIDER!! ONLY LOSERS AND MORONS JOIN THE MILITARY OR VOLUNTEER FOR ATTACKING AREA 51!! AREA 51 IS THE MOST HEAVILY GUARDED AIR BASE IN NORTH AMERICA!! THEY ALSO HAVE ALIEN TECHNOLOGY INCORPORATED INTO THE DEFENSE OF THE BASE!! That is why I am sending Pete Hegseth and V.P. J.D. VANCE to lead the attack on AREA 51!!
When what's left of them comes home in a box,,I can act all sad and talk to the MAGA MORONS what brave MAGA REPUBLICANS they were!!
So listen Eric, I want you to go to Germany and do a PORN MOVIE with VIVIAN SCHMITT,,,MY FAVORITE PORN STAR!!!
So My fellow Repubicans I'm off to Germany!! And Pete and Vance are going to AREA 51!!!

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BIG TONY, LAS VEGAS, NEW YORK, NEW YORK CASINO!!

I wake up this morning and I hear Birdies singing outside my window, Birds don't live in Las Vegas, it's to hot and if you are a Pigeon, the Homeless Vets eat them,,,it's called SQUAB.
Besides I'm up on the 32nd floor, and No Birdies are up this high. As I gaze out my window I see a huge parade below me! 30,000 Red Communist Troops are marching along, all stepping in unison like some Las Vegas Show Girls!! What really pisses me off is the fact that Joe Biden on his Harley Davidson Wide Glide, and Bernie Sanders on his VESPA Scooter are leading the Parade!
Why is the U.S. Government paying for these COMMIE RAT SHIT KICKERS TO COME TO LAS VEGAS???
I grab my ZEISS Binoculars and take a closer look. Joe Biden has parked his Motorsickle and as he gets off, huge Brown Diareah is busting out of his Diaper as Bernie Sanders walks quickly ahead of him!
The Scum are coming into my Casino! There is nothing worse than Joe Biden in your Casino! He poops all over the place and he acts like he owns the joint. He is wearing just a Diaper, a COON SKIN CAP and some Indian leather fringed boots. He smells so bad, and looks like a refugee from the year 1657 that he scares all the Hookers away! A Casino without Hookers is like being at the beach with no beer!!

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Dear Aviation Historians around the World,
Every year in Lansing Michigan we have a gathering of the men who were training in the AT-6 Trainers in Michigan on that morning of August 28th,1943. Four Squadrons were training that morning, 112th, 115th, 117th and 118th Squadrons. More than 60 of us were flying that morning at 8,000 feet, when out of the clouds this huge massive six engined aircraft emerged and within 22 seconds we were all together in one massive formation going south. All at once we noticed the Blonde in the cockpit, she was waving at us and blowing kisses, she took off her flight jacket and we went nuts trying for a better view of her!
This year for the first time we were honored to have Anna Kreisling address our gathering of pilots. We are still in awe at how GORGEOUS SHE IS ,,,,That flight over Michigan in a Junkers JU-390 , A RECON FLIGHT THAT MADE HISTORY! All of us were impressed with Anna and would like to sincerely thank her for coming to our gathering!
Anna, Thank You so very much!
Col. Scott Anderson 118th Squadron 1943

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Dear President Donald TRUMP, USA,
When I arrived in the United States, at my request you BANNED all the Press from covering my visit. This was done so we could discuss how we were going to capture Anna Kreisling the Flight Director at AREA 51.
Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders was there, Donald Trump and myself and my top Military Generals!
For two days we had to listen to Joe Biden talking about how much he wanted to tear off the clothes and bra of Anna KREISLING and see those magnificent Breast she has. He got Donald so turned on he couldn't think straight and Bernie was just slobbering like a dog in the corner thinking how great her ass was!!
For now all our Military Forces will be based in Las Vegas and at the right signal they will hit AREA 51, 110 MILES NORTH OF LAS VEGAS.
With perverts and Scumbags like Donald and Joe Biden, i honestly do not think our attack on AREA 51 will succeed.
But all three of us have Cancer, so we must succeed in capturing the GATE TECHNOLOGY, which was developed from the DIE GLOCKE device in World War ii, which was brought in a Junkers JU-390 in 1945 by Hans Kammler that famous SS Col. who also was a member of KG-200.
When you study OPERATION PAPERCLIP and how all these NAZI's were brought to America, it all makes sense.

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I mean S E C R E T A R Y O F W A R YOU ASSHOLES!
HEY HAVE WE WON THE WAR YET???? WE HAVE??? WOW!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!! DRINKING 5 BOTTLES OF JACK LEAVES YOU WONDERING!!!

Dear America,
I forgot what I was going to tell you, my Secretary with the Red Polka Dot Panties is typing this important letter. Jesus she has GREAT TITS!! Anyway folks here I am in the Pentagon and I need to take a piss, but I can't find the bathroom, so I'm gonna take a whiz in front of the Dept. of the NAVY.
Hey did those assholes aboard the U.S.S. LINCOLN ever make it home???
Hey, I'm watching T.V. and our FEARLESS LEADER is on T.V.!!! Wow, when I was a little kid I used to watch ELVIS on our little Black and White T.V.,,,,IT HAD A 10 INCH SCREEN. Hey in my office I have an APPLE 2C COMPUTER with a 10 inch screen!! WOW!! ITS ALSO Black and White and once in a while they will let me put a floppy disk in so I can write ROMANCE NOVELS which WAL-MART and TARGET SELL!! MY LATEST BOOK IS ,,,"PREGNANT BY CHRISTMAS!!" MY LAST BOOK WAS,,,THE COWBOY WHO GOT ME PREGNANT BY CHRISTMAS!!
Well Folks, Life couldn't be better for the American Voters! GAS IS NOW $1.59 PER GALLON. DIESEL IS NOW AT $2.00 A GALLON. DONALD TRUMP HAS WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FIVE YEARS IN A ROW!!
His TRUMPIAN ARCH will have SNIPERS IN IT TO SHOOT ANY CHINK OR NEEGROW OR ANY WET-BACK WHO TRIES TO PLANT FLOWERS AT our famous Miltary cemetary ...let's see,,,MMMMM,,,what do they call that place??? you know the one dedicated to Gen. Robert E. Lee???

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Blessings to all of you who keep the faith of Christianity,
What does it mean to be a Christian? Is it to build more DATA CENTERS and poison the water with Red Mercury just to keep the transistors cool??? The water for 100 miles will now cause Cancer, children and infants will die because of these Data Centers. But the Billionaires who surround Donald Trump do not care. When you look at how these Data Centers will be used by a Dictator like Donald Trump. How 90% of all people working will lose their jobs, why would the people of the United States pay for all this with their taxes????
We may be witnesses to a Biblical Prophecy come true." And there will be tremendous darkness and terror come onto humanity, and the beasts shall rule the world."
The Beasts are these Billionaires who will kill and rape the world with their money and power. People who surround Donald Trump.
Recently I had dinner with Anna Kreisling and Adolf Hitler, and I asked her why she had not intervened in human history and stopped Donald Trump. She and Adolf responded that there are many possible futures for the Human Race. A worse future would have been under Joe Biden who wanted to destroy America and sell it to Red China.
If Donald Trump has his way, A.I. Intelligence and 35,000 Data Centers will mean that Americans and their Freedoms will be gone. That A.I. WILL KILL 98% OF ALL AMERICANS, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NEEDED.
But there is another possible future where Americans fight back and destroy A.I. and the DATA CENTERS and reclaim a future devoted to people, not machines and the corrupt Billionaires like Donald Trump.
Both Anna and Adolf Hitler were deeply touched when the Pope gave them his blessing. That the Nazi Party has a Holy Mission to save Humanity!

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Si, Amigos, My name is Pepper Gomez and I live in Delano, California!!!
Last night I gets a call from that GRINGO JOE BIDEN. HE TELLS ME TO GET 450,000 Mexican Drug Cartel Gang Members ready to attack AREA 51!! HE SAYS that Donald Trump is going to send 125,000 ICE CUBE AGENTS and the Minnesota National Guard to attack AREA 51!!
Then he says that when President XI JINPING OF CHINA GETS HERE,,HE IS COMING WITH 345,000 Red Chinese Troops to capture AREA 51!!
I TELL THIS EL GRANDE PUTA JOE BIDEN,,,THAT IF YOU FAILED THREE TIMES, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN NOW CAPTURE THIS NAZI BLONDE BITCH FROM HELL??? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??? DO YOU WANT TO DIE??? DO YOU WANT PEPPER TO TAKE HIS LAST PISS???? DO YOU WANT PEPPER AND ALL THESE MEXICANS TO HAVE NO MORE TECQUILA AND CHICKEN ENCHILADAS?????
We would love to see all the CHINKS AND ICE AGENTS DIE,,,BUT WE MEXICANS HAVE A LOT TO LIVE FOR!! More Pussy and BEER!!!
Joe, if you want to capture Anna Kreisling, just go to Porterville Airport on a SATURDAY MORNING,,,,THAT IS WHEN SHE FLIES HER World War I aircraft,,,,SHE HAS A FOKKER D-7....A FOKKER DRI TRIPLANE,,,A PFALZ D-3.. AND EVEN A BRITISH SOPWITH TRIPLANE!!! Her next door neighbor James Newsom has a 1941 TAYLORCRAFT ,,,a TIGER MOTH,,,AND A GREAT LAKES BIPLANE!!
So Joe,,,wake up!! Why do you want to get so many people killed?? Just go to Porterville Airport and grab Anna Kreisling and throw her into the back of a VAN !!!

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Dear President Joe Biden and President Donald Jailbird TRUMP,
Well in a few days I will be in Washington D.C. and the three of us will talk about how we are going to capture Anna Kreisling and secure this GATE TECHNOLOGY! Donnie and Joe, you better not disappoint me or I will have your Cajones cut off and fry them with my ORANGE CHICKEN.
i AM DOING YOU TWO ASSHOLES A FAVOR! ALL THREE OF US HAVE CANCER AND WE ARE GOING TO DIE UNLESS WE CAPTURE THE WHITE WOLF!!
Donald everytime you open your mouth you sound like the BIGGEST ASSHOLE ON THE PLANET. ALSO IN PUBLIC WHY DO YOU USE THE F-WORD SO MUCH??? To act big and tough???
If you were a really GREAT and TOUGH LEADER YOU WOULD HAVE WON THE WAR AGAINST IRAN THREE MONTHS AGO!!
Your Pentagon spends 10 times more money than China and Russia combined!! Yet you have a very weak military. Let me tell you asshole, in the real world, in real war. The numbers of tanks and planes and combat soldiers really matters a lot!!
In the Middle East at this very moment you only have 4,000 Combat troops that could invade IRAN. IRAN HAS OVER 328,000 ARMED FANATICS READY TO KILL YOU. DO THE MATH, YOU HAVE A CHICKEN SHIT MILITARY.
You have far to many desk Jockeys like Pete Hegseth drinking 5 bottles of Jack a day, typing Love letters to PAMELA ANDERSON!!!
CHINA HAS THE LARGEST ARMY IN THE WORLD, WE HAVE THE LARGEST NAVY, FIVE TIMES MORE SUBMARINES THAN YOU HAVE! We have the LARGEST AIR FORCE IN THE WORLD. SO DONALD YOU WANT TO START A WAR IN ASIA??? Instead you are planning a WAR WITH CANADA??? REMEMBER THIS YOU RETARDED CHINPANZEE SQUIRTING DIAREAH, IF YOU INVADE CANADA,,WE THE PEACE LOVING CHINESE ARE GOING TO HELP CANADA KICK YOUR ASS!! SO TACO,,GO AHEAD AND HAVE YOUR ICE GO OUT AND SHOOT WOMEN AND CHILDREN. ICE JUST PROVES WHAT A COWARD YOU ARE! WHAT A FILTHY PIECE OF GARBAGE YOU ARE.
So listen Joe and Donnie boy, President Xi is coming to town, you better be there with good plans on how we are going to capture Anna Kreisling!!
SAUPMAMKA, UP YOURS,
With a Chinese Knife,
Donnie Boy, don't disappoint me !!!

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My Fellow Americans,
Well here I am in Ireland. Land of the Free and Home of the Brave. Man I already own so much of Ireland, my Golf Courses are what keep Ireland supplied with jobs. It doesn't take much brains to be a CADDY, AND IRELAND IS FILLED WITH BIG 246 POUND GIRLS WHO MAKE GREAT CADDY'S!! EVEN IF YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY THEY WILL GIVE YOU A HOLE IN ONE!!!
Even the Pope was here to greet me. He said I was a Sinner and a Fornicator, a Liar and A POS!!! So I gave him $50 thousand dollars and now he is my best friend !!! He now says I am going to Heaven with Stormy Daniels and we will have 5,000 kids in heaven!!
Last night I told Marco Rubio that I was going to tear down the KILBEGGAN WHISKEY Distillery and replace it with a CAT HOUSE!! That is when Anna Kreisling appeared in front of me and with an evil grin she kicked me in the BALLS EIGHT TIMES!! As I lay screaming and writhing on the floor she explained to me that KILBEGGAN IRISH WHISKEY IS HITLER'S FAVORITE WHISKEY!! That anyone who dares to take away his whiskey will be hanged up with piano wire and his CAJONES CUT OFF!!
After two hours I stopped screaming from the pain,,,and I looked up. There she was smiling down at me! Wearing an SS hat and a black leather jacket with no bra!! Her wonderful 38DD breasts straining against the black leather,,,the wonderful space between her TITS,,A HEAVERNLY CHASM OF PARADISE,,,THIS CLEAVAGE HAS GOT TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!!
Pope Leo told me that this is proof that GOD EXISTS!!!

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Dear Rachel Maddow MSNBC,
You have met with Anna Kreisling, is she doing well? Why is she kicking V.P. J.D. VANCE in the balls?? Why does she get angry and is kicking President Trump in the Cajones?? Usually she stays out of sight, this is not like her! This is not like her at all.
Rachel while you know this information, I am passing on geneology information. Kreisling is indeed a Baltic German name from Estonia, Going back over a thousand years. Also you have German Jews in France with the name of Kreisling, and they are famous for their wine making. Did you know that FRANCE has a wine named in her honor!! The ANNA KREISLING WINE.
The real historical question is ,,,,Hannah Kreisling the nurse that cared for Adolf Hitler at Pasewalk Hospital in 1918,,,was she Jewish??? All that we know is that she came to Germany from Estonia in 1916 to help care for the German soldiers. That in 1918 and 1919 she was very much in love with Adolf, and on January 10th 1920 she had a baby in which Adolf Hitler and Rudolf Hess witnessed the birth of Anna Kreisling.
This part of Adolf Hitler's life is shrouded with mystery. We do know that Hannah and Adolf belonged to the THULE SOCIETY.

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Dear President Donald TRUMP USA,
Donald, I have Cancer,,,Xi jinping of China has Cancer, and now you have Cancer and half a brain left after HHS Sec. KENNEDY put those worms in your brain to eat away all the fat and shit that was in there!!
Donald Xi Jinping of China says that if you help us attack AREA 51 AND CAPTURE THE WHITE WOLF, AND HELP US RAPE AND TORTURE HER UNTIL WE HAVE THE GATE TECHNOLOGY,,,,HE WILL LET YOU HAVE FIRST CHANCE TO ENTER THE GATE AND HAVE YOUR DNA ENCODED,,,YOU WILL THEN LIVE FOREVER!! IF YOU DON'T HELP US,,,,CHINA WILL HELP CANADA IN A WAR THAT WILL DEFEAT THE UNITED STATES!!
Donald did you know that the ROYAL CANADIAN AIR FORCE has over 2,587 fighter jets that guard North America. The USA HAS ONLY 126!!!
CANADA CAN PUT 387,000 TROOPS TO FIGHT YOUR ARMY. YOU ONLY HAVE 86,000 ICE AGENTS WHO ARE COWARDS and are only good for killing unarmed AMERICANS!! Your National Guard Troops will not fight CANADA BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT YOU ARE A COWARD, A DRAFT DODGER AND THEY WILL NOT FIGHT OR DIE FOR A DRAFT DODGER!!!
Donald if you don't join Xi Jinping and me,,GOOD OLD JOE BIDEN,,,YOU ARE SCREWED!!! LET US KNOW SOON,,,OR ELSE Xi Jinping will send 500,000 troops to help CANADA!!! SAYONARA SUCKER!!!

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Dear Rachel Maddow MSNBC NEWS,
This morning I finally met Anna Kreisling. She kicked me in the Balls and then stuck a CUCUMBER UP MY ASS!!
This is not a very nice thing to do! Why did she do this?? I'm just a helpless Vice President!! If Donald wants me to call the WAR WITH IRAN, NOT A WAR,,,WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL.
Rachel, 22 years ago I was like you! A Democrat running around in my Pink TUUTUU, AND WINNING SO MANY DRAG SHOWS!!
Now I am just a heart beat away from becoming the President of the United States!!
But Rachel why is Anna so mad?? So many AMERICANS ARE SO MAD AT DONALD AND ME,,,WHY?? JUST BECAUSE WE CHANGED THE NAME OF NEW MEXICO TO SOUTH AMERICA??? JUST BECAUSE WE WANT TO INVADE GREENLAND AND RAPE ALL THE ESKIMO BITCHES??? JUST BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO WAR WITH CANADA AND MAKE IT OUR 51ST STATE????
So many angry Americans out there!! Don't they know that Gasoline is selling for $2.00 dollars a Gallon!! And DIESEL is selling for $1.75 !!!
You can even buy a brand new 3 bedroom house for $56,000 dollars!!! Thanks to Donald TRUMP ALL OF THIS IS SOMETHING WE CAN DREAM ABOUT WHEN WE ARE IN BED FAST ASLEEP!!

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Dear Rachel Maddow MSNBC,
It is sad that in human History, one act, one defining moment can have far reaching consequences. When the RAF Mosquito fighter Bombers blew up the largest Mistel that KG-200 had ever built. Taking a captured and repaired LANCASTER RAF Bomber and combining it with a ME-110 long range fighter,,,with a 10,000 pound bomb in the nose and the fuselage of the LANCASTER. I was prepared to fly it at night into the Kremlin in Moscow and kill the entire Soviet Command and STALIN himself.
This would have been a blessing to all mankind. To have killed STALIN before he could enslave all of Eastern Europe.
America is now in grave danger. We have a President who does not believe in our Constitution. He only cares about making himself richer with each passing day. Every day he wakes up and cusses and curses ELON MUSK because Elon made his TRILLION DOLLARS the old fashioned way, he worked for it. and created New Technologies.
Donald though is making his money by stealing from the American Tax Payer. Example; Donald and his Buddy Contractor billed Congress for $200 Million Tax Dollars to renovate the Lincoln pool. They stuck that money into their pockets, and Donald's Buddy Contractor spent only $22,000 Dollars doing a crappy job. In one month it started falling apart. To make matters worse Donald and his mafia contractor started dumping TOXIC Chemicals into the pool to combat the GREEN ALGAE. Ducks and Birds and many animals died drinking this water. Yet Good Ole Donald would LIE LIE LIE AND BLAME THE PUBLIC FOR VANDALIZING THE POOL!!
America, wake up,,,soon Donald is going to declare WAR ON CANADA. He is going to tell you that NO FREE ELECTIONS WILL BE HELD UNTIL CANADA IS DESTROYED. Where are the Republican Senators??? Where are the cowardly Democrats??? You can stop Donald from declaring WAR ON CANADA. SHOW SOME COURAGE!! SHOW THAT YOU CARE ABOUT AMERICA!!! STOP THIS WAR WITH CANADA!!

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Dear President Xi Jinping of CHINA,
How's it hangen Baby! Xi,,The Dumbest People in the World are the American People. Donald and his boys are making $800 Million Dollar a Day off of this War with IRAN. The American Taxpayer is spending $ ONE BILLION DOLLARS A DAY ON THIS WAR. Yet, they don't care. Donald is going to take away their HEALTH CARE, SOCIAL SECURITY,,THEY DON'T CARE. This proves just how dumb these American Pigs are!!
Xi, the dumbest people in the world live in TEXAS! All they want to do is get drunk and play with Cow Shiitte all day long! Donald and his BILLIONAIRE FRIENDS WANT TO PUT 33,000 MORE DATA CENTERS IN TEXAS,,,AND THE INBRED TEXAS HILLBILLIES COULD CARE LESS!!
Donald and his Billionaire Friends want the TAXPAYERS TO PAY FOR BUILDING THEM AND THEN THE LOCAL MORONS IN TEXAS TO PAY ALL THE BILLS!! PLUS to cool these Data Centers they have to use Red Mercury to mix in the water. After the water leaves these DATA CENTERS they will have this Red Mercury in the drinking water. if you drink this water you will get CANCER. BUT THE DUMB SHITTES IN TEXAS DON'T CARE!!
Now you understand why TRUMP AND HIS BILLIONAIRE BUDDIES WANT DATA CENTERS!! Xi then TRUMP wants to destroy CASH MONEY in the United States. With these DATA CENTERS THEY CAN TRACK EVERY PENNY YOU MAKE AND SPEND. EVERYTHING WILL BE BY CREDIT CARD. AND THE BANKS WILL CONTINUE TO GET 25% INTEREST ON EVERYTHING YOU BUY!!
Donald also wants to build 68 NEW CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND ICE AGENTS WILL ROUND OF DEMOCRATS, BLACKS AND MEXICANS SO THAT WE CAN GAS THEM, SHOOT THEM, And make DONALD TRUMP THE RICHEST DICTATOR IN THE WORLD!!
What a Guy!! So Xi soon all your DREAMS WILL COME TRUE.
Sincerely, Pete Hegseth,

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Dear President Donald Trump USA,
What is wrong with your Vice President?? He gets on T.V. and says that America is not at WAR???? Did you tell this Fruitcake to say this???
Twenty years ago J.D. VANCE was a Democrat and a DRAG QUEEN WITH OVER 300 shows to his credit. So why did you make him your Vice President???
Your Sec. of the Treasury Scott Bessent used to sell HOT DOGS in front of the World Trade Center!!!
Pete Hegseth was behind a typewriter in IRAQ, DRINKING FIVE BOTTLES OF JACK A DAY AND WRITING PHONY REPORTS FOR THE ARMY!!!
i am now informed that he still does 8 bottles of JACK a day and has no idea where the bathroom is,,,he winds up pissing in the hallways of the Pentagon!!
Donald why do you choose such LOSERS to give you advice???
I hope when you arrive in IRELAND that you bring Anna Kreisling. She is very popular in Ireland. The Irish hoped that Germany would win the war. That way they wouldn't be bullied by England and have their women raped by our British Soldiers!
Donald did you know that the Luftwaffe KG-200 KEPT ADOLF HITLER SUPPLIED WITH HIS FAVORITE WHISKEY !! KILBEGGAN IRISH WHISKEY WAS WHAT HE WAS CRAZY ABOUT!! BEFORE HE INVADED RUSSIA IN 1941, HE DRANK TEN BOTTLES OF KILBEGGAN WHISKEY AND THEN YELLED,,,FUCK IT!! I'M INVADING RUSSIA!!"

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My Fellow Americans,
Never Fear!! I am here!! Joe Biden is going to SAVE AMERICA!! Folks I am running for President because Donald Trump is stealing $12 Million of your TAX DOLLARS EVERY DAY!! What a guy!!
I want some of this $ Millions and Millions of dollars!! If Donald can steal this much,,,then LORDY LORDY i want some to!!
I am so proud of the $BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS I MADE WHEN I WAS PRESIDENT.
Folks the Mexican Drug Cartels gave me over $300 Million Dollars a month to KEEP THE BORDER WIDE OPEN.
The RED CHINESE gave me over $800 Million each month so that they could make $Billions selling drugs and stealing our Military Secrets and getting all those Congressmen and Senators on their PAYROLLS!!!!
BABY, I MADE TONS OF MONEY!!!! But Donald is doing even better!!! WHAT A GUY!!!
So my Fellow Americans,,,DON'T WORRY,,,BE HAPPY,,,BECAUSE GOOD OLE JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2028!!!
Folks did you know that JOE BIDEN and Donald Trump are BLOOD BROTHERS!! YES WE BOTH BELONG TO THE HAKAWI INDIAN TRIBE. THIS IS WHY WE HAVE NO SHAME IN TAKING IN ALL THIS MONEY!!
WE MAKE MORE MONEY THAN OUR INDIAN CASINO'S MAKE!!!

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My Fellow MAGA REPUBLICANS,
Everyone is blaming me for our FAILED WAR WITH IRAN, OUR LACK OF FOOD FOR OUR SAILORS AND MARINES. OUR LACK OF A PLAN FOR VICTORY!!
Now Congress won't give me $3.6 Trillion Dollars so that I can replace all the bombs and Rockets, etc. etc. that Donald Trump wanted me to use so he could see all the explosions and those funny Iranians go flying through the air screaming for Jesus to save their Persian Assess!!
So now this chicken shit Donald is blaming me for this colossal mistake!! Make no mistake,,,I just do what I AM TOLD TO DO. IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT OVER 12,000 IRANIAN WOMEN AND CHILDREN HAVE BEEN KILLED!!!
Donald keeps saying that IRAN, they love him, and they are begging to make a deal with him. He says he is flying to IRAN and they are going to surrender and then sign all their OIL OVER TO HIM!!!
IS HE OUT OF HIS COTTON PICKIN MIND??? IS HE ON DRUGS??? HAS STORMY DANIELS BANGED HIS BRAINS OUT????
Finally, yes folks it is true. NO MORE WOMEN IN THE MILITARY WILL BE PROMOTED. NO MORE DARKIES,,NEGROES,,,WILL GET PROMOTIONS.
All white people who are Democrats will not get PROMOTIONS in our Military!!! Why?? Because Donald said that this is the LAW,,,WHAT HE WANTS,,,,AND WHAT DONALD WANTS,,,,I GETS IT DONE!!!

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