Junkers Ju 390

1943

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Junkers Ju 390

Six-engined long-range development of the Ju 290. A wing section was inserted with an additional engine, and the fuselage was stretched. One made a transatlantic test flight to within 20km of New York. Two built.

Junkers Ju 390

Specification 
 CREW10
 ENGINE6 x 1268kW BMW 801D radial engines
 WEIGHTS
  Take-off weight75500 kg166450 lb
 DIMENSIONS
  Wingspan50.30 m165 ft 0 in
  Length34.00 m112 ft 7 in
  Height6.90 m23 ft 8 in
 PERFORMANCE
  Max. speed505 km/h314 mph
  Ceiling6100 m20000 ft
  Range9700 km6027 miles
 ARMAMENT5 x 20mm cannon, 3 x 13mm machine-guns

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President Barack OBAMA, USA, 31.10.2026 23:37

Dear President Donald Jailbird TRUMP,
So your too tired to go to Kansas and Iowa??? Donald you need to take a nap, and quit thinking about Anna Kreisling's Ass!! That kinda stuff makes you cry and reminds you how old you are becoming.
Donald do you know why I am the Greatest President in the History of the United States?? It is because I look so GOOOOOD,,,AND I'ze Gots charisma!!
Donald have you looked in a Mirror lately??? Your eyes look a Possum that found his wife having sex with a Raccoon!!
Speaking of sex, Melania told me that you can't get it up anymore!! That all that you want to do is sit around and eat 32 BIG MAC's and then you wonder why your Ass is so fat and huge!!
Well tonight is Halloween,,,Boy you don't need a costume!! Donald when you go TRICK OR TREATING,,,JUST WALK AROUND IN YOUR USUAL ATTIRE, YOU WILL SCARE THE HELL OUT OF KIDS!!

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 30.10.2026 02:05

Dear Elon Musk all my MAGA Republicans,
Elon, do you think I care that you flew to Porterville, Kalifornia and climbed over some rocks?? Hey I bet you checked out Anna Kreisling's Ass!! What a great piece of heavenly sculpture!! When you see her ass and those Great Bit Titties ,,,this is proof that GOD EXISTS!!
Willie Nelson once told me ,,,THAT SHE IS HOTTER THAN GRAVY AND BLACKEYED PEAS!!
Anyway Folks, I am not going to IOWA or KANSAS to have RALLIES, I AM TOO TIRED TO DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE! This Fat Bastard reporter from MSNBC WHO LOOKED LIKE RACHEL MADDOW'S SISTER, ASKED ME IF I WAS FEELING O.K.??? I TOLD HIM I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT KANSAS. LOOKED WHAT HAPPENED TO TOTO!!! THAT POOR LITTLE DOG WAS CAPTURED BY A DEMOCRAT, AND THEY MADE DOGGIE STEW OUT OF HIM.
Folks as you know, President Xi Jinping was killed trying to attack AREA 51. Another Dead Chink does not bother me, but back in CHINA they have been cussing me out NONSTOP. HEY, I TRIED TO TELL THIS COMMIE BASTARD THAT HE WAS GONNA GET KILLED AND EATEN BY A GIGANTIC HAIRY SPIDER!! BUT NO, THE CHINK WOULD NOT LISTEN TO DONALD J. TRUMP. HE ACTUALLY BELIEVED JOE BIDEN AND THAT COMMIE BASTARD BERNIE SANDERS!! WHAT A RETARD!!
Speaking OF RETARDS,,VIVEK RAMASWAMY,, THAT REPUBLICAN RUNNING FOR SENATOR WITH THAT ENORMOUS HYDROCEPHALLIC HEAD. The PAKISTANI ASSHOLE WANTS ME TO SEND HIM ANOTHER $22 Billion dollars so he can leather seats in his BOEING 747 JUST LIKE I HAVE IN MY QUATARI 747 JET.
Instead I sent R.F.K. JR. KENNEDY TO DO SOME MORE BRAIN SURGERY ON THAT HUGE HEAD. HE LET OUT FIVE GALLONS OF WATER FROM HIS BRAIN. NOW HE TALKS LIKE DAFFY DUCK,,,BUT HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A RETARD ANYMORE!! WHO CHOSE THIS ASSHOLE TO RUN??
SO MY FELLOW AMERICANS, I TOLD YOU I HAD A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU!!! I'M GOING TO FLORIDA TO LAUNCH AN ALL OUT NUCLEAR STRIKE ON RED CHINA AND IRAN. WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS,,THE WORLD WILL BE A MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL PLACE!! Vladimir Putin and Me will rule the world!! NO MORE DEMOCRATS TO WORRY ABOUT!! NO MORE COMMIE CHINKS,,,,NO MORE IRAN,,,JUST BIG BEAUTIFUL GOLF COURSES,,AMERICA A NEW AND GOLDEN AGE WILL BE HERE FOREVER!!!

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ELON MUSK,,,Sonoma County, 27.10.2026 21:45

Dear President Donald TRUMP,
You need to sit down and relax before you read this letter. An incredible and marvelous thing has happened to me.
First as you know the latest attack on AREA 51 failed miserably! The Red Chinese Troops assembled by Joe Bide and Bernie Sanders were slaughtered and most were eaten by the GIANT ANTS AND THOSE MASSIVE HAIRY SPIDERS!! Only 12 people survived out of the 357,000 THAT HAD ATTACKED AREA 51. President Xi Jinping died, eaten alive by a Monstrous Gigantic Spider!! He was last seen screaming as the thing tore him apart and ate him!! However both Joe Biden and Bernie survived and they are in Las Vegas trying to drink all the booze they can find and they are shaking like a leaf!!
But this is not important! What is important Donald is that Anna Kreisling flew me to Porterville, California and then took me to Coffee Camp. We walked for 2 miles easterly along the stream and there in front of me were large slabs of rock that formed a GATE.
She had told me that I was selected to Live forever and that the GATE would decode my DNA, SO THAT IF I DIED ,,,,SHE COULD BRING ME BACK TO LIFE!!
Why,,I chosen was not based on my wealth, but she said that I was striving to bring people to Mars, and this was important. The same way the first NAZI's had arrived on Mars in 1972 and had built the first of five major bases on Mars.
Donald she took my hand and we both stepped into this GATE, IMMEDIATELY we were engulfed by this crystal heavenly white light. I stayed with her for 12 minutes inside this Gate, and then I stepped out into the sunlight, two minutes later she stepped out and told me that it had been done. As we walked west down the green and rocky trail, listening to the sound of the water cascading by, a sense of peace came over me. No longer did I have to worry about time and age from stopping me. I was going to be able to see my dream of sending people to Mars become a reality.

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RAF Wing Commander Scott Drake, 26.10.2026 02:21

Dear Max Hastings,
Much of the information about the Junkers JU-390 is wrong. Why? British misinformation done by MI6 TO cover up the missions of KG-200 AND THE NAZI NUCLEAR BOMB PROGRAM. Also remember that Heinrich Himmler was in charge and by 1943, Germany had a serious AMERIKA BOMBER program under way.
First let's look at the number built. In 1945 we know of a JU390 that flew to South America and torn apart and disposed of. Another JU-390 flew to Wright Patterson AFB by SS GEN. HANS KAPPLER. This is how under OPERATION PAPERCLIP THE DIE GLOCKE was delivered to the Americans.
Also we know of one JU-390 That was in the Kuril Islands used by Anna Kreisling to train Japanese pilots. Her mission was to destroy Los Angeles and the Lockheed Aircraft Plant by using an Atomic Bomb in October of 1945. TWO REASONS stopped this attack. The War ending in August 1945 by the Americans dropping the Atomic Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Also in March 1945, Anna Kreisling would receive a letter from Martin Bormann to report to the Bunker, so that Hitler and Eva could be flown out.
This is why on April 21st ,,1945,,you had three of the best Rescue Pilots in the world in the Bunker. Hans Baur, Hannah Reitsch, and Anna Kreisling.

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Anna Kreisling KG-200, 24.10.2026 03:46

Dear President Donald Trump,
Don't worry, I have decided not to blow up AREA 51, for many reasons. First, we are the only Defense that you have against the No. 1 Military Power in the world, Red China.
China has the largest Army, the largest Air Force, more Submarines and close to having the largest NAVY. But what concerns me is there 1,300 Long Range ICBM's aimed at America. Right now here at AREA 51 we can destroy them all.
But the gravest threat that America faces is the fact that Billionaires are determined to build 35,000 DATA CENTERS IN TEXAS. Also Donald you are proposing to get rid of all CASH Transactions in the United States. Everyone will have to use Credit Cards, and the DATA CENTERS WILL KEEP TRACK OF ALL TRANSACTIONS AND KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYBODY.
All your FREEDOMS AND PRIVACY will be gone. The U.S. Govt. will be arresting ten times the people that they do now. Concentration Camps will be set up. Death camps will be set up. This is already happening. ICE WILL BE ABLE TO SHOOT ANYONE THEY WANT TO. THEY WILL ANSWER TO NO ONE. What Donald is not telling the American People, or the people of Texas is that the water needed to cool these Data Centers will have Mercury and other TOXIC sewage in it. If you live near a DATA CENTER YOU WILL HAVE A 87% CHANCE OF GETTING CANCER. This is why Donald is not having one built near Mar Largo, or any of his resorts.
Because of these Data Centers A.I. WILL BE ABLE TO ELIMINATE 93% OF ALL JOBS. A.I. will then determine that since these people are not needed, they will be scheduled for EXTERMINATION.
America became a Great Nation without A.I. America does not need A.I. We in the NAZI PARTY are trying to stop A.I. it is a Satanic designed system to replace mankind with robots and Artificial Intelligence. Donald Trump who has an I.Q, of less than 77, says not to worry.
Pope Leo XIV said it the best," Scientists who build A.I. DO NOT CARE ABOUT HUMANITY, THEY WANT TO DESTROY HUMANITY, BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE THEY ARE GREATER THAN GOD."
So Donald I am here to stay. AREA 51 will be dedicated to this fight to STOP A.I.,,,,TO STOP THE CONSTRUTION OF THESE EVIL DATA CENTERS. TO RESTORE FREEDOM AND HUMANITY BACK TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!

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President Joe Biden USA 2028, 22.10.2026 20:32

Dear OMAR the JIHADI,
Where the hell are you? You are supposed to be here leading the attack on AREA 51 !! The Harvard Hamas Brigade wanted you to bring some flamethrowers so we could burn some GIANT ANTS and those 55 yard wide big hairy SPIDERS BERNIE KEEPS SCREAMING ABOUT!!
OMAR, it may be too late! Overhead I can see hundreds of STUKA's flying, and they are peeling off one by one and beginning their screaming dives upon us! Bernie has turned his VESPA SCOOTER around and is going to Las Vegas at full throttle! But it's to late! The STUKA'S ARE DROPPING THEIR BOMBS AND RIPPING Apart our formations of killers, thugs and ICE AGENTS!!
i can see Bernie on fire,,,his skinny butt, his hair,,,all on fire! I swing by on my HARLEY and yell at him to get on behind me!! But Bernie yells at me that he would rather die than sit behind me and smell all that POOP THAT KEEPS COMING OUT OF ME!!
Now Donald is texting me and telling me that Anna Kreisling is going to detonate a 110 Megaton bomb at AREA 51, AND THAT I RUN AS FAST AS I CAN !! BUT EVEN IF I RUN, YOU CAN NOT OUT RUN A 110 MEGATON BLAST!!! JESUS PALOMINO!!

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 22.10.2026 20:14

Dear Anna Kreisling Flight Director of AREA 51,
As President of the CSA, I order you to NOT BLOW UP AREA 51!! If you blow up this base there will be no cure for Cancer and Xi Jinping of CHINA will die!! Joe Biden will die,,,ME DONALD TRUMP WILL DIE.
ELON MUSK DOES NOT WANT YOU TO BLOW UP AREA 51!! Without your Nazi Science, there is no way his rockets will work. Already in China, A.I. has taken over the Military, there is No Way ,,,,ME, DONALD TRUMP WILL SURVIVE A RED CHINESE NUCLEAR ATTACK!!
So for the sake of my Golden Ball Room, Mar Largo, and all these Billions of Dollars I have made, Please do not BLOW UP AREA 51!!

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Anna Kreisling Flight Director AREA 51, 21.10.2026 23:00

Dear Elon Musk,
We have had many adventures together, we have travelled many times to Mars together. Did you realize that you are the First person in Human History to travel three times to Mars!
Elon I am tired of killing these Morons who want to control our Nazi Gate Technology. Therefore I am evacuating AREA 51, and moving our advanced Technology to the Moon and Mars. There we will not have to deal with Corrupt Communist Dictars, Russian dictators and Corrupt American Dictators like Donald TRUMP.
Within 3 days a 110 Megaton Bomb will detonate under AREA 51. This Five Trillion Dollar Airbase will no longer exist. No longer will the United States be protected from the 1,300 Long Range ICBM's that RED CHINA has aimed at the United States. Donald Trump is in serious trouble.
Even though the USA spends ten times more money than all the other nations combined,,we are the weakest of the THREE GREAT MILITARY POWERS. Example;
1. We have a Moron running the Defense Department. Pete will not report to Congress that all of our 20 Major Bases in the Middle East have been severely damaged from Iranian DRONES. However Pete is not worried, as long as he has FIVE BOTTLES OF JACK to drink, he is not worried.

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Senator Bernie Sanders USA, 18.10.2026 20:38

My Fellow Democrats,
Well here I am on my VESPA Scooter 22 miles from AREA 51. Nest to me is Good ole Joe Biden on his Harley Davidson WIDE GLIDE wearing just a COON SKIN CAP FROM DANIEL BOONE,,,A Silvery G-String, which does not stop all the Poop from coming out of his BUTT, and some INDIAN LEATHER FRINGED BOOTS. Yes you have to be brave to stand next to this Lunatic, the smell is GOD AWFUL!!
Behind us is the largest ARMY assembled in North America since the CIVIL WAR!! 200,000 Red Chinese Commie Troops, 45,000 Mexican Drug Cartel thugs, 3,300 RICH KIDS FROM HARVARD,,THE FAMED HARVARD HAMAS BRIGADE!! 35 LESBIANS FROM YALE,,,AND 654 VIRGINS FROM CORNELL UNIVERSITY,,,,MOST OF THEM MALE STUDENTS!!!
President Xi Jinping is here from CHINA!!
But Guess what???? NO DONALD TRUMP!! He promised Xi Jinping that he would lead the attack!! BUT DONALD IS NOT CALLED TACO TRUMP FOR NOTHING!! Look at IRAN, HE PROMISED SAUDI ARABIA THAT THE AMERCAN MILITARY WOULD DO ALL THE FIGHTING AND THE SAUDI'S COULD GO TO CAIRO AND DANCE IN THE DISCO CLUBS!!
Now Saudi Arabia is under attack and TRUMP TELLS THEM," I WILL NOT ATTACK THE HOUTHI'S BECAUSE THEY ARE MORE POPULAR THAN ME!!"
"Meanwhile I had to fire KATIE, because she would not have a three-WAY with me and STORMY DANIELS IN THE OVAL OFFICE!! If Bill Clinton can have a 3-way with Hillary and Monica,,,why can't I have a 3 way every day of the week!!"
" Do you know who the Dumbest People in the United States are??? IT IS THE SOUTHERN BAPTISTS!! THEY ASK ME IF I KNOW JOHN 3:16 ??? I SAY SURE i KNOW,,,HE IS A PIMP I KNOW IN NEW YORK!!"
So Bernie,,,GOOD LUCK,,,IF YOU ARE CRAZY ENOUGH TO ATTACK AREA 51,,,,AND HAVE THOSE GIGANTIC SPIDERS CHASE YOU THROUGH THE DESERT,,,AND EAT YOU ALIVE !! YOU AND JOE GO AHEAD AND LEAD THE ATTACK!!! AMERICA WILL BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOUR DUMB ASSESS!!!

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SENATOR Ilhan OMAR THE JIHADI, MN., 17.10.2026 00:58

Praise be to ALLAH, FOR GIVING ME THESE BOMBS AND ROCKETS!!

Dear American Infidels,
FBI KASH PATEL and Donald TRUMP,
So you American Pigs, You Yankee Doodle Dandies, you sons of a Motherless GOAT!! I DEMAND THAT YOU RETURN MY PERSONAL PROPERTY IMMEDIATELY!!! My collection of AK-47'S, ALL 3,327 OF THEM!! My 876 RPG's, my Plastic Explosives, my collection of knives and swords to cut off the heads of Jewish Babies and feed them to my dogs. My three Mig-17 FRESCO JETS I USED TO STRAFE CHRISTIANS IN SOMALIA. And my prized collection of ROCK HUDSON MOVIES THAT I USED TO MASTER BAIT TO!!!
Donald, if you don't return all my stuff, I will not join Bernie Sanders in ATTACKING AREA 51, I will let President Xi Jinping of China know that you are stopping the attack on capturing Anna Kreisling!! Xi will have your balls cut off and have them with his fish heads and rice!!
So Donald, you want to piss off OMAR THE JIHADI??? YOU WANT TO FIGHT ??? THEY DON'T CALL ME A PSYCHO KILLER FOR NOTHING!!!

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Markwayne Mullin DIRECTOR OF ICE, 13.10.2026 02:19

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, DIRECTOR OF ICE,
MARKWAYNE MULLIN,,,EXECUTION SQUAD LEADER,

Dear Donald TRUMP,
You told me to do a public execution of this Muslim A-HAB THE A-RAB, this December as a Christmas present to POPE LEO XIV.
You said you wanted to watch us blow his brains out as you drank some egg-nog and screwed this whore with the red polka dot panties!
Sir I can not do this because you ordered me to attack AREA 51 WITH 135,000 OF MY ICE AGENTS.
Mr. President I smell a Big Fat Commie Rat!!! This asshole R.F. KENNEDY IS PUTTING WORMS IN YOUR BRAIN AGAIN MR. PRESIDENT!!
You keep Babbling around and saying things that people see in crazy people!! Like blaming the HIGH PRICE OF DIESEL ON ZELENSKI THE LEADER OF UKRAINE. Are you kidding me?? You are the ASSHOLE WHO STARTED THE WAR WITH IRAN, AND HAVE NO PLAN FOR VICTORY.
But don't worry Mr. President ,,,I AIMS TO PLEASE!! i GOTS A PLAN THAT IS 100% GREAT.
First this Saturday I am taking Hassan, this Muslim out to Arkansas where they raise WILD PIGS. i'M GONNA FILM AS THESE WILD PIGS CHASE HASSAN ACROSS A FIELD IN HIS WHEEL CHAIR. DONALD you will see these WILD PIGS TEAR HIM APART. YOU WILL HEAR HIM SCREAMING FOR ALLAH!! YOU WILL SEE HIM EATEN ALIVE BY THESE WILD PIGS!! In one week all that will be left of HASSAN ,,,WILL BE PIG SHIT!!!
After that I'm going to attack AREA 51 with all my ICE AGENTS. Bernie Sanders says we are all GONNA DIE, THAT GIANT ANTS AND GIGANTIC BIG HAIRY SPIDERS ARE GONNA EAT US ALIVE AT AREA 51!!
IS HE TELLING THE TRUTH??? IS THAT THE REASON YOU ARE NOT COMING???

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 09.10.2026 21:11

My Fellow Americans,
I have Great News, I have won the Nobel Peace Prize!! No one in the world even came close!
In a few weeks the Republicans will sweep the Mid-Terms and the Democrats will be run out of Washington D.C.
I have only One Big Problem, what do I do about Anna Kreisling?? Do I send my 325,000 ICE AGENTS to attack AREA 51?? Or do I do the TACO TRUMP ROUTINE AND GET President Xi Jinping mad at me???
Then there is IRAN, BLOWING UP ALL OUR 20 BASES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. So far more than 3,598 American Military have died,,,but Pete Hegseth promised me we would keep this a secret!!
What to do??? I wish my best Buddy,,Jeffrey EPSTEIN was alive, he could tell me what to do,,,and then we could go to his island and really have some fun!!
Why is everybody so uptight about me having sex??? I remember when I made the cover of PLAYBOY and everybody was proud of me!!
Hey, but today I am HAPPY!! i'M A HAPPY BOY!! I HAVE WON THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE !!

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ELON MUSK,,,Sonoma County, 07.10.2026 08:41

This is a sad time for America. We have the Republican Party which does not care anything about the Health or Well Being of Americans. Then we have the Democratic Party which is to lazy to keep Donald Trump in check, and they only care about their Communist Boss, President Xi Jinping of China.
Lately I have been criticized for wanting an American Base on the Moon, but also Mars. Many Scientists claim it is impossible to Live on Mars.
However I have been very inspired by Anna Kreisling. With her help she has taken me to the Moon seven times. The Germans have more than Seven major bases on the Moon, around 77,000 NAZI's live there, and I agree they have lives that are serene and peaceful. Many will spend five years there before going on vacation back to Earth.
Many German Children live on the Moon and when they are in 3rd Grade, they can take their First Field trip and visit the Earth. Here they usually spend 5 years in various schools before returning to the Moon.
Thanks to Anna, I have been to Mars three times. Going to Mars is very different than going to the Moon. The Germans have 3 major bases on Mars, all Glass Domed, but the Nazi's on Mars with Crispus Technology have adapted their bodies to Mars.
Example; the German Girls on Mars are much taller and thinner than the Girls on Earth. They can breathe the thin Martian air, the Sun does not bother their skin. Their Breasts are larger and float in front of them like two giant ZEPPELINS. NASA has thousands of pictures of them, with many more pictures of German Helmets, and Nazi bases. They will not release these to the public for obvious reasons.
But, it is Anna who has inspired me to have an American Base on Mars!

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President Donald TRUMP USA, 04.10.2026 21:17

My Fellow Americans,
Well folks here I am and we are going 100 m.p.h. on the Freeway heading to Oklahoma, the HOMO Capital of the world!! Out of no where, comes a 1972 Glacier White MGB AND IT SCARES THE SHIITE OUT OF ME,,,WHY?? Because Anna Kreisling out at AREA 51 HAS ONE!!
But at the wheel is SLEEPY JOE BIDEN,,and next to him is Bernie Sanders!! Right in the middle is AOC, AND SHE IS AIMING AN RPG right at me!! What a Bitch!! Then Bernie slips his hand under her skirt and starts grabbing her by the Pussy!! She screams and fires off the RPG!! iT MISSES ME AND BLOWS UP THE VAN BEHIND US!!
Vice President J.D. VANCE is in that Van and he looks like a screaming Marshmellow on fire!! But I yell at the driver to keep going,,,,NO GREAT LOSS,,,SO DON'T STOP,,,JUST KEEP GOING !!!

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SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT MISSOURI, 01.10.2026 03:30

My Fellow MAGA REPUBLICAN SUPPORTERS,
In all fairness, I drank 7 bottles of Jack with Pete Hegseth before I interrogated Jack!! IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT THE REPUBLICAN BITCH SITTING BY ME GAVE ME COMPLETE FALSE INFORMATION!!
These Republican Bitches are good for Nothing! Donald Trump called me up and said that I was the ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR!! HE is so mad that he is sending me to Las Vegas to attack AREA 51 and capture Anna Kreisling!! Why do I want to go to Vegas??? I told Donald Trump that if he wants to rape this girl, he should go to Vegas and attack AREA 51!!
He said," NO WAY AM I GOING TO VEGAS AND GET EATEN BY A GIANT SPIDER!! ONLY LOSERS AND MORONS JOIN THE MILITARY OR VOLUNTEER FOR ATTACKING AREA 51!! AREA 51 IS THE MOST HEAVILY GUARDED AIR BASE IN NORTH AMERICA!! THEY ALSO HAVE ALIEN TECHNOLOGY INCORPORATED INTO THE DEFENSE OF THE BASE!! That is why I am sending Pete Hegseth and V.P. J.D. VANCE to lead the attack on AREA 51!!
When what's left of them comes home in a box,,I can act all sad and talk to the MAGA MORONS what brave MAGA REPUBLICANS they were!!
So listen Eric, I want you to go to Germany and do a PORN MOVIE with VIVIAN SCHMITT,,,MY FAVORITE PORN STAR!!!
So My fellow Repubicans I'm off to Germany!! And Pete and Vance are going to AREA 51!!!

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BIG TONY, LAS VEGAS, 28.09.2026 23:02

BIG TONY, LAS VEGAS, NEW YORK, NEW YORK CASINO!!

I wake up this morning and I hear Birdies singing outside my window, Birds don't live in Las Vegas, it's to hot and if you are a Pigeon, the Homeless Vets eat them,,,it's called SQUAB.
Besides I'm up on the 32nd floor, and No Birdies are up this high. As I gaze out my window I see a huge parade below me! 30,000 Red Communist Troops are marching along, all stepping in unison like some Las Vegas Show Girls!! What really pisses me off is the fact that Joe Biden on his Harley Davidson Wide Glide, and Bernie Sanders on his VESPA Scooter are leading the Parade!
Why is the U.S. Government paying for these COMMIE RAT SHIT KICKERS TO COME TO LAS VEGAS???
I grab my ZEISS Binoculars and take a closer look. Joe Biden has parked his Motorsickle and as he gets off, huge Brown Diareah is busting out of his Diaper as Bernie Sanders walks quickly ahead of him!
The Scum are coming into my Casino! There is nothing worse than Joe Biden in your Casino! He poops all over the place and he acts like he owns the joint. He is wearing just a Diaper, a COON SKIN CAP and some Indian leather fringed boots. He smells so bad, and looks like a refugee from the year 1657 that he scares all the Hookers away! A Casino without Hookers is like being at the beach with no beer!!

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Col. Scott Anderson USAF, 27.09.2026 07:39

Dear Aviation Historians around the World,
Every year in Lansing Michigan we have a gathering of the men who were training in the AT-6 Trainers in Michigan on that morning of August 28th,1943. Four Squadrons were training that morning, 112th, 115th, 117th and 118th Squadrons. More than 60 of us were flying that morning at 8,000 feet, when out of the clouds this huge massive six engined aircraft emerged and within 22 seconds we were all together in one massive formation going south. All at once we noticed the Blonde in the cockpit, she was waving at us and blowing kisses, she took off her flight jacket and we went nuts trying for a better view of her!
This year for the first time we were honored to have Anna Kreisling address our gathering of pilots. We are still in awe at how GORGEOUS SHE IS ,,,,That flight over Michigan in a Junkers JU-390 , A RECON FLIGHT THAT MADE HISTORY! All of us were impressed with Anna and would like to sincerely thank her for coming to our gathering!
Anna, Thank You so very much!
Col. Scott Anderson 118th Squadron 1943

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President XI Jinping , CHINA, 25.09.2026 20:22

Dear President Donald TRUMP, USA,
When I arrived in the United States, at my request you BANNED all the Press from covering my visit. This was done so we could discuss how we were going to capture Anna Kreisling the Flight Director at AREA 51.
Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders was there, Donald Trump and myself and my top Military Generals!
For two days we had to listen to Joe Biden talking about how much he wanted to tear off the clothes and bra of Anna KREISLING and see those magnificent Breast she has. He got Donald so turned on he couldn't think straight and Bernie was just slobbering like a dog in the corner thinking how great her ass was!!
For now all our Military Forces will be based in Las Vegas and at the right signal they will hit AREA 51, 110 MILES NORTH OF LAS VEGAS.
With perverts and Scumbags like Donald and Joe Biden, i honestly do not think our attack on AREA 51 will succeed.
But all three of us have Cancer, so we must succeed in capturing the GATE TECHNOLOGY, which was developed from the DIE GLOCKE device in World War ii, which was brought in a Junkers JU-390 in 1945 by Hans Kammler that famous SS Col. who also was a member of KG-200.
When you study OPERATION PAPERCLIP and how all these NAZI's were brought to America, it all makes sense.

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Sec. of Defense Pete Hegseth, 23.09.2026 18:56

I mean S E C R E T A R Y O F W A R YOU ASSHOLES!
HEY HAVE WE WON THE WAR YET???? WE HAVE??? WOW!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!! DRINKING 5 BOTTLES OF JACK LEAVES YOU WONDERING!!!

Dear America,
I forgot what I was going to tell you, my Secretary with the Red Polka Dot Panties is typing this important letter. Jesus she has GREAT TITS!! Anyway folks here I am in the Pentagon and I need to take a piss, but I can't find the bathroom, so I'm gonna take a whiz in front of the Dept. of the NAVY.
Hey did those assholes aboard the U.S.S. LINCOLN ever make it home???
Hey, I'm watching T.V. and our FEARLESS LEADER is on T.V.!!! Wow, when I was a little kid I used to watch ELVIS on our little Black and White T.V.,,,,IT HAD A 10 INCH SCREEN. Hey in my office I have an APPLE 2C COMPUTER with a 10 inch screen!! WOW!! ITS ALSO Black and White and once in a while they will let me put a floppy disk in so I can write ROMANCE NOVELS which WAL-MART and TARGET SELL!! MY LATEST BOOK IS ,,,"PREGNANT BY CHRISTMAS!!" MY LAST BOOK WAS,,,THE COWBOY WHO GOT ME PREGNANT BY CHRISTMAS!!
Well Folks, Life couldn't be better for the American Voters! GAS IS NOW $1.59 PER GALLON. DIESEL IS NOW AT $2.00 A GALLON. DONALD TRUMP HAS WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FIVE YEARS IN A ROW!!
His TRUMPIAN ARCH will have SNIPERS IN IT TO SHOOT ANY CHINK OR NEEGROW OR ANY WET-BACK WHO TRIES TO PLANT FLOWERS AT our famous Miltary cemetary ...let's see,,,MMMMM,,,what do they call that place??? you know the one dedicated to Gen. Robert E. Lee???

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Pope Leo XIV Vatican, ROME, 20.09.2026 02:44

Blessings to all of you who keep the faith of Christianity,
What does it mean to be a Christian? Is it to build more DATA CENTERS and poison the water with Red Mercury just to keep the transistors cool??? The water for 100 miles will now cause Cancer, children and infants will die because of these Data Centers. But the Billionaires who surround Donald Trump do not care. When you look at how these Data Centers will be used by a Dictator like Donald Trump. How 90% of all people working will lose their jobs, why would the people of the United States pay for all this with their taxes????
We may be witnesses to a Biblical Prophecy come true." And there will be tremendous darkness and terror come onto humanity, and the beasts shall rule the world."
The Beasts are these Billionaires who will kill and rape the world with their money and power. People who surround Donald Trump.
Recently I had dinner with Anna Kreisling and Adolf Hitler, and I asked her why she had not intervened in human history and stopped Donald Trump. She and Adolf responded that there are many possible futures for the Human Race. A worse future would have been under Joe Biden who wanted to destroy America and sell it to Red China.
If Donald Trump has his way, A.I. Intelligence and 35,000 Data Centers will mean that Americans and their Freedoms will be gone. That A.I. WILL KILL 98% OF ALL AMERICANS, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NEEDED.
But there is another possible future where Americans fight back and destroy A.I. and the DATA CENTERS and reclaim a future devoted to people, not machines and the corrupt Billionaires like Donald Trump.
Both Anna and Adolf Hitler were deeply touched when the Pope gave them his blessing. That the Nazi Party has a Holy Mission to save Humanity!

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